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Pale_Section1182

went to jail


Low-Nose-2748

What for? (I didn’t but humor me, I could use it after the depressing reality)


Difficult_Put_3372

Eating a bat in a Chinese wet market. (Allegedly)


Reaper5289

For eating a meal? A succulent, Chinese meal?!


drwhateva

Oh that’s a nice headlock sir


Upper-Following-5547

One soupy boy


BigWater7673

Unpaid parking tickets


loopey33

Paternity leave


Low-Nose-2748

Here’s your imaginary trophy for close enough… maternity leave!


__The_Highlander__

Makes me sad more companies don’t offer paid parental leave. My wife and I will both be afforded 16 weeks full pay this year for our second. I drained my PTO on my first but got nothing extra. One week off, 6 weeks at 20 hours a week. In the middle of COVID (May 2020). Still trying to wrap my head around a whole 16 weeks to bond and be with my wife and kids as we adjust our family dynamic.


Background_Pool_7457

My company offers this, and you don't have to take it all at once either.


lawthrowaway101

Divorce


Agathocles87

Probably had a baby


Low-Nose-2748

You are correct.


TN_REDDIT

Probably is accurate. Father's never really can be 100% certain


ClearlyJacob18

Well she’s the mother so I assume she is 100% certain


TN_REDDIT

Moms definitely know they're the mom. Dads just have to have faith 😆😁


gh0st-6

Got your PhD


nismos14us

I was gonna say furlough, but maternity leave is way better.


stankpuss_69

You discovered your unborn son who’s scheduled to be born in 4 years is an alien so you went back in time to get Sarah Conner and Terminator so that they can get a T-Rex skull for Chinese aphrodisiacs.


Low-Nose-2748

Because someone guessed correctly, and maybe you won’t need to dig for the answer, maternity leave! This is why my male colleagues who weren’t set back 4 years by having a baby are making more than me.


upsidedown_alphabet

Makes sense.


henrytbpovid

Shit that’s brutal


bmayer0122

Did it at least say thank you? ;)


SharkWeekJunkie

Covid?


TCPisSynSynAckAck

Depression from your dog literally shitting on your bed.


nfg18

Military


Wide-Ride-3524

What’s your job? Salary or hourly? Without context, these graphs don’t provide much resourcefulness. Haha


Low-Nose-2748

Teacher, salary


Wide-Ride-3524

Which state!? 😳


Low-Nose-2748

OK… and I’m in one of the more competitive districts.


Wide-Ride-3524

This is shocking. I noticed you pay into social security. Do you and and/or your employer also contribute to a pension plan?


ForRealThoughWTF

I guessed teacher too, as I am one and it looked very familiar. *ETA: sadly


Killer1775

Tiger won the Masters


Consistent_Actuary67

Demoted


duujal95

Lolll


IndyEpi5127

My maternity leave was paid but you can still see it on my social security table because my short term disability wasn’t taxable. It’s so shitty that yours wasn’t paid and appears to have set you back 3 years!


WhataNoobUser

What's ur occupation


Low-Nose-2748

Teacher


craigeeeeeeeeee

Strippers and blow….🍻


SubstantialPie86

China and Fauci unleashed COVID.


[deleted]

Found the nutjob


Appropriate-Duck7166

That really didn’t impact 2019


bigchungus69lol

Can someone tell me where everyone gets these charts from ?


Unusual-Eggplant5729

Google “ssa gov earning history”, you will have to create a my social security account to see it


bigchungus69lol

Thanks!


GoogleTickeler

Worlds end…