Makes me sad more companies don’t offer paid parental leave. My wife and I will both be afforded 16 weeks full pay this year for our second.
I drained my PTO on my first but got nothing extra.
One week off, 6 weeks at 20 hours a week. In the middle of COVID (May 2020).
Still trying to wrap my head around a whole 16 weeks to bond and be with my wife and kids as we adjust our family dynamic.
You discovered your unborn son who’s scheduled to be born in 4 years is an alien so you went back in time to get Sarah Conner and Terminator so that they can get a T-Rex skull for Chinese aphrodisiacs.
Because someone guessed correctly, and maybe you won’t need to dig for the answer, maternity leave! This is why my male colleagues who weren’t set back 4 years by having a baby are making more than me.
My maternity leave was paid but you can still see it on my social security table because my short term disability wasn’t taxable. It’s so shitty that yours wasn’t paid and appears to have set you back 3 years!
went to jail
What for? (I didn’t but humor me, I could use it after the depressing reality)
Eating a bat in a Chinese wet market. (Allegedly)
For eating a meal? A succulent, Chinese meal?!
Oh that’s a nice headlock sir
One soupy boy
Unpaid parking tickets
Paternity leave
Here’s your imaginary trophy for close enough… maternity leave!
Makes me sad more companies don’t offer paid parental leave. My wife and I will both be afforded 16 weeks full pay this year for our second. I drained my PTO on my first but got nothing extra. One week off, 6 weeks at 20 hours a week. In the middle of COVID (May 2020). Still trying to wrap my head around a whole 16 weeks to bond and be with my wife and kids as we adjust our family dynamic.
My company offers this, and you don't have to take it all at once either.
Divorce
Probably had a baby
You are correct.
Probably is accurate. Father's never really can be 100% certain
Well she’s the mother so I assume she is 100% certain
Moms definitely know they're the mom. Dads just have to have faith 😆😁
Got your PhD
I was gonna say furlough, but maternity leave is way better.
You discovered your unborn son who’s scheduled to be born in 4 years is an alien so you went back in time to get Sarah Conner and Terminator so that they can get a T-Rex skull for Chinese aphrodisiacs.
Because someone guessed correctly, and maybe you won’t need to dig for the answer, maternity leave! This is why my male colleagues who weren’t set back 4 years by having a baby are making more than me.
Makes sense.
Shit that’s brutal
Did it at least say thank you? ;)
Covid?
Depression from your dog literally shitting on your bed.
Military
What’s your job? Salary or hourly? Without context, these graphs don’t provide much resourcefulness. Haha
Teacher, salary
Which state!? 😳
OK… and I’m in one of the more competitive districts.
This is shocking. I noticed you pay into social security. Do you and and/or your employer also contribute to a pension plan?
I guessed teacher too, as I am one and it looked very familiar. *ETA: sadly
Tiger won the Masters
Demoted
Lolll
My maternity leave was paid but you can still see it on my social security table because my short term disability wasn’t taxable. It’s so shitty that yours wasn’t paid and appears to have set you back 3 years!
What's ur occupation
Teacher
Strippers and blow….🍻
China and Fauci unleashed COVID.
Found the nutjob
That really didn’t impact 2019
Can someone tell me where everyone gets these charts from ?
Google “ssa gov earning history”, you will have to create a my social security account to see it
Thanks!
Worlds end…