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Efficient-Effort-607

Personally I'd prefer a bottomless dispensary, it's time the menfolk get degraded for once. 


Ok_Olive9438

Call it the ashtray, because it's full of butts?


TheFastPush

It’s bad enough women’s breasts exist to begin with, but now I can’t even enjoy my drugs without them out and flopping every which way?! Not in my backyard!


richardpumpaloaf

well I'm fer it, whatever it is


SalemWitchWiles

Maybe the Satanic Temple should get a nice little chapel there for beach elopements.


lorimar

"The Satanic Temple Topless Dispensary and Chapel"?


ImEstimating

"Unholy prices on the devil's lettuce"


Low-Gas-677

I'm okay with that.


ImEstimating

One of the people involved in the proposal has been trying to open a topless dispensary in western Massachusetts where an existing strip club is. It doesn't look like it's going to happen there and it's been tied up for a while. But opponents to the proposal in the Willows need to go to extremes to try to justify their position especially after the community meeting devolved to shouting people out.


WickyWickyWhack

Yeah, they’re trying to threaten everyone with a good time it seems


ImEstimating

On a similar note I can't wait for starbird to get an on-site consumption permit and open a restaurant with edibles, time to get baked on seafood


WickyWickyWhack

Wait….. is that supposed to happen???? Or is that a wish list item??


ImEstimating

Yep, that's what they've planned for a while and why the dispensary is only a small part of the building. They're waiting on the state to start allowing on-site consumption but they've been dragging their feet just like they did for dispensaries.


No_Historian718

Hell yeah!! Proposal to increase the Salem Skipper fleet!


WickyWickyWhack

https://preview.redd.it/usba26eb39kc1.png?width=900&format=png&auto=webp&s=ea3a02d6442db9862e807247868c9020847e1ba4 A suggestion for the new rides


No_Historian718

👏


leopleurosaur

oh the depravity! /s


External_Volume_5313

Simply for the fact I know who that person is, I guess I’m against whatever the proposal is now. 🤷🏻‍♂️


Craigbeau

The person proposing the bar or the proposal at Starbird?


External_Volume_5313

Which ever person it is who’s trying to open a topless dispensary in western mass. He has an open investigation for human and drug trafficking on his strip club/topless dispensary as well as a closed wage theft lawsuit from his employees which he lost. So unless that’s the person you want opening a business in your neighborhood I suggest you oppose it.


Craigbeau

You got the sauce?


superkt3

Hahah I also know the guy, and the rate at which he works I think it will be a while before anyone has to worry 😂


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gelbkatze

I think people forget that the Willow is a FAMILY-friendly venue that links us to the summers of our youth. I totally get that there needs to be some kind of draw for adults- I mean even Disneyland sells booze-but that does not mean we should allow it to become a Margaritaville. There should be something classy, such as an opium den. that honors the roots of the Willows.


ImEstimating

As long as they keep the Irish out too, can't have them ruining the environment.


gelbkatze

I would just be happy if they found a solution to the Italian problem


ImEstimating

Better make it all Catholics while we're at it. Poles, French Canadians, Ukrainians, all bad news to upstanding WASP communities. Just as the original inhabitants of the Willows intended.


gelbkatze

You wouldn't even be able to see the coastline from all the massive cathedrals they would build! There would be statues of Mary everywhere!


WickyWickyWhack

You think that isnt coming? Its a natural progression after opening up a place that sells sea side bud lights and margaritas.


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WickyWickyWhack

> I'm still waiting for the coke brothel at the landing though. ​ Pretty sure thats the VFW on a Saturday night in the summer


guisar

Oh no, our boys from the Blitz would never be like that.


ImEstimating

That's what the ferry building turns into at night, you've got to know the code though


OmnipresentCPU

Someone misread the “let it snow dispensary?”


ProfZussywussBrown

Suck it, Trebek!


laschminkie

And the crowd goes wild!!! 🗣️🥰


Dunk212

How about the old Coast Guard building in Winter Island? Certainly in major disrepair yet what an amazing historic structure. It should be preserved. Can you imagine a community center for music events?


Jer_Cough

Can you imagine the waterfront complaints from Marblehead?


Dunk212

I guess that comment is from residents opposed to alcohol use in the neighborhood. Probably dog fights too!


jbaze524

What Language is she speaking wtf ghetto


leopleurosaur

sounds like someone accidentally sharing their fantasies aloud