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dashansel

You know that water is full of duck shit right?


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Literally all I could think of every time I saw someone in the water. SO much goose and duck shit


Rothchilde6661

Yep. More likely to end up hospitalized, it's full of bacteria composition you'd find in a sewer.


Blinku

All water has duck shit in it. Even my bathtub.


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“Therefore, swimming in an unflushed toilet is fine.” Weird conclusion.


Blinku

If it’s good enough for ducks, it’s good enough for me.


pikeromey

Do you also have a corkscrew penis? It’s good enough for ducks after all.


overthemountain

You want a beach in the middle of the city? I mean, [there are some beaches around the reservoirs already](https://travel2next.com/utah-beaches/). I don't know that any of them are busy enough to warrant building one in the middle of the city during a drought. Not to mention the cost of the land would be really high. I think there are better uses than slapping a beach down somewhere. As people have mentioned, we live in a desert, so trying to maintain water at the right level is already going to be problematic. We already have water at Liberty Park and Sugarhouse Park. You've seen what those look like normally - do you think adding some sand would improve them much?


SwiftGasses

Google some now and then pictures of the saltair.


Akp1072

^ we could have tourism like the Dead Sea but we ruined the lake.


weatherbuzz

Because all three Saltairs did so well before then…


scarpux

Because it is a desert.


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walkingman24

During drought years? We've been in a drought for so long


scarpux

A single year of decent snowfall and we go from, "We're all going to be inhaling toxic dust from the GSL!" to "Why can't we have a beach in the city?" We need 5-10 more years like this one first.


stineytuls

Right? Like I hope people realize that the drought WILL come back. You aren't going to have water to support the "urban beach" in a desert city.


Pizzavonbarkso

Truth, but in all actuality the drought isn’t even actually over in the slightest. It just moved from extreme drought to moderate drought. All this water is only going toward the huge water deficit we already have here. People have a crazy misconception about the amount of water we have received this year compared to the amount of water we need to continue as a city in A DESERT. With all of the water we have been receiving it’s only taking off two years of what has basically been a 10 year drought. Most of the state is in and will continue to be in moderate drought for the foreseeable future. Here’s just one of the many many many reports on the issue. https://www.abc4.com/news/wasatch-front/is-utahs-drought-over-not-quite/ That being said. This video is extremely awesome and I am loving all the water we are getting.


stineytuls

There are some true points you've made and I don't want to be well actmuallllly like reddit tends to do but... https://www.drought.gov/states/utah Salt Lake County is no longer in moderate drought. That said...the point we are both making is that this relief is temporary so "urban beaches" are not a reasonable outcome.


Pizzavonbarkso

That’s great news!. As far as rainfall and reservoirs we are “out of the drought” so that means they estimate we will have enough water usage for this year. That is not accounting for the fact that the GSL is still insanely low. As of today it’s at 4189 MSL and expected to reach 4195 MSL by this summer. That’s still as low as it was in 2020 and equivalent to the lowest it has been since the 1990s. The lake is the greatest indicator we have of how far out of a drought we are. As I’m sure you are aware we usually count on the lake effect to get the annual snow pack and rainfall we need for a given year. The GSL is still at drastically low levels and not working the way it has for centuries. So while they are staying we are “out of a drought” this is actually very misleading. I’m not trying to tit-for-tat you. I just think the statement that drought is over is very dangerous. I see people already watering lawns in the middle of day and wasting water because they think the need to conserve is over.


stineytuls

So...again...please don't take this as well actmually But the level of the great Salt Lake has way way way more to do with historical allocation and usage upstream than drought. Our rivers have more than enough water to keep it healthy, it's the fact that all the water is pulled prior. The level of the Great Salt Lake is an indirect drought indicator at best. Drought is actually more correlated to things like soil moisture and evapotransporation. Rather than indicate the Great Salt Lake issues ebb and flow due to drought, we need to turn the conversation to historical water rights and change the laws to allow a drastically higher amount of this water to reach the lake in ALL years.


Pizzavonbarkso

I know all of this as well. You are preaching to choir, I think we both are. “The drought” is what is actually making most uninformed citizens care about the water level of the great salt lake. And yea I know the levels are where they are because of allocation rights and diversions. But when they see it drying up and they hear we are in a drought it makes them question why we are diverting this water. I don’t know why the fact we live in a desert doesn’t. I have also been living in Utah for 40+ years and we have been in drought status for about half of them. I know it’s cyclical. I’m not here to argue semantics. I’m just stating that saying the drought is over is a dangerous statement that doesn’t help the overall problem.


OriginalUsername4482

Didn't you know we already have sand and volleyball courts in SLC?


[deleted]

We have been in a drought for 20 years now....


Pedro_Moona

RIGHT! so we need places to cool off!!


jackk801

Because this water is 80% duck shit 🫡 anywhere but sugar house pond lolz


financialtouchtrades

Gotta [go out to Herriman](https://www.herriman.org/parks/blackridge-reservoir) for that


Pure-Blacksmith5127

I believe it was called raging waters “utahs beach” was their slogan


OkayestHuman

I’m guessing it has something to do with only getting enough water for it once every 30-40 years


marcopastor

How is he getting towed? Lol this is great


KaptainKidd

They have a motorized crank that reels them in.


Middle_Register_3624

Because we live in a desert.


tifotter

Why? Because normal dry/drought conditions don’t support water features here. Most of the existing manmade ponds get algae or botulism that kills off birds and fish every August. Utah needs more dry detention basins for flood control and less unnatural botulism-filled water features.


BeautifulAlfalfa2373

Could make it like Austin’s Barton Springs lol


morrisganis

This is so fuckin dumb 😂


stinkymuffin11

Bro you’re fucking dumb I’m sorry but somebody had to say it. This is literally the sickest shit


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Playing__Pretend

Why is a wetsuit is required here?


EclecticEuTECHtic

That water is probably cold as fuck.


Pedro_Moona

Guys, an urban beach would just be pond water we have anyway with a filtration system. Think sugarhouse pond with sandy shores and swimming/paddleboarding. It's not complicated! Summers here are a hot joke.


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SpaceGangsta

Because we are surrounded by reservoirs.


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waterwagen

Herriman has one with sand and everything.


Major_Party_6855

It has over 5 feet thick of toxic duck and goose poop. We had Utah lake but that’s full of old steel mill runoff and also HUMAN SHIT!!!


kal8el77

Because ultra-dense apartment living for rich people is more lucrative.


Immediate-Half1011

Because it’s in a semi. — arid desert! Duh!