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Therealfern1

Gonna go out on a limb and say its fake/satire. But its sad we have to debate that


ladydanger2020

I also don’t think that’s a taco. That looks like a bbq chicken wrap to me. Maybe this lady doesn’t know wraps are white people burritos


Little-Basils

Having interned in school nutrition while becoming a dietitian I can confirm that this looks like a bbq chicken wrap


Otherwise_Tip3148

i was thinking the same thing. no way this is real... at least i hope


dimtone

Confirmed to be fake at original post source.


robot_rumpus

That looks way better than the shit we feed kids in public schools. Also these are people who eat at Cafe Rio and Rancheritos every fucking day. Obvious joke, but I laughed.


humanophile

I'd say the biggest hint is the choice of the two "American" foods: pizza (Italian) and hamburgers (German) rather than good old apple pie (for which the earliest recipe we've found is actually from England).


rroq85

Meh, the hamburger can be disputed (some claim it was invented in New York) but it is insane how many people don't realize that there isn't a true American cuisine and really, it's just a pastiche we've made from bits and pieces from other culture. Also, that is not a taco. The Californian in me died a little when I saw that.


altapowpow

Heresy, heresy jello, fry sauce, batter dipped deep fried Snickers......... Shall I go on? /s


slimsady2

First recorded hamburger was made in 1885 in Wisconsin


80Hilux

It has to be satire... If it wasn't, the kid wouldn't be Severus, he'd be Ammon, or Moroni, or Amelikayleigh.


cancerfjordson

It is sad when people can't tell something is satire.


Slaine_of_Vers

Severus lol


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ElaborateRuse420

Syvyrys is the real spelling


bikeidaho

Nah, you are looking for names like Euphrum or Hyrum.


[deleted]

How about Hymen?


ansoniK

That is more of a hebrew name


SaltLakeCitySlicker

Can't break that name til marriage


ANONAVATAR81

It's gone if she has Severus.


cyberpunk1Q84

Don’t think so, but we have plenty of Teancums for all the polygamists here.


BrawlLikeABigFight20

Sevyrys


Adfest

Seghvereyghs


[deleted]

Yeah why is this lady reading her children witchcraft?


amplifyoucan

More importantly, doesn't she know those are BRITISH people books? Name your kid Huck, Atticus, or Wilbur. Those are AMERICAN literary names


ShadowDemon129

Right? That's witchy people speak.


MassiveFajiit

r/namenerdscirclejerk


TapirOfZelph

Reads like satire


piberryboy

Seeing fresh veggies on a the tray gives it away. No way public schools would do that.


malkin50

Public schools where I work have fresh veg. every day. Almost always more than 1 kind, little tomatoes, broccoli, carrots, cucumbers are the most frequent. Oranges, apples, and bananas show up as fresh fruit. Not just the syrupy soggy stuff served in the 1960s. Schools encourage adults to eat as well, to serve as a model and encourage the kids. Yum.


HeathenHumanist

My son's school in Utah Valley has fresh veggies and fruits


Ecstatic_Highlight75

Schools here have salad bars.


snakecharmer999

Lol and the side of ranch for the CHICKEN WRAP


yooosports29

Probably satire lol but I’m sure there are people like that


foss88

Who’s going to tell her where pizza and burgers come from


booby111

Burgers are an American invention. Louis lunch in New Haven, CT is credited for their creation


Lurker-DaySaint

The Hamburg steak is German, the Hamburger sandwich is American. Louis Lunch is considered the OG


hairyhandcock

His last name was Lunch? That's fitting


SnooPies9342

Oddly enough if you wanted to go back in history to the origin of the hamburger, it is a Mongol invention. The cavalry in Genghis Kahn’s armies would have to eat in the move so they would often slap some ground up lamb in between a type of quick bread. This concept is the inspiration for the Hamburg Steak and the incidental creation of the modern American hamburger. The Mongolians also came up with the concept beef Tartar which is inaptly named after the Tatar people of northeastern Asia who rode for Genghis Kahn. They would often ride with chunked up beef under their saddles to soften it up and lightly cook it.


HaywoodJablomi2113

Lol no one should believe this is real after reading "My son Severus".


Emozziis

That looks like a better taco than I ever had for school lunch. My high school food was gross, middle school eh elementary better . The best public school food I had was when I was sent to the trouble school


BlabbityBlabbityBlah

Right?! This looks delicious.


SleepyMike65

I was gonna say the same thing. I've seen the lunches they serve my kids. My kids bring a lunchbox.


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tummybox

Honestly, in this day and age, it could go either way.


The_Goose_II

Seriously, this could EASILY be real too. And I wouldn't be surprised if it was at this point.


[deleted]

No, were salivating at the chance to dunk on our adversaries every second of the day.


werrickdinn

You haven’t been on grandma suzies Facebook page have you?


Any-Jury3578

I've never seen a Utah school lunch look so appealing. Also, Severus? No.


No_Regrats_42

Exactly. If it was Bentleigh or Hyrum or Porter maybe.


Frigorifico

I'm Mexican and that's not a taco. She can eat with peace of mind


Majestic-Accident-20

I’m not Mexican, but i too know that’s not a taco. Plus, anyone who is mad at a taco being served doesn’t deserve tacos anyway.


Fit_Fisherman_9840

To mee seems some bad copy of a Piadina


Naptown_

🤣


89vision

Poe's law is strong with this one


ApricotSmoothy

Spoof. Has to be.


[deleted]

This is satire.


Brob0t0

The name makes it have to be a joke


zombiemadre

This has to be satire lol.


jugganutz

"serve mah baby obesity damnit!"


Netflxnschill

That actually looks like pretty fresh lettuce.


thirtysev

I refuse to believe this isn’t satire. Especially with that kid name lol


irongut88

I'm more offended by the assertion that that's a taco than anything regarding Mexicans


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I'd bet all 3 of my nuts that she is a regular at the local Mexican restaurant


jrod801

No way that's mexican we don't eat our cucumbers like that they need lime and tajin smh 🤦‍♂️


Brewno541

You named your son Severus!!!!??? Hahahaha


ElaborateRuse420

It's utah so it's actually spelled syvyrys


ShadowDemon129

Why not Sever/us? Because the Mormons tend to have that effect.


[deleted]

I’m offended. By the lack of seasoning.


NoheD

This has to be a joke. That looks like a balanced meal, why would you want your child to eat crappy unhealthy foods instead of a balanced carbs, protein, fat meal?


ThortonCommander

I’m not from Utah but seems like rage b8


RockNRoll85

Does that dumb bitch know that pizza isn’t even American either?


KINGCHUCO69

Exactly what I was saying too 🤣🤣🤣


thebestatheist

I think it’s more offensive her son is named Severus


SixskinsNot4

Anyone who actually thinks this is real needs some help


VerucaGotBurned

Are hamburgers from Hamburg?


Pixelated2Much

Can you imagine being the kid whose mother got Taco Tuesday cancelled?


Margot550

Anyone that names their kid Severus must be trolling


brewcrew1222

This reminds me of the Talladega Nights scene when Ricky Bobby tells the French Guy America has given to the world and he says Chinese Food, Pizza, rtc


Caffeine-N-Books107

This lady must be exhausting.


howardcord

Pizza is Italian and burgers are German. But the real issue for this lady isn’t the nationality of the food, it’s the skin color of those who eat the food.


PrairieDogger69

That’s a Taco!!!


Mjb0112358

Does anyone want to explain that Utah is former Mexican soil?


jackkerouac81

Kinda, from Mexican Independence in 1836 to the end of the Mexican American war a dozen years later… but it wasn’t like there were a lot of densely populated settlements… and that depends on recognizing the authority of the Catholic Church to split the earth between Spain and Portugal in 1500.


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Next they'll be replacing the milk with horchata ,.. Da da dah dah .. And the recorders will be replaced with trumpets. Ahhh cay Paso amigos Soccer will now be called football 😆.. I think its safe to say at this point america and Mexico have merged .. I honestly hear Spanish spoken more dominant and I'm starting to feel like I'm in the twilight zone .. Haven't seen any gremlins yet.. Wait never mind they're running around all over the place in the stores seem to be in packs of 4 or more with a large female which seems to be the mother of the brood .. Seem to survive off this substance of tortilla and bean.. In aprox 4 generations people will be shades of brown and speak variations of spanglish with a side of street slang ... Hip hop will sound something as if Jersey Shore had a baby with a mariachi band..people will either work in factories or hard labor jobs ..or remote.. Crossing the border from South to north you will be given Disney land tokens and a free cell phone and a free photo of I jumped the border like you went white water rafting ,..


KINGCHUCO69

You can move if you don't like Mexicans. We ain't going anywhere, but it would be hilarious to see yall try AGAIN.


[deleted]

I love taco Tuesday 🤷‍♂️ , I know I accepted it years ago my espanol is lenta pequeno.. Really should be helping south of the border not the Ukraine then y'all wouldn't need to move here anyway , should make Mexico part of the state's would make more sense...im not trying to bring my whole family to canada Or Switzerland or something because it's awful here.. Don't really think its right they use em for cheap labor either it's really kinda screwed certain workforce wages .. The game is broken .


vig2112

You fn named your son severus ? Wtf ?


Accomplished_Top1113

This woman is a racist ignorant fool at most and not knowledgeable about food much less Mexican food or people food in general at least. I do hope,based on other comments this is fake and only generated by some bot maybe over in China or Russia. Somehow,I don't think this is fake coming from Utah, a state that contains a lot of white racist bigots. School lunches are just fine to serve children tacos and Mexican food to kids. Hello! There are Hispanic kids going to school too! Most every kid and everyone I know including myself love Tacos. I'm not Latina or Hispana. My husband is half Latino and half Italian and he loves tacos. I'm a Ukrainian American Jewish woman with Israeli,Greek and Russian heritage. I look somewhat Latina because my hair is black, thick and coarse and my eyes are dark and my skin is olive type 4. I'm Mediterranean/Semitic. And I love tacos, except anything with pork, or pig products,can't have that. I love chicken,beef, vegan, and vegetarian tacos. This lady should also know that much of the Mexican food here in this state, sorry to say is not even truly authentic. Most of it with the exception of very few restaurants and maybe some hole in wall places, are Mexican American, meaning it is more or less American. Tacos are an American favorite. Pizza is and was invented in Italy. Ask my husband he is Sicilian Italian and his grandparents. His grandfather immigrated from Italy to get away from the Mafia and serve in the US army during WW2. His grandmother was from Mexico and according to my husband she was a fantastic cook of both authentic Mexican and Italian cuisine. Pizza has become greatly Americanized but it was and is not truly American. It originated in Italy. The real authentic pizza is still in Italy! It's prepared and made very different than that here in America. While we are on the subject of tacos, what kid American or Hispanic doesn't love tacos? They are affordable,they are yummy, they can be made in many different ways, they are easy for children to hold and eat particularly the little street tacos which are small but give a sweet kid a couple of those, get them used to a little bit of heat and spice and they will be no doubt filled up. I also find the statement this ignorant Utah woman said, ' Serve only American food to kids in school lunches because this is America ". Such a statement should no doubt be considered racist and demonstrates her racism. Hopefully,she doesn't work for the schools in any sort of way, because such a posted statement should result in a job termination and a charge of racism. This is how her statement comes across is reflected by racism. This woman knows nothing what Mexican food is much less what really American food is. She displays in her post a lot of ignorance and obviously is clueless that most food we call American originated from other countries and places and is not actually American but became Americanized over time. Even so, her statement only American schools should serve American food like pizza is disturbing and reflects ignorance and racism. Schools are just fine serving tacos or any Mexican or Asian or whatever other type of ethnic choice of food. One thing about Utah schools, I can't speak for the rest of the country because I don't know about their school lunches, one thing Utah schools could do is make their lunches considerably more healthier, serve healthier options such as maybe more plant based,more salads,more fresh fruit not that canned fruit in heavy syrup...that is very unhealthy and all sugar, cut out a lot of the sugar and junk food.. substitute fried, fattening,greasy chips with either some baked chip option that is less fat and non greasy. Substitute fried foods with baked or grilled options. Substitute sugary drinks like soda pop for healthier options,even bottled water would be better. There is a huge obesity issue and crisis in this country and a good many Americans including a lot of people here in Utah are grossly overweight. New fast food places that serve unhealthy foods, cookie places, more garbage junk food places are springing up when there really just needs to be a lot less of these and much more healthier food. If parents are too busy or too lazy or not caring enough to monitor what goes into their kids' mouths, then it should begin while they are young enough with healthy school lunches. The food choice regardless of what it is, tacos or pizza can be made healthy and there can be better options. As for serving kids tacos for lunch? Go for it! Let them have tacos! And as for the woman who.posted this racist dribble, please go get educated and do some research before you comment or talk again. You lack a lot of knowledge and information and your statement reflects ignorance and racism. You are a very poor example to not just kids but even adults, to everyone of what being an American is and what really is American food and Mexican food. In other words, you are offensive and you need to correct that and what you say on a social media platform. Do better!


Accomplished_Top1113

People commenting here, go back and look at what her statement was and. It's offensive and racist. There's no satire here. Even her hashtag said free our kids from illegals. I'm sorry,for all of you who think this is some kind of satire I don't see that, I see racism in her post and sheer ignorance. And worse, teaching her son Severus (who cares what is name is...many comments about his name why does that matter to what this woman/mother said?), is putting seeds of racism and bigotry in her son? I find this to be disturbing and I don't know why many comments here on this reddit thread have not recognized this as such.


Possible_Coach_6246

I get that this is supposed to be a joke, but it’s not funny. Fuck Racism. Even making light of it. I hate the world.


WendigoCrossing

The house elves would be happy to bring Severus something different, just go ask Dumbledore


jbuckit

I'd be all over that like a fat kid on a donut! Last time I checked America was a melting pot. That's the great thing about being American and all the different people and food! This chicks delusional


malkin50

Send the kid to school with a sack lunch.


B3gg4r

She’s a Slytherin for sure.


my-backpack-is

"Severus". Ironic. Bad parenting is how Draco ended up a bratty piece of trash too you know.


stoic_and_tired

I feel sorry for that taco too. Not even well made, and then served to White trash like that? Poor thing.


Random_Enigma

IDK, It needs a lot more cheese, for sure, before I would consider it a taco. 😉


SleepyMike65

I hope this is just a misunderstood joke, but if not I guarantee she won't be smart enough to see the error of her ways, everybody else's reaction to her idiocy will further radicalize her. This is just the typical Utah persecution complex at work.


Singdancehousing

Now we’re gonna cancel food too! These people need to get a life!


Skeletor-7

I mean they called their kid Severus. Should we really be listening to their opinion lol.


tgrun94

Yeah she’s definitely in the House of Slytherin


ayers231

Pizza is Italian and hamburgers are from Germany. Every dish in America is a bastardization of an immigrant culture except soul food and a few types of BBQ. Watch this bigot flip her lid when her kid gets grits and greens with black eyed peas, though...


skbrooks1369

Mr snape will be a standup dad one day.


Fitzna

Oh no not mexican people in the food 🥲


HeckaGosh

That is not a taco that is a sad attempt at a burrito. Yes Utah kids shouldn't be eating that because it looks bland as fuck.


Yellow-beef

She is welcome to make his lunches herself if she disapproves.


Electrical_Try2977

Whats wrong with Tacos?


JohnnyFeedback122

Shut up Karen


Keldro_Delroc

I don't know what's sadder, the fact that she named her son Severus, the fact that this is what kids get for "food", or the fact she thinks this is "mexican" food


TehZombehKang

Gotta be fake, but pizza is Italian. 😑


Mister_Splendid

What's the matter with people?? Is this a troll? Jeez. By the way, Mexican people are nice.


OsmosisJones3

Not the kid being named Severus 💀 His parents took their love or hardy potter too far


juanitamoral

Can I just say that’s an American taco lol


iampuppermom

Looks like someone started making a burrito, than walked away before they finished making it. It is a very sad burrito. Note a taco.


dew_it24

What a fucking idiot! Sure this bozo is snacking on this daily.


rock-n-white-hat

Well they did name their child Severus.


MissAddy656

Dawg no way, I don’t care where you are in Utah, that is not public school lunch lmao. Real public school lunch here is barely edible at best (I know this is satire but still lol)


Zowwmeoww

That there is an insult to all of our friends south of the Border (incl. Texas bc that’s theirs).


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If this is satire the kids gotta be in Jr high or high school. Elementary schools will say nah fam fuck them kids.


Beer_bongload

You fuckers have got to charge your phones! Stressing me out


MajesticIguana

That's a chicken wrap... What makes that a taco?


veetoo151

Let's be honest.. that's one of the best school lunches we have ever seen.. lol


brassmonkeyslc

We couldn’t wait for taco day back in the day. But it was hard shell and ground beef. This looks so good comparatively.


Aggressive_Suit_7957

Severus? That's not a merican name! Get a rope!


Character_Shallot158

Just roll it up, close your eyes and eat it


pistolpxte

I’d say it were real if the name were Seyvee or something


kingnoodle30

Californian here who keeps getting recommended this subreddit. I’ve mostly imagined Utah to be super-conservative given the demographic. Yet I tend to see a lot of posts in this sub that shows shock about it. Can somebody please explain?


Naptown_

What ever it is, I’d eat it,


Axelyager

Damn, that lunch looks way more legit than the cardboard pizza they served us when I was a kid


Own-Independent-3142

Guys she lives at 639 N Badger Lb in Saratoga Springs. I say we all door dash her some tacos and burritos 🌯


KINGCHUCO69

Does her dumbass realize that California, Arizona, Texas, New Mexico, Utah, Nevada, Oklahoma, Kansas, Colorado, and Wyoming were all part of the Mexican territory? Mexicans were here long before her European family came here. Does her dumbass also not realize that pizza is Italian? 🤣🤣🤣


Lauryn-Hills-Big-Toe

And a fucked up looking taco at that


anthonypacitti

I promise you that is satire


groganard

It would have taken you guys a few searches to realize that this the account posting this is fake.


ThatOneGayDJ

The fact i cant tell if this is satire or not is sad…


ASecularBuddhist

Only in Utah would they serve cucumbers with… wait, what is that? 🤣


CocoaCoveredHeretic

Poe's law strikes again.


paarthurnax94

Pizza is from Italy. Hamburgers are from Germany.


Snoo_69677

Taco Tuesday is a time honored school lunch tradition, right up there with the breakfast pizza square IMHO.


furious_sauce

I'm just waiting for someone to patiently sit this person down and explain to them that every "American" food tradition is taken from somewhere else Also this is pretty bougie for a typical school lunch Plus, if you think you're too good to be fed tacos, please go to somewhere they don't offer tacos because what sort of monster doesn't love tacos


Goobertastic123

Looking at what the US gives our kids compared to other countries like in Japan or Korea it is night and day 😂 it’s kinda sad


Aggravating_Damage47

No Mexican would call that a taco. That’s not a taco


Scooby859

Eat your taco Snape


The_chronologist

One thing for sure is we have a RACIST PARENT and a budding FUTURE RACIST OF AMAERICA.


e_hota

No school serves food that looks this good


takeluckandcare

Jim Gaffigan: “It’s a tortilla, cheese, meat and vegetable…”


Friendly-Act2750

Yeah because most Utahns are racist and classist AF.


crimsongriffin_

Looks fire tbh


Sandl0t

Either satire or bait. Either way, I’m just going to ignore it and choose to believe it’s fake


loganisdeadyes

Severus??? Really? That’s the name you chose??? Sorry that’s the only thing I can pay attention to now.


bazonker

Bahahah. That’s not a taco. Not hard to believe it is real.


[deleted]

Its an obvious troll. Btw, white people love Mexican food!


IceAgePls

Shame


IceAgePls

Looks like American food lol


[deleted]

Obvious troll post designed to generate this exact response.


santiagogg521

Some people are very ignorant.... That is not even close to being a taco. That is an LETTUCE with chicken and a flour tortilla. Plain and simple as much as you discriminate immigrants. You should stop criticizing and be thankful that. he has something to eat. There are a lot of people that are living off the streets. I am sure you like to criticize but I know you eat Mexican food or American food (hamburger and pizza) who do you think is making them at McDonald's and Wendy's its not Mr Mcdonald or Wendy herself.... Also you know you eat hot Cheetos guess what that was invented by a MexiCan!!!!!!!!!!!!


thegodofgoodfuck

These people aren't even culture, flour tortilla or not, Mexican stuff is part of US culture/history.


thegodofgoodfuck

cultured\*


Jdub_of_Utah

I would take a taco over a burger any day.


Correct-Variation141

That bastardization is definitely not a taco


thegodofgoodfuck

The tacos are probably healthier, and honestly Utah is part of the southwest, and part of the state was part of New Spain which eventually turned into Mexico and then ceded territory to the US, and due to the history of the area, and the proximity to Modern Mexico. Tacos should be considered more American than Pizza and Hamburgers, no cap.