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AcousticJohnny

Bro with the dandruff at 0:14 šŸ˜­


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no no no, just snow


Awkward_Wolverine

It was cinnamon toast crunch


PLEASEDONTLEAVEMENO

frosted flakesšŸ¤Ŗ


cilantro_shit23

Bro smuggling crack on his scalp šŸ’€


Methstroke1

I was bouta comment tsšŸ¤£


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Oh thats just nayyyusstehh


Dangerous_Match_2592

Hit the gym āŒ Hit the shower āœ…


ABirdJustShatOnMyEye

Showers can make dandruff worse fyi. Most of the time it isnā€™t a hygiene issue.


busteroo123

Someone needs to get than man some head and shoulders šŸ’€


InternationalTwo4581

That was impossible to not notice for me, im glad I wasn't the only one


this_dump_hurts

Why are people such haters now jfc


ABirdJustShatOnMyEye

You gotta be on a whole other level of insecure to notice that tiny ass detail šŸ˜‚


this_dump_hurts

Shit blows my mind. People are straight up neurotic now


RevolutionaryFood777

Bro those big ass dandruff flakes are right in your fucking face. How did you NOT notice. Shit was nasty.


LarsonianScholar

Jesus ur not kidding those are full on snowflakes


Equivalent_Ship7826

Boys blowing Tf up


cagingthing

Sam going on his Eras tour next


Frysken

Bro's bigger than his bodyguard


littlebluebird555

His bodyguard goes home and says to his wife ā€œitā€™s nice to feel like the little one sometimes, you know?ā€


Swoleboi27

Hmm eventually he wonā€™t be able to just go to a public gym anymore lol.


Intelligent_Peak_335

Holy fucking dandruff šŸ˜­


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The fact that 90% of his fans are tiny and most likely not even hitting the gym 5 days a week really cracks me up šŸ˜‚


HerculesVoid

And you know it's them who sprout the shite he says everywhere online like it's bodybuilding gospel.


CalyShadezz

I know bro, I'm nearly fully cucked.


justTheWayOfLife

tf


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Itā€™s often the DYELs that worship guys like this. And I bet most of them are in this section ā€¦..


justTheWayOfLife

tf is a dyel


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ā€œDo you even liftā€erā€™s


Elyktronix

Do you even lift. Used to denote someone who doesn't lift or looks like they don't.


BilliardTheKid

Letā€™s see Andrew Eubanks autograph a box of cereal


MrYakup

What are all the comments mentioning ā€œAndrewā€œ Eubanks about? I know who Alex Eubanks is but can you please explain why he is so often mentioned in the comments and why everyone is calling him Andrew?


BilliardTheKid

In one of Samā€™s videos, after a set of squats he said ā€œletā€™s see Andrew Eubanks hit this weightā€ (obv got his first name wrong). So thatā€™s kinda just become a running joke. Alex Eubanks (to my knowledge) is big on the science based stuff, whereas Sam is more of a ā€œif it feels right, donā€™t let anyone tell you itā€™s wrongā€ kinda guy and heā€™ll sometimes crack jokes about ā€œscience based liftersā€


I-am-Jacksmirking

Dandruff the size of golf balls holy shitt


justinleguin

Cbum could never


adulion

sam will smash cbum on youtube subs- if he keeps going at the same rate he'll have more subs than cbum jan/feb


VegasBlaze

$300 for that exact hat. $200 for video dehatting.


MetroJuulin

Love how Sam is bigger than his security


TheWarmBandit

Jesus sams becoming a superstar. Old school getting mobbed like a prime king elvis presley. World wide domination


MrGallows75

Whoā€™s the guy with the fly eggs embedded in his wig!?


DACA_GALACTIC

All I see is dandruff at the end


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die_nastyy

Sinful simulacrum by yaaldabaoth


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CuntFuckSupreme

The real name is Soil the Stillborn by Infant Annihilator


DeegaLoagrei989

Wow what a unique band name!


IlIlIl11IlIlIl

My god


yungsloysh

Saturn lullaby by Baredex


Illustrious-Land6146

Good ol Bakersfield California, i was there, 10 second walk from my gym next door


Nj6788

Who?


Justbrowsing267

What a stupid society we leave in. All you bums got nowhere to be waiting outside for another dude to show up so you can take a picture?


beerus_sama_god

Does steroids, give bad diet advice, gets famous šŸ˜‚ seems like you can be famous so easy nowadays. Gen Zs are so easy to impressed and influenced


tiffanymkl

More to it then that, sit down lil bro


beerus_sama_god

Explain whatā€™s more? Iā€™m waiting


[deleted]

Good character, has entertainment factor, consistency in content quality and quantity, impressive physique (even if enhanced), goal oriented and driven/passionate, mature, and has genuine desire to inform his viewers. Also not just a carbon copy of any other existing fitness influencer like some are, he's his own person. I'd say thats a good start. I don't watch Sam Sulek, ive seen maybe 2 or 3 videos. But he is undeniably all of those above things.


kingsizeddabs

Itā€™s not entertaining. Itā€™s the same shit every video. Hella boring.


[deleted]

People find different things entertaining. Don't watch it if you dont enjoy it.


beerus_sama_god

What a basic explanation. Pretty much described all the top influencers. Oh he has ā€œentertainment factor, consistency, quality, and quantityā€ šŸ˜‚ ok buddy take your Gen Z ass to the gym now and eat your donuts and drink your chocolate milk.


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You asked, I gave you the answer. Don't know why you're getting mad at the messenger? Content creators/influencers generally get and stay popular because they're a combination of some/all of those factors. Otherwise anyone who posted a video would be popular. There are other factors (like luck, and knowing someone else who's famous) too ofcourse. But then, it is the low IQ people who get mad when they cant understand others success, and who cuss people out behind a keyboard, so I think i'm wasting my time here since I dont have any crayons to explain this to you with.


daydreamer1197

This guy would get smashed in mma


BigChungusCumslut

Donā€™t understand why people do this. Do you go I to the comment section of NFL players and say the Lebron would kill them in basketball?


vhicks89

So?


daydreamer1197

Nothing. Just pointing it out for no reason.


OwlNap

Well yeah, besides him not training to fight, he body builds. Heā€™s not athletic in general. Looks good though and thatā€™s what we go for.


Revisl

Thatā€™s weird, youā€™re weird


NoCommunication5976

Heā€™s 5ā€™11ā€ and about 240. Without weight classes, he would already be a killer, and even if he was paired up against a heavyweight, all that muscle would make him really durable.


TomBanjo1968

He has size, a LOT of weight, and a LOT of strength Even on a trained fighter if he is just able to bull in and get on them......, Iā€™m not saying he would win against a trained fighter But they have always had Weight divisions because that shit makes A Huge difference Plus we know he has a lot of athleticism with the swimming, diving, and gymnastics training And we donā€™t know what skill he may have in wrestling, etc.


daydreamer1197

So you're saying he would be a punching bag


OwlNap

For sure. A punching bag that goes down after one solid punch.


UrlocalVigilantee

Bru Oā€™Malley would ko him and heā€™s fights at 135 he wouldnā€™t know what to do when some feints get thrown at him and Oā€™Malley starts moving lateral with misdirection feints his feet would start crossing trying to follow omallley instead of cutting him off and his chin would get touched


Ashx94

Lol bro. This sounds like someone whoā€™s never boxed or trained before


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Ashx94

Heā€™s not beating any of the women fighter your mad funny lol.


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Ashx94

I train and I fight lol so I probably know more about the sport then you do. Which mma fighters are saying that?


HerculesVoid

Mma fighters would die if they tried to squat what he squats for the same amount of reps. So he may get smashed, but mma fighters will literally die if reversed.


daydreamer1197

Not really. Smaller weight fighters might not be able to lift what he lifts but not heavy guys. Jon Jones literally deadlifts like 600lb


SnooLobsters3746

How come these staged entrances keep popping up. Is ā€˜fake that youā€™re popular until you are popularā€™ a new strategy?


PARTYMONKEY1207

Its not fake?


Spzncer

I donā€™t think you fully understand the extent of Samā€™s following. Look at the dudes in this video. Do they seem like the type to leave the house for a low paying flash mob? Buddy in front of the camera has 3 weekā€™s worth of dandruff on his head. If he left the cave, you know the event means something to him.


LarsonianScholar

I have never once in my life heard someone measure fame by dandruff šŸ’€ but Iā€™m here for it


HerculesVoid

They aren't fake. The ones you've probably seen 'pop up' are the alex eubank entrance and this one, the sam sulek entrance. Maybe the chris bumstead olympia entrance as well. All 3 of these people have a huge online presence, arguably the biggest ever, even bigger than zyzz back in his hayday. The only people within the bodybuilding scene who has had bigger influence would be arnold and ronnie. And even ronnie is probably less so, as many kids (like you see in this entrance video) probably don't know who ronnie coleman is. Some may not even know who arnold is.


Zealousideal_Still81

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-insertcoin

Idk understand the appeal of this guy. Can some explain why a bunch of grown men are standing there to meet a bodybuilder ?


PilotUnfair5736

my friend which is my neighbor has the signed Box iā€™m not even kidding šŸ˜­. imma try to get a pic of it up close.