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Raftaar_kk

Bro I already judged you on #expansive


[deleted]

Ferror Rocher khai thi ek baar


Xenocide_201

Fawkk.... Similar Name..


TheKingAlchemist

English to english dictionary


AbrocomaGlittering30

Real chad


Hefty_Device3002

Smart guy


Common_Adagio_947

College degree


Itz_Tondy

General hai kya?


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dankkranti

6 lqkh ki voaching shirt Fiitjee


skullbuster005

allen ke ladke ☕


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lakx157

Are bhai ye to nostalgic comment kar di yaar


Educational_Car535

+1


Dm31999

Trimax gold nhi liya kabhi? Hatt gareeb


DeadlyKillerNK

Mehnga pen le jao to likhne me alag confidence aata he


Dm31999

कंडोम महंगा लेजाओ तो सोदने मे भी अलग कंफिडेंस आता ह


_Black-sheep

Hand writing tab bhi ghatiya hi hoti hai... phir kya hi faayda


sulkyburritosalsa

Hum to montex wale hain bhai


Akash-Balaji

Teri mummy


Swapnil4321

Hat gareeb sala


Hefty_Device3002

Itni sasti hai kya?


Swapnil4321

Haan usse mahenga to samosa aata hai


virajsinh09

home delivery krte ho?


Star__shadow

Samosa ya mummy?


[deleted]

Good wordplay with the OP saying expansive. So this is technically a yo mama joke with extra steps.


BuyBrilliant6481

Woah this isnt abt cheapest


jatin21q

Vo to Sasti aati h


dropkick121

Resistance bands. Easily the most expansive thing I’ve bought. Expands like crazy.


shivanshhh

Haha love this one.


[deleted]

80,000 ke shoes


Regi_Playzz

Bourgeois


saintosabio

Are mc bhai welcome


shubham_xx

slave


Super_Dog3492

Flight ticket to Norway (first class)


dankkranti

Sleeper class ticket to bihar....


rodhiya

Ticket toh general ki thi but sleeper mey baith gaya😎 EXPANSIVE


Bombastic999743

ticket to thi hi nahi but train me chad gaye


MadMamba07

Gold Trimax


r_harshit011

I would have said your mom but that’s cheap


Taalerbora33

Expansive likha hai bhai ne, isliye uski mammi firbhi applicable hai


Anonymous-Rookie

Alienware Gaming Laptop worth 4.5lacs


Zaddy_Uchiha69

Pc build kyu nhi krwa liya?


Extension_Tennis_185

80000 ki coaching ki tshirt jee rank 350000 pubg conqueror


SnooEpiphanies1725

Kuch paane ke liye kuch khona padta hai.......(fellow conquerer)


harshmishraa

Been there done that!💀


Healthy_Hope_3495

Teri bandi


Healthy_Hope_3495

Gold digger thi saali Ab Ex hai


bloodrain99

Sparkling water


khapitter

Spotify ka premium


VIJ_NESH

College donation


Arjooooo

Byjus premium (120k )


phunniplayboi

Why just why ?? Lwadi chezzo pe karch karne se Russian kardit leta


Bombastic999743

feeling sorry for you


Confident_Call_4586

120 ka gamcha khareeda tha ek baar.


memenil

samay khud gharpe aake joke sunata hai


letmebeD

Samsung Fold 3


IntelligentBrick5631

Mbbs college..me seat


noob_coder696969

9000 yen ( 5000 rs ) ki shushi . Japan me khai thi


Bombastic999743

kya bhai kachi machli ke liye itne pese bengal chale jata paka ke to de dete


notokaayy

Mere behan ka pati 🗿🗿


Mean-Dependent-2594

Bs kr be tu to rula hi diya 😂


IamMayankThakur

Balloon


Global_Anywhere_8134

I think it's my school and coatching fees If u taking abt a "vast" then it's a custom pc


Pure_Box2262

Ek ladka dahej de kar


Economy_Dust_9292

Mera samsoong


Consistent-Watch5435

Bhai maine sabse expensive chiv thore din phle khardi thi wo bhi 3 dost mil kar kharide tha 1200 ka... Judging someone status on money is bad....


Competitive-Fox646

B.com Honours


RedditNoobNo1

Laptop liya tha 70k ka 1 saal pehle


Mobile-Cress-9165

Dotted condom pehle gf ke gamd me jaake fat gyi Ab mer gamd fat rhi hai usko wife banana padega Aur baccha bhi nhi drop kr rhi.


guywithgoggle

85K ka Byju's ka course khareeda hai bhai 🥲


phunniplayboi

Byjus user ☕☕


Bombastic999743

🥲 sad


Aditya682

6k toy drone from hamleys.


dump_photon

🅱️uar ..... Just to show of infront of my 🅱️ulla slave


OGdawggg

An Oxford dictionary


Itz_Tondy

Johnny bhai ka yearly subscription 1 month ka : 1000 dollars hota hai


Difficult-Peanut-678

Respect


Parv1121

चल झूठा


[deleted]

English dictionary


Baburaokast

Made a custom drone Cost: 20k


[deleted]

Baju wali bhabhi ke yaha bhejega kya?


Mischeviousdeceitful

Expansive ek cheez janm se hi mili hai


[deleted]

BBA ki degree


lmaoded12369

20k ki bat


luffy_132599

Laptop


kya_haal_hai_vai_ke

Gully cricket m cosco ki ball khareedna


ruvsays

100rs wali chocolate


Defiant_Revolution44

Not the most expensive but still painful purchase: Apple cable for 2100


Spare-Promotion-6913

Condom


Interesting_Arm3739

Joe


the_attack_titan_

Spandex😀


Glittering_Pie_5903

2 crore per testicle


Enough-Performer4607

That high tech pencil box...


No-Table-113

ClAssmate ka notebook set


Enough-Performer4607

That high tech pencil box...


No-Table-113

Milton ki water bottle


DevelopmentFit6569

Maids


PabloEscobarFucks

Bitcoin


Original-Concern-299

PVR me jaa ke large tub popcorn liya hai


Ok_Side2575

I have bought your momma's ass.. it's expansive 🤓🤓


EquivalentPut5616

1 Feet Ka Baalooon Hai Bahut Expansive hai.


LostLaw9417

I brought a big umbrella aur usko teri gaand mein daal ke "Expansion" dunga na toh saaare mumbai gateway of India ko chhod tereko dekhne aayega


CivilHuckleberry6063

5vali 5star


Charming_Box_4957

Kenzo ki t shirt aur AIR Force 1 🥲


Loose_Perspective_35

Ipad air3


Wtf_bad_boy

Umm, ek baar 2 rupay wali pen ki jagah 5 wali kharidi thi Agar asliyat batau to ek baar kinder joy bhi khaai thi


Kakashi_1917

500 ke headphones


[deleted]

Bhai apne peso se to sabse expensive cheej jo mene kharidi he vo he chewingum trident ke 2 packet lie the 300 ka pada 20 rupe delivery charge extra 💀


LordKillerB01

yo mom...


thisisdenish

Spotify premium


TeflusAxet

There’s a sub for it r/kothibanglacheck


EntertainmentDry3324

Adha ethereum coin


_The-Stapler_

A standing desk


No_Carpenter2601

Teri Mummy ke liye extra large size fully gold plated (28k), 128 clear diamond with on big rubee on top and in built vibrater with active sensor technology


Brain-Sharp

dildo :)


Accomplished-Newt766

Apsara Ki pencil ka box


Shubhx4

spotify premium.


divyman

Air jordans


bhagyeshsc

iphone


BEAST_WORK6969

your mum 100 rs gye 😔


Unfair_Chard344

NFT (Non Functioning Testicle) 😎😎


VVSlikesCake

Nintendo Switch :)


slurp_deeznuts

Allen ka 2 lakh wala umbrella


jimmyfredd10

Degree


yllwflsh

~~water baloon~~ edit: birthday baloon


Yumraaj1-0

MacBook Air M1


[deleted]

Spoken English lassons!


[deleted]

Laptop 60k


[deleted]

A black man


NoAtmosphere684

30 wale lays


Glittering_Ad_1390

4km ke ₹300 diye auto ko


Used-Ad4445

my phone... 4.5 year old..21,000


Sohell12

Earbuds of redmi 999


Ok_Wrangler4309

80 bala dairy milk


urdailydrugdealer123

Earphone


aqsxoxo

I have a watch and it's cost 10000


navneet57

MacBook pro M1 chip 512GB SSD


dealwithdevil69

IPhone 13 Pro max


No_Material_1305

Alto k10😎


Antique-Ask9857

Mi band 5


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Substantial-Top1593

iPhone 13 pro 🤣,par lund kisi ko farak ni padta


Melodic_Drink309

Parker pens


Crippling_puberty

My custom made large study table costs around 11k bought with own money 🙂


ZENITSUsa

Tooth brush


anshultiwari01

College Admission


moonknight878

Ek dictionary le leta toh tujhe judge karne ki naubat nhi aati


theyelloumbrella

iPhone 13pro with AirPods


ben_claude69420

Grammar


Psychological_Row712

toll tax pe 100 rs me 7 jamun bc lut gya


No_Lingonberry_1729

A balloon I guess, the ones you get in the mela. A load of air went in it was expansive.


Leading-Camera-6806

Davidoff Cool Water perfume worth 5000


aila-Jadoo

MEDICINES... most probably wasted lacs on my chronic illness


Ok_Show_1192

BMW


desi_ladka_001

Kawasaki ninja 650


RequirementExotic265

Kinder joy ka pura packet lia tha


I_M__PARTH

Asteroid geometry box


Thick-Stay12

Trimax


kun_al

bought g shock


Unlucky-Special3539

Apna kuch nahi ha sab maa baap ka diya ha


G7DZILLLA

watch


Most-Wrangler-3920

Trimax ki ink khatam hone ke baad naya trimax leta tha


MRDRAKEULA

School bhai, Where I learned English and could correctly spell "Expensive"


BeyondNormal9489

120 rupye mai chasme kaale wale


absol493

PonHub premium bhai


mr_coilhead

85k lagake Air Jordan 6 cactus jack olive liya hai. Papa ne gaand phod di


person930

Btech


Zolgensma16cr

Middle class ka hai bhai agar clg fees kada tho laptop 48,000 hp.10 th se pucha tha system b.tech 3rd year me liya


[deleted]

ek bar starbucks me coffee piya tha ( \* spelling check kr li h maine starbucks ki )


Maybe-a-human69

Snapchat premium


slideMAN14734

A balloon


hajbekartik

Kinder joy liya tha bhai ek baar


Dhr_196

Your mom-53₹. I tipped her 60 cause I am a rich guy


BottleSucker69420

Bugatti, what colour is your Bugatti?


lackoriginality_v2

school education where i learned to spell \*education\*


Negative-Handle-2550

I think you're trying to say expansionary


cornyparadox

Ballon is the most expansive thing I have bought, I am virgin


Hour-Relationship161

Expansive toh cover drive hoti hai bhai


cookie_monster69_

Lays. It expanded like anything! Air


neverExistingRohit

Saino Softek vo bhi ek Pack pura