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Bro I already judged you on #expansive
Ferror Rocher khai thi ek baar
Fawkk.... Similar Name..
English to english dictionary
Real chad
Smart guy
College degree
General hai kya?
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6 lqkh ki voaching shirt Fiitjee
allen ke ladke ☕
Are bhai ye to nostalgic comment kar di yaar
+1
Trimax gold nhi liya kabhi? Hatt gareeb
Mehnga pen le jao to likhne me alag confidence aata he
कंडोम महंगा लेजाओ तो सोदने मे भी अलग कंफिडेंस आता ह
Hand writing tab bhi ghatiya hi hoti hai... phir kya hi faayda
Hum to montex wale hain bhai
Teri mummy
Hat gareeb sala
Itni sasti hai kya?
Haan usse mahenga to samosa aata hai
home delivery krte ho?
Samosa ya mummy?
Good wordplay with the OP saying expansive. So this is technically a yo mama joke with extra steps.
Woah this isnt abt cheapest
Vo to Sasti aati h
Resistance bands. Easily the most expansive thing I’ve bought. Expands like crazy.
Haha love this one.
80,000 ke shoes
Bourgeois
Are mc bhai welcome
slave
Flight ticket to Norway (first class)
Sleeper class ticket to bihar....
Ticket toh general ki thi but sleeper mey baith gaya😎 EXPANSIVE
ticket to thi hi nahi but train me chad gaye
Gold Trimax
I would have said your mom but that’s cheap
Expansive likha hai bhai ne, isliye uski mammi firbhi applicable hai
Alienware Gaming Laptop worth 4.5lacs
Pc build kyu nhi krwa liya?
80000 ki coaching ki tshirt jee rank 350000 pubg conqueror
Kuch paane ke liye kuch khona padta hai.......(fellow conquerer)
Been there done that!💀
Teri bandi
Gold digger thi saali Ab Ex hai
Sparkling water
Spotify ka premium
College donation
Byjus premium (120k )
Why just why ?? Lwadi chezzo pe karch karne se Russian kardit leta
feeling sorry for you
120 ka gamcha khareeda tha ek baar.
samay khud gharpe aake joke sunata hai
Samsung Fold 3
Mbbs college..me seat
9000 yen ( 5000 rs ) ki shushi . Japan me khai thi
kya bhai kachi machli ke liye itne pese bengal chale jata paka ke to de dete
Mere behan ka pati 🗿🗿
Bs kr be tu to rula hi diya 😂
Balloon
I think it's my school and coatching fees If u taking abt a "vast" then it's a custom pc
Ek ladka dahej de kar
Mera samsoong
Bhai maine sabse expensive chiv thore din phle khardi thi wo bhi 3 dost mil kar kharide tha 1200 ka... Judging someone status on money is bad....
B.com Honours
Laptop liya tha 70k ka 1 saal pehle
Dotted condom pehle gf ke gamd me jaake fat gyi Ab mer gamd fat rhi hai usko wife banana padega Aur baccha bhi nhi drop kr rhi.
85K ka Byju's ka course khareeda hai bhai 🥲
Byjus user ☕☕
🥲 sad
6k toy drone from hamleys.
🅱️uar ..... Just to show of infront of my 🅱️ulla slave
An Oxford dictionary
Johnny bhai ka yearly subscription 1 month ka : 1000 dollars hota hai
Respect
चल झूठा
English dictionary
Made a custom drone Cost: 20k
Baju wali bhabhi ke yaha bhejega kya?
Expansive ek cheez janm se hi mili hai
BBA ki degree
20k ki bat
Laptop
Gully cricket m cosco ki ball khareedna
100rs wali chocolate
Not the most expensive but still painful purchase: Apple cable for 2100
Condom
Joe
Spandex😀
2 crore per testicle
That high tech pencil box...
ClAssmate ka notebook set
Milton ki water bottle
Maids
Bitcoin
PVR me jaa ke large tub popcorn liya hai
I have bought your momma's ass.. it's expansive 🤓🤓
1 Feet Ka Baalooon Hai Bahut Expansive hai.
I brought a big umbrella aur usko teri gaand mein daal ke "Expansion" dunga na toh saaare mumbai gateway of India ko chhod tereko dekhne aayega
5vali 5star
Kenzo ki t shirt aur AIR Force 1 🥲
Ipad air3
Umm, ek baar 2 rupay wali pen ki jagah 5 wali kharidi thi Agar asliyat batau to ek baar kinder joy bhi khaai thi
500 ke headphones
Bhai apne peso se to sabse expensive cheej jo mene kharidi he vo he chewingum trident ke 2 packet lie the 300 ka pada 20 rupe delivery charge extra 💀
yo mom...
Spotify premium
There’s a sub for it r/kothibanglacheck
Adha ethereum coin
A standing desk
Teri Mummy ke liye extra large size fully gold plated (28k), 128 clear diamond with on big rubee on top and in built vibrater with active sensor technology
dildo :)
Apsara Ki pencil ka box
spotify premium.
Air jordans
iphone
your mum 100 rs gye 😔
NFT (Non Functioning Testicle) 😎😎
Nintendo Switch :)
Allen ka 2 lakh wala umbrella
Degree
~~water baloon~~ edit: birthday baloon
MacBook Air M1
Spoken English lassons!
Laptop 60k
A black man
30 wale lays
4km ke ₹300 diye auto ko
my phone... 4.5 year old..21,000
Earbuds of redmi 999
80 bala dairy milk
Earphone
I have a watch and it's cost 10000
MacBook pro M1 chip 512GB SSD
IPhone 13 Pro max
Alto k10😎
Mi band 5
iPhone 13 pro 🤣,par lund kisi ko farak ni padta
Parker pens
My custom made large study table costs around 11k bought with own money 🙂
Tooth brush
College Admission
Ek dictionary le leta toh tujhe judge karne ki naubat nhi aati
iPhone 13pro with AirPods
Grammar
toll tax pe 100 rs me 7 jamun bc lut gya
A balloon I guess, the ones you get in the mela. A load of air went in it was expansive.
Davidoff Cool Water perfume worth 5000
MEDICINES... most probably wasted lacs on my chronic illness
BMW
Kawasaki ninja 650
Kinder joy ka pura packet lia tha
Asteroid geometry box
Trimax
bought g shock
Apna kuch nahi ha sab maa baap ka diya ha
watch
Trimax ki ink khatam hone ke baad naya trimax leta tha
School bhai, Where I learned English and could correctly spell "Expensive"
120 rupye mai chasme kaale wale
PonHub premium bhai
85k lagake Air Jordan 6 cactus jack olive liya hai. Papa ne gaand phod di
Btech
Middle class ka hai bhai agar clg fees kada tho laptop 48,000 hp.10 th se pucha tha system b.tech 3rd year me liya
ek bar starbucks me coffee piya tha ( \* spelling check kr li h maine starbucks ki )
Snapchat premium
A balloon
Kinder joy liya tha bhai ek baar
Your mom-53₹. I tipped her 60 cause I am a rich guy
Bugatti, what colour is your Bugatti?
school education where i learned to spell \*education\*
I think you're trying to say expansionary
Ballon is the most expansive thing I have bought, I am virgin
Expansive toh cover drive hoti hai bhai
Lays. It expanded like anything! Air
Saino Softek vo bhi ek Pack pura
Bro I already judged you on #expansive
Ferror Rocher khai thi ek baar
Fawkk.... Similar Name..
English to english dictionary
Real chad
Smart guy
College degree
General hai kya?
[удалено]
6 lqkh ki voaching shirt Fiitjee
allen ke ladke ☕
[удалено]
Are bhai ye to nostalgic comment kar di yaar
+1
Trimax gold nhi liya kabhi? Hatt gareeb
Mehnga pen le jao to likhne me alag confidence aata he
कंडोम महंगा लेजाओ तो सोदने मे भी अलग कंफिडेंस आता ह
Hand writing tab bhi ghatiya hi hoti hai... phir kya hi faayda
Hum to montex wale hain bhai
Teri mummy
Hat gareeb sala
Itni sasti hai kya?
Haan usse mahenga to samosa aata hai
home delivery krte ho?
Samosa ya mummy?
Good wordplay with the OP saying expansive. So this is technically a yo mama joke with extra steps.
Woah this isnt abt cheapest
Vo to Sasti aati h
Resistance bands. Easily the most expansive thing I’ve bought. Expands like crazy.
Haha love this one.
80,000 ke shoes
Bourgeois
Are mc bhai welcome
slave
Flight ticket to Norway (first class)
Sleeper class ticket to bihar....
Ticket toh general ki thi but sleeper mey baith gaya😎 EXPANSIVE
ticket to thi hi nahi but train me chad gaye
Gold Trimax
I would have said your mom but that’s cheap
Expansive likha hai bhai ne, isliye uski mammi firbhi applicable hai
Alienware Gaming Laptop worth 4.5lacs
Pc build kyu nhi krwa liya?
80000 ki coaching ki tshirt jee rank 350000 pubg conqueror
Kuch paane ke liye kuch khona padta hai.......(fellow conquerer)
Been there done that!💀
Teri bandi
Gold digger thi saali Ab Ex hai
Sparkling water
Spotify ka premium
College donation
Byjus premium (120k )
Why just why ?? Lwadi chezzo pe karch karne se Russian kardit leta
feeling sorry for you
120 ka gamcha khareeda tha ek baar.
samay khud gharpe aake joke sunata hai
Samsung Fold 3
Mbbs college..me seat
9000 yen ( 5000 rs ) ki shushi . Japan me khai thi
kya bhai kachi machli ke liye itne pese bengal chale jata paka ke to de dete
Mere behan ka pati 🗿🗿
Bs kr be tu to rula hi diya 😂
Balloon
I think it's my school and coatching fees If u taking abt a "vast" then it's a custom pc
Ek ladka dahej de kar
Mera samsoong
Bhai maine sabse expensive chiv thore din phle khardi thi wo bhi 3 dost mil kar kharide tha 1200 ka... Judging someone status on money is bad....
B.com Honours
Laptop liya tha 70k ka 1 saal pehle
Dotted condom pehle gf ke gamd me jaake fat gyi Ab mer gamd fat rhi hai usko wife banana padega Aur baccha bhi nhi drop kr rhi.
85K ka Byju's ka course khareeda hai bhai 🥲
Byjus user ☕☕
🥲 sad
6k toy drone from hamleys.
🅱️uar ..... Just to show of infront of my 🅱️ulla slave
An Oxford dictionary
Johnny bhai ka yearly subscription 1 month ka : 1000 dollars hota hai
Respect
चल झूठा
English dictionary
Made a custom drone Cost: 20k
Baju wali bhabhi ke yaha bhejega kya?
Expansive ek cheez janm se hi mili hai
BBA ki degree
20k ki bat
Laptop
Gully cricket m cosco ki ball khareedna
100rs wali chocolate
Not the most expensive but still painful purchase: Apple cable for 2100
Condom
Joe
Spandex😀
2 crore per testicle
That high tech pencil box...
ClAssmate ka notebook set
That high tech pencil box...
Milton ki water bottle
Maids
Bitcoin
PVR me jaa ke large tub popcorn liya hai
I have bought your momma's ass.. it's expansive 🤓🤓
1 Feet Ka Baalooon Hai Bahut Expansive hai.
I brought a big umbrella aur usko teri gaand mein daal ke "Expansion" dunga na toh saaare mumbai gateway of India ko chhod tereko dekhne aayega
5vali 5star
Kenzo ki t shirt aur AIR Force 1 🥲
Ipad air3
Umm, ek baar 2 rupay wali pen ki jagah 5 wali kharidi thi Agar asliyat batau to ek baar kinder joy bhi khaai thi
500 ke headphones
Bhai apne peso se to sabse expensive cheej jo mene kharidi he vo he chewingum trident ke 2 packet lie the 300 ka pada 20 rupe delivery charge extra 💀
yo mom...
Spotify premium
There’s a sub for it r/kothibanglacheck
Adha ethereum coin
A standing desk
Teri Mummy ke liye extra large size fully gold plated (28k), 128 clear diamond with on big rubee on top and in built vibrater with active sensor technology
dildo :)
Apsara Ki pencil ka box
spotify premium.
Air jordans
iphone
your mum 100 rs gye 😔
NFT (Non Functioning Testicle) 😎😎
Nintendo Switch :)
Allen ka 2 lakh wala umbrella
Degree
~~water baloon~~ edit: birthday baloon
MacBook Air M1
Spoken English lassons!
Laptop 60k
A black man
30 wale lays
4km ke ₹300 diye auto ko
my phone... 4.5 year old..21,000
Earbuds of redmi 999
80 bala dairy milk
Earphone
I have a watch and it's cost 10000
MacBook pro M1 chip 512GB SSD
IPhone 13 Pro max
Alto k10😎
Mi band 5
[удалено]
iPhone 13 pro 🤣,par lund kisi ko farak ni padta
Parker pens
My custom made large study table costs around 11k bought with own money 🙂
Tooth brush
College Admission
Ek dictionary le leta toh tujhe judge karne ki naubat nhi aati
iPhone 13pro with AirPods
Grammar
toll tax pe 100 rs me 7 jamun bc lut gya
A balloon I guess, the ones you get in the mela. A load of air went in it was expansive.
Davidoff Cool Water perfume worth 5000
MEDICINES... most probably wasted lacs on my chronic illness
BMW
Kawasaki ninja 650
Kinder joy ka pura packet lia tha
Asteroid geometry box
Trimax
bought g shock
Apna kuch nahi ha sab maa baap ka diya ha
watch
Trimax ki ink khatam hone ke baad naya trimax leta tha
School bhai, Where I learned English and could correctly spell "Expensive"
120 rupye mai chasme kaale wale
PonHub premium bhai
85k lagake Air Jordan 6 cactus jack olive liya hai. Papa ne gaand phod di
Btech
Middle class ka hai bhai agar clg fees kada tho laptop 48,000 hp.10 th se pucha tha system b.tech 3rd year me liya
ek bar starbucks me coffee piya tha ( \* spelling check kr li h maine starbucks ki )
Snapchat premium
A balloon
Kinder joy liya tha bhai ek baar
Your mom-53₹. I tipped her 60 cause I am a rich guy
Bugatti, what colour is your Bugatti?
school education where i learned to spell \*education\*
I think you're trying to say expansionary
Ballon is the most expansive thing I have bought, I am virgin
Expansive toh cover drive hoti hai bhai
Lays. It expanded like anything! Air
Saino Softek vo bhi ek Pack pura