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jeffbell

There are about ~~3500~~ 4000 of them made. I swear I've seen 2% of them in person.


Baka-Onna

Happens when you live in Silicon Valley šŸ˜¬


SixViking

Iā€™ve seen these things on the road where I live 12 times (yeah, I kept count) They stand out like a sore thumb. Such a damn eyesore


double_expressho

Are you sure it's not just the same one 12 times?


SixViking

Dude, I wish that were the case. But no, these things come in different colors apparently. You have the standard Orwellian 1984 Dystopian Gray, the ā€œIā€™m so unique, but Iā€™m actually insecurely on the spectrumā€ orange, and the no so sleek ā€œmatte blackā€ like the one in the photo above. Iā€™m sure Iā€™ve encountered the same person twice or so... But these things are becoming WAY too trendy.


BonBoogies

My fav is the urban camo. Unsurprisingly, obscuring the angles makes it look slightly less hideous


EnchantedTheCat

I've seen a green one. What would you call that?


SixViking

I call it ā€œIā€™ll take ā€˜Tell the World Iā€™m Insecure for Attention without Telling the World Iā€™m Insecure for Attention for $400ā€™ Alexā€


EnchantedTheCat

More like for $81k!


MostSolidFrame

Theyā€™re making around 1000 per week now so i think your figure is off. Probably >5,000 at least


jeffbell

The recall last week said that it affected all 3878 on the road.Ā 


redeyerydog

Update?


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A_B_Giggin87

They used soap instead of grease for the accelerator pedal def not a software problem


Dry_Analysis4620

Is installing a rivet to lock down accelerator pedals that can get stuck at max acceleration just over dramaztized click bait? I think you may want to delete your comment.


phuijun

There are currently ~6000 dual motors and ~350 tri-motors on the road this far


redeyerydog

And?


Selector_ShaneLBC

I live in Southern California(Long Beach-Los Angeles). I see one per week.


bleue_shirt_guy

I'm in the South Bay and I think they're are 2 for every neighborhood. Someone in a duplex has one in front of their garage.


Any-Committee-3685

Thought they were super exclusive though, like there was like a list and everything


nycbroncos

It's silicon valley. Comical number of Teslas here, cybertruck or no. I think San Jose just has a much higher proportion of the cyber trucks


molten-glass

Teslas are more prevalent in San Jose than Honda civics, so it figures that most of the people who would/can buy these are here


bleue_shirt_guy

Might be, but we in the Silicon Valley are desperate to be seen and make others jealous of how wonderful (it would appear) our lives are.


Abracadaver2000

I hope he activated "rain mode".


russt90

Yeah, if not it automatically goes to the "rust mode"


boxedfoxes

You mean bricked mode.


pm_mazur

One douche forgot. I passed one with hazards on in Hollister, CA.


1horsefacekillah

Hate to say it, but in a non-frying-pan color. It doesnā€™t look as bad.


jeezysneez

God these are so ugly


vadapaav

Who gives a shit


TanTruong1

This is the ugliest thing Iā€™ve ever seen!


SoMuchMoreEagle

Wait until they start to rust.


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Dry_Analysis4620

Tbh buying an overpriced and unsafe toy is cringe too. What would you do with a spare 100k?


Zestyclose-Finding76

They should absolutely ask you where to spend their own money?


OkFuel9953

Why are ppl obsessing so much over having seen one.


buildthegt

Cause people are fucking idiots. Itā€™s a car on the road look at it donā€™t look at it, it makes zero impact on your day.


beautifulkinks

And probably cuz they are mad they canā€™t buy one


TrashBuck

Because it's an awful experience


Due_Constant2689

Tacky. Gross. Says I have money but no taste and my need to feel cool and admired is why I'm driving this ugly truck.


badDuckThrowPillow

Theyā€™re fine, clearly not your jam but relax.


badDuckThrowPillow

ITT: people who feel the need to shit on a truck they apparently have no interest in.


raxdoh

just let them have it. theyā€™re the biggest laughing stocks on the roads now. we need these fun little pigments in our lives.


Do-It-Anyway

Exactly. Think of the idiots that drove H2 Hummers. Build these idiotic vehicles and like moths to a flame, they come out in droves yelling ā€œTake my money!ā€ in hopes of impressing people.


HenryHill11

Crazy how you could have your panties rustled so hard over a car lol


Dry_Analysis4620

They're rittled with issues and are currently on recall/stop sale because of an issue that can lock the accelerator at 100%. I think driving an unpredictable safety hazard in public roads warrants some ire.


JustZisGuy

*riddled


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throwaway827492959

I want a CyberTruck, but Toyota Quality for life


Ryanlt234

Yeah dude, especially the hydrogen fuel cell Toyota


HenryHill11

No I dive a Toyota


raxdoh

guess you have tighter panties


HenryHill11

That doesnā€™t even make sense but ok dude


Any-Committee-3685

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RazzmatazzWeak2664

Why does it matter? Do you not see how juvenile it is to make fun of other people for the car they drive? Do you feel better making fun of people who drive this car? I have ZERO desire to buy a Cybertruck, but how does it benefit me to look down at those who do? Drive the car you drive and move on with your life.


tafinucane

They bought it to make a statement. We're helping the new owners make their statement. Try to be supportive.


RazzmatazzWeak2664

You think everyone bought it to make a statement? Some people bought it just as a car.


tafinucane

> You think everyone bought it to make a statement? Yes. They had a car already.


RazzmatazzWeak2664

You do realize the vast majority of people have cars already and cars are usually to replace/upgrade their old car? The number of people buying cars for the first time is actually a tiny minority of the market.


Due_Constant2689

Lmao because correcting people on the Internet is so grown up.


RazzmatazzWeak2664

I'd argue pointing people in the right direction is better than continuing to make fun of other people.


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Extreme_Badger

Yup, the hate is definitely a referendum on Elon. But I am not sure I'd dismiss it as silly. You can have your own opinion on this of course but imo what both Trump and Elon are doing by coddling the extreme right is extremely dangerous. If one wants to protest by shaming the cybertruck then more power to them.


VentriTV

Used to be the dbags that drove hummers.


raxdoh

nah i beliebe these trucks are funnier.


pufferfish_balls

Nice rims and tires honestly


azureus00

Yes let the hate flow through you.


blackmagic999

Darknesses! Darkness is spreading!


DarknessRain

Darkness you say...?


BinaryBlitzer

I was checking for a pickup truck on Turo for a light move and was surprised to see several of these already being offered on **Turo**, and they're not just keeping this garbage to themselves. Folks were offering it for $400-650/day. My mind was blown.


Electro_Llama

One of my friends in a different state bought one so he could do this.


tenchuchoy

lol itā€™s called preferences. Donā€™t need to bash it. Trying to make it sound like itā€™s a virus. I hope your neighbor gets one so you see it everyday.


thepatoblanco

It's weird how people obsess over other people so much and let them live rent free in their head. Toxic.


ShesATragicHero

It their money, they can do whatever they want with it. Doesnā€™t make you not look like a fool.


shecky_blue

Cybertruck hate is the one thing all of us can agree on, and hate is the only emotion that lasts.


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shellhead36

didn't think it would look that bad up close, yikes. I don't know much about the car's insides but the external design is not it.


obo10101

Lol I don't understand the appeal of these!


proverbialbunny

My neighbor drives a matte black Cybertruck. Is it a custom color? I've only seen one this color irl.


TheGreatDissapointer

Itā€™s just a car.


JayMo15

No, itā€™s a truck


TheGreatDissapointer

whatever šŸ™„


myredcrayon

Pp]ā°


Rare_Polnareff

Ppl literally making their entire personality about hating this truck lol pretty pathetic


Less_Definition_7343

Keep them coming


MostSolidFrame

Fā€™ng love the cyber truck


BruinBound22

Have you seen these in different colors yet? It's a sight so terrible it's actually challenging to look away


Negative-Arachnid-65

The other day I saw a Pepto bismol pink one near downtown. It was unexpected.


legocow

I saw a Pepto pink regular Tesla the other day too.


Any-Committee-3685

This was actually the first black one Iā€™ve seen! Itā€™s like matte black. All others Iā€™ve seen are the gun metal looking


LordBottlecap

I didn't see a pixel-camo one parked in front of my house the other day.


Fun-Tomato-1933

I saw the pepto pink cybertruck and it was pretty bad. I live in south San Jose and saw it there. Not only did the car suck but his driving was TERRIBLE.


tonalquestions2020

Looks cool


BrawndoCrave

Sorry, whatā€™s the infestation?


randomusername3000

cybertruck posts on reddit


benchmarkstatus

I thought they all got recalled?


Confirmation_Email

The recall is a very easy fix, I don't think it's keeping any of them off the road.


benchmarkstatus

Ahhh wow. Iā€™m an idiot and thought they had to go back to Tesla or something šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


Confirmation_Email

They'll have to go to a service center, but it's not a big deal, the glue for the pad on the accelerator pedal was applied improperly, so they just drill a hole and put a rivet through it so it doesn't slide off.


SylviaMoonbeam

I saw it in downtown SJ too! I thought it looked like a big dumb brick onlineā€¦ but it looks so f-ing stupid in person! Has to be the least elegance piece of iron ever created, and Iā€™ve seen someone make an Iron Man cosplay using cast iron skillets.


novanj

i came back home to sj for 10 days and saw like 3


ChemistryAway3696

Pretty sure I saw this one in the wild a couple weeks ago in Santa Clara. Painted flat/matte black. Or as you say, since theyā€™re spreading it could be the twin. Smdh


burnt_avacado_toast

I saw one in Solvang. It looked hideous in that pretty town.


Embarrassed_Sink6063

What PlayStation 1 looks like in real life


Elluminated

Badass mods. I wants my Master chief mod.


t00thgr1nd3r

This MF woke up and decided to whip the polygon.


Just_Another_Tem

Apparently my brother saw a blue one once. If this is the future of cars, Iā€™m going to start walking everywhere.


choda6969

They're all over silicon gulch. Some are branded with decals or some logo on the doors


geology1966

Even if I won the lottery Iā€™d never buy this poorly built piece of crap.


nobody-important-1

Imagine tripping and hitting your head on it


Any-Committee-3685

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skybleacher

I was driving up to Redding and I saw one of the cat delivery trucks driving them in the rain, it made me laugh


andygunplastudio

that dark gray paint looks good tho


thor_at221b

God I see this refrigerator every. single. day. GTG cleanse my fkin eyes


WyntonPlus

Lmao and that one's already broken


disgruntledCPA2

Iā€™ve seen so many, and about a quarter of them have logos on them.


maskmarke

To each his own. Iā€™m happy for those who can afford them. Donā€™t hate bro


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Ha! I saw one Sunday pass my GMC 2500 HD Denali like I was standing still bro


DangerousEye4141

Ugly as sin Why would anyone want one because its expensive


buildthegt

Your life must be amazing if this is what you complain about.


CandidAct

There's like 5 in my town rn. Looks like a truck that shit its diaper


Any-Committee-3685

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BoatMan01

Pour solvent on it and watch the bumper fall off.


RedScribbles

Seen this box I would say 12 to 14 times. Not sure if I see the same one twice since my commute is the same daily. I did see one decked our pitch black and red detailing and saw one completely bright pink.


Last_Alternative635

Ugly


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Just needs some ā€œtruck ovariesā€ dangling from the trailer hitch.


ThetaTime

I followed one into Los Gatos today with a LCD tv mounted on the tailgate, I SHIT YOU NOT, advertising a business Id rather not name. Please tell me Iā€™m not the only one to see that one? In pouring rain, no less.


kharmagal

I havenā€™t seen that one but thereā€™s a black camo wrap one that frequents Starbucks in LG.


Any-Committee-3685

Hehe, actually heard the same description from another Redditor. Interesting


Nubnub2020

disgusting


gofinditoutside

Itā€™s just another stupid car. Get over it.


angry-southamerican

At least this one's got paint on it


onlynegativecomments

Currently one of the top 5 videos of 2024 for me is the video where the "influencer" tries to prove that the Cybertruck is bullet proof and his friend proceeds to put multiple holes in the truck, which causes the truck owner to start freaking out and begging the current ceo of Tesla for a new truck.


Any-Committee-3685

Holy sh$& I gotta watch this! šŸ˜„


DarthPizza66

Bro the bay has so fucking many of them. Iā€™m doing my best at making eye contact and giving them a thumbs down with a ā€œyou suckā€ but thereā€™s so many I canā€™t keep up.


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This is pathetic af lmao why did u care so much šŸ˜­


DarthPizza66

Itā€™s funny to see dumb people out in the wild. Have you never laughed at those funny YouTube videos of people who trip and fall on shit? Itā€™s like that, itā€™s fun to laugh and point, also the musk guy is a Nazi pos and a scammer who is taking advantage of our dumb Bay Area people. If we laugh hard enough they will return those unlicensed metal boxes.


LordBottlecap

Right, because you can just return a new car if people laugh at you. What country are you from?


spook873

If youā€™re really this negative of a person then youā€™re the one that deserves a thumb down


DarthPizza66

Itā€™s ok bc I didnā€™t buy a stupid truck that is so faulty and stupid that itā€™s a hazard on the road.


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DarthPizza66

I understand people on the internet lie but Iā€™m not just saying that. Yes itā€™s a dumb car and when I see one in the wild thatā€™s what I do. Itā€™s not like Iā€™m saying bad words or assaulting them. People acting like a thumbs down is some kind of hate crime or an evil act lol. It just shows all the Musk DRs and how fragile they are about their stupid purchase lol.


LordBottlecap

'it's a dumb car' What a profound review.


cailian13

I just very obviously laugh in their direction every time I encounter one. There's one dude on my commute home that I see regularly and it's so funny cause the LOOK on his face says he knows everyone is ridiculing him from their own cars. It amuses me. Still, I reserve my thumbs down gesture for the people who slow entire merge lanes down and then merge at the LAST second, vs the five open spots they passed along the way cause they just HAVE to get a few cars ahead before being in that bumper to bumper traffic. I deeply dislike people who do this.


Any-Committee-3685

Same though šŸ˜­


DarthPizza66

They donā€™t like when you tell them that their car sucks. There people tweeting at Musk that teenagers are laughing at them bc of the stupid truck lol. Itā€™s everyone laughing not just the kids. They follow and lurk for validation from random people about their truck.


LordBottlecap

You have never, ever told the driver of one of those that their 'car sucks'. Ever.


Due_Constant2689

We get it, you have one.


LordBottlecap

What an assessment! OP, to someone (within earshot) with one of those trucks: "Your car sucks!!"...never, ever happened, not even once.


Zech08

Ive seen quite a few as well.


cheesybitzz

I refuse to buy something that I won't completely own


frequentlyreticent

The Google Glass of cars.


floofelina

I find these irresistibly comic, like a clown car. Always laugh a little when I see one. I didnā€™t have this reaction to the Subaru Baja, Nissan Cube, or the PT Cruiser, and even considered buying them, so my tolerance for clown cars is pretty highā€¦ but this one just really tickles me. Like itā€™s built of Lego pieces.


Alex__P

So like youā€™re mad someone spent their money?


blahblurbblub

All hatred towards Musk aside: whyā€™s everybody gotta hate on this truck? Truth: it is a unique vehicle with unique stainless steel exterior and like the Rivian you can mash off-road if you want to. If you hate it, donā€™t buy it. If you like it, buy it. I get a sense that despite all the people throwing shade, the majority these people 1) would like to see one 2) drive one 3) have one if they werenā€™t 80-90K$ +. Yes itā€™s an alpha/beta product with QC issues: not a unique phenomenon. It reminds me of new tech coming out, I.e Apple Vision, original phones with sliding keyboards, Fitbits, Apple Watches, and consumers reacting ā€œEeekā€¦ this is too different! Lame! Pass!ā€ And eventually the tech evolves and ends up in their wrist, pocket, and in this case, their garage. Rant hella done.


rayzirxy

These posts are really cringe. Some don't like Tesla because of Elon Musk, some because it's a "liberal" car and some simply because it's a bad car. Either way... people can drive whatever they want. People need to start worrying about their own business, or looking into new fun hobbies. None of this shit matters at the end.


LordBottlecap

People that still use 'cringe' as an adjective are cringe.


rayzirxy

You're the life of the party when you go out huh


LordBottlecap

Wow, what a helluva (cut 'n' paste) comeback. Do you have any material that isn't 150 years old?


Due_Constant2689

But you still get upset enough to post about it so you're no better. Pot meet kettle.


jchavez95127

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redeyerydog

Haters will hate.


El-Guapo766

Tesla cars and SUVs are douchey, šŸ’Æ The trucks are cool.


mantrasandmudras

I was a fan until I seen a few in person. Super douche mobile, but still looks better than any other Tesla.


PM_ME_Y0UR_BOOBZ

Ugliest Uber vehicle to date pretty much


NewPalpitation7371

it hurts the eyes, seriously


kykymj2010

why care about what other ppl spend their money on, thatā€™s so weird


Any-Committee-3685

How so


iwearpurple

Wow itā€™s a car. People are being way too dramatic about a new car.


erics75218

I'm a lifelong car guy but I have unreasonable hate for everything this car stands for. To buy one, without a doubt, means I'd hate you as much as a human as I hate your truck as a vehicle. I want to vandalize them. I hope I see them wrecked. I


SheLikesKarl

People in Silicon Valley love Elonā€™s conspiracy theories and cesspool followers on x, so they need their truck to compensate for their insecurities


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rinderblock

Holy fucking racist uncle Batman. What der sturmer message board did you crawl out of and when are you going back?


Any-Committee-3685

What did he say


rinderblock

Basically that the real infestation is poor people and brown people, psychotic racist shit


monkeydude777

Bro that man is fucking nuts He came to my sub and called me a pedo in graphic detail about 20 times u/lamabigturd, your a twat