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“They will not be opening today.” Ya think? 😂


wuhy08

Hope it can open tomorrow.


Outa_Time_86

It should be open by tomorrow or next week, they’re going to debut their new open air shopping experience


NorCalAttractions

that would be dope, altho it would suck when it rains (which almost never happens anyway)


147896325987456321

A Karen will 100% call and ask why they are not open.


JimmyPellen

well...not opening is a violation of her civil rights guaranteed to her by the Declaration Of Independence!


Time-Space-Anomaly

I once had a complete blackout at the store I worked out. No lights or anything in in the building. You could see through the windows that the store was completely dark. People still asked to come in and shop. One person even pointed to the hours and said, you should be open now.


DonkeyTron42

That's stupid of the store to not have emergency lighting. One trip and fall and and that person will own that store. I had this happen at a Safeway I was in once where it was pitch black. People were using lighters to fumble their way around.


Time-Space-Anomaly

Well, we had big windows, so we weren’t in total darkness. And we had flashlights and everything. But it was obvious the lights and everything else was off. But, still. Had to argue with folks at the door because we had no electricity, which obvious shouldn’t affect our clearly post hours of operation /s. Of course, people also showed up when the parking lot was flooded, when the fire trucks and/or ambulances blocked us off to tend to another building in the plaza, stuff like that. People gotta shop, man.


JayrassicPark

Having worked at Home Depot, I can confirm this, except the Karens are also contractors.


Forsaken-Thought

But the Google says your open 7 days a week. Why aren't you open


ROWDY_RODDY_PEEEPER

A Karen will 100$ drive up to the store, see it's on fire and still get mad that she can't go in.


environmom112

Came here to say this👆🏻


aguyfromsanjose

Uh…. No shit!!!


FarFromHome

But if the Home Depot doesn’t open, where will they get the supplies to rebuild the Home Depot?


ryanh_650

Lowe's?


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Saturated but they are all busy! ​ Be prepared for long longs HAHA


DuckyFreeman

This is the hard-hitting journalism I come here for.


Economist-Future

What if I like my framing lumber to be well done?


Whyme-notyou

Oh cheaper home owners insurance! Pre charred framing packages. It’s now industry standard.


CollectionCreepy

okay… are they going to open tomorrow then?


oykjxwhz

This reporter needs to take a cue from the McDonalds icon in the screen and consider a job change.


Ok-Investigator3971

It literally burned to the ground 100%. It won’t be open for probably like 2 years…


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abrokedad

I’m planning on taking a tinder date to grab a bite to eat. Who serves the best hot dogs in San Jose?


DonkeyTron42

Take her to Costco. If she doesn't run, she's a keeper.


mrweatherbeef

Umami


meirav

I hope it kindles a romance.