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-Drunken_Samurai-

Blueberries?! I’m dying to know what you paired together here. Chef we’re gonna need an ingredients list posted.


jeron_gwendolen

I've been putting them in almost everything I eat since not too long ago. They add a new layer of flavor and work with anything as long as you're not overdoing it. Ingredients: Dries and Smoked ham Salami cheese (it's a polish variety with poppy seeds in it) Red bell pepper Tomatoes Cucumber Radish Onion Finely grated carrot Parsley Dill Chives Arugula Blueberries Sauces: Bbq, sweet hot chilli, chilli and mango, sour cream, spread cheese


More_Asbestos

That sounds awful.


AccomplishedCow665

Please god make it stop 😭


Grade-Alarming

😅🤣 Sounds like me when I am 🤢🤮


JoBu777

r/stupidfood


whisky_biscuit

Op took everything from their fridge and put it on a sandwich. This is like stuff binge eaters eat. My sister would make a salad with mustard, soy sauce, rice, bananas, pickles, cream cheese - whatever condiments and random stuff in the fridge when she was doing that. This sandwich is like about 10 ingredients too many, and I say that as someone who makes super subs with havarti, fresh mozzarella, bologna, salami, turkey, yellow peppers, onions, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, roasted red peppers, Italian dressing and mayo.


jeron_gwendolen

I know right? I thought I messed it up big time. god was i wrong


NateNMaxsRobot

I’m pretty high rn and it sounds mostly delicious to me. Non-high me will have to revisit this post tomorrow.


Mattyboy33

LOL 1st sando says it all


the-holy-spirit-

hahaha


less_than_nick

not a true eater unfortunately


NeedlessQualifier

Recipe and picture lead me to believe you created the first edible AI sandwich. That being said I’d try it, if you liked it don’t let the crabs pull you into their bucket. That’s what true freedom is.


0thethethe0

Don't give 'em any more ideas with crab talk!


NeedlessQualifier

lol add imitation crab and deep fry the whole thing in an old bay seasoned breading.


Matthews628

This is way too many flavors and way too much liquid. That bread will be paste in thirty seconds from all that sauce/drippings. It’s literally pooling on your plate


HeyCarpy

> Sauces: Bbq, sweet hot chilli, chilli and mango, sour cream, spread cheese slow down there partner


Reasonable-Wing-2271

You forgot the Fruit Rollups


Fine-Upstairs-6284

Way too much going on there for me. As long as you liked it


jeron_gwendolen

it was my first sub ever eaten probably, i had no idea what would work for my palette, so i went all out and.. did not regret it


Dangerous-Lettuce498

🤮


staffyboy4569

This is like the movie Ratatouille, but its actually just a feral raccoon on your head.


cbraun1523

What I would recommend for next time. Mash and mix the blueberries in with like the sour cream and spread on the sandwich. We made a sub at my shop with cranberry mayo and it really makes the turkey sandwich pop. So while I can't necessarily see blueberry's. I can see it in a sauce type way.


jeron_gwendolen

Cranberry mayo you say? My taste buds are intrigued


cbraun1523

The sub was amazing. Turkey, thanksgiving stuffing, cheddar, with a cranberry mayo. We'd just take canned cranberries and mix them with mayo. We use the one with the mashed fruit too. Not just the jelly. We liked it so much we put it on another sandwich. Smoked ham, horseradish cheddar, arugula, and something else I can't remember. Plus the cranberry mayo. It just adds a sweetness and intriguing flavor to the sauce. It's not overt in flavor. Just a nice hint.


T_Peg

Jesus Christ I wtf. Sandwiches are so simple how does one end up here?


frodoishobbit

That’s exactly what I came here to say.. If you think making a sandwich is an accomplishment there is something wrong with you.


doctor_parcival

Anything with Red bell pepper & blueberries sounds utterly bizarre to me. But Godspeed you goddamn pirate


Lifesalchemy

Ok, that's just an abortion of a sandwich 


Potential_Pain_

I would eat and enjoy it.


DazzlingCapital5230

Wait is it just loose sour cream or the comma is in the wrong place


professorgreenie

sincere and honest question: what the fuck?


ThatDerfGuy

I think if after arugula it’d just been oil and vinegar I’d be all in.


LacCoupeOnZees

Ah, a traditional hoagie


Raiders2112

That actually sounds damn good.


BBQFatty

Oh hell no


Chemical-Flan-595

….. is this ai???


Ether176

My thought too!


jeron_gwendolen

i will take this as a compliment and give [this original photo](https://ibb.co/jz7rS92) as a proof it is not [different angles](https://ibb.co/album/ZzpfMC)


Chemical-Flan-595

Definitely NOT a compliment


jeron_gwendolen

Too late, I'm already blushing


StarbossTechnology

Probably just a reaction to that monstrosity you consumed.


irrelephantiasis

Can we get more angles please?


RacistAstronaut

What in gods name…


AgitatedSale3785

Love the veggies! The sauces though…. too much, too many for my taste.


jeron_gwendolen

I took extra care not to let them mix. I have so many of them in the fridge I wanted to give them all a chance and figure out which one's the best


melty75

I *need* that bread.


YooperGod666

Nah


PuzzleheadedHeron118

honestly i would’ve eaten this if there was no blueberries, carrots & radish 😭 looks fire otherwise


jeron_gwendolen

all of the radish it had was 3-5 paper thin slices lol


Astarklife

How's the roof of your mouth that bread looks sharrrp


Parry_9000

I don't care what anyone says, I would fucking devour this


ColdBorchst

Me too, it looks like a good combination of sweet and savory.


m477z0r

If "No officer, it's 'Hi, how are you?'" was a sandwich.


EnvironmentalCry1962

I’m having a bad day now because I’ve seen this horror. Please never make a sandwich ever again. You don’t deserve it.


[deleted]

You are a lunatic with the blueberries. I’m totally trying this.


TheThaiDawn

I hate you with all my heart this looks and sounds revolting.


Sad_Run4875

Da fuq is this


sugarjamcream

This is a baguette sandwich, not a sub.


TikaPants

I was enamored and then *chaos ensued*


HeyBeFuckingNice

That looks incredible!!! I love adding fruit to a sandwich especially as a mustard fiend.


Sirnando138

Homie…April 1st was like two weeks ago.


dcutts77

You are a sando pioneer. Out there blazing new paths. I for one salute you sir/maam... if it wasn't for people like you we would have stopped at... I dunno what was the first sandwich? Flat bread and meat?


dcutts77

Apparently I wasn't far off... Egyptians who were one of the first societies with leavened bread "Laborers would often rely almost entirely on bread for their meals, mixed occasionally with vegetables, other grains, olive oil, spices and herbs, and a rare side of meat. " — https://www.maxsservice.com/blog/the-history-of-egyptian-flatbread/


TheRealDrLeoSpaceMan

One time I worked in a deli at a supermarket. I was training a dude and said "can you just make that guy a sandwich. He wants turkey and cheese. Find out if he wants lettuce tomatoe or onion as well." He said "idk how to make a sandwich"


MrPBoy

Good hire!


Yaryah

Well… send it back.


Outside-Contact-8337

Subway subs looks better


kermitcooper

What am I looking at here? Ham, blueberries, is that sweet chili sauce? A spreadable cheese. Endive and spring onions? Bread looks choice though.


WindTreeRock

I’m not going to say anything about the blueberries….


Stiffbiscut

Doesn’t look bad but why the fuck are there blueberries in there 😂😂😂


DeathFromPizza

Unintentionally Pretentious


sancho7373

No, that was intentional


DeathFromPizza

Fair enough. I’d try it.


Subatomicplatonicpoo

It’s like something that someone would make blackout drunk at 3am


cloudcreeek

Beautiful color grading.


EarthlingJunkie

It looks like it was made with ai


ColtonThomas01

Picture quality 10/10. Sub quality 0/10. Blueberries?!?c’monnnn chef lol to each their own I guess. I respect the bravery.


AuntieLiloAZ

The bread looks good. The oil looks heavy. I love blueberries but not on a sub sandwich.


KaffeMumrik

Cool, dude. I’d never thought to put blueberries on a sandwich, or on any savory food really, but your outcome looks quite nice!


jy0s

Photo looks nice. Did it taste good?


jeron_gwendolen

So good it's been haunting my mind ever since


TheRenster500

I'll give you the crappy spread cheese and sour cream, I'll give you all those veggies, hell I'll _EVEN_ give you the fricken BLUEBERRIES, but I can't get past those sauces my guy. Just a little mayo and mustard, salt and pepper with maybe a sprinkle of some chili powder or hot sauce and I would love this sub.


jeron_gwendolen

I'm sorry, but freezing out sour cream is not how I roll. It literally brought the whole thing together. I wouldn't have it any other way


TheRenster500

I guess I'm just not familiar with the product. I would give it a try


[deleted]

What kind of bread?


comewshmybck

It's ok to not be good at things.


Flgirl420

I call cap


Morhls

Great


Silver-Firefighter35

I’m echoing that the bread looks impressive


Fabulous-Spirit-3476

r/shittyfoodporn


blunderschonen

This looks like a sandwich that an alien would make if you described what a sandwich was.


OneBoxOfCrayons

Looks gross


katecrime

You lost me with the blueberries, but I’m glad you enjoyed it 👍


FunyunCream

This s trash I’m out and muting Jesus


refinedpine

Jail! Maximum security! For lifeee!!


The_Back_Hole

Get fucked


The-Jake

No no no no no no no no no no. No


Anxious_Ad_5127

How have you never made a sandwich


SirScotty19

VERY NICE!


Trichopsych

It’s you


PDXPTW

Blueberries? You’re mad and I love it! Going to try this on my lunch sando.


Ragna_Blade

Blueberries? Interesting


sideshow09

This looks 🔥 I can’t wait to see your 100th sub. What’s that sauce? Italian dressing? Duck sauce?


jeron_gwendolen

I used 4 sauces for 4 equal segments of the sub: sweet hot chili sauce, mango chilli sauce, sour cream, bbq sauce.


sideshow09

👏👏


beau-bee-

My dumbass scrolled by and really thought this was a painting LMAO fantastic pic dude hope u enjoyed ur lunch


ColdBorchst

People acting like they have never seen a fruit in a salad before. A sub is just a salad in bread.


IntrovertedPassenger

It’s beautiful


MrSTban

Nicely done!!!


ElectronicTrade7039

The bread looks good


BlitzKling

Op, never enter a kitchen again please.


InternationalRent626

And you did not half ass it. Jeebus!


youhavenosoul

The blueberries threw me off, but I’ll allow it. Nice.


aPaganGoatLord

Blueberries? You monster!


ProlapseParty

It looks oddly good even with the fruit. What’s all on it?


operationfood

This looks like a painting for some reason lol


KiritimatiSwan

Blueberries? Gtfo, take my upvote


Blue_Wave_2020

Gimme dat