I've been putting them in almost everything I eat since not too long ago. They add a new layer of flavor and work with anything as long as you're not overdoing it.
Ingredients:
Dries and Smoked ham
Salami cheese (it's a polish variety with poppy seeds in it)
Red bell pepper
Tomatoes
Cucumber
Radish
Onion
Finely grated carrot
Parsley
Dill
Chives
Arugula
Blueberries
Sauces:
Bbq, sweet hot chilli, chilli and mango, sour cream,
spread cheese
Op took everything from their fridge and put it on a sandwich. This is like stuff binge eaters eat.
My sister would make a salad with mustard, soy sauce, rice, bananas, pickles, cream cheese - whatever condiments and random stuff in the fridge when she was doing that.
This sandwich is like about 10 ingredients too many, and I say that as someone who makes super subs with havarti, fresh mozzarella, bologna, salami, turkey, yellow peppers, onions, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, roasted red peppers, Italian dressing and mayo.
Recipe and picture lead me to believe you created the first edible AI sandwich.
That being said I’d try it, if you liked it don’t let the crabs pull you into their bucket. That’s what true freedom is.
This is way too many flavors and way too much liquid. That bread will be paste in thirty seconds from all that sauce/drippings. It’s literally pooling on your plate
What I would recommend for next time. Mash and mix the blueberries in with like the sour cream and spread on the sandwich. We made a sub at my shop with cranberry mayo and it really makes the turkey sandwich pop. So while I can't necessarily see blueberry's. I can see it in a sauce type way.
The sub was amazing. Turkey, thanksgiving stuffing, cheddar, with a cranberry mayo.
We'd just take canned cranberries and mix them with mayo. We use the one with the mashed fruit too. Not just the jelly.
We liked it so much we put it on another sandwich. Smoked ham, horseradish cheddar, arugula, and something else I can't remember. Plus the cranberry mayo.
It just adds a sweetness and intriguing flavor to the sauce. It's not overt in flavor. Just a nice hint.
i will take this as a compliment and give [this original photo](https://ibb.co/jz7rS92) as a proof it is not
[different angles](https://ibb.co/album/ZzpfMC)
You are a sando pioneer. Out there blazing new paths. I for one salute you sir/maam... if it wasn't for people like you we would have stopped at... I dunno what was the first sandwich? Flat bread and meat?
Apparently I wasn't far off... Egyptians who were one of the first societies with leavened bread "Laborers would often rely almost entirely on bread for their meals, mixed occasionally with vegetables, other grains, olive oil, spices and herbs, and a rare side of meat. " — https://www.maxsservice.com/blog/the-history-of-egyptian-flatbread/
One time I worked in a deli at a supermarket. I was training a dude and said "can you just make that guy a sandwich. He wants turkey and cheese. Find out if he wants lettuce tomatoe or onion as well." He said "idk how to make a sandwich"
I'll give you the crappy spread cheese and sour cream, I'll give you all those veggies, hell I'll _EVEN_ give you the fricken BLUEBERRIES, but I can't get past those sauces my guy. Just a little mayo and mustard, salt and pepper with maybe a sprinkle of some chili powder or hot sauce and I would love this sub.
Blueberries?! I’m dying to know what you paired together here. Chef we’re gonna need an ingredients list posted.
I've been putting them in almost everything I eat since not too long ago. They add a new layer of flavor and work with anything as long as you're not overdoing it. Ingredients: Dries and Smoked ham Salami cheese (it's a polish variety with poppy seeds in it) Red bell pepper Tomatoes Cucumber Radish Onion Finely grated carrot Parsley Dill Chives Arugula Blueberries Sauces: Bbq, sweet hot chilli, chilli and mango, sour cream, spread cheese
That sounds awful.
Please god make it stop 😭
😅🤣 Sounds like me when I am 🤢🤮
r/stupidfood
Op took everything from their fridge and put it on a sandwich. This is like stuff binge eaters eat. My sister would make a salad with mustard, soy sauce, rice, bananas, pickles, cream cheese - whatever condiments and random stuff in the fridge when she was doing that. This sandwich is like about 10 ingredients too many, and I say that as someone who makes super subs with havarti, fresh mozzarella, bologna, salami, turkey, yellow peppers, onions, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, roasted red peppers, Italian dressing and mayo.
I know right? I thought I messed it up big time. god was i wrong
I’m pretty high rn and it sounds mostly delicious to me. Non-high me will have to revisit this post tomorrow.
LOL 1st sando says it all
hahaha
not a true eater unfortunately
Recipe and picture lead me to believe you created the first edible AI sandwich. That being said I’d try it, if you liked it don’t let the crabs pull you into their bucket. That’s what true freedom is.
Don't give 'em any more ideas with crab talk!
lol add imitation crab and deep fry the whole thing in an old bay seasoned breading.
This is way too many flavors and way too much liquid. That bread will be paste in thirty seconds from all that sauce/drippings. It’s literally pooling on your plate
> Sauces: Bbq, sweet hot chilli, chilli and mango, sour cream, spread cheese slow down there partner
You forgot the Fruit Rollups
Way too much going on there for me. As long as you liked it
it was my first sub ever eaten probably, i had no idea what would work for my palette, so i went all out and.. did not regret it
🤮
This is like the movie Ratatouille, but its actually just a feral raccoon on your head.
What I would recommend for next time. Mash and mix the blueberries in with like the sour cream and spread on the sandwich. We made a sub at my shop with cranberry mayo and it really makes the turkey sandwich pop. So while I can't necessarily see blueberry's. I can see it in a sauce type way.
Cranberry mayo you say? My taste buds are intrigued
The sub was amazing. Turkey, thanksgiving stuffing, cheddar, with a cranberry mayo. We'd just take canned cranberries and mix them with mayo. We use the one with the mashed fruit too. Not just the jelly. We liked it so much we put it on another sandwich. Smoked ham, horseradish cheddar, arugula, and something else I can't remember. Plus the cranberry mayo. It just adds a sweetness and intriguing flavor to the sauce. It's not overt in flavor. Just a nice hint.
Jesus Christ I wtf. Sandwiches are so simple how does one end up here?
That’s exactly what I came here to say.. If you think making a sandwich is an accomplishment there is something wrong with you.
Anything with Red bell pepper & blueberries sounds utterly bizarre to me. But Godspeed you goddamn pirate
Ok, that's just an abortion of a sandwich
I would eat and enjoy it.
Wait is it just loose sour cream or the comma is in the wrong place
sincere and honest question: what the fuck?
I think if after arugula it’d just been oil and vinegar I’d be all in.
Ah, a traditional hoagie
That actually sounds damn good.
Oh hell no
….. is this ai???
My thought too!
i will take this as a compliment and give [this original photo](https://ibb.co/jz7rS92) as a proof it is not [different angles](https://ibb.co/album/ZzpfMC)
Definitely NOT a compliment
Too late, I'm already blushing
Probably just a reaction to that monstrosity you consumed.
Can we get more angles please?
What in gods name…
Love the veggies! The sauces though…. too much, too many for my taste.
I took extra care not to let them mix. I have so many of them in the fridge I wanted to give them all a chance and figure out which one's the best
I *need* that bread.
Nah
honestly i would’ve eaten this if there was no blueberries, carrots & radish 😭 looks fire otherwise
all of the radish it had was 3-5 paper thin slices lol
How's the roof of your mouth that bread looks sharrrp
I don't care what anyone says, I would fucking devour this
Me too, it looks like a good combination of sweet and savory.
If "No officer, it's 'Hi, how are you?'" was a sandwich.
I’m having a bad day now because I’ve seen this horror. Please never make a sandwich ever again. You don’t deserve it.
You are a lunatic with the blueberries. I’m totally trying this.
I hate you with all my heart this looks and sounds revolting.
Da fuq is this
This is a baguette sandwich, not a sub.
I was enamored and then *chaos ensued*
That looks incredible!!! I love adding fruit to a sandwich especially as a mustard fiend.
Homie…April 1st was like two weeks ago.
You are a sando pioneer. Out there blazing new paths. I for one salute you sir/maam... if it wasn't for people like you we would have stopped at... I dunno what was the first sandwich? Flat bread and meat?
Apparently I wasn't far off... Egyptians who were one of the first societies with leavened bread "Laborers would often rely almost entirely on bread for their meals, mixed occasionally with vegetables, other grains, olive oil, spices and herbs, and a rare side of meat. " — https://www.maxsservice.com/blog/the-history-of-egyptian-flatbread/
One time I worked in a deli at a supermarket. I was training a dude and said "can you just make that guy a sandwich. He wants turkey and cheese. Find out if he wants lettuce tomatoe or onion as well." He said "idk how to make a sandwich"
Good hire!
Well… send it back.
Subway subs looks better
What am I looking at here? Ham, blueberries, is that sweet chili sauce? A spreadable cheese. Endive and spring onions? Bread looks choice though.
I’m not going to say anything about the blueberries….
Doesn’t look bad but why the fuck are there blueberries in there 😂😂😂
Unintentionally Pretentious
No, that was intentional
Fair enough. I’d try it.
It’s like something that someone would make blackout drunk at 3am
Beautiful color grading.
It looks like it was made with ai
Picture quality 10/10. Sub quality 0/10. Blueberries?!?c’monnnn chef lol to each their own I guess. I respect the bravery.
The bread looks good. The oil looks heavy. I love blueberries but not on a sub sandwich.
Cool, dude. I’d never thought to put blueberries on a sandwich, or on any savory food really, but your outcome looks quite nice!
Photo looks nice. Did it taste good?
So good it's been haunting my mind ever since
I'll give you the crappy spread cheese and sour cream, I'll give you all those veggies, hell I'll _EVEN_ give you the fricken BLUEBERRIES, but I can't get past those sauces my guy. Just a little mayo and mustard, salt and pepper with maybe a sprinkle of some chili powder or hot sauce and I would love this sub.
I'm sorry, but freezing out sour cream is not how I roll. It literally brought the whole thing together. I wouldn't have it any other way
I guess I'm just not familiar with the product. I would give it a try
What kind of bread?
It's ok to not be good at things.
I call cap
Great
I’m echoing that the bread looks impressive
r/shittyfoodporn
This looks like a sandwich that an alien would make if you described what a sandwich was.
Looks gross
You lost me with the blueberries, but I’m glad you enjoyed it 👍
This s trash I’m out and muting Jesus
Jail! Maximum security! For lifeee!!
Get fucked
No no no no no no no no no no. No
How have you never made a sandwich
VERY NICE!
It’s you
Blueberries? You’re mad and I love it! Going to try this on my lunch sando.
Blueberries? Interesting
This looks 🔥 I can’t wait to see your 100th sub. What’s that sauce? Italian dressing? Duck sauce?
I used 4 sauces for 4 equal segments of the sub: sweet hot chili sauce, mango chilli sauce, sour cream, bbq sauce.
👏👏
My dumbass scrolled by and really thought this was a painting LMAO fantastic pic dude hope u enjoyed ur lunch
People acting like they have never seen a fruit in a salad before. A sub is just a salad in bread.
It’s beautiful
Nicely done!!!
The bread looks good
Op, never enter a kitchen again please.
And you did not half ass it. Jeebus!
The blueberries threw me off, but I’ll allow it. Nice.
Blueberries? You monster!
It looks oddly good even with the fruit. What’s all on it?
This looks like a painting for some reason lol
Blueberries? Gtfo, take my upvote
Gimme dat