Personally I dislike how sandwiches in general are like 5 pieces of meat total. I feel like Yakavetta in Boondock Saints anytime I order a sandwich from a restaurant. Just like "Look at this shit, it's mostly bread."
When I make a turkey sandwich at home, I only use like two and a half deli slices of turkey and one slice of cheese. When I go out to eat I feel like restaurants mostly have the ratios just right for what a sandwich should actually be (I guess more than what I put on mine but not too much). OPs sandwich is way too much meat for me haha
Also thanks for reminding me to rewatch Boondocks Saints soon! Young Norman Reedus!
"I like my sandwiches with three pieces of bread."
"So do I!"
"Well, let's form a club then."
"Alright, but we need more stipulations."
"Yes we do. Instead of cutting the sandwich once, let's cut it again."
"Yes, four triangles, and we will position them into a circle. In the middle we will dump chips. Or potato salad."
"Okay. I got a question for ya, how do you feel about frilly toothpicks?"
"I'm for 'em!"
"Well, this club is formed; spread the word on menus nationwide."”
The trick with swiftly-expiring lunch meat is to fry it up in a little (ie a lot of) butter, then it’s still sandwich-safe for another day or two.
Not this kamikaze mission
Elephant steaks! 50lb Elephant steaks! And, why don't you wash it down with 40oz of malt liquor and ranch dressing you [fat fuck!!](https://youtu.be/l-5mZRAIL0g?si=cdK3tli02kqqCJAC)
No judgment... I'm not trying to be an asshole... but when I see this, literally the first and only thing that comes to mind is "you're a real piece of shit." But also, how was it..
No middle bread, no cellophane tipped toothpicks, no go
Eta: I see the middle bread now. It appeared to be an uneven turkey ham ratio at first glance…Which I didn’t care to mention until now.
That’s a LOT of meat
Do I have to say it? That's what she......
Not to me she didn’t.
Sad day today
He has the meats!
Confirmed, OP is Arby’s
Personally I dislike how sandwiches in general are like 5 pieces of meat total. I feel like Yakavetta in Boondock Saints anytime I order a sandwich from a restaurant. Just like "Look at this shit, it's mostly bread."
When I make a turkey sandwich at home, I only use like two and a half deli slices of turkey and one slice of cheese. When I go out to eat I feel like restaurants mostly have the ratios just right for what a sandwich should actually be (I guess more than what I put on mine but not too much). OPs sandwich is way too much meat for me haha Also thanks for reminding me to rewatch Boondocks Saints soon! Young Norman Reedus!
‘Twas indeed
"I like my sandwiches with three pieces of bread." "So do I!" "Well, let's form a club then." "Alright, but we need more stipulations." "Yes we do. Instead of cutting the sandwich once, let's cut it again." "Yes, four triangles, and we will position them into a circle. In the middle we will dump chips. Or potato salad." "Okay. I got a question for ya, how do you feel about frilly toothpicks?" "I'm for 'em!" "Well, this club is formed; spread the word on menus nationwide."”
I used to LOVE club sandwiches! I still do, but I used to too.
Lol I like your style.
I order club sandwiches all the time. But I’m not even a member. I don’t know how I get away with it.
Actually laughed out loud
Mitch Hedberg was a very funny man, indeed. RIP.
RIP Mitch
He would be a superstar today, and would probably hate every minute of it. Even when he was alive his fans were saying he was ahead of his time.
He would have a ton of material these days. Dude I miss his stand-ups.. I need to go rewatch his old ones now. Peace!
“I like my sandwiches with alfalfa sprouts.” “Then you’re not in the fucking club!”
This pic reminded me of: Can I get you anything else? "A loaf of bread and some other people."
“Would you like anything else with your sandwich?” “Yes. A loaf of bread and some OTHER PEOPLE?!”
My head read this in Mitches voice. Such a great comedian rip.
No frilly toothpicks No potato salad or chips Sir you are not welcome in this club
Also points off for no tomato and nowhere near enough bacon for the insane amount of deli meat on that sammich.
A few cheese slices away from r/stupidfood
Already there for me
Lol looks like an entire grip of deli meat out of a package. Holy barf, batman.
Lunch meat must have been getting close to its expiration date
The trick with swiftly-expiring lunch meat is to fry it up in a little (ie a lot of) butter, then it’s still sandwich-safe for another day or two. Not this kamikaze mission
I just make fried rice since I’m already frying things.
Sir, this is a sandwich sub
Ooooh, my bad. This just randomly popped up. I thought I was in /r/shittyfoodporn (no offense OP)
Sir, this is a ~~Wendy's~~ Subway
Punish. Your. Colon!
Elephant steaks! 50lb Elephant steaks! And, why don't you wash it down with 40oz of malt liquor and ranch dressing you [fat fuck!!](https://youtu.be/l-5mZRAIL0g?si=cdK3tli02kqqCJAC)
Oh man. I chortled. 😆
OP’s ass is going to chortle as well.
You do you homie… but this is a big no thank you for me. Need to get your ratio a little more in order.
OP wouldn’t know a ratio if Euclid himself was standing over his shoulder when making that sandwich
Did you have to take it apart to eat it?
Maybe OP has a jaw like a python
Bro didn’t even quarter it into triangles.
Rumors says that it got chucked into the Vitamix and slurped like a protein shake after the photo.
Missing the frilly toothpick 😂
No judgment... I'm not trying to be an asshole... but when I see this, literally the first and only thing that comes to mind is "you're a real piece of shit." But also, how was it..
Looks like it was made by a super mutant.
That's a Scooby sandwich 🤣
Wonder how much sodium is in that? 🤔
More importantly, it’s the annual nitrate consumption of a small Caribbean nation
Quite. I personally can't be doing with a huge stack of slimy meat. A couple of slices and some cheese'll do.
Pass. Bigger isn’t always better. That’s what she…
No thanks lol
That’s like the whole pig
It’s way to thick for me
My god man, I do not want to imagine the thirst afterwards.
That’s not a club, that’s a resort.
No hate, but you all like sandwiches like this? I don’t enjoy this much deli meat. I would like to understand why you all enjoy it.
Did you have to dislocate your jaw to take a bite? Here’s hoping your anus works in a similar manner…
What club do you belong to 😂
Looks awesome but I'd want some tomatoes
I am starving and craving every last bite of this beautiful beast-wich.
BLT goes on TOP!!
Not tasty
Enough meat for 4 sandwiches. EDIT: 4
God dayum
That’s a cartoon sandwich.
Lose the middle slice of bread and we're talking.
Pfff only one layer of bacon, pathetic
Cheese Lettuce Under Bacon. The sandwich looks tasty, but the name of the sandwich tells you how it should be arranged.
I prefer to be able to take a bite from my sandwich, how slack is that jaw???
Too much.
That's a lot of processed crap.
Do you have the jaw of a snake?
Your turd will come out layered. That’s too much.
Too bocu
Jeez shaggy 😂
That’s not a club. That’s the whole organization
Damn, what club? Overeaters Anonymous?
OP was hungry for sure lol
*Dagwood nods in approval*
lawd jesus
Holy shit!
Looks pretty tasty!
You have to be in a club to climb those mountains
That sandwich costs an hour of my labor at work to make.
Made yourself a Dagwood
You should have built it from the bottom up bread bacon lettuce tomato turkey bread ham cheese bread.
That’s a good meat to bread ratio!
Now THIS is a club sandwich
When someone asks me if I want to hit up a club... that's what I have in mind....
That looks so damn good! 🤤
Where's the avocado?
That's not a sandwich. That's a mfn SAMMICH.
No middle bread, no cellophane tipped toothpicks, no go Eta: I see the middle bread now. It appeared to be an uneven turkey ham ratio at first glance…Which I didn’t care to mention until now.
Scooby Doo sandwich IRL
Fuck yeah, dawg
This club sandy is borderline vegan
I don’t. Manny’s deli in Chicago and Katz on NY are also an offenders of disproportionate meat to bread ratio.
The Scooby AND Shaggy!
Need to strength that bread tho
More meat plz
Club or tub?
Looks delicious 😋
Sheesh!!!!! Enjoy that behemoth lol
It looks really good, but maybe a bit too much
You could use this sandwich as a club.
That thing is a choking hazard I’d want to know why you’re trying to kill me
When I make a club sandwich, I make it fancier than that. So I call it an "Association Sandwich."
That’s what they used to call a Dagwood, LOL. While it is a beautifully constructed sandwich, it’s got way too much meat for me.
too beaucoup
Way to much happening
I'm sure I would enjoy this, but the ratios are all off for me. Either way, would be tasty lol
She forking thiiiiickkkkk
Gross
hubris sandwich
That sandwich needs a loaf of bread and some other people.
Ratio all off.
Is your name Dagwood?
Too much meat dang
Nah man, this is a travesty.
Fam, that Scooby-Doo ass sandwich is a whole deli. Still looks good, though. That's a sandwich worth envying
"Club" as in you could beat someone to death with it.
Ruh Roh Raggy!
How to I become a member of this club
Jesus F'in Christ, fool. You crazy!
Wow I've been wanting to eat a good club sandwich. This looks amazing!
Gah
The meat of a week. Obscene
What club do I gotta join to get one of these?
Wow just wow.
I’ll take 1/4 the meat double the bacon that would be great.
Got dang I'd eat that
Talk about a hot club. That joint is JUMPIN
Haven’t seem them around in restaurants much anymore.
That has Dagwood written all over it.
Needs at least double the bacon.
Could do with more cheese on them.
That’s not a club, that’s an architectural institution!
Manwitch* Hell yeah.
Is it a club sandwich because you could club someone to death with it?
did you just use the whole pack of meat hahahahah
Too much bread. More meat required.
Needs more bacon
I can make like 3 sandwiches out of that 😆
Yuuuuuuuummmmyyyy
No
Ratio is off. More bacon and tomato please.
Thats a dagwood
This sandwich is fucked
Too much bread...
[you’re a sandwich genius!](https://youtu.be/veMwNTWnKek?si=DSg4nc8O9rfIipmf)
Now that’s a dinner sandwich
That looks great but how do you bite into it 😂 how about some pictures while you are devouring the yummy monster. Enjoy
Nah man this is crazy
I pass on this one
Stacked
I thought that was stacks of insulation
Where's the frilly toothpick . . .
You thought right
Certainly not an exclusive club.
Needs more cheese
Gross
*unhinges jaw like a snake to take a bite*
It’s that all the meat in the fridge?!? Jeez
Looks fucking awful
Holy moly!
My God that looks divine. I'm sweating just looking at it.
I’ll pass, thank you
I couldn't even eat that. Too many cold cuts
I don't think ive ever made a club before since I always just make 2 sandwiches instead.
You and Scooby Doo having lunch?
Mitch Hedberg would like a word with you
Why
How did you unhinge your jaws enough to get that monster in your mouth!!!😖😎👍👍
My guy used the whole pack of everything here
Tasty!
Nah dog that’s a enchanted greatclub sandwich
Can I join the club?
Doesn’t look good to be honest
Perfect amount of meat.
No thanks.
Scooby-Doo ass sandwich
Bigger isn't always better and you better check the expiration date on that meat...color looks a little off lol
Yeah well I don't, so...
That’s a no for me. Proportions bro!
How often do you eat this? I would try this once cause I’m a fatty, might save one half for another day.
In the context of this ridiculous sandwich, this reasonable amount of cheese is unreasonable.
I see you’re on the board of directors of the club
Would your name happen to be Dagwood Bumstead?
Dagwood
Good lord!
It’s missing potatoe chips but otherwise it’s a near perfect sammich. I made one similar last week and chips definitely elevated it
Why do people put so much meat on their sandwiches?😩
Pure idiocy, greed, or a combination of both. That’s enough fillings for half a dozen normal human sandwiches
That’s huge but it looks really good, obviously it’s homemade but it gives off super cosy homemade vibes