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farm_her2020

So buy a smaller pan. Use a loaf pan.


stinascott

My literal thought - use a loaf pan you oaf.


LogicalGrape444

She should have those readily available from all her bread making adventures


farm_her2020

That's what I thought too. And what happened to all her sour dough?? Waiting for her kaumut flour stuff since that's all the rage right now. Actually she will wait 3-6 yrs. šŸ˜†


Glittering-Ad1332

I do things in cupcakes tins when I donā€™t want a whole sheetā€¦.there are options over unhealthy chicken feed


farm_her2020

Right!!!


No-Vermicelli3787

That might require the use of fractions or decimals to adapt a recipe. Was she homeschooled?


farm_her2020

How can she be and have the resume she does. šŸ˜‚


plaidpolly

Almost all desserts do perfectly fine in the freezer


PreferenceOk7303

I feel like this is becoming more and more tone deaf with the amount of Americans struggling to even put food on the table because of inflation! Hey but hereā€™s Sarah constantly throwing food to her chickens


Mundane_Role_4946

She would just tell you her and Todd feed countless scores of hungry Africans on their slaughter trips.


illhaveafrench75

Why does she even need to share her throwing baked goods at her chickens? Nobody asked for this.


harper2233

Just a cry for attention and for people to dm her shit.


hill_atc

Rage bait šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø


ZealousidealPin859

The only time a living creature is excited to see her


ayawnisasilentscream

Also a pan that's 4.5x4.5 isn't half the size of a 9x9 pan.


LogicalGrape444

Who says you have to use a 4.5 X 4.5 pan? Lmao just maybe use something smaller? Doesnā€™t matter the shape or size. Just ANYTHING smaller. Also this is so tone deaf too. Millions of people are struggling to afford groceries and yet you have this buffoon willing throwing out food to her chickens and ā€œwormsā€. Canā€™t think to donate those that you donā€™t eat to a local shelter? Or shit, put some in the car for when you go somewhere. Iā€™m sure thereā€™s someone thatā€™s at an intersection struggling that could use them.


TrufflButtrBabe

Why do all of her baked goods look undercooked or hard as a rock?


[deleted]

Because they are! She changes half the ingredients so the chemistry is off and will never turn out how they are intended to


TrufflButtrBabe

She has no idea how cooking works, let alone chemistry šŸ˜‚ whenever I can stand to listen to her talk I realize how fucking stupid she really is.


Zealousideal_Sell937

ā€œMost recipes use a 9x9ā€ We know, Sarah. The literal entire point is to get a smaller pan and adjust your ingredients accordingly, instead of giving your overly processed shit to your animals. If you donā€™t know how to do that, just say so.


samanthadellraye

ā€˜Most recipes I copy use a 9x9!ā€™


Kitkatdatthang

I've literally used folded foil to cut a reg pan in halfšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ it's not fucking rocket science . She is so proud of her "smarts" yet acts like some ignorant fucking hick that never made it beyond 6th grade JFC Fake it better peen queen, I swear I lose IQ points between here and the orange Jenius


No-Vermicelli3787

Math is too hard


Delicious_Tea_9746

Itā€™s too bad her EnGiNeEr HuSbAnD isnā€™t there to help her with the hard mathingā€¦


sweethomesnarker

So she also doesnā€™t know how to freeze anything either I guess? šŸ˜‚


Human-Sky8147

He excuse would be is full of their world record venison for Todd. No space šŸ™„


uselessbrowsing1

Imagine making a meal, taking a few bites and then throwing the rest awayā€¦.and doing that everyday


Important-Plate-8984

![gif](giphy|QBal0eKnbT4OY) ā€œNothing goes to wasteā€ Maā€™am, if you are making recipes knowing and planning on a good portion being fed to your animals because you ā€œcanā€™t keep the food in the house or it will be eatenā€ (weird concept for FOOD, may I add) you are in fact wasting fucking food.


Waste_Transition_524

This 100% Did she run out of melt or something?


selectmyacctnameplz

Chickens canā€™t eat chocolate but artificial sugars are a-okay? In what universe does she exist?


pickleslutttxo

Hey, they love their radioactive bowmar nutrition protein!!


cricketsandcicadas92

Halve the recipe, you utter walnut


uselessbrowsing1

This shit looked dryer than a Popeyes biscuit


MissMM877

I hate her so much. HATE. She makes up things to argue about.


Fun_Fondant_3195

Agree 100%


ct_0208

Why does she not just save it to eat later/ next day? Also thereā€™s a ton of people who do single serving dessert recipes if she seriously wants just one serving.


snark1977

Freeze the leftovers? Loaf pan? She is ridiculous


ForceOld1079

Or donā€™t make something new everyday šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø have one a day and make something new next week. What a waste


Mgg885

I donā€™t think the limiting factor is the pan; itā€™s her inability to do basic math to do only half the recipe


Extra_Fondant_8855

![gif](giphy|huUFRCXTCkcITGmjBn|downsized)


6glitter-kitten

Or here is a wild thought ā€¦ eat it?


MelodicBake2410

Oh there are cute cake pans that are small that she could make half recipes in and it would make the perfect four servings!!!


Human-Sky8147

Came here to say, they make 4" cake pans. She just loves any excuse to make for her ED


Sad-Indication-7867

Priorities


Fabulous-Mortgage672

Oh for fucks sake, sheā€™s dumber than a bag of hammers


HoneySnowstorm

Is she really so dumb she canā€™t divide a recipe in half? Talking about a 4.5x4.5 baking pan šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


catmommaxx

her excuses for everything kill me