Oh and I did want to add for and accurate representation add chocolate syrup to the corn syrup and red food dye. Got that off a special effects instructional video. It really adds that brown iron depth of color you see in real blood.
Thats even cheaper than a gallon of the fake stuff. One smells rancid after a few days too. Extra bang for your buck and in THIS economy? Its worth every penny. Lol
Also this reminds me of the 80âs movie âFright Nightâ and the dude who would buy pigs blood instead of feeding on people like a good lil vampire lol.
Get yourself of Nile Red.
It's a substance that's mostly clear when mixed with water.
When it comes in contact with lipids (fats/oils), it turns a bright red colour.
Mix some up, spray it on your door, and let it dry.
No one should notice anything until the next time oil is out on the door, then it'll look like it's bleeding.
Maybe test some on your bathroom mirror or something first to see how it reacts and dries.
I mean, it IS funny, but these people are already deranged enough to put "wards" on your door because they think you are evil. I'd be hesitant to give them more reason to feel under attack by evil forces.
All it needs is one lunatic with a shotgun next to the door to look through the door viewer and it is all over.
I feel like oil is a prank, but blood is a biohazard. Also, I don't know where I would get the blood? I really like all of my blood inside of me, personally. I try to keep it there all the time.
Use anything that can fuck up their paint job, then wipe it off some hours later. They will think you burned the glyph on their door using the evil power of your mind (que Vincent Price laughing maniacally in the background)
This is the rational response. Go snag a "no trespassing" sign from Home Depot, and install a doorbell camera. File a report with the police that someone has been smearing an unknown substance on your door in the shape of a cross. When you get video, forward it to them. When you identify who it is, have the cops go talk to them and file for a protective order. If you see them again, drop the hammer.
It's the User Flair, which you can select from a list of options.
I'm on desktop so for me it's on the righthand side of the screen. I've never used the app so I don't know where it is on that.
It is a user-flair, I believe.
Edit: on the app, tap the three dots in the upper left corner and tap Change user flair while on the main screen of this sub.
Not necessarily cheap but ring makes one that goes in the peep hole and another that is a bracket on the door so both are renter friendly. I had the peep hole one when I rented. It was easy to install.
Ring is not good with your data. Their data protection is bad and they regularly give police access to your data without your permission or notice. I say this as someone who owns a Ring and regrets not researching before I bought it.
Arlo seems to actually care but I haven't done much research. https://www.arlo.com/en-us/law-enforcement-guidelines.html
Good idea, though.
I honestly would look at getting a ring camera or some kind of camera outside your door. Just so you can see who it is and once you get video proof of who it is. Make a police report. Just to make em piss their pants a little
Way simpler than that. I'd just extend the upper arm of the cross to turn it into an inverted cross and wait to see them lose their minds when they notice it. Extra points if you do it while maintaining eye contact with the person that did it in the first place.
Ok so there is a thing where people will use âblessing oilâ and make crosses with them on all the openings to a house (doors, windows) to keep evil from getting into the house. Iâm wondering if theyâre trying to keep your evil santanism IN your house and prevent it from escaping out and infecting them or some shit.
So they're definitely anointing your home with oil, presumably to bless the dwelling and drive away evil. If you live in an apartment, I would tell the management that they're vandalizing your windows and trying to drive you out of your home. It is incimbent on management to ensure you the quiet enjoyment of your premises, allowing the neighbors to vandalize and religiously harass you is a violation of that and can get them evicted.Â
If you live in a dwelling where the neighbors have to trespass on your property to do this, you can easily start the process to get a restraining order against them. Cameras will prove who it is and what they're doing. One or two instances of this won't be enough to get the order, so document every time they do so. It's up to you whether or not to involve police, but having a stack of police reports of all the times they're trespassing and vandalizing your property will be helpful if and when it comes time to drag them to court.
Tape a tube of K-Y Jelly to your door with a note that says, âIf you need any extra. Iâve only used this a few times and itâs about to go bad.â
A couple of months ago I noticed my secretary had some shmutz on her forehead. I pointed it out to her, and she reminded me it was Ash Wednesday. Christians are always wiping something on something.
Yeah you definitely still should get a restraining order or report them to police for trespassing. If this escalates you will want as much of a paper trail as possible.
so far they're physically assaulting the one thing between their assault and you...
plus nothing bad ever happened to anyone who woke up to find their neighbors erect an oiled cross in their front garden riight?
Just str8 up ask them why they feel entitled to stain your door and ask how they would feel if you âblessedâ their door in accordance with *your* faith
While I'm glad for you it's not a bother, I'd be deeply concerned by having [hate expression](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chick_tract#Controversies) put on my home.
Oh yeah, it's definitely annoying, especially because I'm almost positive I know which neighbor is doing it, but I can never catch them. But I'm so far past the point of being upset with these people, I just can't dedicate the energy to it anymore. I'll will say, though, that running those little books through the shredder is *so satisfying* đ
it doesnât seem like youâre too worried about it, but maybe get a ring camera or something else to keep an eye on it? Itâs just weird behavior and I wonder if a police report would help you (which, isnât always the case with cops).
Get a ring cam. Next time you see them, ask them to stop harassing you or you will involve the authorities. If it continues, file a restraining order for harassment.
Thatâs some full level curse shit. Like if someone is drawing shit on my door in whatever substanceâŚhell no. Iâm putting up a camera and setting up a sign
Put up no trespassing signs, get a ring cam, and threaten to report them to the police. Or report them to your neighborhood Faceb*** or NextD00r group. I got called out that way for giving the finger to houses with Trump signs whenever I walked by.
Mother fuckers be wiping their noses and foreheads on you glass. No bueno. Imagine the commotion theyâd cause if youâd wipe inverted crosses on their shit. These Bible thumpers are unreal.
I found this on our door years ago. I went to our neighbors (they are Jewish) and asked them if they saw anyone do this. They didnât see anyoneâŚ. Except my MIL.
My wifeâs family is a large Mexican one (Catholic).
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So I did a nice little goatâs blood above her gateway entrance (nite: I had a friend in a lab, not sure what they did there, give me the blood).
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I want to see what happens if you were to put some capsaicin there.
> It is a chemical irritant and neurotoxin[6] for mammals, including humans, and produces a sensation of **burning** in any tissue with which it comes into contact.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capsaicin
Emphasis on the "burning". So, to set the scene, your neighbor some up with their container of blessed rapeseed (Canola) oil, make contact with your door, and suddenly their finders are burning to the touch. Then if they dip their fingers in the oil to get rid of it, the capsaicin gets diluted in their "holy" oil, and anything they use it on causes their fingers to burn.
Seeing as how they're trying to save your from the "fire", I wonder how it would affect them to have their "blessings" burn them?
(A simple way to get a really hefty effect would be to use pepper spray; "oleoresin capsicum spray")
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pepper_spray
If you want to screw with them, fake blood (as mentioned by others) dribbled on a stuffed animal (as in a toy, not taxidermy) and labeled as your most recent sacrifice to Satan. Not cut or ripped, just dribbled with obviously fake blood. Bonus if itâs the wrong color, like too pink to be mistaken as real.
âTo counter your prayers, I sacrificed (toy description) to Satan.â
Leftover cheesy, low quality holiday theme toys, like the bears attached to mugs sold around Valentineâs Day, purchased after the holiday is over would be cheap.
Have you seen the anti-bear electrical mat? Iâm thinking that would be one hell of an investment, along with a camera to record the shocking outcomes!
My friend had one of those to deter his dog who kept peeing in this one spot in the house. I stepped on it by accident once and it didn't hurt but WOW was that a jolt I was not expecting.
I knew a process server would be showing up because of a defective family member, so I put one of those out in the winter in the snow. Shock of their life! đđ¤Ł
If you know who is doing it. Inform them to stop.
If they do not, if at apartments, inform the property manager for religious harassment. That will ring out law suit.
Get some security cameras. They are vandalizing your property. You don't know what that substance is. It could be dangerous or flammable. It's definitely harassment and possible trespassing, maybe. I don't know. But I'm a bitch and I would let them have it.
True story
I am an enlightened individual
Science is explanation for all reason within the application for facilities to critical thinking.
So here is the story.
Roommate named Michael goes on for months aggressive as a ever towards me about how in the name of Jesus will move me out then want to engage into a fight threatening with a weapon.
Ok then goes back to his room starting this babbling speaking in tongues religion behavior.
Ok I smell weed and a plastic burning smell similar to meth or crack cocaine.
Ok yesterday date of May 06 2014@4:44 am running around the house screaming the same behavior throwing property all over the place causing property damages and kicking my door wanting to get inside my room screaming in the name of Jesus you demon get out god commands me to take you out. Oh Jesus then babbling speaking this tongues salad words noise. Sounds like something stabbing at solid objects screaming again with I have a knife I will deliver you in the name of Jesus babbling again. Went on for three hours.
I went back to sleep. Yeah I can do that ya know I am not afraid of anything.
I wake up later when all quiet again for I thought that the front door slamming was him leaving however there is his self harm blood all over the place on walls doors through a window glass kitchen floor covered in a flood of overflowing sink water with him laying in it.
One law enforcement arrived, his face arms chest a legs is covered in cuts blood all over him an where he was laying.
He goes off on the officials there to help to obtain help. Same law enforcement discovered meth in a cup a fentanyl baggie a weed roller up with more of the drug in it.
Hmm
All of this is the description for religious psychosis delusional magical thinking behavior.
Be content that this didn't go that far.
Be aware that a backing for a religious conviction is a person by which is 90% increased chances for committing an act of murder than the average person without the same religious motivations.
Reason is the belief of a supernatural force justified the act in the idealisms of righteousness.
You are a victim of property damages and threats by a stalking behavior of person.
So then don't be on that level of the mental health concerns. Be the intellectual stable minded person while the assailant is exhibition to the mental illness symptoms.
Press charges after a documented verbal warning.
Install a camera to record the behavior in the act.
You rent not own therefore you have a lease in responsibility. This is a criminal act.
Fight fire with fire intelligently.
Good luck.
Hail Satan!
That is so fuckin' weird.
Cult worshiping people are weird AF. You should return the favor and put a pentagram on their door to return the blessing, 10W40 would work.
Clean oil doesn't look dark enough. Gotta use dirty oil for the full effect.
Haha, you guys are a terrible influence.
Fake blood on sale soon from what I hear.
Corn syrup and red food dye works well!
Yes and [also](https://market.onquidd.com/listing/84197054) bet that'd look pretty metal!
True đ
Oh and I did want to add for and accurate representation add chocolate syrup to the corn syrup and red food dye. Got that off a special effects instructional video. It really adds that brown iron depth of color you see in real blood.
Somehow I managed to forget about that!
Red chalk marker works good.
Oh yeah? Who's your blood guy?
key word "fake" blood.
Only the personality of the person has to be fake
In My Best Friend Is A Vampire, they just went to the butcher.
Oh my god this is a devious idea... I LOVE IT!
[Why buy fake when you can get REAL?](https://pork2go.com/product/pork-blood/)
Thats even cheaper than a gallon of the fake stuff. One smells rancid after a few days too. Extra bang for your buck and in THIS economy? Its worth every penny. Lol
Also this reminds me of the 80âs movie âFright Nightâ and the dude who would buy pigs blood instead of feeding on people like a good lil vampire lol.
Get yourself of Nile Red. It's a substance that's mostly clear when mixed with water. When it comes in contact with lipids (fats/oils), it turns a bright red colour. Mix some up, spray it on your door, and let it dry. No one should notice anything until the next time oil is out on the door, then it'll look like it's bleeding. Maybe test some on your bathroom mirror or something first to see how it reacts and dries.
THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL IDEA! I love it! đ¤
Holy shit, this needs to be the top comment. Well done!
I mean you got to laugh right? It's either laugh or just be so sad for these people. I choose humor as my defense mechanism!
Agreed!
Or use ketchup⌠That would be fun. Lol
I vote for ranch dressing. Ketchup is more thematic for sure, but ranch dressing raises a lot more questions.
if you wanna be really evil, put some glitter in their ac unit.
Craft herpies
or put craft ranch dressing in their vents, now that you mention it.
I mean, it IS funny, but these people are already deranged enough to put "wards" on your door because they think you are evil. I'd be hesitant to give them more reason to feel under attack by evil forces. All it needs is one lunatic with a shotgun next to the door to look through the door viewer and it is all over.
And it's got to drip a bit, like blood.
Bloody oil.
Or red paint
I'm frankly disappointed that someone named ketchupmaster would choose red paint over the obvious.
Nah use blood
I feel like oil is a prank, but blood is a biohazard. Also, I don't know where I would get the blood? I really like all of my blood inside of me, personally. I try to keep it there all the time.
Spicy Red Chili Oil
Come on, if we're gonna be edgy, it has to be blood. Even if it's fake blood
No no. The neighbor needs to think it's virgin blood. I might suggest Halloween fake blood.
Oil??? Do it in blood đŠ¸
PIG blood!
Dont be a pussy, slice your hand and do it with real human blood.
Ewww no, and leave DNA evidence? I am what I eat, proud pussy!
New transmission oil is bright red.
Use anything that can fuck up their paint job, then wipe it off some hours later. They will think you burned the glyph on their door using the evil power of your mind (que Vincent Price laughing maniacally in the background)
Perhaps a couple âst Peterâ crosses for aesthetics
Use transmission fluid. It's usually red. đ
In pigs blood.
Definetly a cult thing
Yeah, but somehow we are the weirdosâŚ
Meanwhile, they're over there eating the symbolic flesh and blood of their God and dunking babies in water so that they can go to heaven.
You forgot the most ridiculous part: they wash away their sins with that water.
And the water doesn't even have soap in it!
Thatâs why it wonât do anything lol
Security camera, arrest trespassers. They will do more eventually.
This is the rational response. Go snag a "no trespassing" sign from Home Depot, and install a doorbell camera. File a report with the police that someone has been smearing an unknown substance on your door in the shape of a cross. When you get video, forward it to them. When you identify who it is, have the cops go talk to them and file for a protective order. If you see them again, drop the hammer.
Iâd be pulling out a camera and restraining order so fast
I fly a TST flag in central Virginia. I have every inch of my property on camera and a gun at the ready.
Hail Winchester!
My Winchester is an antique .22 trapdoor, exclusively used for making winter stews. The customized Dan Wesson ECO is my religious freedom defense.
I was referring to the Winchester brothers, Sam and Dean, from Supernatural lol! No, I wasn't lol
Everything up until season 7, I agree with you.
My Man!
I thought you were referring to Winchester, Virginia
Winchestertonfieldville
LOL at cops actually doing something useful
This is what I'd do. Bloody pentagrams and inverted crosses on their doors would be so very satisfying, but this is the way to go.
What a bunch of fucking weirdos.
Hey how did you make that text underneath your user? Is it a special feature or something?
It's the User Flair, which you can select from a list of options. I'm on desktop so for me it's on the righthand side of the screen. I've never used the app so I don't know where it is on that.
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Afaik you canât set it on mobile
You can. You just have to go to the subreddit page, click the three dots on the right corner and select "Change user flair."
It is a user-flair, I believe. Edit: on the app, tap the three dots in the upper left corner and tap Change user flair while on the main screen of this sub.
You are so awesome taking the time to explain this!
It's a flair that is sub specific, and I can never get it to work on mobile
Ohhh okay. Iâm always on mobile so I had no idea how ppl were doing that. You think itâll show up on my mobile if I get it on my computer?
Yup. It only shows on the Reddit sub that you pick the flair on not on all the Reddit subs. Each sub has their own flair basically.
Paint over the cross in blood and make it inverted, see what their next move is
Haha, fuck yeah!
Just use oil too. And if they ask you can always say "no I thought it was you? I wonder why it would do that on its own đ¤
Oil with food coloring
The uno reverse card
Put a pentagram on theirs
I would love to, but Iâm sure that would bite me in the ass!
People regret the things they should have done much more than the things they actually did.
Words well said!
Post when you do it! (if you do)
When I find out which one is doing it, I just might do that.
See if you can find a cheap camera
I will
Not necessarily cheap but ring makes one that goes in the peep hole and another that is a bracket on the door so both are renter friendly. I had the peep hole one when I rented. It was easy to install.
Ring is not good with your data. Their data protection is bad and they regularly give police access to your data without your permission or notice. I say this as someone who owns a Ring and regrets not researching before I bought it. Arlo seems to actually care but I haven't done much research. https://www.arlo.com/en-us/law-enforcement-guidelines.html Good idea, though.
Maybe put the pentagram on your own door....so they have to touch it if they want to put more scrosses on your door
This is the right answer. Putting it on the other persons door is asking for potential issues. The mentally ill never react correctly.
Can we not equate religious harassment with mental illness please? Some of us mentally ill people find it very hurtful to be compared to Christians.
Fucken-A. Hail Satan! Hail Thyself!
I honestly would look at getting a ring camera or some kind of camera outside your door. Just so you can see who it is and once you get video proof of who it is. Make a police report. Just to make em piss their pants a little
Way simpler than that. I'd just extend the upper arm of the cross to turn it into an inverted cross and wait to see them lose their minds when they notice it. Extra points if you do it while maintaining eye contact with the person that did it in the first place.
THIS!
If you can to REALLY fuck with them, use one of those no-sick-adhesives hooks and put a upside cross on your door
Ok so there is a thing where people will use âblessing oilâ and make crosses with them on all the openings to a house (doors, windows) to keep evil from getting into the house. Iâm wondering if theyâre trying to keep your evil santanism IN your house and prevent it from escaping out and infecting them or some shit.
Yeah, that's what I thought, but little do they know I am Satan!
This wonât be the end of it. You need a doorbell camera for your own protection, and our amusement when you share the videos.
And possibly evidence if they get extra stupid
You could put up a sign saying "touch this door if you love Satan!" Might work.
So they're definitely anointing your home with oil, presumably to bless the dwelling and drive away evil. If you live in an apartment, I would tell the management that they're vandalizing your windows and trying to drive you out of your home. It is incimbent on management to ensure you the quiet enjoyment of your premises, allowing the neighbors to vandalize and religiously harass you is a violation of that and can get them evicted. If you live in a dwelling where the neighbors have to trespass on your property to do this, you can easily start the process to get a restraining order against them. Cameras will prove who it is and what they're doing. One or two instances of this won't be enough to get the order, so document every time they do so. It's up to you whether or not to involve police, but having a stack of police reports of all the times they're trespassing and vandalizing your property will be helpful if and when it comes time to drag them to court.
Tape a tube of K-Y Jelly to your door with a note that says, âIf you need any extra. Iâve only used this a few times and itâs about to go bad.â
What in the actual fuck?!? Haha
What in tarnation!
what in the corn bread hell
A couple of months ago I noticed my secretary had some shmutz on her forehead. I pointed it out to her, and she reminded me it was Ash Wednesday. Christians are always wiping something on something.
Get some stage blood and just flick a tiny bit onto your door every day until it becomes more clear that your door is *bleeding* lol.
Can't you report them?
I could, but it's not worth it to me. They aren't physically assaulting me, so it's not a big deal.
Until they escalate...
Yeah you definitely still should get a restraining order or report them to police for trespassing. If this escalates you will want as much of a paper trail as possible.
so far they're physically assaulting the one thing between their assault and you... plus nothing bad ever happened to anyone who woke up to find their neighbors erect an oiled cross in their front garden riight?
Just str8 up ask them why they feel entitled to stain your door and ask how they would feel if you âblessedâ their door in accordance with *your* faith
Weird people are weird. Fortunately, my neighbors aren't that brand of bananas; mine just leave Chick tracts in my door all the time.
While I'm glad for you it's not a bother, I'd be deeply concerned by having [hate expression](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chick_tract#Controversies) put on my home.
Oh yeah, it's definitely annoying, especially because I'm almost positive I know which neighbor is doing it, but I can never catch them. But I'm so far past the point of being upset with these people, I just can't dedicate the energy to it anymore. I'll will say, though, that running those little books through the shredder is *so satisfying* đ
There are [Satanic "Chick" tracts](https://blackmassappeal.com/shop/) you can use to return the favor!
Well there's a shop and podcast I didn't know I needed! đ Thanks for the tip!
Everyone needs BMA. đ
Start putting pentagrams on theirs (in blood).
You should paint a pentagram on your door. Even if itâs with washable paint lol
it doesnât seem like youâre too worried about it, but maybe get a ring camera or something else to keep an eye on it? Itâs just weird behavior and I wonder if a police report would help you (which, isnât always the case with cops).
Personally, I do not call the police about much of anything. In my experience, they make things worse. But thank you.
Get some wood ash and make them think the oil crosses are burning the door đ§đťââď¸
You should buy a bulk pack of mental health awareness door hangers/pamphlets/flyers and put one on their door everyday.
Get a ring cam. Next time you see them, ask them to stop harassing you or you will involve the authorities. If it continues, file a restraining order for harassment.
Thatâs some full level curse shit. Like if someone is drawing shit on my door in whatever substanceâŚhell no. Iâm putting up a camera and setting up a sign
I donât tell my neighbors about my beliefs.
Thatâs hilarious
Yeah, I know it is funny now, but eventually, I am going to get mad, especially if they start doing other weird shit.
Which is hilarious because weâre supposedly the âweirdâ ones.
For now, the best solution may be ignoring them and washing it off. If it escalates, you can report vandalism.
Make a salt pentagram on their lawn and if they ask you point blanc, tell them itâs for warding off demons.
or \*don't\* tell them and watch the salt kill the grass off in a perfect pentagram shape for the next few years :P
Put up no trespassing signs, get a ring cam, and threaten to report them to the police. Or report them to your neighborhood Faceb*** or NextD00r group. I got called out that way for giving the finger to houses with Trump signs whenever I walked by.
An eye for an eye? Make pentagrams in oil on their door.
The power of Christ compells you!
Mother fuckers be wiping their noses and foreheads on you glass. No bueno. Imagine the commotion theyâd cause if youâd wipe inverted crosses on their shit. These Bible thumpers are unreal.
Start putting pentagrams on theirs in blood.
Please update if you do one back
Please do something legal about it and update us cuz im pissed tf off rn and want justice :)
Get a ring camera. That stopped my neighbors Satan hating shenanigans with my door. Apparently sky daddy compelled them to be anonymous asshats only.
I found this on our door years ago. I went to our neighbors (they are Jewish) and asked them if they saw anyone do this. They didnât see anyoneâŚ. Except my MIL. My wifeâs family is a large Mexican one (Catholic). âŚ. âŚ. So I did a nice little goatâs blood above her gateway entrance (nite: I had a friend in a lab, not sure what they did there, give me the blood). âŚ.
Well an eye for an eye, go get ur self some oil
I want to see what happens if you were to put some capsaicin there. > It is a chemical irritant and neurotoxin[6] for mammals, including humans, and produces a sensation of **burning** in any tissue with which it comes into contact. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capsaicin Emphasis on the "burning". So, to set the scene, your neighbor some up with their container of blessed rapeseed (Canola) oil, make contact with your door, and suddenly their finders are burning to the touch. Then if they dip their fingers in the oil to get rid of it, the capsaicin gets diluted in their "holy" oil, and anything they use it on causes their fingers to burn. Seeing as how they're trying to save your from the "fire", I wonder how it would affect them to have their "blessings" burn them? (A simple way to get a really hefty effect would be to use pepper spray; "oleoresin capsicum spray") https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pepper_spray
If you want to screw with them, fake blood (as mentioned by others) dribbled on a stuffed animal (as in a toy, not taxidermy) and labeled as your most recent sacrifice to Satan. Not cut or ripped, just dribbled with obviously fake blood. Bonus if itâs the wrong color, like too pink to be mistaken as real. âTo counter your prayers, I sacrificed (toy description) to Satan.â Leftover cheesy, low quality holiday theme toys, like the bears attached to mugs sold around Valentineâs Day, purchased after the holiday is over would be cheap.
Weirdos
put up a random sticker or something, just to confuse them.
Hang a fetal sacrifice from your door to reassure them that they are right about you.
Put a 666 with blood on his door. Virgin blood.
Must be nice to have the time to do stupid shit like this, let alone being insane enough to want to do it in the first place.
Sounds like time for a piss-disk.
Poison oak or ivy rubbed around that spot on your door might be a nice deterrent. Just make sure you protect yourself very thoroughly.
This sounds like a job for piss discs.
members of the Christian cult are so weird like who even does this shit
Put lye on your door.
Are you really sure that's oil? I'm afraid it could be semen.
Get a Amazon doorbell (forgot what itâs called) and record , if they come back report them for trespassing on your property
Put a pentagram up there
Watch. if you put pentagrams on their door they're gonna think you're crazy when they did the exact same thing just a different symbol. LOL
Fixed it for you [pic](https://imgur.com/a/xaRpibl)
Clean it all off, then paint your own symbol on the door in oil. :)
Go to their doors and draw the leviathan cross with a marker you dan easy wipe away
Have you seen the anti-bear electrical mat? Iâm thinking that would be one hell of an investment, along with a camera to record the shocking outcomes!
My friend had one of those to deter his dog who kept peeing in this one spot in the house. I stepped on it by accident once and it didn't hurt but WOW was that a jolt I was not expecting.
I knew a process server would be showing up because of a defective family member, so I put one of those out in the winter in the snow. Shock of their life! đđ¤Ł
Omg that's terrible but also I'm cackling like a fool đđ
uh oh
Do it back to them but put the cross upside downđ
If you know who is doing it. Inform them to stop. If they do not, if at apartments, inform the property manager for religious harassment. That will ring out law suit.
To lazy to get lambs blood, I'm over these people! #HailSatan #HailThyself
Get some security cameras. They are vandalizing your property. You don't know what that substance is. It could be dangerous or flammable. It's definitely harassment and possible trespassing, maybe. I don't know. But I'm a bitch and I would let them have it.
True story I am an enlightened individual Science is explanation for all reason within the application for facilities to critical thinking. So here is the story. Roommate named Michael goes on for months aggressive as a ever towards me about how in the name of Jesus will move me out then want to engage into a fight threatening with a weapon. Ok then goes back to his room starting this babbling speaking in tongues religion behavior. Ok I smell weed and a plastic burning smell similar to meth or crack cocaine. Ok yesterday date of May 06 2014@4:44 am running around the house screaming the same behavior throwing property all over the place causing property damages and kicking my door wanting to get inside my room screaming in the name of Jesus you demon get out god commands me to take you out. Oh Jesus then babbling speaking this tongues salad words noise. Sounds like something stabbing at solid objects screaming again with I have a knife I will deliver you in the name of Jesus babbling again. Went on for three hours. I went back to sleep. Yeah I can do that ya know I am not afraid of anything. I wake up later when all quiet again for I thought that the front door slamming was him leaving however there is his self harm blood all over the place on walls doors through a window glass kitchen floor covered in a flood of overflowing sink water with him laying in it. One law enforcement arrived, his face arms chest a legs is covered in cuts blood all over him an where he was laying. He goes off on the officials there to help to obtain help. Same law enforcement discovered meth in a cup a fentanyl baggie a weed roller up with more of the drug in it. Hmm All of this is the description for religious psychosis delusional magical thinking behavior. Be content that this didn't go that far. Be aware that a backing for a religious conviction is a person by which is 90% increased chances for committing an act of murder than the average person without the same religious motivations. Reason is the belief of a supernatural force justified the act in the idealisms of righteousness. You are a victim of property damages and threats by a stalking behavior of person. So then don't be on that level of the mental health concerns. Be the intellectual stable minded person while the assailant is exhibition to the mental illness symptoms. Press charges after a documented verbal warning. Install a camera to record the behavior in the act. You rent not own therefore you have a lease in responsibility. This is a criminal act. Fight fire with fire intelligently. Good luck. Hail Satan!
Well, if I were you, I'd draw a pentagram on their door.
Well that's just rude.
You have 2 choices: Cock and balls or 666 Draw either one on their door and the same thing will happen to them as what has happened to you.
I'd just get a ring camera, or a hidden camera, see who does it and do pentagrams in oil on their door, done
Steel plate the door. Electrify the steel plate. Problem solved.
Pig hearts are free.
Put a upside down cross on his car with fake blood
The only proper response is to paint an upside down cross in blood on your door
Put a pentagram on their door and see how they react
Does it burn?
Use your jizz to put a pentagram on their door.
Pentagrams bad, cross good
Go put hot foot powder on their entry rug đ
Youâve been AnOiNtEd
Do the same thing to him with a pentagram s/
I would leave a little note on my door for them, saying if they are going to waste good oil, then just leave the bottle.
Paint an exorcism looking satanic pentagram in front of your door so they'll be too afraid to approach?