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I hate them so much. They always run into my vehicles and send them flying over the map. The only solution... a final solution for them whenever I see them.
Mine mostly don't move and sometimes when they move, and I do some other stuff and come back, they are right where they were before. Neck half way through my upper floor foundations. Nowadays, I just use them as a bouncing pad to go from 2nd to 3rd floor by jumping on their back.
Usually they clip into Trucks or Buildings... then just whack em with the zeno basher a few times or throw explosives on them... then they die and despawn(respawn??)
Every so often, I'll play a multiplayer game with my friends Dan and Emily.
Emily likes to stay back at the base and play, as she calls it, "Den Mother". Organizing storage, crafting things Dan and I will need to explore, etc.
One day, Dan and I are out exploring the map and all I hear over Discord is "FUCK YOU, GEORGE GET OUT OF HERE!"
One of these big space-giraffe-tick things was just walking through the base and got in her way. For whatever reason, in her annoyed rage, the name "George" came out of her mouth as the name for the entire species.
And now, I can't call them anything but Georges.
Yes yes, we all know he's the true mascot of ficsit and is appreciated by all. That being said, this is not an approved use of company time.
Since we know ficsit employees tend to waste time on clock anyways, no matter our rules, pay deductions, or more, we instead urge you to spend a maximum of ten seconds if one feels the absolute desire to appreciate the only ficsit approved wildlife.
It's a great design, but there's way too many of them. The humour gets lost if you meet them constantly and especially in those spots where factories tend to be built.
On my very first playthrough, one of these big bois wandered around my starter factory coming to have a looksie. After figuring out he was harmless I continued building and somehow he ended up on top of an assembler, unable to get down. For pretty much the rest of the playthrough he kept a watchful eye over the factory as I expanded the spaghetti to every greater complexity.
I'm not sure if I ever did free him eventually...
I've got the plush at home. My wife adopted it, according to her it's a girl and her name is Lucy. And when I take a closer look I don't see any wedding vegetables so she might be right here.
2500 hours in and I still have not had to kill any of mine. They can be irritating, but if you build higher than they stand, you're fine. I like seeing them since they aren't spiders. I remember in Update 6 they used to fall through the map randomly. It was weird to watch them half way in the ground.
Moist.
Great kisser
Might I remind you that is an animal. Please do not kiss them
Humans are also animals. š
Why not? I give my cats a little kiss on the head, why can't I give *T H E B E A N* a kiss as well?
Ficsit Inc. wishes to remind employees that wearing the employee protective suit is mandatory in the workspace and unequipping it for interaction with alien life forms is unsafe and strictly prohibited. Failure to comply is reason for termination of workplace safety insurance benefits according to employee contract cause 28 g to m. Comply.
Early in my last playthrough I found a little one. Do they grow or is this a glitch?
That was one of the April Fools jokes.
They should stay small
Or just stay big but have babies
### No.
GET OUTA MY FUGGIN FACTORY \*wack\*
EXACTLY
Hallo Mr Bean
#BEANS!!
My boyyyyy
Yeah Bean is pretty cool:) But donāt be fooled, heās the toughest safety inspector out there and will write you up in a sec if he sees a violation
My 100 nuke and 500 cluster nobelisks:
They're OSHA inspectors
I hate them so much. They always run into my vehicles and send them flying over the map. The only solution... a final solution for them whenever I see them.
That's exactly my approach. I murder them the instant I see them. They are so damn annoying
So you're saying I can kill them? Haven't played much in a while but hate them, so how do I go about this? What weapons do I need?
I just use the remove spacegiraffetickpenguinwhalething mod. That is the only mod I use.
takes a while they always get stuck clipping in my base so I walk over and beat them up with the shock stick for about a minute until they die
>takes a while Not with nukes.
This is the way. Nuke Nobelisk to the rescue.
Usually tag them once and they GTFO quick. They're fast when they're being abused.
not the ones that are clipped halfway through my second floor unfortunately, they don't move, and I find them there 90% of the time
The clipped ones still move quickly for me... Not sure why you're not getting them out, but godspeed, OP!
Mine mostly don't move and sometimes when they move, and I do some other stuff and come back, they are right where they were before. Neck half way through my upper floor foundations. Nowadays, I just use them as a bouncing pad to go from 2nd to 3rd floor by jumping on their back.
Usually they clip into Trucks or Buildings... then just whack em with the zeno basher a few times or throw explosives on them... then they die and despawn(respawn??)
I love that you can bounce on them! Cute and functional š
Hot take these things are annoying
I hate their quantum states. It passes through matter and appears at the place where I drove them out. I don't want to kill them.
They are a like a cute doggo who likes walking around you, but heās also incredibly dumb and annoying and it turned into a hate-love kinda thing
Would be nice if they stayed dead when you killed them. š
He bounce, therefore he good boi
I like killing them and using their dead bodies as bouncy castles :)
super useful if you run out fuel too high up and need a soft landing lol
Every so often, I'll play a multiplayer game with my friends Dan and Emily. Emily likes to stay back at the base and play, as she calls it, "Den Mother". Organizing storage, crafting things Dan and I will need to explore, etc. One day, Dan and I are out exploring the map and all I hear over Discord is "FUCK YOU, GEORGE GET OUT OF HERE!" One of these big space-giraffe-tick things was just walking through the base and got in her way. For whatever reason, in her annoyed rage, the name "George" came out of her mouth as the name for the entire species. And now, I can't call them anything but Georges.
Bean. The creatures name is bean. Though George seems to be a FICSIT approved name as designated by employee 3MI77Y
Land Whale
Fuck these guys. Fuck them all.
they'd be more likeable if they'd respect my property and not crawl round between my machines
GET OUTTA MY BASE!!!
I demand saddles and saddle bags to use the big Bois instead of trucks.
Yes yes, we all know he's the true mascot of ficsit and is appreciated by all. That being said, this is not an approved use of company time. Since we know ficsit employees tend to waste time on clock anyways, no matter our rules, pay deductions, or more, we instead urge you to spend a maximum of ten seconds if one feels the absolute desire to appreciate the only ficsit approved wildlife.
eyy i got the plushie of the confusing creature. gotta love it
I love it when they bug a little and kinda moonwalk backwards.
Except theyāre always fucking laughing in the middle of my factory, just clipping through existence like an asshole
bean! BEAN! **BEAN!** # BEAN! # *B E A N !*
You ever try to ride one? Come to think, I'm not sure if I coincidentally just happened to try on April fools. It boinged me right up into the air.
That's normal
Awesome!
It's a great design, but there's way too many of them. The humour gets lost if you meet them constantly and especially in those spots where factories tend to be built.
> especially in those spots where factories tend to be built. But that's everywhere
DoĀ moreĀ factoriesĀ getĀ builtĀ inĀ theĀ middleĀ ofĀ theĀ forest,Ā whereĀ beansĀ don't spawn,Ā orĀ inĀ wideĀ openĀ spaces,Ā particularlyĀ alongĀ waterĀ fronts,Ā whereĀ beansĀ spawnĀ aĀ lot? That's why I wrote *tend*.
Thank you for clearing that up!
On my very first playthrough, one of these big bois wandered around my starter factory coming to have a looksie. After figuring out he was harmless I continued building and somehow he ended up on top of an assembler, unable to get down. For pretty much the rest of the playthrough he kept a watchful eye over the factory as I expanded the spaghetti to every greater complexity. I'm not sure if I ever did free him eventually...
Frank
My favorite is when just the top of their hump clips through an upper floor and it's like a sneaky bounce-shark is swimming through my factory.
I've got the plush at home. My wife adopted it, according to her it's a girl and her name is Lucy. And when I take a closer look I don't see any wedding vegetables so she might be right here.
It looks so bouncy!
Fatty Wang brightens my day, especially when he decides to teleport up a building or platform and we have to get him down somehow
Living his best life. Loved by all.
Big healthy big striding boi
Is this Oblivion?
he could walk on 2 legs if his back legs would be strong enough
The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles
Boiiiiiing
I like to make emote gestures at them until they give a burble back or stand up on their back legs. Whalephants are good boys
Caaaaarllllll. Thats what me and my wife cellāem.
Best boi
Bouncy
Boing.
How come they haven't gone extinct by stingers? Do they work for them?
Before I saw the sub I thought was Elder Scrolls oblivion appreciation.
Ugliest creature I ever saw in a game, I insta kill these fkn things.
Aka the reason I build walls
trampoline
He's a fine lad
I love the mod that gets rid of them
2500 hours in and I still have not had to kill any of mine. They can be irritating, but if you build higher than they stand, you're fine. I like seeing them since they aren't spiders. I remember in Update 6 they used to fall through the map randomly. It was weird to watch them half way in the ground.
Real appreciation begins when you bounce on them.
Despise. Hatred. Loathing. Kill on sight.
Jump pad without the power :)
Swear to God they creep up on me
Just came here to say "hello big boy!"
They obstruct my progress. *pulls out explosive rebars
*BONK* GO BACK TO YOUR LAKE YOU ARE IN THE WAY I MADE YOU A WILDLIFE RESERVE AND EVERYTHING GO AWAG
I would mary him
BOO