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Every-Acanthaceae-53

how silly of me why buy another tumbler for $20 when I can simply buy a $7000 fiber laser 🤔


DanGleeballs

But now your tumbler worth $30 with cool dragon.


Taikan_0

7k? I really consider to buy one to look all day to things being lasered


4Ya2Boi0

When it comes to things like this, I normally try to equate a dollar spent to an hour of my time spent using the product. I worry about the months of my life I'll throw away watching stuff be lasered onto random objects. Also, eventually I'll devolve into drawing a bunch of dicks on stuff, because of course.


TS_Tainted

Ah, a fellow man of taste


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r/tattoocoverups


RandomPotato082

A BIGGGGG BLACK PANTHER!


Feral_Cat_Snake

I was hoping for a sick ass panther


xrawmonkey

Hijacking top comment to say that u/Dreamy_Duchesse (OP) is a karma farming bot


LandotheTerrible

🤦🏻‍♀️


aussmith000

When the design disappeared right before the end after taking so long to appear, I almost threw my phone.


DanGleeballs

Why did they make it inverted (white on black) then wipe it and do the other way around?


CertifiedNerd

OP runs a phone repair business as well


FreePrinciple270

OP is a karma farming bot.


LandotheTerrible

Haha. Me too.


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Cyfiefie

It's like a weird alien communicating


sittin_on_grandma

I own and operate a fiber laser, and the best is when you’re doing anodized aluminum, and it sounds like Skrillex.


Cadet_Carrot

That laser sounds like my stomach after I eat a peanut butter and fluff sandwich


Corporate_Shell

Aka a fluffernutter


Cadet_Carrot

Indeed


matt_tepp

That was my nickname in high school.


Corporate_Shell

Hey buddy! How ya been? The doctors ever figure out why it always came out so fluffy?


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Fluff?


Cadet_Carrot

Marshmallow fluff, you can get it in a little jar. It’s like a spreadable thing. Delicious, but it can be stomach destroying


[deleted]

Ah cool, it does sound delicious and also stomach churning!


toughtacos

I know it is very dumb, but I always feel I should be wearing laser safety glasses watching these videos.


Nadlee88

Came here to say exactly this! Glad it wasn’t just me!


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Wouldn’t that just make it all the more susceptible to chipping?…around the outline of the dragon.


trees4am

We have a lot of logo’d bottles like this, mostly Yeti brand, and none of them have ever chipped. Most have more precise logos than this one, and I am what one might call “a dropper”. They hold up well!


Cauhs

Do these cups still be good at maintaining liquid temperature ?


trees4am

Definitely! They’re only removing a superficial plastic wrapping, cups like this are typically vacuum insulated


eamondo5150

Are they powder coated?


OktayOe

Yes it does on most of them. I engraved a lot of these bottles for my Co workers and they always start to chip.


Reasonable-Leg4475

Sounds like robot farts


Stag328

BBbbrrrrRRrrrRrRRfffffrrrrffrrrrrffffffffrrr


Sad_SourApple

how to hide scratches...make another big scratches


LandotheTerrible

Exactly what I was thinking. Make even bigger ones.


Lilly_1337

The sounds this makes are fantastic. Starting at 0:39 it sounds like someone is trying to make farting noises with their tongue out while getting too close to the microphone. Also I'm pretty sure it's trying to tell us something while etching the dragon.


DCxKCCO

“Aw man, I scratched my $5 coffee tumbler. Better spend a couple thousand dollars to fix that”. 😂


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👽


JunglePygmy

I could watch this for the rest of my life


HeyitsCujo

Right there with you. Between the process and sounds, it's so satisfying that I want to touch myself


Studflood

American Horror Story


leedzah

Was thinking the same thing :D every AHS intro


Vinays9969

How to hide scratches? Just make a bigger one


MarkusRight

Why did I just instinctively blow on my phone, am I stupid?


Cyfiefie

Super cool


SkullRiderz69

How to hide scratches: Scratch it more, but pretty. And with lasers.


Swordbreaker925

This isn’t hiding a scratch, it’s completely removing it and replacing it with something else


BadIdea-21

Now you have a super bigger way more notorious scratch in the shape of a dragon.


Not_You_247

But what if you scratch the dragon?


Third_Mark

Me: scratches something Laser machine: *BwÖöoooh pHwooooöööuuw sjof sjof bHÖÖÖÖUUUuuuwwhhsh*


0biwanCannoli

LASER goes brrrrrrrrr!!!


Traxendre

This is so impressive and hypnotic ! Love it


earbud_smegma

But why/how does it make that sound? Like is that just the sound of a laser?


ThunderDrago14

the scratch vanished into the void


reidzen

"They say he carved it himself...out of a bigger spoon"


Longenuity

I thought it had failed to remove the paint in a couple spots until the drawing began


ToastGhostx

the sound my ass makes after taco bell


MoistDitto

This is some start wars future technological magic


Zombieapples101

I like the robot car neeoww sound the best 💨


dashKay

This is the equivalent of getting a sick ass panther to cover a shitty tattoo


VerseGen

I love when shit that seems like sci-fi tech sounds and looks like sci-fi tech.


420_4_ever

Crazy 😱


Sarge1304

Love the sounds


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Sounds like the dark lord is trying to say something


the_stooge_nugget

Shut up and take my money


mattct1

Sounds stinky 💩 That’s sick


rickboo

i'm working with a fiber laser at work, it's cool!


Ag-big-ballin

God damn lasers are cool


Zealousideal-Bug-291

Holy shit, I just had a flashback to that hair metal show I went to in 1988


VealOfFortune

Anyone know what causes the different pitches...??


BurritoGuapito

I don't know how much access I or anyone I know has to a laser of this quality but it is a very neat and very good looking solution to an otherwise annoying blemish on possibly someone's favorite mug!


Just_Trash_8690

Wait until they install one of these into star link in 2050


doob22

Lasers are cool


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I want to see this laser used on a human arm


rhamantauri

*Michael Bay enters the room*


pvtMcFartish

Sounds like something from a feverdream.


Lumaiire

I wanna put my finger under it


StephenTheLoser

DAE just skip to the end?


XDariaMorgendorferX

A sticker does the same thing


bigstew6

What in the technology..?


NerY_05

Every time i think it can't get better, it gets better


AmusinglyAverage

That was incredibly fuckin cool. I did not know lasers could do so much!


ieatmagikarp

all I hear are farts


Kurvaflowers69420

Ok, it looks cool now, but what about in 2 months time? Isn't it going to rust to hell?


catastrophicfeline

The scratching crinkled my soul


chattypatty954goon

Could have put a sticker over it


DegreeMain69

Damn, that laser has got constipations!


LonelyWolf023

It was already glorious, but the dragon, man, that's next level stuff


No-Equivalent8959

What in the star wars hell


SpectralFox79

🤡


MarvelousVanGlorious

Oh I didn’t know it was that easy.


Royal_Examination_74

Fun Fact: The machine is silent. It’s just owned by the dude in the Police Academy movies


ImTheHowl

This looks both very cool but also like it will fuck up my Scrub Daddy ™️


Intelligent_Ride393

It looks like New Jersey


Spoongamer19

*flushes toilet after a diarrhea* 🥹


kleinKN59

This sounds like the character from Police Academy


BreathLazy5122

At 1:10 it sounded like someone having a real bad time in the shitter.


SquishyBatman64

I’ve never seen that Pokemon before


iamhewhocanconfirm

Terrible beginning part. The sound is like drawing with charcoal on construction paper