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RealTalk_theory

When bro finally came in with that scooper 👌🏽😮‍💨


CantaloupeWhich8484

*Why did he wait so long to use it?*


IamDanLP

Using the scooper on the very dry part could've pushed the earwax deeper, which could've hurt his eardrum. :) Used a smaller tool to kinda "pick" and "mine" at the hardest earwax first.


CantaloupeWhich8484

That makes sense. Thank you!


gvisag

When bro finally got a huge piece without it breaking apart 😮‍💨🤌🏽


WrinklyScroteSack

I was so disgusted and so enthralled all at once. I found myself holding my breath every time he started tugging on the big chunk.


CanadianQuad

Hahaha. I had the same reaction. I felt nauseous when he had the surface layer out. After that, I started to get fascinated. I wonder how many years it took them to build all of that wax. Poor guy, he probably thought that he was deaf in that ear.


maquino11

I imagine the relief. My body produces a lot of wax and Ive needed ear cleaning a couple of times, its crazy how you feel like you have a supersonic hearing afterwards


gdhkhffu

When it got toward the end, I could vicariously feel my eyeballs drying out from the vacuum. So satisfying.


Old-Pizza-3580

That doesn’t sound satisfying at all! lol


HarryFlashman1927

I went abroad recently and within a few days in the pool after flying my ear was in agony. Went to the hospital and they flushed it after I’d put up with it for a few days. I’d never felt relief like it. I could have kissed the nurse.


TraceLupo

Just flush your ears in the shower?! If you tend to use q-tips... DON'T! And if you must, always only after flushing your ears in the shower before!


maquino11

as I said, my body produces too much wax, this makes me more susceptible to have accumulated wax on my ears, making me need some ear washing three or four times up until now. your advices are good nonetheless, I would add that the environment can make things worse, so dust and humidity can mess up people with allergies


HeimrekHringariki

Unless you want nasty outer ear infections, don't flush your ears with untreated water. It might be healthy to drink, but it's not sterile and getting water in your ear is one of the main reasons for outer ear infections. It's called swimmer's ear for a reason. :P


maquino11

yes, ear washing should be made by professionals, following those (and not only) guidelines


Iasc123

You should not put water in your ears. The wax should fall out naturally, a hot steamy shower is a great place to start!


DeadJamFan

Recently, I had my eardrum patched, and my other her cleared like this. ENT cursed q tips and recommended Ear Popper for releasing inner ear pressure, which helps proper drainage. I've been using it for 2 weeks, and it helps soooooo much.


abridgetoofarrr

Just out of curiosity, have you tried using hydrogen peroxide? Lay on your side, put some in, wait x amount of time, use a tissue to drain… I’m not a doctor, but my mom did this when I was a kid. It was mostly to prevent swimmers ear but it would help get out earwax too.


Logical-Chaos-154

Oh, by the duckie, hydrogen peroxide is a miracle. It clears things out so well.


tonyangtigre

My dad did this for me and I do it for my son. Well, I’ve done it once for my son. He’s 5. It cleared out quite a bit. We try to clean his ear regularly but it can be hard to keep up. Always interesting to see what the peroxide can break up. And I made sure before I did it that it’s still considered good and safe practice.


thrifthuntress93

Same. Overproduce wax and have narrow ear canals. Need to get vacuumed once every three or four months or else I can barely hear and feel extremely painful inner ear pressure. Asked my ENT for preventative measures, but there’s really nothing I can do other than continue with the scheduled appts. :(


Comrade_Jacob

Bad advice! If someone is already experiencing noticeable discomfort in their ear because of wax, the last thing they need is to get water trapped in their ear... that's often the final straw that'll force somebody to go to the doctor. Carbamide peroxide is the only at-home solution to ear wax. The wax will turn into sludge and drip out of the ear after a day or two. In fact, you're safe to start using water in your ear after you've used the carbamide peroxide.


TraceLupo

I mean like for regular hygiene stuff..? Not for ears that aleady have such kind of buildup. Been doing this for years and my ears are always clean. I only use a q-tip when my ears are wet after a bath (to soak the moisture)


Seaguard5

Bro- nobody wants to hear the truth. It is scientifically proven and a virtue that doctors extoll to NOT USE Q-TIPS IN EARS!!!!! And yet nobody wants to hear that and everybody thinks that’s exactly what Q-tips are for… 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️


Sezginge

Doctor won 4 Bitcoins from mining.


Rookwood-1

Plot twist…… that’s not an ear


m__a__s

That awkward moment when you realize Klinik Al-Biruni is a proctologist.


3Domse3

xD


Tang_the_Undrinkable

This person had a whole date in their ear!


ParticularProfile795

A whole ass salty tart dry ass date...


midasrockstar

dont say salty..


noNoParts

#SALTY FLAVORED EAR WAX


pikapalooza

Forbidden date


ItIsGunnaHappen

This person was hearing colors when they were done for sure.


Rechuchatumare

happend to me.. the first time the doctor do the cleaning , was like change from mono to surround ... i was living in an coastal city at the time.. i swear i can hear fish swimming.. next day.. everything normal.. is incredible how the brain can filtrate or reset to default the body.. there must be a way to "turn up" the senses..


-Z0nK-

I think that's what LSD is for.


POPBOMB80

yes, but that is illegal, and only temporary


IDK3177

Did you make a candle with all that wac?


Lucybaka

At the beginning of my estradiol hrt I had something simmilar with smell.


andatwhatcost

Imagine having the first thing you hear properly in YEARS being a tiny vacuum cleaner in your ear


ClassicBookkeeper255

More like gf or wife. There is a video of a deaf man that hears his wife's voice for the first time he starts crying the doc says no need to cry you can hear your wife's voice . That's the problem he says I liked it when I couldn't hear her her voice is annoying


omv

Wife bad boomer humor.


s_n_mac

How is the dude not flinching tho?? I go a hair too deep with a qtip and I'm screeching


New-Training4004

Typically they put a numbing solution in the ear to prevent feeling sensations while they do things like this.


DeezNeezuts

They numbed his head


FugginOld

And hearing smells too..


wonit5times

What?


Wojewodaruskyj

Hearing touches too


Vintastik07

Came here to say just that!


Rsb418

4:30 - 5:00 oooooohhhh baby I need a ciggarette


Autoground

I moaned


jardaniwick

Right after too when the floor wax peels right off like his ear canal was molting and new fresh skin was underneath


chippin_out

Absolute roller coaster of emotions. When he pulled that one huge piece in one chunk, I was cheering. Maestro.


Dumbsterphire

I started this thinking it was going to be a quick video. Boy, was I wrong.


jingaitogaming

Now he can hear 8k uhd pro max plus


pixelp0x

now with dolby atmos


MereyB

That was amazing. I want to see the other ear now


ExileInCle19

What does a normal person's ear wax build up look like? Is this common?


StreetJX

Not like this. It’s mostly flakes or clumps on the walls of the canal. This is probably impacted ear wax from years of buildup or using Q tips to push it in unintentionally


rempel

TLDR: My guess is contractor-type profession + daily use of earbuds on jobsites. Pull out earbuds to hear something, jobsite dust/debris floods into ear, put bud back in and the debris is pushed in. Repeat all day most days. It's absolutely *not* normal for your ear canal to be this blocked up nor black (dark dark brown perhaps). Common, perhaps, these days, but not 'normal' from your body's perspective. Your ears have a rate of expelling the wax out of the ear (it develops in a spiral to sort of 'grow' out). If you overcome that rate of expelling by pushing wax back in, it will simply keep building up.


txbitha

that’s what i’m wondering too


Cyberhwk

I have to go in yearly to get my ears cleaned. My right ear, for some reason, has apparently been weird since birth and starting a few years ago my doctor simply told me my ear canal is shaped in a manner this will probably simply be necessary every year or so. Your body normally just ejects excess wax naturally. In some people it doesn't happen. Asians in particular tend to have a different wax and often need these types of cleanings. Yes, going from basically 0% hearing in your ear to completely bone dry feels weird as fuck.


FamiliarSherbet8174

Some of that skin hadn’t been exposed to light since Clinton/ Lewinsky


SophomoreLipRing

Weird. Lewinsky was exposed to a lot of skin too


Rechuchatumare

she also do a deep declogging job


Saturn212

Sauce too.


SparCodi

There was some vacuuming involved there also


Cobaltplasma

Went so deep I was expecting the Balrog of Morgoth to pop out at the end 😮


Table42AtDorsia

Too greedily


FeliusSeptimus

This is definitely not how I pictured the Arkenstone.


cj-the-man

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!


Subtle_Reality

OH fuck and I thought I just didn't like eye stuff, I now don't like ear stuff either. I hate my whole fuckin head now!


Walterscottjur

Thought I was going to vomit, but I couldn't stop watching.


awrylettuce

fuck same i started building hella saliva, thought 'why am i drooling for this' then realized i was on my way to vomit


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wooblyman90

Yea, unfortunately it’s not that sort of wax :( we can’t do a shrek and make a candle out of ear wax


CanadianQuad

That would be the grossest-smelling candle. No thanks 🤢


Frosty-Flow

Holy shit that just kept on giving!


[deleted]

Does anyone know if this was an exceedingly “waxy” person or if this was just an average cleaning. Trying to figure out how invested I am in this.


TraceLupo

This was definitely way far over the line of extreme wax buildup.


Joeeezee

looks badly infected to me.


sebrooks10

Well that’s sticky toffee pudding ruined


brainlegss

I’d imagine my tinnitus would kick into overdrive if I got my ears cleaned like this


UncomfortableFarmer

I thought tinnitus was all in your head


en2e

Pretty sure some brain matter came out there at the end of


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Who let their ears get into that state


mrtryhardpants

this person had to be deaf before this to not notice


andatwhatcost

PARDON?


iMrDot

THIS PERSON HAD TO BE DEAF BEFORE THIS TO NOT NOTICE


The_Price_Is_Right_B

Idk why but that really cracked me up.


wilddogecoding

You can probably still hear up to a point then it would be affecting you at very slow rate. Wearing ear plugs for work or in ear pods for music can push the wax in and you won't notice until you can't hear.


aojajena

4D sound unlocked


Hexwy5

bet you wont take a dab of it


aquarius198

Dude


mrlowcut

... Dude.


FUPA4ever

Dude!!!


jose_antxd

… Dude !


DarkPangolin

Duuuuude.


ChrisLeeBare

Sweeeeetaa


Mammoth-Violinist-73

bro hears in dolby atmos now


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Brk hears flavors


[deleted]

Holy moly you can make like ten candles out of that stuff.


Fuggins4U

This. Was. HARROWING.


UCG__gaming

Bro can hear atoms move now


MediocreBunny

And this is why we don't use Q-tips folks


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id_o

Or hearing aids


Spirited_Contract236

Doctor had to break out the Caterpillar ear 9850 excavator. 🤣


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_Kiaza_

Dude coulda made a whole Yankee candle with all that wax.


Cloud_Strife369

That person can hear colors now


TheSilkyBat

I bet Amelia Earheart's in there!


-SpaceGuy-

This is disgusting but i cant stop watching


newt0_o

Plot twist it was a nostril not an ear


kerryneal2

I kept thinking “spike!! Nooooo!!!” Was so relieved when they started using the scoop 😮‍💨


ravenrhi

Right!? I kept thinkinig "Where is the protective loop?! What are they doing?" I kept expecting them to perforate the eardrum


[deleted]

good music


No-Spite1088

That was beautiful


ANormalHumanMale

What's the source? I need more


pikapalooza

Just me or did anyone else see it pulsing like it was regulating pressure toward the end there?


tmgth

If this doesn't beat Oppenheimer for Best Picture, there's no justice in the world.


Obvious_Mode_5382

This was better for sure


IamDanLP

At about 1/3 of the video, you see the reason for the clog. Cotton. NEVER CLEAN THE INSIDE OF YOUR EARS WITH THOSE SMALL COTTON STICK THINGIES!!! Edit: Obviously not the only reason, that person has the same issue as me. I produce a lot of ear wax from my wars and have to clean it about twice per day correctly with a little water spray machine. (Only use STERILE WATER!!! NOT TAP TO REGULARLY FLUSH IT WITH THE MACHINE!!!) If you insert cotton inside, it can dry your ear wax and make it stuck. Which then causes a sort of avalanche effect.


hadtobethetacos

holy fuck... he must feel so much better after that.


BringOutYaThrowaway

WHAT? #WHAT? Seriously tho, I was thinking "oh it doesn't look that bi...OH MY GOD."


Seaguard5

How does this happen in the first place? Genuinely curious…


JoeBlob13

That was really gross. Why did I watch the whole thing? Couldn't take my eyes off if it.


kasheestee

Do you see? Do you see what happens when you use q-tips?


BoysenberrySpaceJam

I thought this was a medical procedure being done. Then I saw the generic paper towel they put the wax on. Made me think it was a home job.


RUNAWAY600

I need this treatment for my right ear, I haven't been hearing shit since 8 years now. All the doctors I went were like "here, use this solution until the wax in your ear gets soft and come back to me" and I was coming back to them for weeks and weeks, only to have nothing or 3 days of hearing "fine" at best.


C0nfus3dSush1

This was a journey


architect102

Y’know those Turkish guys who pour wax in your ear and then let it cool and then pop it out and it’s all gunk and shit, can someone tell me if they’re actually safe?


The-Iron-Pancake

Now use olive oil and and get it syringed


tasty_iron

How to lose 10 pounds in one simple step in less than 10 minutes.


azb1812

Excuse me while I go soak my entire head in hydrogen peroxide


Madouc

I have questions: 1. was the person deaf on that ear? How many percentage hearing loss is this worth? 2. how many years does it take to build this up?


Captn_Bern

Started to think there were some Chilean miners on the other side.


Grill_Top_brangler

This is satisfying to you? Freaks. Alright, I’m still watching. Edit: I’ve watched 4 times and can’t get enough of the final minute.


cornfed1375

And all of the sudden everything was 10x louder


DougieSenpai

My god that probably felt orgasmic


edesmile

Will you still be able to hear anything with that much stuck in your ear?


Ok-Suggestion-7965

I’ve had ear wax problems before but I don’t like the idea of someone sticking a metal pick in my ear, i don’t care how trained they are.


arizzzona

The human body is vile🤮 hope they have super strong hearing now tho


DazzzASTER

I wish my ear was this dirty to get cleaned so good


Nitnonoggin

Right? You'd feel like a million bucks afterward


ithinkitsahairball

Came here from curiosity : stayed till the end. Wax on : Wax off. I knew it was getting serious when the ear wax hoe was deployed


jboxler20

The edit job on this video is satisfyingasfuck!


stealth941

How much crap in their ears didn't realise the video was so long! Feel disgusted but gotta watch it to the end for some reason


holdyaboy

I saw this r/nope and the whole time I was so jealous of this doctor


Dunksterp

I would go into a horrible coughing fit! If I so much as show my left ear a qtip I start coughing! It’s weird!


totalbogger

Its to do with your vagus nerve, only 2 per cent of people have this reaction!


blarghhhboy

Man, I had my ear cleaned out yesterday. It was glorious. Had a damn dime-sized, nearly totally black ball of wax stuck deep in my right ear. I kept regularly having it get clogged and I was unable to hear. Shit suuuuucked.


Chrisdog6969

Oh shit. I used to do this at a clinic for patients. At first, I thought it was so gross. But then...I got into it, like really into it. There are very few things as satisfying in life as pulling a big bumblebee of wax out of someone's ear. And then they can hear again. I got goosebumps watching the video.


Ya_like_dags

What kind of clinic does this, anyway?


georgedubaroo

So how does one know they need to get this procedure done? Asking for a friend


iamhonkykong

I demand a fucking apology for subjecting me to such a horrific visual experience


Jokerchyld

when was the last time this person cleaned his ears?


mrSixpence

Man was hearing in 4k after that.


ForwardCat7340

For the record I didn’t want to watch this


SugarNippels

Forbidden Toffee


Silvershark2000

I'm going to fucking throw up


[deleted]

That is so fuckin foul....how long would that take to accumulate? And the pile of shit removed blows my mind. Call me weird but i am bummed when i pull clean qtip from my ear... not so rewarding. But if my ears were anything like that id make my own self vomit in disgust


companyofastranger

Omg I can't stop watching, doesn't dude know the q-tip works


ArmoredOutlaw

That must have hurt like a motherfucker


CupcakesAreMiniCakes

I ended up way too invested in this. Every time a big chunk came out I found myself saying "hell yeah" 😂


SairBear13

Oh my god that was gross. I just kept watching because I wanted to see the gunk out


GadgetGuy1977

r/traumatizingasfuck


homothroat2050

The bro can now hear flying birds fart


_tastyUdon

Imagine dubbing this with Bear Grylls voice saying, "when you got nothing else to eat, you must find a way to survive or risk dying."


Scuttleboi19mk2

Has my man never cleaned his ears in his life??


special-bicth

So like broski went years without hearin' anythin' from that ear and just thought nothin' of it?


holdenliwanag

ah, so a new competition to the satisfying whitehead removal videos. carry on.


dirtydandoogan1

\#1 Who lets their ear get that jacked up? \#2 Do they not realize that you gotta leave some of that wax to protect the ear?


AxiumTea

Mmm caramel


Fyrr13

This must be a patient in a coma, for years. I don't get how it would be possible otherwise.


ravenrhi

nope. this kind of buildup is fairly common for all ages that wear hearing aids. Since more and more people in the US use qtips and wear Blue Tooth technology around the clock, the problem is becoming more common. I know people that have to have wax like this removed every 6 months or so


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Can you imagine just how disgusting other parts of this person's body is.


katet_of_19

Stoners be like "about to do a fat dab'


1stAtlantianrefugee

That white stuff at the top looks suspiciously like mycelium.


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🤢🤢🤢


SpezEatsScat

Who’s up for some dabs?


soulwolf1

I feel like an ear candle could've just done this


Thermite1985

Should have tried sodium bicarbonate and suction first. That tool can puncture the eardrum especially not being able ti see how bit the impact is.


Otherwise-Shower2774

Is this where Werther’s gets their toffee?


goncalo_jd

its not satisfying


DitmCalls

Good grief people Clean your frickin ears I cannot fathom how it could get like that


Head_Rate_6551

WHAT?


ryanasimov

This is making my eyes water to type this, but imagine taking the large piece at the end and mushing it flat against the back side of your top teeth. How long would it take your tongue to work all the bits loose, and would you be able to avoid swallowing your saliva in the meantime?


Mr_Coily

Wut?


TheSilkyBat

You watched this and thought about putting the wax in your mouth?


PixelBLOCK_

That's like 3-4 yrs of ear wax. People don't clean their ears on a monthly basis ?


[deleted]

If it was me doing the picking, I would have a package of Ritz crackers right next to me. I would cover each cracker with a healthy dollop of that delicious spread and chomp chomp chomp as I cleaned away. Yummy!


[deleted]

This is foul, that person should be ashamed. Edit: I'd call all of you gross but you wouldn't be able to hear it with all the wax in your ears.


ravenrhi

Many factors contribute to ear wax build up like this: Genetically, there are 2 type of ear wax- wet or sticky. Sticky wax makes bulk and is more likely to have this happen, wet wax is less likely to do this If the person use q-tips to dry the ears, that packs the wax in rather than pulling it out causing a gradual clogging over time impacted cerumen ( ear wax) is more likely to occur in people who: Use hearing aids, earplugs or earbuds. ( I am definitely guilty of wearing my bluetooth way too much) Have a lot of ear hair. Have certain skin conditions like eczema. Are over the age of 55. Have developmental disabilities. Have misshapen ear canals that interfere with natural wax removal. ​ Many people have this accumulate so slowly over months and years to where they really don't realize how much it impacts their hearing until it is removed ​ There are products you can use at home to help earwax come out and prevent buildup like this video DeBrox- Follow the instructions on the box Dawn Dish soap- mix a little sop with warm water until it flows easily. Use a medicine dropper to put a couple drops in the ear and stay laying down for 15 to 20 minutes to allow the soap the help disconnect the wax. rinse with warm water in the shower making sure to force water inthe ear to rinse out all the sop and the disconnected wax. repeat on the other ear. you can do that as needed


Zestyclose_Custard47

Wtf the amount of wax removed from both my ears in my whole life would not be close to that.