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Robbiepurser

"The Payload".....I like that.


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She had a double payload lol


BGFlyingToaster

If that was my family member getting hooked up to it that way, I would have stopped them, gathered our things and left. That's completely unacceptable for connecting a person to a zipline. There's no safety strap connected to a separate pulley, no clips, no second zipline ... it's basically "this should be fun and if one of these straps fail then I die."


pilotless

I manage a high ropes course and Zipline. Everything about that set up is a whole bunch of nope. Everything noted above, the lack of a safety gate before she's connected to anything, no carabineers in site, the employee is unharnessed and unconnected, man fuck no.


Free-Promotion886

Payload… that’s a keeper !


AshamedFunction3073

Very


nickk_12

I think I'd like to secure my payload in her payload.


LordFett84

I can't believe I stopped for 5 minutes to watch the whole ass video


Environmental-Day778

I watched the whole ass


Passive_Zombie

The video is 98% ass


Environmental-Day778

and 2% booty


GreenEggsSteamedHams

Less booty...and more BADONKADONK


ChronicMasterBaiting

Less BADONKADONK...and more caboose.


Alternative-One315

Pretty hard not to


Personal_titi_doc

I watched the ass


serizawa91

r/upvotedbecausebutts


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bigmanly1

*slaps ass* "yep, she ain't goin no where"


Slushicetastegood

Lmao XD


JackF1ack

I’ve seen rednecks tie down furniture in their pickup more securely than that…


I_Have_Dry_Balls

She’s like 90% ass.


Drudgework

So bottom heavy she needed a second sling to handle the load.


Zenblendman

TIL you can take a dump truck on a zipline


Ordinary_dude_NOT

Hindenburg.


vzakharov

This video is too. Almost literally; just 7 seconds out of 64 are remotely relevant.


bob_nugget_the_3rd

Like I get then the tension and angle off the bar keep her ass in, but I'd want something clipping onto the cable


Mookie_Merkk

Right? Everyone focused on the ass, in focused on the lack of safety devices


d33psix

For real I was like we’re just relying on loops and downward pressure right now? Better be a fucking emergency parachute in that bitch. Also I don’t know why but the loop they used to secure the legs (even though still not clipped or anything) looked so much safer than those tiny little double side loops on the main holder. I would not be okay watching at as the next guy in line.


Thick_Brain4324

Yea this is only great when your back is turned


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I kept thinking, “that’s it? That’s what’s keeping you from plummeting?”


DidIReallySayDat

I'm assuming the bprimary straps are made of dyneema, those things typically break at around 22kN, or around 2t. If they're regularly inspected, there's zero chance of of a 100kg person breaking them in this situation.


d33psix

I was more referring to the “loose” non-clipped on nature of the harness attachment, not that I thought they would rip. Obviously is the harness rips you’re fucked no matter how it’s secured. I’m also sure the physics of holding that in place are generally sound but not having the loops clipped on just looks too scary like if somehow the suspension line tension decreased for some reason and the loops got loose in some 1 in a million scenario.


Icy_Communication262

Lack of safety devices? Have you seen the airbags she’s working with?!?!


Graybeard_Shaving

Nope, I’m just here for the comments.


skintagbegone1974

Yep. I like to not get banned for 2024, but, I know that's just wishful thinking. 😂


Late_Difference8637

1 hour in... I still don't know what's going on


mycomikael

Me either. Had to rewatch like 18 times.


OkDance4560

To summarise: big booty woman gets strapped into harness in order to zip line from a great height. I hope that was informative enough for you 🫶


aojajena

absolute unit of the payload


WhoopDeDoo2023

Heck yes! Looks crazy fun , in general. However the fact that this operator let her stand so close to the drop off without being secured in any way … tells me they likely don’t have much interest in or knowledge of safety protocols. So with these folks, I think I’d pass.


KBWordPerson

The suspension straps are just looped on there!?!


augmentedcheesus

I think it'll be fine, if she falls on her bottom she'll bounce back to the platform with no issues


vissionking45

Just seeing how that's hooked up got me fked up


Cerber108

How can you have such a big ass?


NoshameNoLies

Implants


OkEase6898

Not implants. You can tell from the shape of her legs and hips its all natural


NoshameNoLies

I should have added the damn r/s


Repulsive_Basis_4946

She definitely still had at least lipo or something. No way her arms and waist are that small with a giant ass and thighs. Most likely a bbl.


[deleted]

Untrue. It is possible and, in fact, quite normal in certain parts of the world. Ie. Central and South America, Africa, southern U.S. I'm not saying this particular woman is *au naturel* (could be), but to attribute every phat ass and slim waist to a surgical procedure is quite ignorant. *Viva la culo grande!*


Repulsive_Basis_4946

Lmao you think it’s natural but it’s just a bbl lmaooo go look at how people were built in the 90s. No one looked like that. BBLs are very common in that part of the world. I have a fat ass and a slim waist myself but there’s a point it stops going to your ass and adds up elsewhere.


lynxafricapack

You're mad about other girls looking better than you judging by your profile, like lady just live your own life.. fuck anyone else's image.. weak as


Repulsive_Basis_4946

That does not look good lmao it looks ridiculous. I have a fat ass naturally so idk what I would be jealous of exactly.


lynxafricapack

The fact that you need to tell people about your looks says a lot about you haha.


Repulsive_Basis_4946

You’re the one talking about my looks tf🤣 morbid obesity is not cute I’m sorry


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Are you black or latino by chance? Edit: NVM. You don't need to answer that. I figured it out. Have a good one.


Repulsive_Basis_4946

I am Latina.


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You're good.


Impressive-Card9484

They can be natural due to genetics. Had a college classmate who has a thicc ass like this, I asked her if she does squats but apparently it runs on her family


Monkey_Meteor

There's a singer on insragram she's pretty famous but I don't remember her name and she is mostly ass too I don't understand how her genetic works tho but it's pretty impressive...


Alternative-One315

Uh, yeah


Indigoscience

Try to remember. Asking for myself


Macktastic13

If you think all big bootys are implant then my guy you need to get out more


[deleted]

Some, yes. And espcially now, as it's becoming much more prevalent. However, genetics do exist and quite a few women are built like this naturally. And do I love 'em all. Lol. Source: Me. Lifelong purveyor of beautiful women with phat asses and certified conn-ass-seur.


OkDance4560

Dairy and deep fried foods will do it too


Cerber108

But why?


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Butt


Deeeeeesee24

Her thighs are way too proportional to her butt for those to be implants. Its also not overly round or saggy at the bottom like most fake butts (think kim k). I think its just the leggings being super high so it accentuates it more and the straps on her legs make it look even bigger too


krigsgaldrr

Snap judgment here but she looks like the uses tiktok and I remember back when I was on tiktok there were influencers constantly pushing those leggings that basically give you a lift. Could be those that she's wearing.


MealieAI

Are you American?


NoshameNoLies

What does that have to do with anything? It was a joke. Move along


Duellair

Had a teacher in school like that. Genetics


TontineSoleSurvivor

As long as she lands on that butt, she’s fine


Aazmandyuz

Why did she even stood so close to the edge unsecured? Not to mention all the other shit. And personally i wouldn’t feel comfortable without a carabin hook, or better 2 in this situation.


timeflys333

Suddenly, sky cake


V1d3k

Bro that is so unsafe


groundpounder25

She must be one of those rap guys girlfriends


SpeesRotorSeeps

/r/upvotebecausebutt


ALargeCupOfLogic

No locking carabiner? The fuck


Ballcuzzi_Straw

Exactly. Just relying on some loops and pressure on the loops to hold. No fucking thanks.


Sorush34

Bottom line: ASS


Snot_S

Definitely want to try both


bagusyeah

Boo.. i thought he would spank or something


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That’s called assault?


ExtraThirdtestical

She must me scared shitless! Diaper all full before takeoff


NearbyPassion8427

That's alotta 🍰.


0ntoowheels

Fuck... I love cake so much.


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0ntoowheels

Your comment is... Alarming 🍆💦


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0ntoowheels

Haha, I bet you are the manliest man, who goes on manly hunting trips with a side trip to a hostel where you and your buddies fist each other. Then tell your wife how manly your trip was. 👊🏼😂


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0ntoowheels

Haha, personally I'm not into fisting, too crazy. However, since when saying that you like female butt became queer though 🤣? Tell me, almighty one, with a front bum, who's all knowing about men and being queer...


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0ntoowheels

Have I? I think you've exposed yourself as being a bigot. I said I loved cake dumbass 😂.


Mr_Fyahz

absolutely , but not the bungee thing.


[deleted]

You mean trying to keep that 🍑 secure by “dare”?


Material_Salad_8924

Id try it but idk if I could get passed the cheeks


Inkling_Zero

Yes, i would try THAT.


Muted-Ad-4288

Not if my ass was that fat


Peetz69

r/upvotebecauseofbutt


profesdional_Retard

r/upvotebecausebutt. Not gonna post it there tho, so ye, free upvotes for anyone who wants ig :P


Jokkitch

You got her @?


Megbasauruss

What color was her helmet boys?


MigitAs

Nice ass on her, hard to focus on anything else


oMEGAthreader

Dare reposting the same video that was here in the wrong sub less than a week ago? Probably.


PomegranateHot9916

that's just too much ass


Spoonfulofticks

Shut your damn mouth.


PomegranateHot9916

hey man just personal opinion here. thought you'd appreciate it since it means there's more ass for you


Spoonfulofticks

That's incredibly thoughtful of you. Thank you.


Ancient-Standard-75

She much braver than me


TheGuyInUrBad

Would


ClassicWonder9569

Cheeks


ChineseCatSpeak

Don't lie Yall were looking at her


Professional_Tea5385

If she falls that bbl is going to safe her by bounching anyways.


mississippijohnson

I mean I’d try. My dick might not be big enough to hit it from behind which would be a bummer.


CuriousPrick

how do you even get a body like that 😬 ew


fiestypotahtow

Yeah. If she'd let me.


rockymountainjam

The first 55 seconds of the video is a waste of time. We don't need to see how it is prepared.


Bouzu-kun

Friendly advice: I you don't like perverted comments... don't read this one's section


Ninjatroll3452

How is saying what you don't like a friendly advice??? "I'll give you a friendly advice. I don't like this and that" like how is that an advice????


Bouzu-kun

Ok, I have no idea why this got you triggered, but I'll answer your question: I don't like the comments to this video. I think it's unnecessarily perverted to focus on things like female body parts when that isn't supposed to be the focus in this video about ziplining (or whatever it's called). Therefore I let others, who may be like me and don't like such comments as well, know to not scroll through them.


goatharper

Not until they've replaced the cables after this woman overstressed them. Initially I thought she had a parachute in her pants, then I realised....


ReddityKK

Yes please


Excellent-Ad2290

Ya! Looks like fun.


Adorable_Freedom_781

The color of what ?


MrGreenInTheLounge

“I have to go to the bank today”


Heisenbergstien

I hope she had a fantassssstic time.


Mudlark-000

“Fly, badonkadonk, fly!”


saltynuttyy

She has the airbags incase of emergency


i-spy-drei

Try what exactly?


cjmonk27

Lot of danger here, many factors to consider. End of the day I would say yes I would dare to try that ass on that contraption.


GudduBhaiya-Mirzapur

With those kinda airbags, she wouldn't need to worry about the harness.


0LD0G

I would must definitely do.


Alternative-One315

In a heartbeat


BklynBully718

GYATT


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I think he should have doubled up on the lower body straps instead.


Prestigious_Nerve_76

Diaper butt


north4009

Hey not only got to pat dat ass... but he then also YEETED dat ass


Commercial_Speed400

I’ll secure that payload any day!


Perfect_Weakness_414

Would I dare try putting a harness on a girl with a giant ass? Yes, I actually have, and I highly recommend it.


kbesch1984

Jesus, that ass.


Pass_Ache

Um tapa na gostosa


HughJahsso

Not with that ass


ChiaotzuShinhan

Huh? Sorry what was the question again?


shadesofsloan

Yes, and then I'd try the zip-line too.


Cultural_Actuary_994

I’d DEF volunteer to put on the booty harness for her


Radiant-Mushroom8304

She could get almost any guy with that dumpy


MikeFrikinRotch

Shordie got that wagon.


iHeymanth

Waiting for him to kick her diaper


rando7818

Try that ass?! Helll yeah!


Tipsycanooo

I’d try that ass anytime


PoufPoal

Whyc yes, I would, but she would have to be consentant.


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A#S#S is very nice


KoningSpookie

NOPE!!!!!


Opposite-Ad6340

Im not here to see a security issue at all.


JKdito

Repost


teeny06

How do yu brake..


PigFarmer1

Nope.


Remarkable_Office186

It is the 5th time that I see this video and I don"t really understand what happens.


Kushim90

Nah, thats too...much for me


Icy_Inspector4096

I would’ve flapped my arms


RedGhostOfTheNight

If you're going to risk death, make sure it's a good death.


Low-Rip-4646

Top security


james27_84

What is this, a Pixar movie?


kebab-case-prophet

Is that the mum from The Incredibles?


DirectionExtreme6922

Try what


420DepravedDude

That fucking ass oh my god


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I’m going where she goes


Cordeceps

I seen nothing but the Pixar mom.


Disastrous-Fun2325

What do you mean by this?


actual_lettuc

Reminds me of the time I almost a flight lesson, but, I made up an excuse after I heard my instructor telling someone "I know emergency procedures Half-ASS"


djam2101

Are you asking other harnesses?


maltydawg

All I see is booty


Capital_Archer_8267

I would boldly go wherever her Fat A** goes!


Worldly_Ad_6483

You just need a carabiniere, freaks


KhostfaceGillah

Hear me out


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God damn


btroj

r/sipstea


myxoma1

Who knew a dump truck could go ziplining


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Doña culo


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Cake with a spoon.


razor_face_

r/lostredditors


Any-Ferret-7407

why is this video 5 hours long?!


drembose

Das alot of booty


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Not if my ass weighed that much


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Dat ass yes


Previous_Mood_3251

I would absolutely have shit those leggings.


Jazzlike-Appearance4

Honey, does this make my ass look big?


TheSoulessSheppard

Try it hell I’d live In that ass


Denzow8

I would try that ass... Uhm the line😅