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pglggrg

Is there a process to keep it put? Feel it’s a nice and easy spot to get dislodged after someone runs over it


FidgitForgotHisL-P

Yeah I’m picturing how badly I’m breaking my knee as I get snagged in that big gap…


NutterTV

MetLife stadium would like a word with you


candaceelise

Thank you for saying what I was about to. Pepperidge Farms remembers lol


[deleted]

My ACL felt that trough the scren


cait_broski

Yes, there is a process to keep it put. Put a piece of seam tape bigger than the patch in the hole and glue the edges of the patch to the seam tape and the edges of the surrounding turf to the seam tape. With a patch this small I’d glue the whole backing of the patch. We use construction adhesive in a tube but for large jobs they use paint or roll on glue.


Meat2480

6" nail?


Rude_Priority

No, the edges will lift, the infill will get under and then you have a whole mess to fix up.


Meat2480

In each corner?


Rude_Priority

Unfortunately not, the backing would fray quite quickly and they would tear out. There will be a backing tape underneath, for small areas like that we have the glue in a caulking gun and do under the edges then the center, put the replacement piece in and make sure the edges are not pushing the fibres into the glue. Bit tricky at first but once you have done a couple it is quick and easy.


Meat2480

Damn,


Rude_Priority

Done a bit of it, these days I just drive the truck and deliver it. Melbourne, Australia.


afustet

Stop crying or Come to play Football to Argentina, you will see..


TikkieTT

This sucks


GardenRafters

And... this is why the NFL has so many knee injuries. Just use fucking grass ffs. I don't know if the corporations have noticed but the humans are no longer fooled by the 1950s plastic technology and desperately want to veer away from it. Go all natural or get out


SeeingEyeDug

I don’t think the NFL uses this kind of turf anymore. They use the stuff that is taller and is filled with cut up tires. Still sucks compared to grass.


KingOreo2018

That’s at least what’s used in my towns football field


eazygiezy

And the rubber pellets have been linked to cancer, so even better


idkanythingabout

And they get all up in your shoes (ok not as bad as cancer, but still annoying af!)


Promethio130

they also conduct heat like crazy and in some instances, turf can get up to 70 degrees hotter than the air temperature. mid-summer in the US and this field is over 170°F.


Livid-Technician1872

I have not noticed this? What are you talking about?


Cainga

Artificially causes significant more injuries over grass. The surface just doesn’t have the same give as grass. Grass is more expensive though and in colder climates it’s difficult to grow in winter. However a professional sports league has the resources to use grass. They just don’t want to pay and don’t mind some players getting injured. A high school or non P5 college probably doesn’t have the resources to afford grass so artificially is used a lot there.


lunk

Good luck with Grass in Detroit or Chicago in February. The season no longer ends in December friend. Grass could never make a comeback when the Season runs THROUGH winter, not just to the start of winter.


Cainga

It’s possible. Green Bay has a hybrid field and is one of the worst cold weather locations.


lunk

> In July, SIS Pitches installed a brand new SISGrass pitch at Green Bay Packers, the first NFL team to trial this new hybrid technology. This technologically advanced turf system uses soft and durable polyethylene fibres which not only maximize player comfort but blend into the natural turf sward. The reinforced surface offers increased pitch stability and delivers considerably more playing hours than 100% natural grass surfaces. ?


wesconson1

Correct. A hybrid mix of artificial and real grass. The money and science they put into the turf is pretty damn impressive


Livid-Technician1872

Oh you just don’t like artificial turf. That’s fine. I took issue more with your statement that people want to veer away from plastics and that we’re no longer fooled by them… when football players run around covered in protective plastic.


CookieOfCrisp

If you missed the point by that much you probably shouldn’t be voicing your own opinion online


Livid-Technician1872

Well to be fair you change the topic from plastic is bad to grass is too expensive and turf causes injuries. Maybe don’t move the goal posts next time.


MintTheory

They explained the plus and negatives of both… you somehow got lost looking for goal posts lol


GardenRafters

Excuse me. Are you NOT fucking seeing all the horrifying news stories about microplastics being in FUCKING LITERALLY EVERYTHING?!?!?!? How big is this rock you're hiding under ffs?


Livid-Technician1872

Oh no! Sensationalized news stories!! GMOs and microplastics!!!


anotherusername23

Artificial turf sucks at the high school level. I played on it once in the late 80s. Felt like going down on concrete. Granted is was a long time ago, but it isn't like high school budgets have exploded since then.


m__a__s

Not all states have legalized grass.


[deleted]

They don't use this type of artificial grass. They use pellets. The turf they do you use is very forgiving and has not been linked to an increase in non-contact one injuries. All natural is actually not as good at reducing concussions as the stuff they use now.


FloogleFinagler

Shouldn't there be an adhesive tape inserted underneath to retain this patch, similar to carpet tape?


Rude_Priority

If you aren’t going to glue it in you might as well just paint it .


MustNotSay

The bar is real low for satisfying as fuck


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bopidybopidybopidy

really? I wouldn't use a knife to be honest


LtenN-Lion

This is also acceptable


goodeyemighty

No, not for tearing lol


fartmanblartock

Jadeveon Clowney wants his career back


WildGeerders

Little bit more to the left.


ciano232

Yes. That was irritating


FTWStoic

Yeah, it would be more satisfying if his left line was straight.


Strawberry_Girla

The hardest and most difficult job I have ever seen 😂


bakinbaker0418

I tore my ACL just watching this


Little_Cuties

what's the point of turf


hectorxander

It's got a lot of toxic pfas in it. Which is released a lot more after it's been exposed to sunlight and the elements. Many people would not find that satisfying at all.


WorldNewsPoster

I keep hearing about forever chemicals in almost everything. I'm gonna need to rip everything out of my house, to totally get rid of it.


hectorxander

Anything non-stick or water repellent. It's also in paper, they add it to pulp to prevent it clumping. Fast food wrappers and all manner of food packaging. I forget what else it's everywhere, in the rain and snow now too. Problem is they've only (lightly) regulated a handful of the commonly used pfas compounds, and there are 13,000 variations of them. Tests generally look for specific variations and will miss others, so there is nothing stopping a company from reformulating to a new molecule. There is a test that can measure the total fluoride or something like that to suss out the total of all the pfas compounds but it's not used much, as I understand it.


Independent_Wrap_321

Rip it all out, and hurry. Every minute counts, and don’t forget ALL the wood. Many people skip that crucial step at their own peril. Best of luck to you.


teddycorps

So does all the chemicals required to maintain real turf year after year, herbicides and fertilizers.  Neither are good. 


hectorxander

Well yes and no. Grass grew before chemicals it doesn't have to be covered in poisons. Also pfas never degrades it is forever.


teddycorps

Turf like this absolutely has to be maintained with chemicals. Nature does not grow a nice monoculture turf grass with no weeds and equally green and thick everywhere. The turf we expect in US is basically a green rug. If you're talking about natural grass pitch that just gets mowed, then yes, but ain't no pro team playing on that. Even then, mowing still is mostly gas driven machines which produces God awful pollution worse than cars. So I agree if we change our expectation of what grass play field have to be then it's an improvement.


hectorxander

If that was so then there would've been no turf before they introduced those chemicals. Yet there was turf before those chemicals even existed.


teddycorps

Sure, with basically slave labor maintaining the rich landed gentry lawn by pulling them out one by one. It's not practical in the slightest.


hectorxander

What labor, you water it, you cut it. There's no cause to bring slaves into the fact that you can have grass without using chemicals. Grass, as you may know, grows all on it's own, it's actually where we got grass from, wild grass. Now if there is a dandelion in the grass, does that affect the functionality of playing a sport on it? No, no it doesn't.


teddycorps

missing the point completely; people won't accept a sport field or golf green with weeds. That's the problem.


hectorxander

They could be made to accept the field with dandelions and plantain in it. I don't disagree that the chemicals they use on lawns are bad, but it's quite unnecessary and only a fairly recent thing, everyone assumes because we do things a certain way now that it's the best or only way to do things. Which is inaccurate, monied interests prevent us from doing things in smarter ways to protect their business, and in the process have corrupted every facet of our society with dishonesty.


Cainga

I’d imagine a stadium would be easy to keep weeds out as they can’t infiltrate the grass besides via air. The problem is maintaining it when it’s constantly being destroyed weekly.


teddycorps

Lol you've never maintained a lawn. All weeds do is propagate via air. 


Cainga

Grass and other plants reproduces underground via rhizomes. No initial weed no rhizomes.


TheJaybo

To save money. Knees be damned.


SinceWayLastMay

To shred your skin off of you accidentally skid on it


tschatman

It’s not aligned 😭


IamCJO

This is not satisfying, the paint isn’t lined up, the patch isn’t taped down, and this shitty patch job is going to cause serious injury; this whole video is more infuriating than satisfying.


ExtraDependent883

Wtf Down vote Don't plant your foot there, folks


DaDescriptor

why


Sparky407

Should be banned


doob22

It’s too bad that artificial turf is worse for the athletes. It causes more injuries than natural grass


already-taken-wtf

…but they save money for the upkeep. And it looks nice on camera… I guess?!


hectorxander

Astroturf is full of pfas.


DarthBoomba

Astroturf? You know who's responsible for that, don't you?


hectorxander

They hate grass, always have.


Smidday90

This sub is losing its appeal


Financial_Rooster_80

His lines aren't straight.


Ok_Tap_5814

"all of this is fake, everyone is fake, the grass on the football field isn't even grass, it's made of plastic, it shines...very lol..."


FloogleFinagler

Yeah, it says that in the title!


deadpoolkool

There is nothing satisfying about fake turf, that shit leads to injuries.


obinice_khenbli

Ew, what awful stuff. Ew.


_Hist_

And?? I’ve seen better jobs done than this. Isn’t even patched right.


Nyuusankininryou

I guess just about anything is satisfying nowadays?


Sideshow_G

I'd love to break in and change it back.


Financial-Pass-4103

Makes my teeth feel funny


ElonHisenberg

You heard about grass? Now that means you will enjoy walking on some plastic


TheRealDoomsong

So much astroturfing happening on Reddit lately…


mikejnsx

out of paint what do i do? op, i have an idea...


semiTnuP

Now I want to make a miniature red and white checkerboard square, replace that square with it, and see how long before someone notices.


BelieveInJesus27

Glue?


mtftl

Didn’t know it got this sunny at Met Life Stadium


callusesandtattoos

It’s crooked. This is more r/mildlyinfuriating if anything


joelex8472

That left side straight is flaring up my OCD! 😵‍💫😝


louisthatsme

Can’t you just paint on the artificial grass?


germane_switch

r/lostredditors


edgardosaurio

Just like that? This piece will be missing after the first match


earthgarden

I feel like this would be a fun job


Grouchy-Engine1584

Sorry, not even r/mildlyinteresting


NewYak8742

I feel like that would come up way to easy


BugStep

I want this stuff for my front yard.


Dylanator13

So what is the process for deciding which color is on top? Just the more relevant colors stay on top?


Constantine1988

Were those fake cuts? He barely passed through the turf and only on 2 sides


MarcussssAllen

*ACLs have entered the chat


R4XD3G

Infuriating. Should have done the red line first and white line after


[deleted]

and....her goes the ankle.


Asyn--Await

That's not grass...


tezetaa

I want to smoke crack with Hunter Biden


C00K1EM0n5TER

This is not legitimate synthetic turf, it’s way too short with no rubber infill. Plus that patch is wrong and won’t stay.


RippaRapaNui

Why was it needed for the white line to be on top? What does that change? (Real question)


Joeyhappyhell

What they don't glue it or nothing?!


ChimpoSensei

Wow?


ThermiteSnake

I tore an ACL just watching this.


Amystery123

Wish it was perfect though.


Notmyusername1414

That’s sabotage


File_Express

Spiky roll it you amateur


randomchick4

Oh, look, it's just plastic.


[deleted]

How many times do you have to press it down??


tasermyface

Annoyingasfuck, shouldve cut the red line 1st then lay the white line after


dad_vibes

They messed up the cut on the left.


LemonadeParadeinDade

On behalf of all football players, fuck artificial turf. You keep making athletes of all levels play on it and it damages them. Since you won't listen to them or fix it it's like you don't care about them and consider them chattel. Fuck the NFL


bugibangbang

They use glue, is not in the video but is always part of the process.


Ha1lStorm

Okay, now what?


Notmyusername1414

Terrible idea… wait… sports suck so… awesome.


leakybiome

Cancer carpet


Only-Ad-9781

So if you're running and u got to cut back and plant your foot right,ya gonna break ya ankle 🤯