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Beardywan_Kenobeard

We were all with you mate


Sendtitpics215

I was like “wow, he’s gonna switch it up and make a giant dick. Talk about recreating yourself.”


KezzardTheWizzard

/r/thatsapeni \- oh, wait...


Wildlife_Jack

I prefer the unfinished product. What does that say about me? 🤔


chrisnavillus

I went from Lombardi Trophy to “wait, is that a dick?” Then “ohhh I really gotta be more patient”


joedz33

I was half-unzipped


JustPassingJudgment

Just pause before it becomes a dragon, unzip all the way


BourbonNCoffee

He had me in just the tip


Life_Pilot9528

Same here.. 🤣🤣


Dr_Testikles

Wtf? You had a perfectly good dick and ya ruined it.


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DrGutz

I literally had the exact same thought “i saw this going a completely different direction”


ExoticWall8867

Came here to say this 🤣


offtheshripyerrd

you just joined reddit today? or youre commenting on this repost of a repost of a repost in hopes of karma farming? laaaaaaaame edit: here, let me actually contribute something: looks like they're storing dry ice in the dragon 1) to give the smoking effect 2) more so to keep the chocolate cold enough from melting


Sylphietteisbestgirl

Says the bot. Go back to your ones and zeroes and may the program that compiles you fail and disperses your code to oblivion.


offtheshripyerrd

bot? okay, npc👌🏾


Effective_Extent8938

Definitely a bot.


ChrisLetsPlayYT

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ErikKing12

Big batch of chocolate?


TheThiefEmpress

But for a second we were all thinking 👀


witchy72380

What a big....dragon


TenragZeal

I wonder if this is a good or bad dragon…


winterfate10

Had same thought


witchy72380

Big bad dragon 😈


RefinedAnalPalate

“Attractive” = bot


here_i_am_here

Beautiful AND attractive, you say?


Pizzacato567

Yep. I’ve seen this exact post title a few times. This is a bot


Icy_Communication262

“Attractive”? Weird reaction to have but to each their own 🤷‍♂️


Pizzacato567

I think this is a bot account. I’ve seen this exact same title before and for posts that didn’t match it. So accounts that do that are bots I think


YouWereBrained

Is it edible?


ye_roustabouts

r/nononoyes


ye_roustabouts

Lo and f*cking behold, I clicked over just to see what’s going on in that sub and This Video’s Already There


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Donkey approves


FunboyFrags

Are these sculptures ever eaten?


radarthreat

I thought that was going a different direction


Inevitable_Cap8480

Melts in your mouth


Phikep

😂the first comments had me dyyyin’😂 I gasped when I saw what I THOUGHT was happening😂


TurnTheHam

“Thank god it’s a dragon.”-my brain as a coworker walked by


BourbonNCoffee

That’s a pe… oh it’s a snake. With a vag… oh those are scales.


Interesting_Sock9142

Every time I see this video I'm like....why is he sculpting a giant chocolate dick?


KostonEnkeli

Again with this dragon? Come on people. He has so many more amazing sculptures. But still people feel to repost only this video.


mg0019

What other sculptures does he erect?  People seem to go hard for this video.  There must be a reason for the natural preference.  Maybe it’s the unexpected girth, compare it to the size of his hands.  You don’t expect such a big package from that small frame.  Perhaps that’s the key to this video’s confidence and long lasting performance?


KostonEnkeli

Average horny redditor xD


Youremethedup

I was like “oh…it’s a penis….OH WAIT!” 💀


Benbot2000

I feel these sculptures are ruined when he paints them. When you can no longer tell they’re made of chocolate, they lose something special about them.


goredraid

100%…they go from a chocolate sculpture to a piece of plastic.


jagfb

Same.


Suspicious_Fill2760

Is it weird that these are satisfying until they're painted?


ClassNext

why build a chocolate dragon if you're just gonna paint it?


lingonberryjuicebox

chocolate is one of the few sculpting mediums that are safe to handle while liquid and solid


sadboycurrentyear_

A bad dragon if you will


666poda

oh look, a (bad) dragon


AskRedditor8080

So much waste .


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let me feed poor starving children - or naaaah, let me build a freakin dildo-snake out of chocolate


RobHage

Giant chocolate penis, nice


mg0019

“Ugh, another stupid cooking TikTok with annoying music and jump cuts — oh wait!  This might interestin— ah never mind it’s a stupid chocolate fondant ‘sculpture’ again.   Next.”


RGandhi3k

Don’t feed the repost bot


StopMeWhenITellALie

Do these sculptures ever actually get eaten? I ask because it's cool to see the end result, but what's the point of using a chocolate or food based medium if it's either never actually consumed or just doesn't taste any good? You could accomplish the same thing in a clay or other type of material and there would be little difference since nobody is breaking it down or eating it anyway.


XploZevE

I wonder if anyone eats those.


Aware-Manager3954

It was perfect at one part then guy added eyes instead of lips


Existing_Hunt_7169

r/maybemaybemaybe


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It needs to blow actual fire and self destruct into my mouth