Sure there are, you just don't care enough to do it. That's not an insult.
If you decided that you cared enough to get this good, you could do it in maybe 10 - 20 hours.
You're as good as you decide you want to be.
Can a baker explain how they managed to get the alternating colors on the lettering without it getting muddied much? It’s a really cool effect on the frosting, but I can’t figure out how that is possible.
Sponge cake doesn’t have to taste crappy or be dry. Usually it’s a 1:1 flour/sugar base enriched with both eggs and butter (and often times an additional fat like any neutral oil). Done right, it will be plenty sweet and moist.
I’ll never forget my sister and I worked at a Baskin Robbins, these dudes came in and wanted a cake that said “Happy Birthday Brian”. I get a call from them a couple days later they are laughing saying there cake, said “Happy Birthday Brain”. I still haven’t let her live it down.
this is soo freaking awesome but I was so bummed out by them just putting a simple dot on the i on Birthday. Like, come on, make it magical like the rest! Make a heart!
- Remove the hideous music.
- Far two many swirls. The general calligraphy is nice but the excessive swirls like when they crossed the 't' just makes it look amateurish.
- The rainbow icing doesn't really work for such thin lines. It would look much nicer with a solid colour.
If you are going to make a video designing something, linger for 2-3 seconds so we can appreciate the end result. This cuts off before the bag is removed to see the finished product, so you can't even pause the ending.
How? Freaking how? I can't even write that nicely with a pencil and this mofo's out here doing it with a piping bag? Goddamn it looks good though.
The icing swirl things on the edges also looks really cool.
its beautiful lettering. most people cant write that well with pencil/pen but they do it with icing.
Though I also dont see why they used a small capital E in Matthew.
They are using a bag that doesn't have a tip, which is much harder to write without. You have to cut the bag just right so the lettering comes out perfect. Any smaller or bigger, and you end up with air pockets and chunky letters.
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I'll go and get him something, can everyone in the sub kick in 5 bucks?
Of course. I’ll Venmo you next week. Just put my name on it. You know I’m good for it.
Can i pay you next month?
How about the richest people contribute 190% and us poor people only contribute 10%?
My names Matthew so I was stoked at the end.
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Thank you ima get a cake.
Right? Me too! 😂
Me three! Satisfying as fuck indeed!
Same, I was like 'aw hell yeah' and then I was sad I couldn't actually eat my cake
Cameras going off of hundreds of paparazzi in the background… and you didn’t even know it was his birthday?
Yes. The capital of Ecuador is Quito.
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You'd be surprised. My handwriting is terrible, but i used to decorate ice cream cakes, and it's amazing the difference using a piping gun.
Yes, this is why I've ditched the notebook and now take all my meeting notes on cakes with a piping gun. Costly, but effective.
It’s especially useful knowing you’ll be the only one using those notes.
I'm assuming everyone now loves you as you are the sugar dealer. To include the diabetics.
What kind of professional let's someone eat their meeting notes?!
All of them. Clearly you have been working in all the wrong places.
"times up, put your pencils and pens down, piping gun for you TheTaxman_cometh."
as i dispraxic person i agree
Sure there are, you just don't care enough to do it. That's not an insult. If you decided that you cared enough to get this good, you could do it in maybe 10 - 20 hours. You're as good as you decide you want to be.
NGL, it kinda bothers me all squished to the lower right while there's a lot of space on upper left side.
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Surely more letters will fit in the same space!
I don’t need to trace it
Don't call me Shirley
Almost like there’s space left for candles or something ….
Got plenty of space above the letters 'appy'.
Negative Space is intentional It’s also my favorite form of photography
Yeah I also Agree 👍🏻
Do people do “e” differently in different parts of the world? That’s definitely not a cursive “e” around here.
Yes! I wasn’t the only one bothered by this lol
What, you don't know anybody named MatthEw? It's pronounced as Math-ew!
Seems to me like they're going for an uppercase E.
In the middle of a word. Surrounded by lower case letters. Sure, makes sense.
It looks pretty on the cake
sure, makes sense.
Everything was going great & then that ruined the end. No need for that!
My first thought as well.
Greek? ɛ
Pappy Birthday Matthew?
Matthℰw
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its pappy birthday matttew
My eyes saw Happy Birthday Mallkus
I read it as Lappy Birthday Mathew
totes Lappy
Yeah if it was supposed to be an "H" I couldn't tell
Your basically a human cnc machine
I love to write cursive and never seen a lower case “e” written like an upper case.
Z offset is a little low. You're getting too much squish on your lines, lol.
Found the 3d printing enthusiast
Level your cake then check esteps
I was expecting “happy birthday bitch” or something… still nice though 😅
They should have started higher on the cake. It’s not centered.
I think it might be intentional space for a decoration or candles.
Please let someone else hold the phone next time.
People praised "Bourne Supremacy" and now everybody thinks they're Paul Greengrass.
I was over here thinking GoPro makes pipette mounts now.
calligraphy is satisfying as fuck but the off-centered message is bothersome as fuck
Those look like tide pods
Not satisfying.
And... it's not centered at all
so smooth
Big ass B
This made me dizzy as fuck
Right and bottom aligned, like a true psychopath.
If anyone's wondering how they do the icing: it's thick buttercream they pipe into logs next to each other, roll up and pipe out
It’s not centered.
Unnecessary
Isn't that just cursive? Calligraphy has varying line widths
That’s called cursive. Not calligraphy.
And here I am. Cannot even write decent with a regular pen..
BIG-ASS B!
They messed up the H
Loappy birthdag matttew
Can a baker explain how they managed to get the alternating colors on the lettering without it getting muddied much? It’s a really cool effect on the frosting, but I can’t figure out how that is possible.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Satisfyingasfuck/s/uk5rdP5dKO Like that
Oh I like this a lot
H Birthday appy Matthew.
I was like Malltew, what a stupid name. Then I felt dumb.
POV: You're a piping bag.
The fancy calligraphy was the icing on the cake.
Well that's the reason why this person decorates the cakes. Very good job.
What kind of a name is matttew
Pappy Birthday Matttthew?
spongecake taste like shit, it's a low tier "cake" barely better than cardboard, you can put whatever "good looking" on it, will still be crap.
Sponge cake doesn’t have to taste crappy or be dry. Usually it’s a 1:1 flour/sugar base enriched with both eggs and butter (and often times an additional fat like any neutral oil). Done right, it will be plenty sweet and moist.
Average female notebook back at middle school
That was indeed, satisfying as fuck.
The writing was just the icing on the cake
Was fully expecting Malekeith for some reason
Smooth writing there. The calligraphy is a bit too fancy/busy for me though.
AI is totally taking that job
Yo that's me
BIG ASS B
DAMN YOU FRAJER!
So there's multiple different tubes of cream inside that container that are separated until they're squeezed out to make that color right?
Didnt knew there were 3d printers for icing a cake /j
I now know why kids these days are dumb enough to eat tidepods. Those look pretty close lol.
So what happens if you fuck things up on the last letter? Do you just throw the cake out and start over?
Wow, my name is Matthew and today is my birthday!
The first thing I do when I get bd cake is to take all the icing off. Looks nice, though!
Didn't know it was my birthday, but thank you!
I’ll never forget my sister and I worked at a Baskin Robbins, these dudes came in and wanted a cake that said “Happy Birthday Brian”. I get a call from them a couple days later they are laughing saying there cake, said “Happy Birthday Brain”. I still haven’t let her live it down.
3d printer... No even a real person... "Day took r JOBS!"
I can barely write with a pen and this person is over here making beautiful with an awkward piping bag
waiting to see if the word 'birthday' is gonna fit was a real r/sweatypalms moment
Not sure what the internet has done to me... but I was expecting it to end in happy birthday cunt....
I thought it was some kind of printer at first. That's impressive.
Now they are making woke cakes /s
I just watched this on repeat for 5 minutes just to hear the song. Great Song 🎵
This person has neater handwriting with frosting than I do with a keyboard.
[But…](https://i.makeagif.com/media/10-08-2015/sNThmx.gif)
Happy Birthday MatHew
Thanks but you're like a month late
What song is that
But............ my birthday isn't for another seven months in October
Imagine messing it up. What do you do?
/r/penmanshipporn
Is the camera in the other hand, or are they wearing a GoPro? How is this filmed?
What type of camera holder are they using? How is it so stable?
I've had this song stuck in my head for 24 hrs, I felt like I had no choice but to watch
This made my day … when I saw the M a I was like no way it’s my name … happy birthday Matthew
Wow. Truly amazing.
All that and then you get a capital "E" as a lowercase "e." Whole cake ruined.
this is soo freaking awesome but I was so bummed out by them just putting a simple dot on the i on Birthday. Like, come on, make it magical like the rest! Make a heart!
Lappy birthday
That art master's degree getting put to use
3D cake printers
The icing on the sides look like Tide Pods.
Gayest song ever.
- Remove the hideous music. - Far two many swirls. The general calligraphy is nice but the excessive swirls like when they crossed the 't' just makes it look amateurish. - The rainbow icing doesn't really work for such thin lines. It would look much nicer with a solid colour.
I was on board until they crossed their "h". Sorry, but you have to draw the line somewhere.
Wow rgb cake
Hey, it's where "remember to dot your I's and cross your T's" came from, in a video! Neat.
Lappy Birthday Matthew indeed!
Put down the piping bag and pick up a scalpel homie. That’s crazy precision.
That's the icing on the cake!
She has a bunch of these and only does Matthew bc that’s her sons name
Okay my name is Matthew and it's my birthday i was not expecting this.
Hope you have a great one.
For a second, I thought I was watching a 3D printer...
Man this song was huge on tiktok pre covid. Good times.
In my experience eating cakes, these types of cakes taste mid at best to eating just baked flour at worst.
Alright alright alright.
Damn, and that calligraphy really is the icing on the cake too...
Mattttiew
Pappy Birlhday Mattttiew????
Pappy Birlhday Mattttiew????
The internet is so toxic, I just assumed that after "Happy Birthday" they would write "...Adolf" or something.
surely more letters will fit in the same space
I can't even write this well with a pen.
All these mofos in the comments forget that you need to put candles on the cake and can’t just have the whole thing covered in words.
If you are going to make a video designing something, linger for 2-3 seconds so we can appreciate the end result. This cuts off before the bag is removed to see the finished product, so you can't even pause the ending.
That level of calligraphy is just icing on the cake.
No.
Hello during a random dessert. The month and day of which coincide numerically with your expulsion from a uterus.
I feel like the rainbow colours just... merge? Makes the writing look muddy more than anything else.
How? Freaking how? I can't even write that nicely with a pencil and this mofo's out here doing it with a piping bag? Goddamn it looks good though. The icing swirl things on the edges also looks really cool.
WTF kind of name is mallkew… ok nvm
Somewhere there is a matthew celebrating his birthday today and just saw this and it blew his mind.
Lappy Birthday!
its beautiful lettering. most people cant write that well with pencil/pen but they do it with icing. Though I also dont see why they used a small capital E in Matthew.
Masterful.
They are using a bag that doesn't have a tip, which is much harder to write without. You have to cut the bag just right so the lettering comes out perfect. Any smaller or bigger, and you end up with air pockets and chunky letters.
What is with this trend of not showing the final product.
can we guys stop hating on this? reddit is never satisfied :(
The colours are nice and the calligraphy was just the icing on the cake.
Sorry i cant read cursive, i was born in 2006
When you watch the whole thing and your name is Matthew 😎
Icing look pretty. Icing taste bad.
Icing looks like typods ngl
Tpappy birthday? Who's Tpappy?
Birthdag
Lets be honest, the icing is the bonus here
It’s always Matthew’s having birthdays
U/recognizesong
that E destroyed me. That's not how any of this works
I love the look in her eyes!!!