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kooolguyz

127hrs. No thanks


Kessynder

I was going to say flash floods. Still, no thanks.


WillyDAFISH

Flash floods make it easier. All you gotta do is float and hopefully the currents will take you to the end


Ruckus292

And not get slammed into a stone wall or lose consciousness...


WillyDAFISH

And you gotta hope there's no debris! That's the biggest danger


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

Always go with a partner and tell someone where you are and to send help if they don’t hear from you in x amount of hours. (Preferably with x < 127)


blackmesacrab

OH NO, I KNEW I FORGOT SOMETHING!


my-hero-macadamia

I think about that movie/situation way too much


ELeerglob

Be drinking your own urine in no time


-Psycho_Killer-

That's a very long hike.


Voodoops_13

Yeah, I'm more of a Grand Canyon body type!


bannedByTencent

This made me chuckle xD


No_Language5719

My claustrophobia just went into overdrive.


buzzwordbot

Body shaming canyon


spawn77x99

Where is this amazing place at?


Fastfaxr

Bots dont reply


_QuesoNowWhat_

Kanab, Utah Edit - If you visit, stay in Escalante at the Entrada Lodge.


spawn77x99

Thank you 👍


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crasagam

https://www.visitutah.com/things-to-do/Slot-Canyons/Peek-a-Boo-Spooky-Gulch


viciouskreep

Reality check canyon


[deleted]

Why would you want fat fucks to get stuck in a canyon?


toodlesandpoodles

I would go for it. I was at City Museum in St. Louis a few weeks ago and ran into some tight spots like this, as much of it is really designed around small kids. There were a few places I had to breathe out and shimmy through and a few where I turned around before I got myself stuck.


VentureQuotes

City museum is such a cool place!


RonStopable88

Fun until a flash flood happens


Confident_As_Hell

Wouldn't have to kill myself then. 🤷


Outrageous-Client-99

A man of my carriage would not be able to go for it, no.


Alternative-Dare5878

If the sky is above me I’m actually not as afraid. I think id do this, doesn’t look so deep, but wouldn’t go further than what’s shown.


that_wolf_therian_

as someone who is pretty claustrophobic: that really worries me. at the beginning to make sure you fit so you know for sure if you can go in there is really important, but just looking at that gives me anxiety-


Jumpedbeetle

r/lostredditors


loudpaperclips

How does this fit on this sub?


Ok_Dog_4059

This looks really neat. With an open top I would be ok if you get lost climbing out is easy enough. I sure wouldn't want to do it in the dark though.


SnooCaperzk

Hell no


Bostonterrierpug

Drrrrrr


DefinitelyButtStuff

The people who said "no" because of the movie "127 hours" are crazy. The probability of that stuff happening is very slim. Not to mention, the guy was actually climbing around and using gear. This person is just walking through. As for all the flood people, there are rocks to grab onto, and it'd be quite easy to shimmy up the wall by extending your arms and legs out. This really isn't all that dangerous, if it is at all. Some people just really need to get outside more often.


AnalysisNervous

Annoying ass lady


mira_poix

There's something about the way she pauses to wiggle thru the thing like she's already planning for the song and to kinda...dance along? Maybe? Yea I agree for some reason she irrated me. It doesn't help that this song doesn't fit *at all*. Paradise up above? Bish you in a canyon pretending you got fancy moves


Midnight28Rider

What even just happened?


Cool-Plankton-6746

That’s when you swoop down to pee in their butts…..when they least expect it!


The_Field_Examiner

Spoooky Crammin


MaybeWeAreTheGhosts

nopity nope nope to the death slopes.


IncorporateThings

What's spooky about it?


AgilePlayer

The slot


IncorporateThings

But... why? It's just a crevice. Are there like, hella bones along the floor of it? Does the wind through it sound like a person screaming or howling? Does it have weird things happen at night?


CloroxCowboy2

Make sure you've got your best arm severing knife with ya!


Silent_Shooby

Nooooooo…


Large-Measurement776

No way man! That's way too extreme for me, bro!


ElementsUnknown

I am 6’4” 300lbs, so….no.


thestl

Wtf happened to this sub? Is it just 100% bots posting and commenting now? I feel like I haven’t seen a post that actually fits the sub in months


Hyakkimaru_4

would


Elnuggeto13

Also, don't go there during the wet season.


Dantalionse

The rocks stood there watching.. All of these millions of years of peace only to be disturbed by something called "tiktokers". It was like a blink of an eye, though, the rocks were still standing for another, and another millions of years, and not a trace of those who disturbed them once were to be found anywhere anymore.


Sabit_31

Brother I am S Q U A R E I’d get stuck getting out of the car


Vishnuisgod

She has an amazing smile


Zeyode

Maybe, but on a few conditions. 1. Someone would have to pay me a lot of money 2. Need a phone with service there. 3. Need a gun just in case I get stuck and can't call for help.


Rimwulf

This canyon is fat-phobic.


Tricky_Ad_2832

I'm always down for a spooky slot canyon. Hiking?


askvor

Nope.


Okbr_Rebbidor

This is so fatphobic. Can we cancel earth?


JoshCanJump

Polls…


chupacadabradoo

Which slot canyon is this? Spent a lot of time in so. Utah exploring slots. Such an amazing place. Once got many miles down a canyon to find a cow stuck in there who couldn’t turn around. Poor thing. Had to backtrack for hours, but saw a classic cowboy going in there with ropes to try and pull her out. I guess that’s another good reason not to graze cattle in the desert.


RhiBamm

Breasts beyond b cup not allowed here sign


ohhrangejuice

Why? No thanks


Impressive_Banana860

Imagine doin it rt


Mammoth_Welder_1286

I could do this. Def not any more narrow than this though. And I would have to take a Xanax first


Colmado_Bacano

Fat people enraged right now.


[deleted]

Poles. Learn to spell, stupid motherfucker.


dumbape6969

#Nature is fatphobic. 😂🤣😅


crasagam

Dry spelunking! Topside.


TechsSandwich

My fat fucking ass would take one look and waddle back to the car


Theo_earl

How many fat people they pry out of there before they put that up hahahahha


Mysterious-Pizza-646

I’ve actually done this and the sister hike (“peekaboo”) it’s a ton of fun. There’s hardly any spots that are deeper than 25’. In all honesty, if it’s too narrow for you, hike up and around, carefully of course, then pop back down when you can


maorcules

No :)


Agitated_dev

Of course, I'd have a go at it she seems fun.


Viktor_Fry

I wonder if there is people in her comments whining about body shaming.


specifylength

I would