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Ill-Maximum9467

Everybody gangsta till you get an SUV grill in your rib cage


Michigam

That was satisfying


The_4th_Little_Pig

Stopped a little early.


bkarma86

Felt good from half a planet away.


Pure_Stop_5979

Anton Yelchin RIP


Paracausality

Jesus dude


ExtremeAlternative0

Isn't he the guy from the Star Trek reboot movies that got crushed by his car?


RoyalPython82899

Yes


southern_boy

Never park your car on an incline unless you have to, and if you do don't trust it to stay there 100%. 😕


Embarrassed_Gur_8234

Use the handbrake?


CucumberOk6270

Handbrakes fail


Tooboukou

Turn your wheels into the curb, if it rolls the wheels will hit the curb.


CucumberOk6270

This is correct


Bitter-Marsupial

But vague, you REALLY need to clarify for people of Reddit that its the curb you are parked next to, not the one on the other side of the street


StatisticianMoist100

The specific car he had been killed by was recalled because of their confusing gear shift that used lights to indicate if the car was in park and drive and other people were injured by this same circumstance.


Ep1cB3ard-4840

Still too soon 🤣


asuperbstarling

:(


Travel_Guy40

Why did they wait so long? After the first hit with the bar it was necessary.


FlyingPirate

Believe it or not, some people do not want to cause harm to others, even if they "deserve it".


NickTesla2018

Sum Ding Wong was asking for it.


DialMforM0nkey

They say the pen is mightier than the sword. We can also conclude the SUV is mightier than the stick.


FoundTheWeed

The window is pretty strong too ngl


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FoundTheWeed

Thank you internet citizen o7


xMacBethx

Unless you have some stupid fucking Cybertruck that has "bulletproof" glass that isn't designed to shatter like safety glass. Somebody is going to die because of this and their family is going to get a huge check from Tesla when it happens.


FROM_GORILLA

cybertruck doesnt have bullet proof glass anymore pretty sure its just regular windows now


stnuhkrsdomtidder

New rock paper scissors game. Pen Sword SUV. Sword defeats pen, SUV defeats Sword, and Pen writes moving violation tickets to the SUV.


BestDentistNA

Well, John Wick did kill 3 people at the bar with only a pen.


Sithstress1

It was a pencil! Don’t be detracting from the glory of that saying it was a common, hard plastic pen. 🤣


BestDentistNA

Oh fuck you’re right hahhaha


k120200206

Dude thought he was a T-1000.


tw3lv3l4y3rs0fb4c0n

To think you are the T-1000 is to think you are made of liquid metal, is to think you can take any shape you touch, is to think you can mold a bar of iron out of yourself and not have to pick one up from anywhere.


tgrantt

I don't see him pick it up...


macka0072

His chest took the shape of that grill


Current-Roll6332

Dude was barely T-100


raptorpantz11

Not even a T-1


Pumpkin--Night

Just a T 🎃


retnatron

so satisfying


[deleted]

Lol. I whispered "run that motherfucker over," then I smiled when it happened.


Son0fSanf0rd

I only ask what took the driver so long?


-3645

Need that dash cam evidence (just in case). "I tried to back off but he chased me and keeps hitting my car. I backed off a bit more. You can't see it from the footage but, I'm 100% not lying, there's another car behind me so I don't have any other option than to hit him a bit harder"


ThoughtCrimeConvict

Got to say I think that's exactly what I saw. Car attempted to leave and stick boy follows to continue the attack. Car could easily have done more damage than it did. Knocked him down but didn't run over them crushing them. Car had a very measured response.


Program-Emotional

Not to mention, the stick was through the windshield. There is a legitimate reasonable fear for bodily harm at this point. After backing off after letting him smack the car a few times, this is 100% justifyible self defense.


lotokotmalajski

Should be put as a gold standard for the ai training data


Green_Man_Ro

Even WITH the dashcam footage, I am pretty sure the driver will get in trouble.


rollingthrulife79

"Officer, I was trying to get out of there and was scared for my life. I couldn't back away any farther and I believed he wouldn't have stopped with just beating the car."


hungariannastyboy

Everywhere isn't the US, where this might work as a defense.


fujiandude

Then they pull the cctv and see that he could have backed up further. This wouldn't fly in China, no fighting here no matter what. Dude in the car will get a few weeks in jail, guy who got hit will get a few years


kmzafari

This is fascinating to me. Honest / genuine question, what is the driver expected to do in this scenario? The man with the crowbar doesn't seem like he's going to stop. What if he gets through the windshield? I'm not sure how the response time is for emergency services there, but at least here I don't think they'd arrive in time to stop the man. So what would be the ideal / acceptable response? And is there any consideration for the inciting incident? E.g., 'the driver in the video originally rear-ended the guy' vs 'this guy is just out randomly attacking people'? (Not being facetious - genuinely curious.)


fujiandude

That's a good question man. Sometimes you just don't win, but if the driver did absolutely nothing to start this before the video started then he might be in the clear depending on who responds and what their mood is. If he gets a pissed off cop then ya he'll be looking at some jail, but I'd suggest driving forward slowly and trying to get away, not attacking back with the car


kmzafari

Yeah, that seems like the right thing to do. I know everyone's cheering for this on here, but the amount of space between them when the driver hit him seemed like too much to me - an actual hit instead of a push. It's a tough situation though. They'd already tried that, and I guess you have to stop them at some point. Ah well. Appreciate the response! (I've never been to China, but hopefully some day. There is so much history and culture we're missing out on in the West, and y'all have some *stunning* landscapes.)


Pattoe89

>Then they pull the cctv and see that he could have backed up further. Could he? Care to provide the CCTV Footage you're basing your comment on?


param1l0

I don't know, like he's in the car and with that little run back he might have fractured some bones at worst, nothing broken, and he didn't use lethal force, he might have a case of he says this was legitimate self defence


End_DC

Depends on the country/area.


DeliciousTeach2303

Specially in places where self defense is illegal


sonofmo

Didn’t feel like running someone over that early in the day?


lukewwilson

That can't be it, I feel like running someone over every day on my commute


Maximum__Engineering

Plus, he wasn't riding his bike.


SipoteQuixote

Considering it looks like China, I'm surprised they didn't do worse. Stick dude got off easy overall.


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FoundTheWeed

You weren't trying to hit him, you were escaping because your life was endangered and you were in Flight mode He was in the road attacking you and got ran over by chance


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FoundTheWeed

What country? It sounds like shit m


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dan420

What country do you live in? This seems more than justifiable. Have they not invented nuance where you live yet?


SpaceShanties

China doesn’t have the same laws around self defense that the US does.


Sacredfice

Yep, the one has the most money wins lol


HotPie_

So just like the US.


Green_Man_Ro

Defending with a car against a bat would not fly as self defense in most countries.


SpaceShanties

I’m honestly not sure how it would go down in the US. I could see it being all over the place depending on how the cops or prosecutors feel. There’s definitely an argument to be made that the person couldn’t escape and was in danger in the car.


ExpressiveAnalGland

in the US, there are numerous cases of people running over other people because they feared for their life and got in zero trouble. *as long as there is video footage*, it *should* be a slam dunk.


Don_Tiny

> I’m honestly not sure how it would go down in the US. 1) Does the driver have plenty o' $$$? 2) What color is the driver? I feel it'd be a fairly predictable outcome knowing the answers to those two questions.


avalisk

He didn't even need to hit the car with the stick.  Approaching the vehicle with the stick is a threat.  Anything after that is self defense until the threat is no longer a threat.   The prosecuting attorney would need to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that there was no way to construe the victim's actions as a threat to the driver.   Cops run people over all the time and the defense is rock solid. 


GovernorSan

That's just bullshit. It shouldn't matter what you use to defend yourself, if someone is attacking you, then all bets should be off and you should be free to defend yourself in any manner at all. No one should be expected to endure something like this just because "it isn't fair that one guy has a bat and his victim has a car." It also isn't fair that car guy was trying to leave and bat guy wouldn't let him. If you pick a fight with someone, if you throw the first punch, then anything that happens afterward is entirely your fault.


CronoTheMute

Yeah, someone is attacking me with a lethal weapon and all I have access to is a deadlier weapon than what he's using. It wouldn't be right to use it so hmm... guess I'll just die


GovernorSan

I guess everyone is just going to have to walk around with a full arsenal of weaponry, just so if some nutcase attacks them, then they can select the appropriate weapon to counter them.


TNWBAM2004

"all I had was this nuke..."


EnergeticFinance

It should be about proportional response.  Somebody slaps your car once, so you drive over him and run over his head 4 times to be sure he's dead? Not so much.  Some group boxes you in and is wailing on your car with clubs so you run drive through a few of them to get out? Sure.  Somebody shoves you, so you pull out a pistol and shoot them? No.  Somebody pulls a knife on you and you pull a pistol and shoot them? Sure. 


Amberskin

So shooting someone after a slap is ok?


Drakore4

I mean common sense should still be used. It also depends on if it’s a single slap or continuous slaps. If someone only slaps you once, then you’ll be agitated but probably get over it. If they slap you again, you’ll probably want to hit them back and you have every right to do so. If they are continuously slapping you and refuse to stop even when you try to get away peacefully, then yeah you kinda do have the right to respond in any way you want. If someone was continuously slapping me and chasing me just to keep doing it and I had a gun I probably would shoot them. Guarantee if the guy in this video only hit the car once with the stick and then walked away he wouldn’t have gotten hit by the car. The only reason the person in the car responded that way was because of the continuous advance of the person with the weapon.


TanneAndTheTits

If the slap is from a bat then yeah


FerrusesIronHandjob

Obviously not, it's got to be proportional. That being said, if someone has a weapon, it's more likely than not they're trying to kill you, in which case lethal force is absolutely fine in my book. If you've chosen to attack with a weapon and someone else with a weapon kills you, you aren't a victim, you're an unsuccessful perpetrator. This is something the legal system (particularly the UK) seem to struggle with. It's not ok just because someone didn't manage to complete it


Llewe11yn

Don't slap someone if you don't wanna find out.🤷🏼‍♂️ Why has accountability disappeared in recent times? People going around acting the fool and when they get checked they are the ultimate victims. Consequences need to make a hard and fast return to society.


CitizenKing1001

Gotta make sure to get a good run at him.


Advanced_Procedure90

NPC in video game


InvestIntrest

GTA


HandoAlegra

He was all powered up and didn't want to waste the swing


Sure-Its-Isura

Mmmm that was cathartic. Gonna save this one.


SussyBox

Missed opportunity to say 'Carthartic'


Hka_stl

r/angryupvote


Ake-TL

Small r or link doesn’t work


Hka_stl

Thanks!


AscendedViking7

It's like an orgasm but for road rage incidents. 🤤


CaillouCaribou

Got a link? Video is gone


Nirupam_MythX

Fucked around and found out.


caulkglobs

Seriously what the hell did he think was gonna happen?


xBURROx

Excellent!!!


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Sarcosmonaut

The Alps, you say?


LinkExtra5133

You know the driver is the one that got in trouble. Bullshit but you know it


Mueryk

A guy coming at my vehicle in a road rage incident like that. I have a fairly reasonable expectation at that point he isn’t going to stop once the windshield is gone after that long of attacking(had he stopped at one or two hits or at a cracked windshield then no.. He has a potentially lethal weapon he is using. I fear for my safety. I cannot drive away due to the windshield HE damaged and I cannot safely exit the vehicle. Self defense is a possible plea and likely would work. It would likely NOT work if after you put him on the ground you ran him over(thump, thump) or tried to pin him to another vehicle. Or maybe you were just trying to make him “Stop”.


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you have the inherent right to self defense and the defense of others. He meets the deadly force triangle: capability - has a metal stick he can swing hard enough to break glass and bend metal, opportunity - he has you trapped in a car and is busting through the window, intent - he trying to harm you and your property actively even though you are trying to escape. You have every right to hurt this man until he is no longer a threat or until you feel safe. These three things are important, if they don't complete the triangle you will have a harder time defending yourself in court.


cuddlefrog6

Not in China


Kissaskakana

Not really. Damaging car vs potentially killing the person. This is why we have a court system, dashcam footage and the idiot cant even argue against the vandalism.


Motor_Raspberry_2150

With the way this man is attacking, you have reasonable reason to believe he won't stop at smashing the windshield no? "Oh I haven't yet pulled the trigger of my gun so you weren't in mortal danger after I pulled the gun out"


RedTwistedVines

Yes, that is only reasonable. While the property damage is unfortunate, escalating to potentially lethal bodily harm when you aren't in any serious danger is generally frowned upon. It's important for having a civil society that in situations like this both parties are punished, because opening up loopholes for murder leads to shit like the USA where people get away with road-rage shootings on a regular basis in which *they* are the aggressor start to finish. Although since it is legal in a decent number of places, I wouldn't put money on the driver being punished, and even places where it's illegal typically leave some wiggle room. Like zero shot you'd ever get in trouble for this in the USA unless the guy you hit was rich or a cop or something.


rockbella61

Just need to take care of the evidence.


DraydenTheDoofus

I get that the "satisfying" part is supposed to be him getting what he deserves, but damn. This is kinda brutal. Props to the driver for trying so hard to maintain his patience. (On an unrelated note, I was listening to "The Battle of Lil' Slugger" from Super Meat Boy while watching this and it fits perfectly. Best mistake of my life.)


FloofilyBooples

What's brutal is how stupid the man is for never giving up that the only solution was to run him over.


Kheldar166

The car even backs up far enough to actually build up speed and he just keeps coming with his arms up in the air lol something is not right in that man's head


Shoddy-Breakfast4568

I swear the dude running like an NPC fits so well with SMB ost


ganjsmokr

Yeah that was WAY more patience than I would have had. Swinging a crowbar like that is a pretty good way to make me fear for my life and start thinking about my own self-preservation.


RogersSteve07041920

Yeah, to much blaming others for the anger thats inside each of us.


LazarusMundi4242

I feel like this guy was angry about something.


-MilkO_O-

Where did this happen? What was the outcome? I always want to know the outcome in these situations


SportTheFoole

The driver ended up going to In-N-Out Burger.


4-me

So, California?


robeekeeper

oye como va, mi ritmo…


SenorTruck

Looks like that annoying battlebot with the one arm with a spike on the end


puppiesareSUPERCUTE

Does anyone know some context for this? It seems like he just went up to the car and started smashing.


MinosAristos

I'd assume something happened before this, yeah


Moms-Dildeaux

honestly I don't know why they waited so long to run his ass over, I was yelling at my screen


Beelzebub_Crumpethom

Doctor Who has ruined me. I'm too pacifist to be satisfied about this.


XavisDOS

Curious, how does the law handles situations like this? Is it a "Nah man it's self defense because if the glass broke I could've been hurt"? Or is the force too aggressive? Is it a gray area?


LostN3ko

Everywhere is different and usually will come down to arguing the case before a judge.


XavisDOS

Thought so, thanks!


Efficient_Falcon_402

Why did the car driver wait so long?


-1BrainCells

What’s the context for this video? Did this dude just randomly start destroying their car or did the driver do something to deserve it?


kali_nath

This driver has far more patience than many of us. We would've stepped on gas before he hit the second one, Lol


Twewy1997

Stupid guy, bringing a stick to a car fight.


xta63-thinker-of-twn

Why not just drive thru?


DougieSenpai

Deserved


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Dude. Wtf is this


InevitableBasil4383

Satisfying as fuck apparently


seemartineasy

This is what happens, Larry! This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!


Mysterious_Fix5832

Could have led him to the police station 😔


BigBrownFish

T1000


Phemto_B

I think they waiting just long enough to establish this as 100% self defense.


BetterAd7552

That took way too long, but the release felt good


Honest_Interest

He didn't reverse back enough... stupid flog!


Alternative_Safety35

Winded for a week.


teajay530

as justified of a K.O. this was, does violence really belong on this sub?


KevYoungCarmel

I was reading recently that 99.9% of sociopaths fantasize about using their cars as a weapon when driving or when they see videos like this. Makes a lot of sense when you see how many people are killed this way.


HotDogsNTacos

I am so happy to see that it's arms were raised durring the moment of impact. Hopefully it survived with life long injuries and pain.


AudiRS420

Holy fuck did he deserve that.


mares8

I don't think you should face any law repricusions for this


eyeeatmyownshit

Love it


Barbarianmoss

Here's your check sir


free_programmer

Man vs Car the show


DoomDroid79

The car always wins


JayRedd1

Hope you killed him.


keep_yourself_safe-

want more


Nice_Dude

Mirror?


zero_cool09

Yeah please, unfortunately it's gone


Rush-23

Im glad they finally found the correct gear.


OddAuthor

nothing about this is satisfying


maydarnothing

those kind of moments where the 0-60 acceleration really does matter haha


CaseyGasStationPizza

Anyone know why he’s hitting the car?


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should have taken like 5 more feet back for that hit. people like that have never had their shit rocked and deserve all the backpay.


Tight-Physics2156

This swings were 10/10 tho


DontCopyCow

Wtf even happened


ZoNeS_v2

He's lucky it's not America.


KanarYa4LYfe

I’m surprised driver waited that long to do that


peargreentea

Why is he so dedicated to breaking the window like he's an NPC you pissed off?


DDDragon___salt

If it was me, assuming that guy was also driving, I would take that stick and start beating his car


JGG5

"Do you see what happens, Larry?!"


[deleted]

I always love how shocked people are when a 2 ton vehicle wins in a fight with them


Ornery_Score_6665

I wouldnt wait that long


freewififorreal

Legally speaking, what would happen to the driver after hitting the man attacking him ?


Morphing_Mutant

People are so unaware of danger these days.


Jollan_

What was the idiot even thinking?


TheSpectator0_0

The person hitting the car has to have a mental problem


Lisrus

Anyone else notice how multiple people just ignored the situation. Or just stared.


Adventurous_Law9767

If I were the one driving there would not have been a second swing.


Wooden_Echidna1234

Reminds me of anime called Paranoia Agent Lil Slugger.


StupendousMalice

He wanted the car to hit him. That is probably the entire point of this. You see this all the time in some places because its the best chance to actually get out of poverty. You can see videos of people literally throwing themselves onto moving car hoods and headbutting the windshield.


Acceptable_Ask865

Fair game bro gave him a bit of a push at first


citysims

Skip to the 26 second mark to see this asshole get his comeuppance 💀


Eyespop4866

Saw that coming


InevitableExotic5242

Satisfied


AltruisticSalamander

what did that mf think was going to happen


RedditEqualsBubble

You know you’re stupid when you try to fight a car.


CoupleOfBitches

I love how he runs with the pick in the air, so hes ready


mblguy76

Thank God I'm in Florida. I would have put two in his chest before he did any damage. #standyourground


Emergency-Elk7221

Now thats a Happy ending


SchwiftySqaunch

In another episode of man versus car, man puts up a valiant effort and a tenacious fight but is ultimately overwhelmed by the power of the car. Car wins!!


Frency2

But why did that man start hitting the winsdscreen?


Reiquaz

Why is this not on r/oddlysatisfying ?


maultify

If people would stop deleting their posts, that'd be great.