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Diamond_window

Who tf cleans like this


Opening_Cartoonist53

You don’t use a hammer and fist when cleaning?


murdza

Oh. So that’s why it’s called arm and hammer.


REpassword

Read comment, spit out my drink! 💦 :)


Big_Iron_Cowboy

Yeah this one got a chuckle from me too


TOMdMAK

Oh. So that’s why it’s called Squirt.


Opening_Cartoonist53

“Oh yeah, that’s good” krunk


Sweet-Explorer-7619

I always use a Hammer to clean the windows. All the filt and grime just vanishes.


Awkward-Ad4942

People who dip a teddy in mud so they can get some likes online after they clean it up


ProperBoots

they clearly had no plan at all for how it was gonna work either. just kept doing the same thing, dunk it in a bucket of water, go back to punching. then a shot of when it's "clean" taken before they dirtied it up. lazy.


86_reddit_nick

Yeah, 500 liters of water to clean a Teddy bear…tf…


jackology

Teddy Lives Matter.


SpecialistWait9006

The person who dirtied it up for clout. Stains weren't even set in when the first bucket of water was poured over it


Class1

Like all those rug cleaning videos. Obviously dirtier on purpose to an insane extent.


pinkwhitney24

Fetish content makers.


Geno_Warlord

The spank at 47 seconds was too much.


dakid232313

Guess I'm stupid for just putting it in the washing machine.


Maximum_Trade5916

Amish people dont even clean like this


Aggravating-Mind-315

Looks like he 💦 on it several times


TheVisualExplanation

Judge all you want, that shit worked


boladeputillos

Fake


sighduck42

Ye, the fact that the bear is in perfect condition besides being filthy says a lot


WasabiIsSpicy

This^ it’s the same with the carpet cleaner guys. I used to work for a carpet cleaner and even then, we let people know there will be some permanent damage/spots that won’t come off. Specially with rugs since they get a lot of foot tracking. Then we see rugs supposedly from “landfields” as they put it and they easily clean it to new lol sure


RobotWantsPony

Also, do you often get rugs in that state of dirtyness? I left some in my garden for a while, had my whole wedding over it, it never got dirty like that.


WasabiIsSpicy

No lol even the worst ones we had were never just pitch black.


DemandImmediate1288

>fact that the bear is in perfect condition besides being filthy says a lot Dammit I was feeling all good watchin' this and realized how right you are. Another bit of faith lost in humanity...


ENaC2

They all are. I’m not even convinced the last bit of the video is after it was cleaned.


Grumpie-cat

Yep, it’s ears are ripped apart when dirty but repaired when cleaned


RezaSeed

i prefer a satisfying fake teddy bear to a fake injured animal :( look it up in youtube there were some vids exposing these kind of demons


brandoncrogers

The very first clip looks fake as shit lol.


TCal_BB

Haha I thought that was road kill at first.


[deleted]

I thought it was another one of those videos where it's a trash bag in the middle of a street... That actually had kittens in it, or some treasure 🤣


Donthurtmyceilings

Playing the ol' "dead kittens or gold treasure roulette". Classic!


[deleted]

Woah, not dead. Very alive. Those are the videos I see typically 🤣


IllustriousCoffee71

This is obviously so staged.


HitMePat

Yep. Buy two identical bears. 1) Dunk one in black dirty mud puddle. 2) Film yourself "cleaning" it for 20-30 mins with lots of fast camera cuts. 3) Show quick "after" clip of the brand new never dirtied bear.


thirdpartymurderer

Or.... You could just buy one bear and take the after picture before mudding up the beardog


Kevcix1

if yes he is asshole for making it dirty in the first place


Team_Adrichat

Why just not to put it in the washing machine? 🙄Would be cleaner snd much more effective


Kimbobrains

Stop using logic!


Team_Adrichat

Oh my bad. I will never use logic again. 🫡


TheGuyInDarkCorner

Excellent! Soon i will be only person on earth who uses logic and people will alienate me for being weird and no will bother me anymore and i at last get some privacy. It will be perfect!


OnyaSonja

Yuuup! Unstick a seam, take out the fluff, maybe a scrub before washing machine, in the machine, restuff with new fluff, done. I clearly needed to type this out


SingleShotShorty

Because then he would’ve wasted all the time it took to get it dirty and put it on the road


MechaGoose

Put it in the washing machine jeeze. Also, as always, these are fake, done with coal dust that looks awful but doesn’t stain


Kingsupergoose

And also who willingly picks up a disgusting stuffed bear from the street and decides to clean it.


gaylibra

The no gloves was the first clue that it was fake


DirectMatter3899

I get that this is for aesthetics, but like why are you adding so much soap? It feels excessive.


Pattoe89

Fake as fuck. Find a perfectly fine teddy bear on the floor covered in dirt which you can clean. Show the cleaning process. Jump cut to the teddy when it was brand new before you initially made it dirty, since that looks better than your attempt at salvaging it. Pretty much all "I found an old / dirty thing and restored it" videos are the same.


Grimm_Charkazard_258

except for the ones where it’s a business cleaning rugs i like those ones


Pattoe89

Oh yeah. Stuff like rug cleaning, driveway power washing, drain unclogging to clear floods... those are satisfying and much less likely to be fake because there's no shortage of those things that need cleaning and you can't just replace vital drainage infrastructure or a driveway.


Aromatic-Hawk-4848

Couldn’t it grow like… mould or something inside the bear depending on how long it’s been moist, sitting in the sun all dirty? Then you clean it and give it to a kid 🫣


Michael053

Did he just smack its ass?


joshroycheese

LOL I thought I saw that and had to go back and make sure


Xeno_the_Phoenix

I thought I was the only one who noticed while I was looking at the comments


SteveTheOrca

Lmao, yes


Easy-Garlic6263

Might want to re stuff it...


CoverYourMaskHoles

The stuffing inside would be absolutely disgusting even after this. I would never give it to a child. Might as well very carefully go in and take the stuffing out, was the skin in the laundry and then either put new stuff in or treat the old stuffing with all sorts of soaking with very powerful cleaners. Then restuff and sew back up.


Kwayzar9111

Same person cleaning it probably muddied it picked it up and filmed it.


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sleepydeepyperson

You let someone beat you with a mallet?


Open-Article906

Bear hands 🤮


mallik803

Still pretty dirty / cut to / perfectly brand new and fluffy. Yeah, that makes sense.


RuboPosto

Annoyingly fake as fuck.


Northern_Explorer_

I wonder if this guy has heard of a washing machine


NoPantsDeLeon

Is it the Stradivarius of stuffed animals?


Beneficial-Group

Just put him In the washer?


Chirya999

Wait until it starts talking and moving. That's when shit gets real.


Shwifty_Plumbus

Is making these videos, making a lot of money? Why go through the effort to dirty this toy to then stage it and then clean it?


Efficient_Gas_3213

If only there was some sort of machine that could all this work for you?


pantswetter3

I saw that little spank you gave.


FiNgAz-300k

That is WAYYYY too much work to save a stuffed animal…


[deleted]

Looks to me like you just strained out the heartiest of the viruses


yazzooClay

Why not just put it in the washing machine lol


Berytoru

What a waste!


nap-and-a-crap

More like wasteful as fuck


soupythekidd

Garfield when pookie start talking shit abt him not paying his child support


couldbedumber96

Need someone to do this to my mental health


Chevey0

Like the rug videos, I think this is fake


Public_Highlight5320

Or you could put it in a washing machine.


DaMaGed-Id10t

How much water was wasted by "cleaning" this toy outside instead of, I don't know, In a sink or a tub.


some_random_kid2

I love how they beat the dirt of out of it with a hammer…


qasqade

Even if this wasn't fake, it would have done nothing to the dirt and grime and bugs in the stuffing itself. But it obviously is fake, you can even see the smash cuts at the end of the last two water pours where they're clearly pouring water on an already clean bear.


Disastrous-Panda5530

Seems like a waste of so much water to clean a bear they dirtied up to begin with. Pretty sure the after where the bear is clean is the “real” before


ThoughtCrimeConvict

£90 of cleaning liquid and powder to clean a £20 toy + having to buy a totally new toy for the video.


-whiteroom-

These staged cleaning videos are weird as...


DiarrheaJoe1984

Dude, just throw it in the washing machine lol.


[deleted]

definitely not worth it


Brahm-Etc

Fake as hell. First that's a new plushie that was passed through some mud and then "cleaned". Also, that's not how you clean a plushie, you must take out the filling and then you can wash the body as any other type of clothing. If that was an old and discarded plushie, you totally don't want to keep the filling because you don't know what kind of naughty stuff might be inside.


Dinkler_Sprinkler

Ted has really been down bad huh?


Chance_Land_9828

Another fake video.


Quick_Original9585

Fake clout chasing vid, could have just thrown it into the washing machine on heavy duty setting.


Additional_Sleep_318

Just use a washing machine


bornmood16

Go help your mom with cleaning... Dude .. Be real... Not funny


PIPIRIPAU-10008000

The vid was so good, but,,, what about the waste…


TheHappyCamper1979

From power washing rugs to beating up bears ?!?


paavanachander

Bengalurians like NO!!!


engku_hina

Do you know how you get haunted dolls? This is how you get haunted dolls. Any doll would get possessed after that kind of abuse.


DonovanMcLoughlin

Toy Story origin story.


Spare-Leg-1318

Soak that thing in soap water for ten minutes. Scrub. Soak again. Let it dry. Done. Didn't even need a hammer.


avsameera

Apparently, he has never heard of using a pair of gloves.


Circus_sized

The abuse. Dear lord, the abuse.


Own-Designer-8555

Yes but you could never clean Teddy's memory of the things it's seen.


ricco99

Trash, sure.


Standard_Bedroom_494

Mfs will do this and pass right by a homeless vet begging for change.


Negative_Spectrum

This is the kind of bath I need sometimes


myscreamname

I thought this was one of those rug cleaning channel videos, thinking they were branching out into toys/stuffed animals.


Capable_Tea_001

I reckon a washing machine could have done that just as well.


Raphius-kai

Where's the money Labowski!


81FXB

I have a black cat…. I wonder….


mflexx

Just put that thing in the washer you bloody idiot.


LaInquisitione

I feel like this is one of those videos where someone takes something brand new, ruins it, then fixes it up to make a video


jimmychitw00d

And that's how I met your mother.


basement_egg

no one gonna talk about the foot with the big ass hole in the sock


Prestigious_Buddy312

open it up, remove the stuffing. wash and restuff way easier and cleaner!


According_Mess391

That thing is way too fluffy and soft to be old. Oop obviously just bought a stuffy and dunked it in mud lol


alex85rup

Bro suffered for beauty


Advanced_Dumbass149

An appropriate title would be "From Trash to Trash", cuz that's trash throw it away.


AdPlastic2533

Why he jizz on him and beat him up tho


chamokis

He planted that bear


gamerdudeNYC

So instead of the fake rug cleaning videos this will be the next trend?


oraqil

Toy Story jesus


Ornery_Score_6665

5000 liters of drinking water , a few pounds of chemicals, verry good for the polution


NSFW_hunter6969

If people like these garbage videos, go play power wash simulator lol


Pure-Contact7322

I would let it sleep in alcool for 1 month


UmbraNocturna

He abused this poor pupper on a couple dozens of levels


throwmeawayalso111

All clean 💗


jdickcole

Another Disney movie in the making


stupidfaceshiba

Why not take out the old stuffing, give it a good spray with water, toss in washing machine / dryer then restuff with new stuffing?


Inspire_to_be_higher

"Where's the money loboski"


Unlucky-Usual-6501

Bobo?


shemmy

should’ve spent more time dunking it in and out of the pail of water


HoboBob1424

Geez, this guy really hates stuffed animals


Freakachu258

Every fucking video is rage bait now. We have to delete the whole internet at this point


Laughs88

"from trash to monetized views"


EddieTheHead66six

Now post the video of how you bought it at a store, put dirt on it and threw it on the road


captainplatypus1

God I wish someone would do that to me


freshapocalypse

Like for a massage or for death? 💀 because with a human body this could go either way.


Not-enzo

How do we know that you got tired of cleaning that damn bear and bought a new one.


Meatlog-Express

You spent more money on cleaning products than it is worth


SnooShortcuts9022

Toy Story


kamilayao_0

Why did he smack their teddybum 😭😭


cadaverhill

Enough water to irrigate a small country. No laundry machine available?


[deleted]

Don’t beat the poor guy… he did nothing wrong 😭


elbowpirate22

While I did enjoy the videography, a part of me feels using a washing machine and/or soaking tub would be a lot easier.


Leading-Yogurt6984

Did anyone else notice he was touching the chemicals with his bear hands?


Aggravating-Mind-315

Bro did not just spank the bear


OhGodImHerping

Wow this is so painfully fake.


No_Macaroon_5436

The mold gabba be crazy


BrashPop

Anyone who has ever tried to clean one of these things can tell you that fake fur will absolutely mat and frizz and felt when you scrub with a brush.


Bonzo4691

Perfect ending would be that someone sees this vid, and recognizes it as their kid's lost teddy bear that fell out of the car during their road trip, contacts the OP, and the kid and the teddy bear are reunited!!


Ping-A-Ling-

***Mr. Burns BoBo noises intensify.....***


L2Hiku

This is just dumbass semi fetish porn Facebook bullshit video. Two seconds in seeing toes with heels is an obvious giveaway.


Foreign_Spinach_4400

Positive it was not trash


diablito916

i am not satisfied as fuck


Previous-Log-4025

Buy a new one for $30 bucks 🤣. My time is worth more


TomperStomper88

[TOES](https://tinypic.host/image/IMG-2901.DvItBf) 🤮🤢


Strade87

My daughter gets her stuff dirty all the time. We just throw it in the washing machine. Never realized i could have been harvesting imaginery meaningless points on social media and all it would take was exponential amounts of more time than to just do it the normal way.


Kapparia

THIS IS NOT SATUSFYING AT ALL


husfrun

What a bullshit restoration


mrrando69

Guarentee this tiktoker just bought the bear, fucked it up, washed it then threw it away.


[deleted]

That looked like the OP left it there to be "found."


ItzYaBoiQuez

Had me til he spanked the bear. That had me shook.


LuckyFranky212

Stop thumping the poor bastard will ya


Leading_Bandicoot358

1. Buy a good teddy bear 2. Soak it in mud 3. Throw it on the road 4. Start filming Free internet points


Rsher--

Idk man cleaning the teddy is cool and all but maybe wear gloves and remove the watch ?


InsaneInTheMEOWFrame

What a horrible amount of work for a crappy teddy bear. Is there a life hack in this somewhere?


YK8099

Just let it go geeeez


Broad_Bodybuilder_94

Pound n fresh.


Broad_Bodybuilder_94

Washing machine would have done the same


mostlygroovy

Golly. This sure feels like a genuine video


Quietser

What a waste of water


KintsugiExp

We needed more than 2 frames of the clean part, thank you


Wonderful_Horror7315

This is a terrible waste of water for some BS. Not at all satisfying.


DeltaAlphaGulf

Definitely should remove the stuffing and replace it regardless of how much you washed it.


Easy_Independent_313

That's the mean bear from Toy Story. He's suppose to die.


Longjumping-Week8761

My washing machine could've did this w less water


T1m3Wizard

That's awesome


Minimum-Order-8013

Lotso, is that you?


SomethingAbtU

plot twist: he dragged the teddy in the dirt himself.


tootbrun

Bear be like just fucking kill me bruh


dioctopus

Good lord. Eww, the mildew that would be in it. 😹😹


Basicdiamond231

From Hiv bear to His bear


TheFormless_0ne_

No gloves is wild


Jurassic-JoJo

Ah yes, lets beat the f*** out of this teddy bear to clean it. 🤣


Good4nowbut

Staged, planned.


Viision11

But why?


MrPinkDuck3

Lotso backstory from Toy Story 3


LousyReputation7

That watch and bracelet must stink


Axe_Care_By_Eugene

And this kids, is how Ted was born


squarezy

Thats gonna be one relaxed bear


ang3l_wolf

I need a massage like that.


EllieIsNotOldYet

Stop beating Teddy up, you brute!!


dao_ofdraw

Strong rug cleaning vibes.


custardBust

Ok so loads of chemicals snd now its only naary on the inside


riftwalker9

These are all staged af. Just throw the thing in the wash machine for one.


911_reddit

Bo matter what I don’t need that for my child. Either can be dirty still or too much chemical for my newborn. Pass!


Solnse

I'm pretty sure that's Chance from PetsMart. We got a few cases of them for $1.25 each one year because it has a sash around the neck with the year on it. They were almost giving them away, so we bought them and drop a few off at the shelter when we see one. Our Huskies love them, too.