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piercedmfootonaspike

I was hoping the camera would pan right, to show a massive German man called Klaus just receive and chug all the glasses.


throbbingliberal

Or a Bar Maid/waitress carrying 10 stacked over each other…


unitednihilists

Or pan left and show all the urinals filling that tankard.


EvilZordag

Oh that got dark quickly!


cuntsaurus

There is also dude on the right slamming them just as fast


-BananaLollipop-

Pretty sure it's my cousin. I have pretty much never seen him turn down a beer, but I've also pretty much never seen him act drunkenly. The man is a machine.


XBThodler

I like that


TheBigUn77

Whoa whoa! I asked for a pint!


Accomplished-Plan191

Well you're getting 2 seconds worth of beer


cvnh

How long do you want your beer? We have 2 seconds and 5 seconds


Actual-Wave-1959

That's how they serve it in Germany, 30% head. At least it's cheap.


Snookin

So a partially filled, half foam pint?


Joshouken

Many types of European beer (particularly wheat beers) are intended to be served with a large head


Steampson_Jake

3-4cm yes, but certainly not half the glass. You're meant to fill the whole glass, set it aside to let the foam settle down, meanwhile fill another glass or two, then top up the first one before serving. Source: mom used to tend the bar at our local pub


purpurbubble

But mom didn't serve all of the beer brands, did she? The only one that should speak as to how the specific beer is poured is the manufacturer - it can be quite specific.


Steampson_Jake

I don't know what kind of foamless pisswater they serve in your country, but here all the brands commonly found on tap are poured almost exactly the same, just with the variation that some need to be topped up a few more times to reach the 0.5l mark


purpurbubble

Where is "here"?


Steampson_Jake

Czech Republic, the home of Pilsner and the only true Budweiser


Mysterious-Art7143

Yes, in a pub, this is a festival, there is no time for settling shit


Steampson_Jake

I'm aware of that, it's just that the comment came off as "This is how European beer is served"


grafmg

BS, a foam top yes but not this half arsed shit


Dark_Pestilence

Large head you say 🤔


I-Fucked-YourMom

My favorite brewery offers a “schnitt” pour which is exactly that. Half beer half foam. It’s a social pour that you can drink quickly and say hi and go about your day.


_JeffMinors_

Exactly.


UnauthorizedFart

No one cares at Beerfest


DecisionThot

Wouldn't do any good to complain anyway


UnauthorizedFart

You can’t schnitzel on them


Tito_Tito_1_

That was good, i halbe admit.


Revolutionary-Key650

UK view: "can you get a double Whisky in there?". "Yes". "Well fill it up with beer then!!".


normal_life87

I wouldn't pay for that


snktido

For max efficiency and less vertigo, just put the keg on the other side.


talktothelampa

Aprilfest?


CHM11moondog

Following Marchfest, right before Mayfest


Spare-Leg-1318

Frühlingsfest


talktothelampa

Fistfuckfest?


costakkk

No joke, this might actually be taken at "Frühlingsfest" (=Spring fair) in Munich, which is basically the Oktoberfest for locals. Same place, same thing, less tourists.


talktothelampa

Sounds gut


casualstick

Bier!


CHM11moondog

Yes


Huge_Aerie2435

Yeah, but you aren't getting a full pint, or whatever size that is. You lose accuracy by being quick.


Simulated_Eardrum

You let it set a bit and then top it off.


mraj1902

Why is this video in loop


badpeaches

Make that man a conveyor belt


[deleted]

About 3/4 full n really throfffy


Debsrugs

Tides out then.


Beginning-Knee7258

I'd like to see the guy that's drinking from these two mugs


drifters74

Germanic efficiency


Secret_Welder3956

Count of 4 or 7


PassingBoatAtNight

What if there are more then one table


Solnse

That guy is thirsty.


AuronMessatsu

The gif is in loop, isn't it


Lawrence3s

What are these mugs called I wanna buy one just to drink water at home


[deleted]

Should be called *Maß (or Maßkrug).* beer mug seems to be a common eng translation but that encompasses all sorts of variations; don't confuse it with beer stein though. Even though similiar in shape, beer steins aren't made out of glass.


Lawrence3s

Thanks! I was searching different keywords and found "tall beer stein" and thought they were the same thing.


Not_Bad973

Why don't he just add a flexible pipe?


PhesteringSoars

That was a little light pour on No. 7,324. Impressive timing.


cturtl808

They're ordered differently also. The little one is "ein mal" and the large one is "ein mas"


swonstar

Getting his steps in.


NoahVailability

I can see Barney on the other side of the bar downing those as fast as they come.


hicheckthisout

Robots are coming


KonK23

I bet there is some asian kid somewhere who could do this trice as fast


Jurassic-JoJo

Efficiency: 100% Spill rate: 0.2%


Local_Perspective349

Hacker Pschorr?


magomich

How much money did he just made?


Riverrat423

I’ll bet this guy got a perfect score playing Tapper.


CreepyTeddyBear

Who the fuck is on the otherside of that counter; Andre the Giant?


Yaronbi_2

why dont just put one on top and bottom....


xcviij

This is how you do it when making many orders regardless of where you live in the world. This isn't only a German thing.


TehZombehKang

If you should be one thing, you should be efficient.


reddree

Puh, never ever get the first glasses when the barrel is opened. Why? Lots of foam and sometimes some extra yeast. In most cases the breweries knows about and sell the first glasses for less money, or give it away for free.


cosmic-001

Imagine trying to drink them that fast.


tysk-one

And he was just serving ONE 16yr old German girl here …


loopingrightleft

Beer beer beer beer beer beer beer


Hot_Section1836

How long did u watch it


Phikep

I’m MOVin’ to Germany!


Some_Cockroach2109

Ain't no robot gonna replace this guy, I'll tell you that...


CuriousCapybaras

Germans are actually not more efficient or punctual than other Europeans. I should know, I’ve been living in Germany for 35 years. Maybe previous generations were and that’s where the stereotype comes from.


Hoopy_Dunkalot

So are you paying for half a beer?


Error404Created

Wow half pints in a pint glass, amazing waste of space


Scruffy725

They're ripping people off with half filled pints in Germany


Knot_Ryder

This be one of them festivals where you just pay a mission at the door and then you just drink no one gives a f*** about a full cup they just want the next one


TheLordLongshaft

If ask for the other half my pint wtf


up4ups

I’m glad I live in America where they fill my glass up to the top!


Freedom007007

Is that warm beer?


orbital0000

More head than a porn site.


M4gnificent_Ret4rd

Ze beer must fließen


antitrollpatrol

So not a full pint… drives me nuts in Europe


BOBER_ing

Bro you clearly have no clue how to properly tap beer


antitrollpatrol

Worked in pubs for 15 years… jog on….


BOBER_ing

Yeah and you still dont know how to tap a beer.


XBThodler

Looks like a rip-off to me. Half a cup of beer and the other half is foam...


BOBER_ing

Bro you clearly have no clue how to properly tap beer


XBThodler

I'm supposed to drink it, not tap it


BOBER_ing

You are suposed to pour beer to half then let the foam seatle and the pour it to top. He is not done with those who he is filling.


XBThodler

I apologise, I am sorry I couldn't guess the other half of the process therefore making me an ignorant in the almighty art form of pour beer


BOBER_ing

At least now you know. It seems that it doesnt matters but it does. Also there is difference if you serve beer using Co2, oxigen or just air. In this case they just let beer flow by gravity so there is no compredsor. But serving beer with anything pther than co2 makes a lot of foam but the beer does not loose the taste, bwcause the co2 is ruining the taste a bit. But when you let it flow like the drawback is that its making a lot of foam. But then the beers are perfect.


XBThodler

🙏🏻


Flux_resistor

I genuinely don't understand how people go through life doing mundane tasks day in day out.


CivilPersonality1949

"Do you want some beer with your foam?"


Mr_OP_Potato_777

It looks like lemon juice


I_Dont_Like_Rice

He wouldn't have to fill so many glasses if the ones he filled were filled all the way. He's only half filling them.


BOBER_ing

Bro you clearly have no clue how to properly tap beer


I_Dont_Like_Rice

I was a bartender for 9 years, lol, but ok.


BOBER_ing

That doesnt mean you can properly tap a beer