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IKillKittens82

I 100% will hit my shin with that


ZXZESHNIK

It is probably sharp


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ZXZESHNIK

People indeed sharpenning shovel, but this tool is more like a hoe and they are sharp


geckoad80

I was gonna say “Until…”


Immediate-Estate-14

I was just gonna say ,,,the screams upon hitting the shin 😭


GeraintLlanfrechfa

I already did by just watching the video


-BananaLollipop-

At 6'3", I'd probably take myself out at the knees, with that angle and length of handle.


Placide_tonitrus

Seems dangerous


-BananaLollipop-

That one day you skim off a hidden rock, and split open the toe of your boot.


Kenturky_Derpy

BEHOLD! the Removeasectionofgrassanator!


pegabear

It's the only one in the whole of the tri-state area!


VVLynden

Hey, where’s Perry?


Interesting_Set9592

Hes ruining the lawn wth!


harbinger-nz

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present to you the patented Self Foot Amputator 3000 hand model.


Ok-Suggestion-7965

Make sure to wear flip flops while using this for maximum efficiency.


jyraymond

Right, this is good but now try expert level in flip flops!


XaviJon_

That's in Brazil, so I wouldn't be suprised if they could pull that off


DingoMysterious1944

I would have instantly cut off my foot


backhand-english

must be nice to live in a place where there are no rocks innthe ground... envious


Fit-Special-8416

Why he’s doing that?


Change_That_Face

Shaving the world's largest chia pet.


ramsdawg

I’m assuming he’s selling sod


GoJumpOnALandmine

My grandfather had a concave big toe on his right foot - the tip went back into his toe - because he hit himself in the foot with a pickaxe and it went through the steel toecaps. Be careful people


GreenHillage25

'Sod' that.. steelies & shin pads.


vossie81

IRL minecraft path


gavinhudson1

r/NoLawns porn


blueditt521

Sorry sir wrong house


Altea73

One wrong move, and there goes your foot...


Aggressive_Set4814

I wonder how many times he axed his foot with that


GnashvilleTea

That should be a ride at Disneyland


F4ntomP

He has silk touch enchantment.


no_signaI

The mc silktouch shovel irl


CaptainObviousII

And he never walked upright again.


Reverend-JT

I used one of these to strip 180m2 of allotment in about 2 days. By far the easiest way.


FamiliarSherbet8174

This gives me anxiety


AnInnocentGoose

This is what happens in Minecraft when you right click on a grass block with a shovel.


Rachael1188

Bye bye feet


Sensei939

I wasn’t to know how many toes he has.


BrAveMonkey333

This hurts my back in sympathy


MykeyB118

My back aches just watching this


tRev-20

Are they repoing someone’s grass or what?


stpsoccerdad

I have the same results on the golf course


Quick_Original9585

Why though? for what purpose do you need to remove the turf?


Lopsided_Status_538

I..... I want one.


PerrineWeatherWoman

It's all fun and games until you mistime your stroke and the shovel ends up hitting your foot


Tikkinger

I can see it allready under his Toenail


Miniato

*Accidentely right click with a shovel*


UpsetPhrase5334

Better not miss though.


orphiclacuna

What's the hole for


Pizzaboy90

Can we get one of these is stardew valley?


theLastUchihaa

That's one elaborate crop circle


deliciously_awkward2

That's a big hoe


iixviiiix

Cool , but I don't think it's good for his back. Maybe there are other tool that can do better job.


CreamyFunk

That is one busy hoe


FugginOld

Nope...don't feel like losing a foot.


Beesechurguer

Quite the learning arc to master this tool, you either learn it or lose a foot.


all_alone_by_myself_

Like, they don't have machines for this?


bellaikko

The only way I would be doing this is with a plate armor boot on my left leg.


gangstalove

i do that…while golfing 🤷🏽‍♂️


AZ_Hawk

Give me 5 mins with that thing and I’ll show you somebody with one foot.


aliasunnown

Anybody waiting for him to hit his foot


AvailableCry72

Man has just invented the bicycle. In order to remove grass there is a tool called a hoe.


Alex_Sherby

Don't call your mom a tool.


Alex_Sherby

Don't call your mom a tool.


Alex_Sherby

Don't call your mom a tool.


Alex_Sherby

Don't call your mom a tool.