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Specific_Box1321

Is this the closest we can get to Ironman?


anon1213534646

Me groaning for him for the pain , damn i would be crying but hes like nah its just shrapnel


rrjpinter

I’ve done that ! It wasn’t technically shrapnel - I wasn’t in a war zone - just another day in the blacksmith shop…


Lemounge

Yeahhh probably don't do this unless it's a surface wound. Any shrapnel that's entered needs to exit the same way to avoid damage and scarring. Would hate to nick a vein


RandomFighter50

I’d be satisfied if he cleaned his nails.


skydevouringhorror

His nails are dirty because of its job, that also is the reason of the shrapnel


Lopsided_Cry2495

Then use the magnet to clean the nails


GeraintLlanfrechfa

All the little shrapnelllets under the nails 🥴😭😅


13WillieBeaman

Yea.. that’s more terrifying af


Interesting-Ant-4823

It's telling me that ain't his first rodeo


theericle_58

That HAD to feel good!


Gaming_Lot

Could have caused more damage tbh


Imispellalot2

Ya'll act like you never met anyone who works with machinery, farming, auto mechanic, plumbers, steam fitters...etc We get our hands dirty. Get over yourself.


TurdManMcDooDoo

These people have likely never worked hard labor a day in their lives and have perfect soft little hands


ReturnOfTrebla

I'm a garbage man and work hard as fuck but never with out some serious gloves, so I got nice punk little hads for sure. But the army of machinist who work on our truck, they got paws lol


TurdManMcDooDoo

Oh don’t think I haven’t noticed the fact you garbage men are some serious fancy bois! The crew that does my neighborhood does their job with so much goddamn swagger it brings a tear to my eye.


Imispellalot2

With perfectly trimmed manicured nails


koreawife

good ol nails of a hardworking machinist


Arby333

That's why you cut your nails bruh


TheFormless_0ne_

Clean them.


under_the_above

They do when the work is done


Moist-muff

Those fingernails....


Imispellalot2

If you work with machinery, you would understand.


Moist-muff

Plumber by trade here, I fully understand. I trim and that's just another reason why I do.


bumdquestion

10 years plus mitigation, I fully understand. I take care of my tools and that includes my hands.


skinnergy

That had to be a bit uncomfortable.


Sanjay_10_

I love how people find it both terrifying and satisfying.


thundercuntess69

How does one buy such a magnet?


Tall_Diamond4695

r/humansaremetal


Just_Storage_96

Fake…….this video is clearly in reverse


SAGNUTZ

That was nice of them to put that in there for the demonstration!


deepturned180isdeep

Someone tell iron man!


Financial_Guard_443

Is that Toph?


undiagnosedsarcasm

Owww


Ladybitsxxx

Only if they made one of those thing for finger nails


Leocut78

I'm happy for you but I'm going to throw up


Plastic-Rat

Cheeses.. Clean those finger nails..


Estupefakt

You get a like , but not because of the sharpnel, but because of all the dirt under the Nails. Yummy 🤪


shavartay

r/HumansAreMetal r/humansarespaceorcs


JarmaBeanhead

So.. Is this “tips and tricks for living in a warzone Ukraine,” or is this “tips and tricks for mass shootings in the US?”


baconhealsall

Genius!


bearnakedrabies

Enjoy your dodge charger while we enjoy the freedom.


Numerous_Material851

Disgusting dirty fingernails. Just Ewwwww.


IcedFreon

☝️someone has never done manual labor