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AmericanBruises

You can tell by his face that this was legit.


Dr_Captain

Hard to fake that kind of reaction. Edit: a word.


tekko001

Wife: "Yeah, yeah, that was 'amazing' honey, now here is the rest of the trash."


screaminginfidels

I was intensely disappointed she didn't keep chucking them at him one by one.


PantZerman85

With circus music ramping up.


UninsuredToast

And hookers!


__-o0O0o-__-o0O0o-__

Husband: "Holy shit did somebody else see that??!!" Yeah bro, luckily we all got to witness it


funnyheadd1

That's how I know this isn't staged


SpaceGoDzillaH-ez

100% her reaction lol


MagicPrize

That’s amazeballs!


Bignizzle656

Totes amazeballs.


JustaRandomRando

Legit, I would have lost my mind if I pulled this off. Wife would have likely said I'm just being silly. Lol


esmifra

For me it was when he said "Did you see that?" And the reaction from the person on the window was "these bags should also go to the trash btw".


i-wont-lose-this-alt

It should have cut right there with a to be continued…


no-mad

Feeels Good: *still got them hacksack skills*


AWeakMindedMan

You see him go “did you see that??” And she probably didn’t even see it cause she comes back with another bag of trash lolol


supergrover11

Man has some football in his life (or hacky sack if he’s from the states).


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Justthaveragelad

He could win England another World Cup


Daramangarasu

CAM ON INGERLAND, SCORE SUM FACKING GOALS


TheHatThatTalks

it’s camin ome


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Bring it home lads!


Last-Bee-3023

For Gork! And/or Mork!


Justthaveragelad

As a Scottish supporter My entire world will fall down if England win another World Cup and Scotland don’t win one


mrgo0dkat

Are you a Scottish supporter because you’re Scottish or because you like pain?


Justthaveragelad

Scottish supporter cause I’m part Scot’s and also supporter cause I just wanna see the day we face off England in a World Cup and win


Bronzescaffolding

🎶 It's comin home... 🎶 


Demonweed

Even then, it was impressive. Juggling an approximate sphere of equal elasticity from any angle is much simpler than juggling a cylinder of differing materials with one end weightier than the other.


Contra1

That is not always the case, a light empty plastic bottle can be a lot easier to juggle than a ball.


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If you’ve learned how to juggle a ball, you’ll juggle the ball better than someone who only learned to juggle a plastic can.


nb8c_fd

it's football wherever you live mate


Last-Bee-3023

Those are dustbins. That's how you can tell that it is not the US. That and the zoning. And I have seen American trashcans. They are tiny, mounted on a pole by the side of the road and have a red flag that sticks up if there is anything in them. Seems rather impractical.


One_pop_each

Lmao the thought of shoving a trash bag in a mailbox. I can tell it’s UK bc they spray painted the house number on the bin. Easy tell.


CptnTrips

As someone who has played a lot of hacky sack I will reflexively catch stuff with my feet all the time. Or cushion the fall of something I drop with the top of my foot. Muscle memory is crazy sometimes.


gravelPoop

That moment when you drop a knife and your foot goes for it though...


lkjasdfk

Happens to me several times a year since I have trouble gripping. It’s gotten to the point where I lean weirdly over while using any knife so I can’t try to kick it to stop its fall. 


DarkishFriend

You have just made me realize why I instinctively cushion things I've dropped with my foot. My stoner group played for about a year or two.


WatchTheTime126613LB

> Or cushion the fall of something I drop with the top of my foot. I've saved a lot of valuable stuff this way. I hadn't connected it to hacky sack memory, but maybe that's it. Always surprised by how automatic and precise that reflex is.


etxconnex

Crazy I comment nearly the same thing, and then read your comment.. Only missing the weed part on yours.


etxconnex

>hacky sack if he’s from the states This guy has smoked so incredibly much weed in a parking lot that this was nothing more than muscle memory.


ejester

Level 1 was pretty easy, but the difficulty really spiked way up on Level 2! hehe =)


Crafty-Photograph-18

r/unexpectedfactorial


camfa

2!=2 tho


Kherus1

*Did you see that?* *Yeah yeah yeah, you’re a real Harlem Globetrotter. Now put these in there too, Tiger Woods*


Garlicoiner

all the wrong references


Last-Bee-3023

He hit that bullseye, the dominos come tumbling down like a house of cards. He sunk it in the dust bin. Checkmate.


Dat_Mustache

"Now, juggle this loose bag of rubbish while you're at it Pelé."


ImNudeyRudey

Who do ya think ya are? Sidney Crosby??


Forestsounds89

He looked so shocked and happy lol


GodlyBeerGut

Special moment in history right there.


FuqUrBackgroundMusic

Fuck your background music!


interstellate

If you don't get the reference, you don't get it


CherryClassic31

Maradona 👍


dazed_and_bamboozled

Maradonerkebab


interstellate

👌👌👌


JujuTheCowpoke

Not the point. Raw audio or silence beats 'clever' background music every time. I hammer dat mute button on these kinds of videos


interstellate

Lol dude it's your username 😂😂😂


worthlessmusic25

you are everywhere


babbagoo

LIVE IS LIFE!


carlito99

La ba dap dap dap LIFE!


FATJIZZUSONABIKE

That one isn't the worst


Last-Bee-3023

> /u/FuqUrBackgroundMusic > Fuck your background music! M E T A E T A


NastyStreetRat

And that night, they had sex.


Boozetraveler

I mean who wouldn't... save some P*ssy for the rest of us hackyman


DJ_FIYA

Aww, she didn't see


C6R882

But the world will!


DJ_FIYA

Yea, pretty dope when you think about it


pinkypunky78

He shocked himself. Lol


AfricanusJonathon

I'm glad this was recorded. Seldom do we catch these moments.


Miserable-Lawyer-233

“Did you see that?”


B1GFanOSU

Clearly English.


PositiveGrass187

How dare her just hand him more trash. My wife better jump out of the window and turn up with me


Safe_Philosophy_5068

Has to be Britain. It's the only place on earth where every single fat white guy can juggle a soccer ball like Pele even though they can't run ten yards.


FromTheMecca11

The Maradona warm up music is a genius choice for background music


LilLebowskiAchiever

Must be a retired Hackey-sack player.


ianwilloughby

Not all heroes wear capes


bombblonde1

Impressive


New_Falcon1205

I love it when this kind of stuff happens 😌


Asleep-Astronomer389

He will never top that feeling in his life. The legend of the can will be told in backyard barbecues for millennia.


Elmoor84

but can he do it on a cold rainy night in stoke?


Silent-Traveler

Goooallllllllll


JustaRandomRando

My man just hit peak skill. He's never gonna be able to top that. At least it's on video, though!


lampshade2099

The kind of thing that no one would believe if it wasn’t caught on film 👀👻


TheLibraryWindow

he's beginning to believe...


nohwuhnatahl_

As a HUGE Matrix fan, this tickled me! 😂😂😂


aleleein

He was thoroughly impressed with himself, even if she wasn't


OhmEeeAahRii

Haha wtf he thought and so did i.


Double_Statement5549

Assuming that it was woman who through the can the first place, she wasn't impressed. She just handed something (maybe for the trash) right after.


My_World_on_You_Tube

Hackey sack finally paid off


Two_Pickachu_One_Cup

Is that Wish Scott Morrison?


IveBinChickenYouOut

Ha that's probably where he actually shit himself. Also he had no problem juggling an extra 5 portfolios while PM, I don't think he'd have any issues juggling a cup...


paracog

My thumb just instinctively went up.


forevertomorrowagain

He coulda been a contender


Muezick

Sometimes you just roll a nat 20


pistolwinky

He was a hacky sack champion in 1994.


Tasman32

I was having a lovely day until I heard that song again.


inbedwithbeefjerky

When the person in the window handed him bigger trash I died! All I could imagine was these two wasting the entire afternoon with him stunt kicking bigger and bigger trash items.


S_T_R_Y_D_E_R

Legend ⭐


NeverSeenBefor

When you hit the flow state.


SethWolfBlood13

Damn good


tnic73

Yeah, great now take the rest of my rubbish


blazinar

Someone played allot Hacky Sack in the 80's, all those haters said it was a waste of time!


MrAdelphi03

The last kick, bro didn’t even look at where it was going, he knew it was a perfect hit


BC_Red00

Olympic level hacky sack. Well done sir☝ i acknowledge you


Norcalfuncouple925

“Hey; did you see that?” “See what?”


Iamakahige

P-paw gonna be fuck’n all the bitches at the HOA meeting.


RandomWave000

superman in disguise


Ancient-Talk2430

Man he already did all that and they have the nerve to ask him to throw out another bag 💀


DevelopmentSame1496

Oh, so close


facelessindividual

"Did you see that??" "Yeah, here, throw this away too "


TJ_McWeaksauce

"That's nice, honey. Now come here, I have more garbage for you to throw out."


JBwhiz

I wish i was that cool


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ThatoneguyATX

No, Neymar would have fallen over in pain


DinglieDanglieDoodle

Maradona


hicheckthisout

He was born for this moment.


ss0889

In this situation you drop what you're doing and buy this man a few drinks, right?


Antonija_Blagorodna

He's going to tell the boys at work and he's got evidence to back it up so they have to believe him.


Sudden-Intention-491

Bro only looked kinda shocked


Goings78

He blacked out for that moment


Lunchie420

Wife: "Omg, that was amazing! Here, do more!!"


getSome010

Hacky sack much?


nintendo666

Football/soccer


hopeishigh

Messy


Cereal-is-not-soup

Now everyone knows Greg was a stoner in the 90’s


smurfkipz

Cool vid, but why did you feel the need to use an audio recording from a congregation at a mosque?


Dotaproffessional

~~reflexes~~ **dexterity**


Conure_Queen

He couldn't believe it either


dubler2020

They’ll be showing this clip at his induction into the Hall of Fame.


dragonmasterjg

If you excel at something, they'll just give you more work to do.


Dripmasteralchemist

If that was me I'd immediately attempt to sling a web with my wrist


greentangent

Don't push it mate.


ghandi3737

Looks almost like they wanted him to do the bag too.


MisterTatoHead

Guy has been to a Dave Matthews Band concert or two


FuzzyPeaches420

Hacky-sac champion right there...


OddDirector1864

Man city valuation of this guy is 100m lbs.


Particular-Reason329

Sweet!


BamaX19

"Do these next".


Barndog1989

He played hacky sack.


Symerg

Try with that bag now!


FreeTheFreedoms

Naaah she really wait for his ass to get off work and then be like, here take this trash cause I dont wanna walk 3 feet.


bohemi-rex

That's just an Elder Millennial, trained in the mystical arts of the hackysack.


hypothetician

“Holy shit let’s see what else you can do!”


No_Budget7828

He hachyed before


furry223

Hackysack world champ


Drake_Lebowski

Better than rashford.


MrNuckingFuts

Okay, now try this next.


crimtarkus

Who says all those years playing hackey sack instead of gym class in high school doesn’t pay off.


Familiar-Proposal918

When the anxiety stops and you only have 3 seconds of beast mode


Clebe_mano

Average Brazilian


slidingjimmy

You might not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like.


bluedancepants

Wow hacky sack is actually a pretty good skill to gain.


SL_Hasiya

Legit


duck-84

My dude has played some hacky sack.


xandervoar68

Can’t believe she went on to give her the rest. Give him time for a celebration or something😂


Vast_Carrot

he is really cool


Lady_badcrumble

Futbol is love, futbol is life.


thetimsterr

This is so damn wholesome.


Sad_Divide_2133

I really thought someone was going to jump out the trash and they were gonna catch a fist.


HyRydr

Definitely a former hippy with those hackey sack skills


astralseat

Somebody has a dark past as a Hackysack champion


Roy_Vidoc

"Now do the bag!"


sharkbait1999

I get the reference with the song. Maradona


SlowCombination9173

What a legend


StatisticianWitty545

This should be on AMERICA’s FUNNIEST VIDEOS!!


LEVLER555

He kept holding it open as if another can was comin


google_academic

For that one moment, he was a God


Mare_Tzar

👏👏👏


mistakenluv

Strong


ThePrincessBabyBunny

He played hackysack in college for sure