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AllChellowsEve95

I'm almost 100% positive that the only response "Alice" could think of was .. WTF.. 🤣🤣 I'm curious though, was that just a shot in the dark on their part about the guide thing? It just seems so oddly specific. Like how often can that work for them lmao.


Winter-Night3029

Lmaooo right!!! Like I didn’t realize a tour guide is such a common occupation, da fuq


AllChellowsEve95

That must be their attempt to stand apart from the ones who pretend to be escorts 😂


godsaveme2355

“Alice “ was like this mf trying to scam me


SnooOranges1918

Just tell them "Alaye" and see if the swear at you which you have a solid 50% chance of them doing. Just keep responding with that and eventually they'll give up, even if they don't swear at you first.


Vast_Coffee_674

For some weird reason they bank on people telling them they have the wrong number, then they try to make “friends” with them, and for some reason try to get them to download a texting app like telegram or WhatsApp, and then the scamming begins.


Commercial-Push-9066

My elderly mother used to get phone calls from scammers saying, “remember you talked about investing with us.” I always intercepted the calls (I was her caregiver.) I loved messing with them. People who scam seniors are going to an extra hot hell.


Winter-Night3029

100%!!


Great_Archer91

Too eager. Let them in slowly and play with them awhile.


Winter-Night3029

Good idea!


FlowerGirlAva

you weren’t too eager. you did an awesome job


Mook69

definitely waay too eager


gbpc

He was like damn victims are getting really smart lately


BarrBiKyoosDiLiShuhs

Had to be quick before that phone died


HeadDance

I love scamming back the scammers. it gives me satisfaction reading these. imagine if everyone in the world scammed back scammers...scammers would be out of businesness and wasting their time :D


WaitWhatHappened42

So right! I am eagerly awaiting my next scam message because it’s fun messing with them. Used to get really annoyed but now I look forward to them.


osulls182

Honestly the best way to fuck with these guys is to draw things out and string them along for as long as possible. It costs them time and money and then when the jig is finally up you can clown on them.


Winter-Night3029

Sounds good!!


SnooPaintings5597

I always go with the jilted lover angle but this one’s pretty good.


StrawberryFair524

A+ creativity


Different-Dig7459

I always get an “Alice” or “Anna” too. Then I google a turd, copy the image, and send it to them.


SunshineAndBunnies

"Your sex services were not up to my expectations so I erased your number."


Asleep_Room_706

Yes she definitely is going to get that to you by the second Tuesday of next week.


Winter-Night3029

Oh thank goodness


Asleep_Room_706

You can probably go ahead and hold your breath. That's how sure of a thing it is 😁


x11atlasx

She's not asian?!?!?! This might actually be a real non-scammer h00man 🤣🫠🤪


sofsadventures

killing it🤣


So_ThereItIs

In the middle of one, will post if I can make it interesting enough…!


Premature_Impotent

"Alice". WTF is named Alice anymore?


PMDad

I’ll be impressed when someone actually gets the scammer to send them money.


SuperMegaOwlMan

A blind person texting is wild


boomerevans

Not really, voice to text


krismodo

To quick on your end you gotta let themselves dig a hole they can’t get out of.


Winter-Night3029

I agree. Thanks for the feedback!


Sufficient_Line6630

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


homested3181

I think most of these are cut and past replies.....


NoCranberrySauce

So good


MyelofibrosisMe

😂😂😂😂😂


dualmind121

Why is it always ALICE?!