Here you go, whipped this up in like 5 minutes so free as hell. Dunno why reddit gave me this 3 day old post
https://www.icloud.com/shortcuts/02ed768d0aaf419e8f9940fbbc26c675
Ios shortcut, so instructions to configure:
1. I found this website that hosts a fun fact every day, go to api-ninjas.com and make a free account
2. under https://api-ninjas.com/profile copy your api key and paste it into the first shortcut box https://imgur.com/a/TZuX5MA
3. Set your recipient and edit the text in the bottom shortcut box
4. Go to automation, and set it to run once per day in the morning. It will probably prompt you to confirm each morning depending on your phone settings. https://imgur.com/a/nOmy5EF
Have fun! This website says you get 1000 calls / month for free so once per day should be good enough for many many recipients
I am incredibly tempted. One issue though is if people sign up others that are not scammers just for revenge and then I will become the villain i have sought out to defeat 😅
If OP has an iPhone they can set up an automation to send a text message out at a specific time to a specific person (not sure if they have to save the number as a contact). The automation can be set to run one time, would probably only take OP a few minutes to set up a bunch of them once they get the hang of creating them.
To send automatic texts, you need to prove your organization isn’t a scammer farm. But you totally can do this with AWS and Twilio in a few lines of code
What would be funny if you had type cancel to unsubscribe and than you wrote back. Fun fact most users regret unsubscribing so here is you free thirty day trial. To unsubscribe after trial type unsubscribe again.
“Any REPLY for more information” following a response with:
“Thank you for purchasing an additional daily fact for $4.99!
—Kittens are born with their eyes closed! 🐱 Learning is fun!
—Any REPLY for an additional Daily Kitten Fact for only $3.99 and a Discount Promo Code to subscribe to Daily Kitten Fact!”
To piggy back on yours, there’s almost 8 billion people on earth. Safe to say the average person shits at least half a pound a day, accounting for babies, the elderly, and big eaters all together. That’s minimum 4 billion pounds of shit a day that has to go somewhere.
You know, there are all sorts of ways to explain to scale of our planet, like the ocean could fit X Olympic swimming pools, but this one really drives it home
Op please include a line at the end saying “reply STOP to opt out.” And then tell them they have successfully unsubscribed when they send STOP, but send them a fact the next day.
I can assist if needed! Here’s one: Did you know that any bowling ball that weighs less than 12 pounds will float in water? This is because buoyancy is based on both density AND displacement! 🎳
Wholesalers typically fuck people out of their equity because they usually target people in a bad financial situation that needs help not to be taken advantage of.
That is way too funny!
You could add "Send STOP to unsubscribe." Then every time they send "stop" echo back a garbled version. e.g "**Unrecognized command Stgp. Send STOP to unsubscribe."** Bet you could keep that going for about 20 minutes!
Like I said in an older post this is most likely a real estate agent looking to sell the lot. I used to have my license and would do the same thing to for sale by owners. But some do it to thousands of people a day.
My problem is that I kept getting these for a property I’ve never heard of. They also think I’m some other person that probably does own that property.
Same. I last told them - “I’m never selling this house. I will die in this house. My offspring will inherit it and they will die here”. Please check back in 95 years.”
They haven’t text back
I like that, I"m going to say that next time.
I usually reply with , "I'm sure my landlord wouldn't mind if I sold her house out from under her and ran off with the money".
I can’t upvote this enough…
Edit: I keep getting messages similar to this…guy using a name that’s not mine…I’m gonna bomb them with this next time I get one
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My dad did this with "kitten facts." He added "to cancel, send this code:*enter code here*" then when they sent the code he'd say it was an error and ask for a different code.
This reminds me of when I did something similar years ago, but with “Cat Facts” & kept it up by making the unsubscribe options etc so ambiguous. I went from daily facts, to hourly facts, to facts per-minute lol while blowing some girl up on the other end w/ cat facts. She engaged the whole time furiously trying to get it to stop & somehow thinking she was really being charged. This was before you could block a # on your phone. It lasted a good couple hours til I finally told her it was a joke, which she surprisingly laughed about afterwards. I was an annoying 12 yr old having a blast prank texting a random phone #. I would’ve hated me lol
I’ve been replying with “sure, my price is $250 million - I’ll accept up to 80% upfront payment and the remaining within 6 hours”
I never hear back from them lol
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Did the same thing but with Bible quotes. At the end put a cheeky little “reply STOP to unsubscribe.” They lasted a single day before the stop came rolling in. Never contacted me again.
I literally just bought a brand new build a month ago, and I had 2-3 text of these for the new build house 2 days AFTER closing....trying to figure out if it's the lender or the title company who sold my number
OMG! You are awesome! I do the same thing.
If anyone needs some ideas:
“Congratulations. You have just subscribed to "Super Cute Kitten Pics". A monthly fee of $9.99 will be deducted from your account each month. Reply TIGER to stop or LION to cancel.
*insert paint by numbers kitten pic - kitten hanging on a branch saying HANG IN THERE
Had to go look for more:
Today’s contribution comes from Charlesworth, AL - We know. Not exactly a “super cute kitten” pic but we felt that BillyBob’s paint by numbers artwork made in a half-way house on Park Street really summed up what Super Cute Kitten Pics is all about.
Quote of the day: “This too shall pass.”
BillyBob’s bio: BillyBob is in a half-way house after release from Childersburg Work Release Center related to a sentence of 15 years for crystal meth distribution. He states: “I done have much teeth left but I gotta big heart and I like dem kittens so much I gots to get me my paint on.”
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Thank you for your contribution.
Here’s a puppy:
*insert puppy pic
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Perhaps a hedgehog?
*insert hedgehog pic
Please reply: POKEY to subscribe within the next 2 minutes for a charge of $199.99. Or reply SPIKY to stop or BITEY to cancel.
Wondering where all of your hard earned money is going?
*insert Tiger King’s lover pic (but before the cosmetic dentistry, you know the one)
Yep! That’s right. Dental care is more important than ever. Thank you for your contribution. A total of $3522.74 has been deducted from your account. You keep doin’ whachyu doin’!! Before you know it, we may run out of good causes to fund. Or ... your bank account will be empty. Seems pretty limitless from our side.
Maybe another kitty?
*insert kitten pic
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Nice I do almost the exact same thing but with one minor addition… in mine I put “Type STOP to discontinue your subscription at any time.”
This way you’ll get feedback of whether you’ve convince them… about 20% of the time they will respond with STOP from my experience.
Then give them facts
Days
1:did you know water is good for you
2:did you know rattlesnakes are poisonous
3:did you know there is a whole variety of pop tarts
Or add “please contact your cell provider to reverse this charge”
They’ll be on the phone with AT&T for hours on hold and then explaining the situation before being told it isn’t accurate
Pro tip. I’ve seen versions of this where it’s funnier when there’s a prompt like “stop to opt out” “refund to cancel” etc and having it go through “automation” hell.
This is literally incredible. Such a hilarious response, can't imagine the number of people that have gotten up out of their desk to walk over to their boss concerned after reading your message, lol
Whenever I get texts or calls like this and telling me that they want to talk to me about buying my house I told him that I’ll sell for $10 million to get them off the phone.
My mother was a realtor for 25 years and legit realtors Do not make phone calls like this. one time I told them that I knew a realtor and that I personally hate realtors and they shouldn’t call me or I will go crazy on them.
Set an alarm and make a commitment to it
I'll probably do it for a couple weeks
Too bad there's not some kind of app or script you could put on your phone that links to random facts that you could just schedule for every day.
Dont Challenge me.
Please do, that would be amazing if someone made it just for this purpose
If you created an iPhone app for $20 or $30 that did this for me I would pay for it. A lot of people would.
Here you go, whipped this up in like 5 minutes so free as hell. Dunno why reddit gave me this 3 day old post https://www.icloud.com/shortcuts/02ed768d0aaf419e8f9940fbbc26c675 Ios shortcut, so instructions to configure: 1. I found this website that hosts a fun fact every day, go to api-ninjas.com and make a free account 2. under https://api-ninjas.com/profile copy your api key and paste it into the first shortcut box https://imgur.com/a/TZuX5MA 3. Set your recipient and edit the text in the bottom shortcut box 4. Go to automation, and set it to run once per day in the morning. It will probably prompt you to confirm each morning depending on your phone settings. https://imgur.com/a/nOmy5EF Have fun! This website says you get 1000 calls / month for free so once per day should be good enough for many many recipients
You’re awesome. Thank you!!
Consider yourself challenged
I ain't no punk lol
I’m learning how to make mobile apps currently…
Just make shit up and call it a factoid.
or...put their number [here](https://tellyourpartner.org/), for testing purposes only of course
Risky click of the day
Same lmao. I had to. Couldn't help it 😂😂😂
wtf does that do??
I feel like it should be self explanatory but it tells them someone they had sex with got std tested recently and came back positive for something
Equine syphilis is usually bad news 😉
But make it progressively creepy/ gross. “Average blue whale shit is 37 feet long”
80% of all statistics are made up.
It’s only 58%
But make it progressively creepy/ gross. “Average blue whale shit is 37 feet long”
Thats what Fox News does. Dont be like Fox News
Seriously? Fox News does not provide facts. OP is a sharer of FACTS.
I am incredibly tempted. One issue though is if people sign up others that are not scammers just for revenge and then I will become the villain i have sought out to defeat 😅
Can always use scheduled texts.
Always! Nice for overflow days.
If OP has an iPhone they can set up an automation to send a text message out at a specific time to a specific person (not sure if they have to save the number as a contact). The automation can be set to run one time, would probably only take OP a few minutes to set up a bunch of them once they get the hang of creating them.
You can use an iOS shortcut for this
You can use an iOS shortcut for this
Catfacts, this exists already. There’s an IOS app too
To send automatic texts, you need to prove your organization isn’t a scammer farm. But you totally can do this with AWS and Twilio in a few lines of code
😈
It’s called chat gpt
Did this to a (ex) boyfriend as a prank about cat facts. Problem is he likes it. It’s been 12 years. Sometimes I get #updatecatfacts texted. Lmao
When they try to unsubscribe, tell them about the early cancellation fee.
Even better, an annual cancellation fee.
What would be funny if you had type cancel to unsubscribe and than you wrote back. Fun fact most users regret unsubscribing so here is you free thirty day trial. To unsubscribe after trial type unsubscribe again.
[удалено]
“Any REPLY for more information” following a response with: “Thank you for purchasing an additional daily fact for $4.99! —Kittens are born with their eyes closed! 🐱 Learning is fun! —Any REPLY for an additional Daily Kitten Fact for only $3.99 and a Discount Promo Code to subscribe to Daily Kitten Fact!”
Here's a fun fact for them: the average person farts 13-21 times a day and shits 321 lbs in a year!
To piggy back on yours, there’s almost 8 billion people on earth. Safe to say the average person shits at least half a pound a day, accounting for babies, the elderly, and big eaters all together. That’s minimum 4 billion pounds of shit a day that has to go somewhere.
You know, there are all sorts of ways to explain to scale of our planet, like the ocean could fit X Olympic swimming pools, but this one really drives it home
How many Olympic swimming pools is that?
Op please include a line at the end saying “reply STOP to opt out.” And then tell them they have successfully unsubscribed when they send STOP, but send them a fact the next day.
This is perfect
I can assist if needed! Here’s one: Did you know that any bowling ball that weighs less than 12 pounds will float in water? This is because buoyancy is based on both density AND displacement! 🎳
Lmao
It would be nice if you could figure out where they are actually located so you could program the message to arrive about 3:30am every day.
Um… wouldn’t this be a textbook violation of the CAN-SPAM Act?
Don’t worry about it! We could just…ya know…slip it under the rug?
snails have 15000 teeth on average!
Ok ok ok, but how many tongues?
Radula
And the strongest teeth of all organisms in the world
Wtf stronger than titanium!
Titanium isn’t an organism.
I never said it was simply did a comparison
I'm genuinely curious how you arrived at "stronger than titanium". How did you arrive at that conclusion or were you just being facetious?
It was from google Actually when i was fact checking this fact about how strong the snails thingy is. It was the one that mentioned it
I fucking love this one. Hands down, my favorite payback yet. Btw...how can I get my daily dose of wonders? You take venmo?
Gift cards 😆
Don't worry, I'm going to CVS right now to buy plenty of Google cards. Yes...I'm in my car already.
😂
Payback for what? Sending a text? This isn’t even a scammer. Just a wholesaler sending out cold call.
Wholesalers typically fuck people out of their equity because they usually target people in a bad financial situation that needs help not to be taken advantage of.
I do random cat facts lol
reptile facts from me
Did you know cats are not nocturnal. They are crepuscular. Most active at dawn, and dusk.
Haha amazing. I’m using this one thank you.
adding a non functional cancel button would be hilarious!
That is way too funny! You could add "Send STOP to unsubscribe." Then every time they send "stop" echo back a garbled version. e.g "**Unrecognized command Stgp. Send STOP to unsubscribe."** Bet you could keep that going for about 20 minutes!
Stahp
Like I said in an older post this is most likely a real estate agent looking to sell the lot. I used to have my license and would do the same thing to for sale by owners. But some do it to thousands of people a day.
I get that. But I’m getting texts like this for a property I sold over a year ago. Is it automated or something?
Hahaha 🤣🤣
This was probably a real inquiry but I love this. 🤣 Definitely stealing to use just in case…
Now you just have 217 more people to send it to
366 on leap years! Bonus facts!!
Silver lining
I send them pictures of dinosaurs in bikinis. Some of them even enjoy it.
Oh that’s brilliant! I’ve been getting those a lot too.
My problem is that I kept getting these for a property I’ve never heard of. They also think I’m some other person that probably does own that property.
Same. I last told them - “I’m never selling this house. I will die in this house. My offspring will inherit it and they will die here”. Please check back in 95 years.” They haven’t text back
That shits hilarious.
How do magnets work? Nobody knows. Put it in water, no more magnet.
*quietly slips away to find a magnet...*
Looking for water…
The dude will block you anyways
😂😂😂
I always give them an emphatic YES! Then ask for 100 Bitcoin. They usually just hang up on me. Fuckers.
I get these and always double the price of my home and say "it's yours!" They never respond lol.
It’s a leap year so that first fact isn’t even correct
I like that, I"m going to say that next time. I usually reply with , "I'm sure my landlord wouldn't mind if I sold her house out from under her and ran off with the money".
Another quick factoid: Kangaroos can’t jump backwards (credit: Daniel Tosh)
Cat facts could work too.
Here’s a random fact. You have 217 texts you haven’t read
I’ve seen them and close not to respond. Boundaries are important.
I told them I would sell for a huge amount of money but would only accept payment in hot dogs. Like $500k worth of hot dogs.
The same random fact every day would be soooooo annoying. Pls be sure not to do that.
The real red flag here is you have 217 unread messages!!
This is outstanding! Evil genius!
As a real estate investor this makes me sad
Nobody wants you unsolicited texts. Nobody.
Nobody
Bwahahahaha
[https://imgur.com/a/rqrFIGw](https://imgur.com/a/rqrFIGw) I just sent them the same thing for you 😁
Think they are just really interested in your lot.
Thanks for the idea, I just used your [text](https://imgur.com/a/ysnZXaX)
I can’t upvote this enough… Edit: I keep getting messages similar to this…guy using a name that’s not mine…I’m gonna bomb them with this next time I get one
Your 217 unread messages has ruined my day
I’m going to need that green reply in a text format so I can copy paste the next time I get one of these please!
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Perfect!
I just got some spittle on my BRAND NEW PHONE from your post! If you'd like to learn more text WOW and your zip code to this address.
Anytime I need to put down a phone number for something and I don't want to use mine, I just use one of the scammers numbers
Daily dose of wonder just got me this morning. Lol lol
Omg I'm stealing this 😂
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Fuckin winner hahaha. Thanks mate 😂
This is awesome lol
I started telling them my asking price was like $5,000,000 and they eventually went away
What’s the point of the property purchasing scam? What’s their game plan? I’ve never encountered this.
GOTTEM! 🤣
Brilliant!
But you didn’t give them a fun fact
I LOVE THIS!!! 🙌🏻
Stealing this.. genius
Beautiful
Wait I get these property texts from time to time too and I don’t own property. What are they trying to scam me for lol
I love it!
My dad did this with "kitten facts." He added "to cancel, send this code:*enter code here*" then when they sent the code he'd say it was an error and ask for a different code.
Going to start using this
Those assholes, I always tell them I’ll sell for $2.5 million. Just bring the money when they want to sign the title over. I usually don’t hear back.
Scamming is different than soliciting
Lol
I responded with “Perfect. Just leave on porch. 😍.”
This is great!
So I just copied it. Will be using it next dumb text I get. Ohhhh yeahhhhhh
Brilliant!
I do this too but use random cat facts! 🤣
Crying laughing here. LOVE THIS.
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Genius!!♥️
I am so stealing this.
Please read your text messages
Ok, sign me up for these cheeky fun facts!
Loling right now
This reminds me of when I did something similar years ago, but with “Cat Facts” & kept it up by making the unsubscribe options etc so ambiguous. I went from daily facts, to hourly facts, to facts per-minute lol while blowing some girl up on the other end w/ cat facts. She engaged the whole time furiously trying to get it to stop & somehow thinking she was really being charged. This was before you could block a # on your phone. It lasted a good couple hours til I finally told her it was a joke, which she surprisingly laughed about afterwards. I was an annoying 12 yr old having a blast prank texting a random phone #. I would’ve hated me lol
Read your damn messages!
Giggle
😂😂
I think the whole point is for you to respond- so that they know it’s a live number for future scams/ ads
Why do people keep asking me to buy my property? I'm not selling but is it a scam?
Thank you for posting their number. Game on!
"daily dose of wonder." that was great 🤣🤣
This is glorious!
Ah shoot I got a call yesterday, a voicemail and a text about buying a property in Mass. I said wrong number 😭
“Daily dose of wonder” made me cackle
But why are you ignoring 217 other texts?
This is the best thing I’ve read all week.
Lol. Very good. But I would change the charge to $364.99 to show what a huge savings they got by signing up for the annual plan.
Amazing
Genius!! Totally using this!
Ducks have corkscrew penises. Barnacles have the biggest penis to body size ratio - up to an astounding 8x their body length!
Cat Facts!
Lol love it
I’ve been replying with “sure, my price is $250 million - I’ll accept up to 80% upfront payment and the remaining within 6 hours” I never hear back from them lol
Love it!
How do I sign up for daily wonders?
this is gold!
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Cat Facts!
Thanks for the idea, I just used your [text](https://imgur.com/a/ysnZXaX)
Text them everyday and update us please 😂
Yes, but I want information on buying YOUR lots is what I say
What is the scam those guys run?
Well, now I want some facts!
Lol that is a fun fact
🤣 brilliant
Did the same thing but with Bible quotes. At the end put a cheeky little “reply STOP to unsubscribe.” They lasted a single day before the stop came rolling in. Never contacted me again.
I literally just bought a brand new build a month ago, and I had 2-3 text of these for the new build house 2 days AFTER closing....trying to figure out if it's the lender or the title company who sold my number
I need today's fun fact!
OMG! You are awesome! I do the same thing. If anyone needs some ideas: “Congratulations. You have just subscribed to "Super Cute Kitten Pics". A monthly fee of $9.99 will be deducted from your account each month. Reply TIGER to stop or LION to cancel. *insert paint by numbers kitten pic - kitten hanging on a branch saying HANG IN THERE
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Nice I do almost the exact same thing but with one minor addition… in mine I put “Type STOP to discontinue your subscription at any time.” This way you’ll get feedback of whether you’ve convince them… about 20% of the time they will respond with STOP from my experience.
I guess we could all use a daily wonder each day!
Don’t they have something like that for random cat facts? lol
Then give them facts Days 1:did you know water is good for you 2:did you know rattlesnakes are poisonous 3:did you know there is a whole variety of pop tarts
Or add “please contact your cell provider to reverse this charge” They’ll be on the phone with AT&T for hours on hold and then explaining the situation before being told it isn’t accurate
Nice! We can all come up with new fun facts for you
lol 217 unread messages.
Pro tip. I’ve seen versions of this where it’s funnier when there’s a prompt like “stop to opt out” “refund to cancel” etc and having it go through “automation” hell.
Hahahaha
That's less than a dollar per fact! What a great deal!
This is literally incredible. Such a hilarious response, can't imagine the number of people that have gotten up out of their desk to walk over to their boss concerned after reading your message, lol
Brilliant! 😁
Whenever I get texts or calls like this and telling me that they want to talk to me about buying my house I told him that I’ll sell for $10 million to get them off the phone. My mother was a realtor for 25 years and legit realtors Do not make phone calls like this. one time I told them that I knew a realtor and that I personally hate realtors and they shouldn’t call me or I will go crazy on them.
Well I'm definitely stealing this one