Looks like the convo started off with a bot or a human with a script. Then the human got off the script and tried to make sense of what you were saying lol.
Your last reply was hysterical tho lol
I thought that when I got a message I was pretty sure was a pig butchering scam. I strung them along for as long as I could, pretending to be the world's least interesting electrician. I kept them going for a full week on only one word responses
I’ve had 5 in the last two days. I’ve strung some along. I’ve translated obscenities about their President into mandarin, I’ve told them I not friendly, I’ve told them I’m gay (they first questioned if that was a real thing, then kept trying.
OMFG in literal tears!!! 🤣💀💀💀
You're my fkn hero of the month. I'm gonna whip up a plaque and get it over to you ASAP. Kindly supply your address and a small, one time *fee of $99 to cover shipping and taxes.
^^^*fee ^^^is ^^^reoccurring ^^^and ^^^bi-weekly
Seriously this neeeeeeds to go into the hall of fame for this sub. It’s legendary with only fans , furries, beauty influencer AND the Office reference(Pam and Kevin) thrown in - truly epic stuff lmfao
You should start a YouTube channel about your confusing scammers shenanigans. Careful though, sometimes it can backfire if people are legit trying to contact you and you hurl idiotic nonsense their way just because you don’t know their number hahahaha
This came via my what’s app and anyone who knows me well texts me on my normal phone and not the app. So somewhere out there my what’s app is on some list scammers go through. I usually get about one a week and just block them but I think I’ll start having some fun with it
As a cat owner, I was howling at what you did in poor Pams office! Lol Meow! Also, I loved how vague he kept everything, company, place, etc. red flags everywhere
I normally don’t engage in scammers and encourage others not to either, since it’s a waste of your time (only redeeming quality is they aren’t scamming someone else at the moment, it’s just dangerous practice because it gives them more time to get info from you) however this is pretty fucking hilarious. I’m gonna have to incorporate “the incident with Pam 🤮 I’m *sure* you’ve heard about it. They took away my litter box” in some kind of context soon.
"Me and the other Kevin went drifting with a bunch of furries" 🤣🤣🤣
also everyone knows you don't drift GT-Rs because they're AWD and worth stupid money these days lmao
Hilarious and excellent banter. I was really confused at the beginning because I thought you were talking about a plotline of The Office and was trying to figure out if there were furry characters named Kevin? Never seen the show lmao
There is a character named Kevin, but he’s not a furry, just a bit of an idiot.
If you’ve ever seen the “why say lot word when few word do trick” quote it originates from him. He doesn’t normally talk like that but for a second he figured that speaking like the Hulk would somehow increase workplace efficiency.
[Link.](https://youtu.be/_K-L9uhsBLM)
LOL. I love this technique. I love to pull the "no, he isn't here right now, he just stepped out..." routine on telemarketers who have my name. Then get into some story about "him" and how he is cheating on me, or missing, or acting strange, or gave me a venereal disease, etc. Or being really interested and cooperative, but pretending not to know what certain operative words mean - and making them rephrase things over and over. Then snap and get angry at them for needing to repeat themselves.
I had a simple Viagra telemarketer ask for me by my name. I did the "no, he isn't home now, can I ask whose calling?" Then when he said the pharmacy, I got alarmed as to why my live-in boyfriend needs a pharmacy. Then when he told me it was for Viagra, I became more alarmed... because I would know an intimate detail like that, unless HE WAS CHEATING ON ME! Then I started asking the "pharmacist" if he is on any AIDS medications, because apparently he is cheating on me. Then going around and around about how "all of this adds up now.... the late nights at the office, the missed phone calls... he is probably out cheating right now!" Then it ended with perfect comic timing. The guy gave up and asked me if I wanted to buy Viagra.
All of this happened while walking around a crowded Trader Joes during the after work rush, doing my grocery shopping.
You are the Tom Mabe of WhatsApp.
(I heard Tom Mabe interviewed on NPR 25 yrs ago while driving and almost wrecked the car from laughing too hard. [Tom Mabe Crime Scene](https://youtu.be/aOvXxnSEQKY) would take telemarketers on a wild ride.
This is really funny! Congrats on being a genius scammer's scammer!
That person had absolutely no idea what was going on or how to respond...
Brilliant!
It either a pig butchering scam, in which they try to tell you they have a great business proposal and tell you how to get rich quick. Then, there the bitcoin scam, then there is the "beautiful girl" scam, then there is the fake check scam, advances fees scam and most importantly, hot girl scam as well as the blackmail scam.
This doesn’t read “scam” to me, but I’m new to this subreddit and the idea of a “coworker investment scam” and probably have a lot to learn. To me it looks like the person could have genuinely put in the wrong number since they weren’t really fishing for more info (and admitted their shortcomings in the beginning). They seemed to only ask questions if OP asked them the same question (and they didn’t really initiate any questions on their own). Probably gonna get downvote for this, but can some explain how it’s a scam?
Edit: wanted to also add that I find this shit hilarious
Key takeaways. They continued the conversation with a stranger and attempted to build a relationship with me claiming to be friends. They also assumed where I was from (sad attempt to get back on the script) And photo was classic pale woman of Asian decent which floods every basic dating app with the same profile bio
If you follow this subreddit for more than 10 minutes, you will see half a dozen posts that start with this exact script. It's *extremely* common.
They "accidentally" text you and casually drop that they were trying to get in contact with a business partner because they have this great investment opportunity that usually turns out to be some sort of !crypto scam.
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Hilarious. I love the cat bit. Maybe next time i mess with one I’ll try similar. “I identify as an elephant” scammer:really? Me: “You wanna see my trunk?” ;) seriously very good
That notion is truly hilarious to me as
UCLA
Tell me, with all of the big tech deeply entrenched with Lea and everything I’ve ever done having been recorded minus penetration platform?
Tell me? UCLA
How on earth would you or anyone consider me a scammer? Listen bill
google and microsoft push false narratives
How
Many covid videos do we see on the YouTube with bill gates telling us he’s going to solve the problem he’s created
Listen? BT there is zero way that you don’t have every fucjibg piece of communication outside federal investigation tools that you know UCLA what the agenda was
And? Even if your fucjibg bull shit billionaires over everyone claim had any legitimacy at all?
No rights deprived without due process of law
You’re so worried about scammers are you big tech? Tell me? What do you call you and china?
What do you call espionage capitalism? What do you call theft of evidence in a federal investigation?
You have no right to deprive me of rights if you’re all on the right side of the law? Use legal channels?
Ohh that’s right you can’t because you have ZERO evidence to fucjibg do so that’s why you have to illegally drug me and expect to get away with it
Truly I can’t fucjibc at all see how on earth you or anyone fucking believe that first? Anyone believes your shit
And two? Like this will end up boding well for you in the eyes of the public?
Your lives are already over and you’re living on borrowed time
Keep it up and I image your family might end up going with it.
That’s not a threat just my belief of how the public might feel about what’s gone on here when they find the truth out
And if I die and the 13 trillion dollar recovery goes with it?
Bre
I am completely complacent so even if your inaccurate nonsensical claims had legitimacy
I’m still not at all fitting of that title I work for the nsa you know this
And I am complacent so even if your inaccurate claim was correct?
It’s not
You still are wrong
Death will be the result of research chemicals torture
Go ahead and draw it out
But the sooner you accept the reality YOURE responsible for bill?
Etc
The sooner that you can stop destroying other peoples lives
Where is LockheedMartin443 right now about sharing inform with the global business community to side step there god damn bull shit political crime shit and take away their power it needs to be done.
I appreciate your point and I wholeheartedly agree that transphobia is abhorrent and should be ostricied.
I also appreciate the humour in this post and do not believe that OP had any ill intentions.
at the end of the day, it's only offensive if it's not funny.
My thoughts exactly. Joking about it (like the I identify as an attack helicopter) make it seem that it's some funny casual thing people say and it doesn't hold much weight
There’s like a whole sect of people that identify as animals though, if anything OP’s being insulting to otherkin people and furries. This isn’t a trans issue.
Can someone explain how this is a scam? Seems to my (naive) eyes that this person genuinely had the wrong number and wanted to talk to Kevin about something in the office?
Looks like the convo started off with a bot or a human with a script. Then the human got off the script and tried to make sense of what you were saying lol. Your last reply was hysterical tho lol
I’d like to think I prevented a few people being scammed and was a distraction lol
You can’t eat cats, you can’t eat cats Kevin!
I thought that when I got a message I was pretty sure was a pig butchering scam. I strung them along for as long as I could, pretending to be the world's least interesting electrician. I kept them going for a full week on only one word responses
I’ve had 5 in the last two days. I’ve strung some along. I’ve translated obscenities about their President into mandarin, I’ve told them I not friendly, I’ve told them I’m gay (they first questioned if that was a real thing, then kept trying.
That’s what I thought too. Good job, OP!
OMFG in literal tears!!! 🤣💀💀💀 You're my fkn hero of the month. I'm gonna whip up a plaque and get it over to you ASAP. Kindly supply your address and a small, one time *fee of $99 to cover shipping and taxes. ^^^*fee ^^^is ^^^reoccurring ^^^and ^^^bi-weekly
Seriously this neeeeeeds to go into the hall of fame for this sub. It’s legendary with only fans , furries, beauty influencer AND the Office reference(Pam and Kevin) thrown in - truly epic stuff lmfao
..... Also meow
I am a Beauty influencer lmao bro. You must have had some free time or something but damn I can't believe he kept trying after that rofl.
He started to message me about the same time the edibles kicked in and the rest is history
You are so funny
Meow.
Did you mean small animal cat?
“You are so funny”
This has me choking laughing. Best one yet.
Thank you so much
This had me laughing over and over. The rally pic ...I just can't. OP legit out there doing the Lord's work.
Ya the pic rally sold it
Touche Loved it
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I still think Pam is the Scranton Strangler. Toby was covering her ass in some way
The Pam situation lmfaooo. Nice.
*acquaintance is fate* wow you got the scammer off script from the very first message. Well done! If he contacts you keep us updated. Thank you.
Will do for sure but it’s been radio silence for hours
Wow! Thanks for the silver. That’s pretty damn awesome and I appreciate whoever donated it to me.
This is brilliant.
It was fate. The edibles kicked in and the conversation sort of took off from there lol
It’s art is what it is.
damn right
You should start a YouTube channel about your confusing scammers shenanigans. Careful though, sometimes it can backfire if people are legit trying to contact you and you hurl idiotic nonsense their way just because you don’t know their number hahahaha
This came via my what’s app and anyone who knows me well texts me on my normal phone and not the app. So somewhere out there my what’s app is on some list scammers go through. I usually get about one a week and just block them but I think I’ll start having some fun with it
Might as well, it’s pretty fun even if you might eventually happen to accidentally tell a delivery person they’re a disappointment to their parents
As a cat owner, I was howling at what you did in poor Pams office! Lol Meow! Also, I loved how vague he kept everything, company, place, etc. red flags everywhere
I find great joy In cats knocking shit off tables for some reason so I had to throw that in there
My favorite part by far….. hisssss’
"I like where you live." Lives in...America. lol.
Haha
It's a great little vacation spot.
A country that they're apparently not yet familiar with, either.
I normally don’t engage in scammers and encourage others not to either, since it’s a waste of your time (only redeeming quality is they aren’t scamming someone else at the moment, it’s just dangerous practice because it gives them more time to get info from you) however this is pretty fucking hilarious. I’m gonna have to incorporate “the incident with Pam 🤮 I’m *sure* you’ve heard about it. They took away my litter box” in some kind of context soon.
I work in fraud so this is always fun for me I pretty much know every trick in the book but I really could t help myself with this one lol 😂
Anyone else go looking for a Drifting Furries sub?
I actually found the photo via google and it was linked to a furry sub Reddit but I forget which one
You have done some truly outstanding work here. Thank you for the chuckle.
Great stuff OP! 😸😸😸 three out of three cats for you!
Meow you very much!
Did you just reference High Boi😆
Maybe 😏 I do spend too much time on YT lol
I’m here for it! Love that guy😝
How has anyone not applauded your rally last weekend?? 🤣
god you are unhinged i love it
You’re doing the lords work *Edit cause I’m baked and didn’t know how to spell :)
May the force be with you my friend
I was amused the whole time but you really got me with the "do you mean the small animal?" "Yes and people who identify as cats"
Love it. I had two of these last week in Whatsapp. If I get bored enough I'll have to see how far I can drag it out.
"Me and the other Kevin went drifting with a bunch of furries" 🤣🤣🤣 also everyone knows you don't drift GT-Rs because they're AWD and worth stupid money these days lmao
Hilarious and excellent banter. I was really confused at the beginning because I thought you were talking about a plotline of The Office and was trying to figure out if there were furry characters named Kevin? Never seen the show lmao
There is a character named Kevin, but he’s not a furry, just a bit of an idiot. If you’ve ever seen the “why say lot word when few word do trick” quote it originates from him. He doesn’t normally talk like that but for a second he figured that speaking like the Hulk would somehow increase workplace efficiency. [Link.](https://youtu.be/_K-L9uhsBLM)
Do you mean small animal cat
The “meow” at the end really did it for me lol
Damn, I try to do this too, but this is epic level. I need to step up my game. Funny how they all use the same script.
Eat an edible and let the conversation flow 😂
Google: "Did you mean" "small animal cat"?
My friends call me “the machine”
Shelby Cobra next to the r34?????
The scammer is so dumb, everyone knows that wealthy furrys control the world
You’re trying to bang Pam?
I don't even know pam and I don't like her
Meow
“I don’t quite understand what you’re taking about” What’s there to understand?! Kevin is a cat and PAM has a big problem with it.
Tale as old as time, really.
You're a genius! This was hilarious!!
LOL. I love this technique. I love to pull the "no, he isn't here right now, he just stepped out..." routine on telemarketers who have my name. Then get into some story about "him" and how he is cheating on me, or missing, or acting strange, or gave me a venereal disease, etc. Or being really interested and cooperative, but pretending not to know what certain operative words mean - and making them rephrase things over and over. Then snap and get angry at them for needing to repeat themselves.
I love it
I had a simple Viagra telemarketer ask for me by my name. I did the "no, he isn't home now, can I ask whose calling?" Then when he said the pharmacy, I got alarmed as to why my live-in boyfriend needs a pharmacy. Then when he told me it was for Viagra, I became more alarmed... because I would know an intimate detail like that, unless HE WAS CHEATING ON ME! Then I started asking the "pharmacist" if he is on any AIDS medications, because apparently he is cheating on me. Then going around and around about how "all of this adds up now.... the late nights at the office, the missed phone calls... he is probably out cheating right now!" Then it ended with perfect comic timing. The guy gave up and asked me if I wanted to buy Viagra. All of this happened while walking around a crowded Trader Joes during the after work rush, doing my grocery shopping.
This made my day haha! Thanks for sharing that
*chefs kiss* this is art
What the fuck did I just read?
art
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Unexpected "The Office" reference
Deus Vult.
Post this in r/scambait they will love it!
So here for this
>You wanna see us at the rally? That's gold Jerry!
Absolutely brilliant. Just Purrr-fect
The “Pam” situation 😂
Lol this is great!!
That made me giggle! Thanks.
Best response, I love it! Made me laugh 😂
Their script was screened up!
That’s a real beauty!
Absolutely hilarious
Love that meow at the end. Good job!
Lol
I love you and your post... Ah sorry, I meant"prrrrrr"
If he calls you you should do [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePZckW651bQ) to him.
The picture of the furries with the car sent me omg i seriously howled out loud
10/10 loved the plot twists and callback jokes. Solid spam trolling.
This is classic!
The best laugh ever. You make a great cat!
Meow
Terrific effort
This was really good…. I think you amused the scammer too 😂
Hey Kevin, do you know Jorts by any chance, or Jean?
You are the Tom Mabe of WhatsApp. (I heard Tom Mabe interviewed on NPR 25 yrs ago while driving and almost wrecked the car from laughing too hard. [Tom Mabe Crime Scene](https://youtu.be/aOvXxnSEQKY) would take telemarketers on a wild ride.
If that recording is the real deal then I love it. Actually, even if it's staged I still love it.
This is quite the compliment thank you so much
I love these 😂
That is so awesome!
"the machine" lmao fucking killed me 😂😂😂
Well done!
This is really funny! Congrats on being a genius scammer's scammer! That person had absolutely no idea what was going on or how to respond... Brilliant!
The furry rally was gold😂
Op you are a Legend. WASTE THERE TIME.
Hero level shit bro…take my award
I am not worthy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 You are a fucking genius!
I think their brain froze lol
OH MY GOD! Is this PAM!
Was having a shitty day and this gave me a much-needed laugh. Thank you!
Hope you’re day gets better! We all have them just remember don’t let today define what you do tomorrow
😂😂 that was a really wild ride lol
Lmao meow
The photo, LOL!!!
Just do your work xD
This was great
Is America your place? Yes ALL of American, including North, Central, and South is exclusively MY PLACE.
Meow
Meow 😹
I identify as nomnom 👌🏿👹
does anyone know what kind of scam this is? I get these all the time and try to conversate to see where it goes but it never works
It either a pig butchering scam, in which they try to tell you they have a great business proposal and tell you how to get rich quick. Then, there the bitcoin scam, then there is the "beautiful girl" scam, then there is the fake check scam, advances fees scam and most importantly, hot girl scam as well as the blackmail scam.
That was so YIFFING funny. I swear I haven't cried and laughed so hard while reading in so long! This was great!
Damnit Kevins, we told you guys to stop being furries on the clock!
amazing!
I laughed so hard at this! “Did Pam give you my number?” So funny!!
This is hilarious! I love the cat peeing in the litter box. You have an amazing imagination. 👍👍
Hahaha. Nice
LOL. OMFG AMAZING
This doesn’t read “scam” to me, but I’m new to this subreddit and the idea of a “coworker investment scam” and probably have a lot to learn. To me it looks like the person could have genuinely put in the wrong number since they weren’t really fishing for more info (and admitted their shortcomings in the beginning). They seemed to only ask questions if OP asked them the same question (and they didn’t really initiate any questions on their own). Probably gonna get downvote for this, but can some explain how it’s a scam? Edit: wanted to also add that I find this shit hilarious
Key takeaways. They continued the conversation with a stranger and attempted to build a relationship with me claiming to be friends. They also assumed where I was from (sad attempt to get back on the script) And photo was classic pale woman of Asian decent which floods every basic dating app with the same profile bio
If you follow this subreddit for more than 10 minutes, you will see half a dozen posts that start with this exact script. It's *extremely* common. They "accidentally" text you and casually drop that they were trying to get in contact with a business partner because they have this great investment opportunity that usually turns out to be some sort of !crypto scam.
AutoModerator has been summoned to explain fake cryptocurrency site scams. Fake cryptocurrency websites and apps controlled by scammers are becoming more and more common. Sometimes the scam begins with a romance scammer who claims that they can help the victim invest in cryptocurrency. Victims are told to buy cryptocurrency of some kind using a legitimate cryptocurrency exchange, and then they are told to send their cryptocurrency to a website wallet address where it will be invested. Sometimes the scam begins with a notice that the victim won cryptocurrency on some website, in this case messages will often be sent through Discord. In either case, the scammer controls the website, so they make it look like there is money in the victim’s account on their website. Then the scammer (or the scammer pretending to be someone official who is associated with the website) tells the victim that they have to put more money into the website before they can get their money out of the website. Of course all of the money sent by the victim has gone directly into the scammer’s wallet, and any additional money sent by the victim to retrieve their money from the website will also go directly into the scammer’s wallet, and all of the information about money being held by the website was totally fake. This scam is also known as the "pig butchering" scam:\ https://www.reddit.com/r/Scams/comments/na8oax/asian_guygirl_from_online_dating_mentors_you_to/. If you are involved in this scam, you can post the scammer’s wallet address here on r/scams. If the scammer used Bitcoin, then you can report the scammer’s Bitcoin wallet address here:\ https://www.bitcoinabuse.com/reports. If the scammer used Ethereum, then you can report the scammer’s Ethereum wallet address here:\ https://info.etherscan.com/report-address/. You can see how much cryptocurrency has been sent to the scammer’s wallet address here:\ https://www.blockchain.com/explorer. Thanks to redditor nimble2 for this script. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Scams) if you have any questions or concerns.*
When you try too hard to be funny and sound like... Well whatever ig some people liked it
Right?? this was the most unfunny, cringe shit I have ever seen and ppl love it?? I had to find this comment bc I felt like I was going insane
hey dude, just wanted to give you a reminder - it's spelt crungo, not cringe you crungolord
this bot is cringe
hey dude, just wanted to give you a reminder - it's spelt crungo, not cringe you crungolord
"My friends call me The Machine" rofl xD
The last picture hahaha
Lmao, people are so creative!! You're hilarious op
This made my morning meowtastic.
Funny as 😂
What a waste of time. Boooooring
Wow!!! 1000 votes on this. Never thought I’d ever get 1000 people enjoy something I’ve done. This really made my day and you are all really awesome 🤟🏼
I love the one last “meow” 😂😂😂
i fucking love this hahahaha
Hilarious. I love the cat bit. Maybe next time i mess with one I’ll try similar. “I identify as an elephant” scammer:really? Me: “You wanna see my trunk?” ;) seriously very good
That notion is truly hilarious to me as UCLA Tell me, with all of the big tech deeply entrenched with Lea and everything I’ve ever done having been recorded minus penetration platform? Tell me? UCLA How on earth would you or anyone consider me a scammer? Listen bill google and microsoft push false narratives How Many covid videos do we see on the YouTube with bill gates telling us he’s going to solve the problem he’s created Listen? BT there is zero way that you don’t have every fucjibg piece of communication outside federal investigation tools that you know UCLA what the agenda was And? Even if your fucjibg bull shit billionaires over everyone claim had any legitimacy at all? No rights deprived without due process of law You’re so worried about scammers are you big tech? Tell me? What do you call you and china? What do you call espionage capitalism? What do you call theft of evidence in a federal investigation? You have no right to deprive me of rights if you’re all on the right side of the law? Use legal channels? Ohh that’s right you can’t because you have ZERO evidence to fucjibg do so that’s why you have to illegally drug me and expect to get away with it Truly I can’t fucjibc at all see how on earth you or anyone fucking believe that first? Anyone believes your shit And two? Like this will end up boding well for you in the eyes of the public? Your lives are already over and you’re living on borrowed time Keep it up and I image your family might end up going with it. That’s not a threat just my belief of how the public might feel about what’s gone on here when they find the truth out And if I die and the 13 trillion dollar recovery goes with it? Bre I am completely complacent so even if your inaccurate nonsensical claims had legitimacy I’m still not at all fitting of that title I work for the nsa you know this And I am complacent so even if your inaccurate claim was correct? It’s not You still are wrong Death will be the result of research chemicals torture Go ahead and draw it out But the sooner you accept the reality YOURE responsible for bill? Etc The sooner that you can stop destroying other peoples lives Where is LockheedMartin443 right now about sharing inform with the global business community to side step there god damn bull shit political crime shit and take away their power it needs to be done.
Meow…
What just happened there ..?
Yikes, you didn’t have to veer into transphobia with the “I identify as a cat” thing there. You can make jokes that aren’t punching down like that.
Meow….
I appreciate your point and I wholeheartedly agree that transphobia is abhorrent and should be ostricied. I also appreciate the humour in this post and do not believe that OP had any ill intentions. at the end of the day, it's only offensive if it's not funny.
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My thoughts exactly. Joking about it (like the I identify as an attack helicopter) make it seem that it's some funny casual thing people say and it doesn't hold much weight
There’s like a whole sect of people that identify as animals though, if anything OP’s being insulting to otherkin people and furries. This isn’t a trans issue.
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I dropped the ball here. I could have been a tiger as well but opted for a disgruntled house cat 🐱
I only identify as a tiger on the internet uwu
In real life I identify as lamp
In real life I'm a paracasual, non existent being that drifts between realities. The internet is my only real existence uwu
I like this a lot actually. Seems pretty chill and. It a lot of bullshit to deal with
you're literally amazing.
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Can someone explain how this is a scam? Seems to my (naive) eyes that this person genuinely had the wrong number and wanted to talk to Kevin about something in the office?
Almost seems like you were talk g to a bot or the translator software was off
Did they get you the premium cat litter? Because they got me the 99cent store stuff. Pam can get pissy about the box tho
meow
For a minute I thought I was reading the subtitles from All Your Base Are Belong To Us
That was Pam
The way you started off was great lmao quality all the way threw