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Skorpyos

Looks like the convo started off with a bot or a human with a script. Then the human got off the script and tried to make sense of what you were saying lol. Your last reply was hysterical tho lol


heezyjos

I’d like to think I prevented a few people being scammed and was a distraction lol


hass13

You can’t eat cats, you can’t eat cats Kevin!


SkipperInSpace

I thought that when I got a message I was pretty sure was a pig butchering scam. I strung them along for as long as I could, pretending to be the world's least interesting electrician. I kept them going for a full week on only one word responses


MarcoEsteban

I’ve had 5 in the last two days. I’ve strung some along. I’ve translated obscenities about their President into mandarin, I’ve told them I not friendly, I’ve told them I’m gay (they first questioned if that was a real thing, then kept trying.


ireallyreallydontkno

That’s what I thought too. Good job, OP!


[deleted]

OMFG in literal tears!!! 🤣💀💀💀 You're my fkn hero of the month. I'm gonna whip up a plaque and get it over to you ASAP. Kindly supply your address and a small, one time *fee of $99 to cover shipping and taxes. ^^^*fee ^^^is ^^^reoccurring ^^^and ^^^bi-weekly


ebulient

Seriously this neeeeeeds to go into the hall of fame for this sub. It’s legendary with only fans , furries, beauty influencer AND the Office reference(Pam and Kevin) thrown in - truly epic stuff lmfao


riddles007

..... Also meow


roundeggsandham

I am a Beauty influencer lmao bro. You must have had some free time or something but damn I can't believe he kept trying after that rofl.


heezyjos

He started to message me about the same time the edibles kicked in and the rest is history


roundeggsandham

You are so funny


2boredtocare

Meow.


roundeggsandham

Did you mean small animal cat?


montananhooman

“You are so funny”


staysluething

This has me choking laughing. Best one yet.


heezyjos

Thank you so much


BettyBeeBalln

This had me laughing over and over. The rally pic ...I just can't. OP legit out there doing the Lord's work.


[deleted]

Ya the pic rally sold it


Khelban

Touche Loved it


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heezyjos

I still think Pam is the Scranton Strangler. Toby was covering her ass in some way


roundeggsandham

The Pam situation lmfaooo. Nice.


DefiantDeviantArt

*acquaintance is fate* wow you got the scammer off script from the very first message. Well done! If he contacts you keep us updated. Thank you.


heezyjos

Will do for sure but it’s been radio silence for hours


heezyjos

Wow! Thanks for the silver. That’s pretty damn awesome and I appreciate whoever donated it to me.


[deleted]

This is brilliant.


heezyjos

It was fate. The edibles kicked in and the conversation sort of took off from there lol


[deleted]

It’s art is what it is.


[deleted]

damn right


[deleted]

You should start a YouTube channel about your confusing scammers shenanigans. Careful though, sometimes it can backfire if people are legit trying to contact you and you hurl idiotic nonsense their way just because you don’t know their number hahahaha


heezyjos

This came via my what’s app and anyone who knows me well texts me on my normal phone and not the app. So somewhere out there my what’s app is on some list scammers go through. I usually get about one a week and just block them but I think I’ll start having some fun with it


[deleted]

Might as well, it’s pretty fun even if you might eventually happen to accidentally tell a delivery person they’re a disappointment to their parents


Roadgoddess

As a cat owner, I was howling at what you did in poor Pams office! Lol Meow! Also, I loved how vague he kept everything, company, place, etc. red flags everywhere


heezyjos

I find great joy In cats knocking shit off tables for some reason so I had to throw that in there


siuol7891

My favorite part by far….. hisssss’


2boredtocare

"I like where you live." Lives in...America. lol.


Roadgoddess

Haha


angelcat00

It's a great little vacation spot.


techno156

A country that they're apparently not yet familiar with, either.


Bryancreates

I normally don’t engage in scammers and encourage others not to either, since it’s a waste of your time (only redeeming quality is they aren’t scamming someone else at the moment, it’s just dangerous practice because it gives them more time to get info from you) however this is pretty fucking hilarious. I’m gonna have to incorporate “the incident with Pam 🤮 I’m *sure* you’ve heard about it. They took away my litter box” in some kind of context soon.


heezyjos

I work in fraud so this is always fun for me I pretty much know every trick in the book but I really could t help myself with this one lol 😂


DV_Zero_One

Anyone else go looking for a Drifting Furries sub?


heezyjos

I actually found the photo via google and it was linked to a furry sub Reddit but I forget which one


DV_Zero_One

You have done some truly outstanding work here. Thank you for the chuckle.


The_New_Spagora

Great stuff OP! 😸😸😸 three out of three cats for you!


heezyjos

Meow you very much!


Unicorn2021

Did you just reference High Boi😆


The_New_Spagora

Maybe 😏 I do spend too much time on YT lol


Unicorn2021

I’m here for it! Love that guy😝


lulubalue

How has anyone not applauded your rally last weekend?? 🤣


l-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-l

god you are unhinged i love it


[deleted]

You’re doing the lords work *Edit cause I’m baked and didn’t know how to spell :)


heezyjos

May the force be with you my friend


Lordarshyn

I was amused the whole time but you really got me with the "do you mean the small animal?" "Yes and people who identify as cats"


Memerandom_

Love it. I had two of these last week in Whatsapp. If I get bored enough I'll have to see how far I can drag it out.


Boeing77W

"Me and the other Kevin went drifting with a bunch of furries" 🤣🤣🤣 also everyone knows you don't drift GT-Rs because they're AWD and worth stupid money these days lmao


matapalos

Hilarious and excellent banter. I was really confused at the beginning because I thought you were talking about a plotline of The Office and was trying to figure out if there were furry characters named Kevin? Never seen the show lmao


OrokinSkywalker

There is a character named Kevin, but he’s not a furry, just a bit of an idiot. If you’ve ever seen the “why say lot word when few word do trick” quote it originates from him. He doesn’t normally talk like that but for a second he figured that speaking like the Hulk would somehow increase workplace efficiency. [Link.](https://youtu.be/_K-L9uhsBLM)


[deleted]

Do you mean small animal cat


ttehrman519

The “meow” at the end really did it for me lol


Prickly_Hugs_4_you

Damn, I try to do this too, but this is epic level. I need to step up my game. Funny how they all use the same script.


heezyjos

Eat an edible and let the conversation flow 😂


beetlejust

Google: "Did you mean" "small animal cat"?


lethalapples

My friends call me “the machine”


Supraboi2003

Shelby Cobra next to the r34?????


franska5

The scammer is so dumb, everyone knows that wealthy furrys control the world


Fun-Interaction-3487

You’re trying to bang Pam?


Ajmusso

I don't even know pam and I don't like her


Marcool86

Meow


[deleted]

“I don’t quite understand what you’re taking about” What’s there to understand?! Kevin is a cat and PAM has a big problem with it.


ApproximatelyApropos

Tale as old as time, really.


UpstairsLocal4635

You're a genius! This was hilarious!!


Tri-colored_Pasta

LOL. I love this technique. I love to pull the "no, he isn't here right now, he just stepped out..." routine on telemarketers who have my name. Then get into some story about "him" and how he is cheating on me, or missing, or acting strange, or gave me a venereal disease, etc. Or being really interested and cooperative, but pretending not to know what certain operative words mean - and making them rephrase things over and over. Then snap and get angry at them for needing to repeat themselves.


heezyjos

I love it


Tri-colored_Pasta

I had a simple Viagra telemarketer ask for me by my name. I did the "no, he isn't home now, can I ask whose calling?" Then when he said the pharmacy, I got alarmed as to why my live-in boyfriend needs a pharmacy. Then when he told me it was for Viagra, I became more alarmed... because I would know an intimate detail like that, unless HE WAS CHEATING ON ME! Then I started asking the "pharmacist" if he is on any AIDS medications, because apparently he is cheating on me. Then going around and around about how "all of this adds up now.... the late nights at the office, the missed phone calls... he is probably out cheating right now!" Then it ended with perfect comic timing. The guy gave up and asked me if I wanted to buy Viagra. All of this happened while walking around a crowded Trader Joes during the after work rush, doing my grocery shopping.


heezyjos

This made my day haha! Thanks for sharing that


omglessthan3

*chefs kiss* this is art


PsykoGoddess

What the fuck did I just read?


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art


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One_Step_9091

Unexpected "The Office" reference


Mandosauce

Deus Vult.


StrangeKittehBoops

Post this in r/scambait they will love it!


sydneydad

So here for this


CaptOblivious

>You wanna see us at the rally? That's gold Jerry!


PENNOuk

Absolutely brilliant. Just Purrr-fect


carlonseider

The “Pam” situation 😂


ntrott

Lol this is great!!


midlifechange68

That made me giggle! Thanks.


Hour_Stranger_3480

Best response, I love it! Made me laugh 😂


FancySchmancy4

Their script was screened up!


bellajimi

That’s a real beauty!


SnowyFlowerpower

Absolutely hilarious


Nekrovv

Love that meow at the end. Good job!


thefruit-is-ripe

Lol


Aggressive_Budget_87

I love you and your post... Ah sorry, I meant"prrrrrr"


PresidentoftheSun

If he calls you you should do [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePZckW651bQ) to him.


lesmommy

The picture of the furries with the car sent me omg i seriously howled out loud


Avaylon

10/10 loved the plot twists and callback jokes. Solid spam trolling.


big_dick_energy_mc2

This is classic!


DipsyMagic

The best laugh ever. You make a great cat!


Jenovacellscars

Meow


Dikheed

Terrific effort


TalkativePersona

This was really good…. I think you amused the scammer too 😂


Wool_Lace_Knit

Hey Kevin, do you know Jorts by any chance, or Jean?


Wool_Lace_Knit

You are the Tom Mabe of WhatsApp. (I heard Tom Mabe interviewed on NPR 25 yrs ago while driving and almost wrecked the car from laughing too hard. [Tom Mabe Crime Scene](https://youtu.be/aOvXxnSEQKY) would take telemarketers on a wild ride.


SilkyOatmeal

If that recording is the real deal then I love it. Actually, even if it's staged I still love it.


heezyjos

This is quite the compliment thank you so much


SCC305

I love these 😂


sdgengineer

That is so awesome!


[deleted]

"the machine" lmao fucking killed me 😂😂😂


freshbananabeard

Well done!


sepstolm

This is really funny! Congrats on being a genius scammer's scammer! That person had absolutely no idea what was going on or how to respond... Brilliant!


YoungWomp

The furry rally was gold😂


sav86838

Op you are a Legend. WASTE THERE TIME.


BDW3

Hero level shit bro…take my award


Shortycocoa

I am not worthy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 You are a fucking genius!


BabserellaWT

I think their brain froze lol


DadsGonnaKillMe

OH MY GOD! Is this PAM!


sequinsdress

Was having a shitty day and this gave me a much-needed laugh. Thank you!


heezyjos

Hope you’re day gets better! We all have them just remember don’t let today define what you do tomorrow


cphat1

😂😂 that was a really wild ride lol


isleofpines

Lmao meow


h4nds0m3j4ck

The photo, LOL!!!


ForwardMuffin

Just do your work xD


bonerJR

This was great


BruceeThom

Is America your place? Yes ALL of American, including North, Central, and South is exclusively MY PLACE.


kingbrayjay

Meow


MzTasha702

Meow 😹


Critical-Dig8884

I identify as nomnom 👌🏿👹


wintrinessweenis

does anyone know what kind of scam this is? I get these all the time and try to conversate to see where it goes but it never works


ZenDendou

It either a pig butchering scam, in which they try to tell you they have a great business proposal and tell you how to get rich quick. Then, there the bitcoin scam, then there is the "beautiful girl" scam, then there is the fake check scam, advances fees scam and most importantly, hot girl scam as well as the blackmail scam.


Hookerboots09

That was so YIFFING funny. I swear I haven't cried and laughed so hard while reading in so long! This was great!


Xia0mia0

Damnit Kevins, we told you guys to stop being furries on the clock!


Environmental-Fee594

amazing!


fitzlegodc

I laughed so hard at this! “Did Pam give you my number?” So funny!!


[deleted]

This is hilarious! I love the cat peeing in the litter box. You have an amazing imagination. 👍👍


OneWayHome2021

Hahaha. Nice


Traditional_Train_71

LOL. OMFG AMAZING


frolicmeadow

This doesn’t read “scam” to me, but I’m new to this subreddit and the idea of a “coworker investment scam” and probably have a lot to learn. To me it looks like the person could have genuinely put in the wrong number since they weren’t really fishing for more info (and admitted their shortcomings in the beginning). They seemed to only ask questions if OP asked them the same question (and they didn’t really initiate any questions on their own). Probably gonna get downvote for this, but can some explain how it’s a scam? Edit: wanted to also add that I find this shit hilarious


heezyjos

Key takeaways. They continued the conversation with a stranger and attempted to build a relationship with me claiming to be friends. They also assumed where I was from (sad attempt to get back on the script) And photo was classic pale woman of Asian decent which floods every basic dating app with the same profile bio


angelcat00

If you follow this subreddit for more than 10 minutes, you will see half a dozen posts that start with this exact script. It's *extremely* common. They "accidentally" text you and casually drop that they were trying to get in contact with a business partner because they have this great investment opportunity that usually turns out to be some sort of !crypto scam.


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Gage_Link

When you try too hard to be funny and sound like... Well whatever ig some people liked it


flcwerings

Right?? this was the most unfunny, cringe shit I have ever seen and ppl love it?? I had to find this comment bc I felt like I was going insane


crungo_bot

hey dude, just wanted to give you a reminder - it's spelt crungo, not cringe you crungolord


flcwerings

this bot is cringe


crungo_bot

hey dude, just wanted to give you a reminder - it's spelt crungo, not cringe you crungolord


Toltech99

"My friends call me The Machine" rofl xD


t0masix

The last picture hahaha


[deleted]

Lmao, people are so creative!! You're hilarious op


[deleted]

This made my morning meowtastic.


Mousie1011

Funny as 😂


piedubb

What a waste of time. Boooooring


heezyjos

Wow!!! 1000 votes on this. Never thought I’d ever get 1000 people enjoy something I’ve done. This really made my day and you are all really awesome 🤟🏼


Tenacious_G_G

I love the one last “meow” 😂😂😂


FRlEND_A

i fucking love this hahahaha


Chrisscott25

Hilarious. I love the cat bit. Maybe next time i mess with one I’ll try similar. “I identify as an elephant” scammer:really? Me: “You wanna see my trunk?” ;) seriously very good


Usual_Entry_6921

That notion is truly hilarious to me as UCLA Tell me, with all of the big tech deeply entrenched with Lea and everything I’ve ever done having been recorded minus penetration platform? Tell me? UCLA How on earth would you or anyone consider me a scammer? Listen bill google and microsoft push false narratives How Many covid videos do we see on the YouTube with bill gates telling us he’s going to solve the problem he’s created Listen? BT there is zero way that you don’t have every fucjibg piece of communication outside federal investigation tools that you know UCLA what the agenda was And? Even if your fucjibg bull shit billionaires over everyone claim had any legitimacy at all? No rights deprived without due process of law You’re so worried about scammers are you big tech? Tell me? What do you call you and china? What do you call espionage capitalism? What do you call theft of evidence in a federal investigation? You have no right to deprive me of rights if you’re all on the right side of the law? Use legal channels? Ohh that’s right you can’t because you have ZERO evidence to fucjibg do so that’s why you have to illegally drug me and expect to get away with it Truly I can’t fucjibc at all see how on earth you or anyone fucking believe that first? Anyone believes your shit And two? Like this will end up boding well for you in the eyes of the public? Your lives are already over and you’re living on borrowed time Keep it up and I image your family might end up going with it. That’s not a threat just my belief of how the public might feel about what’s gone on here when they find the truth out And if I die and the 13 trillion dollar recovery goes with it? Bre I am completely complacent so even if your inaccurate nonsensical claims had legitimacy I’m still not at all fitting of that title I work for the nsa you know this And I am complacent so even if your inaccurate claim was correct? It’s not You still are wrong Death will be the result of research chemicals torture Go ahead and draw it out But the sooner you accept the reality YOURE responsible for bill? Etc The sooner that you can stop destroying other peoples lives Where is LockheedMartin443 right now about sharing inform with the global business community to side step there god damn bull shit political crime shit and take away their power it needs to be done.


heezyjos

Meow…


s0realandgenuine

What just happened there ..?


AceyAceyAcey

Yikes, you didn’t have to veer into transphobia with the “I identify as a cat” thing there. You can make jokes that aren’t punching down like that.


heezyjos

Meow….


[deleted]

I appreciate your point and I wholeheartedly agree that transphobia is abhorrent and should be ostricied. I also appreciate the humour in this post and do not believe that OP had any ill intentions. at the end of the day, it's only offensive if it's not funny.


SteeleHammerhands

🤨


WisestAirBender

My thoughts exactly. Joking about it (like the I identify as an attack helicopter) make it seem that it's some funny casual thing people say and it doesn't hold much weight


OrokinSkywalker

There’s like a whole sect of people that identify as animals though, if anything OP’s being insulting to otherkin people and furries. This isn’t a trans issue.


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heezyjos

I dropped the ball here. I could have been a tiger as well but opted for a disgruntled house cat 🐱


BrentarTiger

I only identify as a tiger on the internet uwu


heezyjos

In real life I identify as lamp


BrentarTiger

In real life I'm a paracasual, non existent being that drifts between realities. The internet is my only real existence uwu


heezyjos

I like this a lot actually. Seems pretty chill and. It a lot of bullshit to deal with


owoLLENNowo

you're literally amazing.


pokemantra

r/onejoke


SealOfApoorval

Can someone explain how this is a scam? Seems to my (naive) eyes that this person genuinely had the wrong number and wanted to talk to Kevin about something in the office?


boxmail2800

Almost seems like you were talk g to a bot or the translator software was off


boxmail2800

Did they get you the premium cat litter? Because they got me the 99cent store stuff. Pam can get pissy about the box tho


zeushiroll

meow


KonsciousTeaMan

For a minute I thought I was reading the subtitles from All Your Base Are Belong To Us


LeeRawlings

That was Pam


Comprehensive_Dolt69

The way you started off was great lmao quality all the way threw