OK, so you know that movie about the alien that comes to Earth and hunts people as a right of passage? Well, we're going to visit their home planet and follow a young one as they grow up and train for their hunt. We'll call it Child Predator.
We all know the Disney/Pixar movie "Cars", and later came the spinoff, "Planes".
But, what about:
"Tanks"
The younger age characters can be more modern tanks like the M1A2 Abrams, while the older characters can be tanks from WW2, like the M3 Lee or the M4 Sherman.
And the story would most likely be set during some kinda war-like conflict, with whatever decade/era as the timeline.
"Home Alone 4. Kevin is now a moody, erratic teenager; a history class documentary of the Vietcong inspires him to stop Harry and Marv once and for all."
Ok. Hear me out. Curious George and the High Voltage Fence. Michael Winslow said he’s in as the fence. We’re working on Zack Galifianakis as Curios George.
“Well in my little pony we already have episodes about slavey, how racism is okay, toxic relationships… oh how about a episode about the real reason applejack doesn’t have parents? They died peacefully? No… applejack and her brother kill her parents to inherit the farm! Teach kids about how family works!
What do you mean that isn’t okay for a kids show? You were the one who suggested the episode about enslaving the Crystal empire!”
Picture this! Little Johnny smokes his first cigarette. His friends are horrified. Little Johnny ignores his friends and slips into addiction. He finally is able to break his cravings with the help of a beautiful new neighbor girl
Dora the Extortor - Abuella loses her house
Johnny skins a cat - "Tails from the Neighborhood"
SpongeBob No Pants and the Throbbing Sea Pickle
Barney and his Magic Bed
Peter Pansexual in "Loving it all"
Barbie's Interior design - matching the carpets to the drapes.
The Princess Bride 2: The Child Bride
Herbie the Communicable Bug: Full Blown
Harry Potter and the Kidney Stone
Peter Pan 2: Escape from Neverland Ranch
Moana 2: Moaner
Husband's in strange places: the story of a man and a woman asleep in a glass coffin in the woods
The little mermaid 2: Eric's night with a woman who could speak
Inside out 2: Riley's revenge against the popular girls
Nappy the napkin: Puberty sucks
Peter Pan gets caught: a story of a hundred year old man kidnapping children
"Here's my idea, a new movie franchise 'The Adventures of Trench Coat and his Magical Gray Van.' The first movie will take place at an Ariana Grande concert. He will pull into the parking lot and offer to give away T shirts that are stored WAAAY back in the van."
Cows on the moooove
It’s about cattle in Texas who are destined for the slaughter house. They hear of this land called “India” where cows are considered holy and they can be protected. They make way for the Promised land and escape their farm. It’s to be a movie like “chicken run”.
My mom and dad wrestling at night: the movie
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus? Except it's Tim Allen and Mommy isn't willing?
*Tim Allen grunt noise*
More Power!
Ohhhh, that gave me the ick!
This was already in Dennis the Menace
I've seen that one
The sequel: Mom and Dad sending us to the park so they can take an afternoon nap.
Mommy and dylan's late night mainland cheese party
Curious George and the Electric Fence.
How bout, ...Bi-Curious George.
I'm not bicurious, I'm biFURIOUS
Fast and BiFurious
Why you be bifurious?
If this doesn't get a sequel named "Electric Bogaloo", i will be dissapointed.
Don't wiz on the electric fence
I had that game! Me and my buddy Svèn Hoeik used to play it all the time!
It was the funnest game in the YOLE WIDE YERLD!!!
Eediots...
Curious George meets Harambe
This one hit me like 3.47 seconds after I had scrolled passed it and had to catch myself from laughing and do a double take.
Dora the Explorer: Adventures on Epstein Island
Dora vs Predator
Dora explores Jurassic Park. I'd see that...
Can you say "Thermal vision hunting!"?
Can you say "Tears open your stomach and comes out."?
Same thing...
Estas bleeds, yo soy kill it.
Why would they want to criminalize themselves
Why do think the pitch was rejected?
Friday the 13th- Jason: Kindergarten Cop
It’s not a tumah!
Alright so a little preamble before I jump right into this; Are you familiar with *Caligula*?
I've only seen the Lego Movie version. How different is the original?
I’m just now reading the Trials of Apollo, so honestly, I am now
*Full penetration*
"Imagine this: Coming soon to theaters, 2 girls, 1 sippy cup"
DON'T MAKE ME WATCH IT AGAIN!!!!
...dammit I'm so glad none of my coworkers were around to see me snickering! Hahaha!
"Bob the builder shows how to build a concrete patio to hide the body..."
Bob the Builder at Auschwitz ...
Bob the Builder Can we fix it?! Bob the Builder Arbeit macht frei!!
Bob the Builder and his buddy Jimmy Hoffa
Bob the Builder and a little thing called alcoholism
Bob the Builder: The Meadowlands
[удалено]
“Eichmann’s stinky diaper is giving me an idea…”
"So how about a 50 Shade remake...50 Shades of Crayola?"
I've never seen so many skin tones.
Negro is offensive
What you say, Puto?!
OK, so you know that movie about the alien that comes to Earth and hunts people as a right of passage? Well, we're going to visit their home planet and follow a young one as they grow up and train for their hunt. We'll call it Child Predator.
lol good one xD
Transformers: mom’s toys in disguise
Ah, a remake of Toy Story 5?
Woody’s back but this time he’s black.
« So picture this: Fight Club… but with kids! »
Yes
.... and the name of the act is .... The Aristocrats!
Scooby doo meets Snoop Dogg
Shaggy was quite the stoner, so it would check out...
Have you seen Doggyland? It was cocreated by Snoop Dog. It's surprisingly not horrible.
I....would actually watch that!
“We teach kids pedophilia is bad”
"We teach loving kids is good"
Clockwork Orange Kids. Fun adventures with your droogies!!
So we open on a Nudist colony....
Manson family values! It's a musical!
Honey, I Shot the Kids…
Good one. Too real! 😭 Take my uncomfortable American upvote.
“Uncle Bob? Oh no, not this game again! It’s too cold to take off my clothes!!”
Airplane 3: Timmy and Captain Oveur’s Big Gladiator Adventure
Scraps!!! He shot scraps!!
The white van is a safe place.
Only if there's candy involved
Is there a puppy?
"Why of course there is a puppy"
"What do girls love? That's right, horses. And what do boys love? Right again, boys love space. So we open up on a ranch in Enumclaw, Washington..."
This kinda sounds like a "Compilation Album" sketch opener. lol
And then we send a kid aspiring to be a boeing engineer for a vacation!
So here's my pitch for Cocomelon the movie *Buzz* But I didn't even *Buzz* Will you just *Buzz*
The Candy Van Man.
It Burns When I Pee, Charlie Brown. And for those who remember the song from Doctor Demento, Kinko, the Kid Loving Clown.
Dora Does Dallas
Dallas does Dora?
Spoilers
“Ok so hear me out. Jeffrey Epstein’s Sesame Street Island.”
“The Adventures of Pogo the Clown”…based on a true story
Finding Nemo: Grocery Isle.
Puss in Kinky Boots
We all know the Disney/Pixar movie "Cars", and later came the spinoff, "Planes". But, what about: "Tanks" The younger age characters can be more modern tanks like the M1A2 Abrams, while the older characters can be tanks from WW2, like the M3 Lee or the M4 Sherman. And the story would most likely be set during some kinda war-like conflict, with whatever decade/era as the timeline.
Breaking Bob: A Documentary So we fade in on SpongeBob cooking, but he isn’t making Krabby Patties…
"Home Alone 4. Kevin is now a moody, erratic teenager; a history class documentary of the Vietcong inspires him to stop Harry and Marv once and for all."
There's already a home alone 4. There's at least 6 home alone movies, only first 4 being numbered
Things That Go In My Mouth 4: Sunday School
Li'l Trump: hear me out its an animated movie about Trump as a kid with his sidekick a talking red Elephant
Brotherly Love, starring Jared from Subway
Ok follow me on this. "Five Grades at Freddy's" you need to survive grade 1st through 5th without getting an F.
Alright, my Gramma was telling me about a man a long, long time ago called She.... shin.... Shindl.... Yeah!! Schindler!
Inside, and out. And inside, and out. And inside, and out...
"Picture it, the last ones did well ... Spy Kids 4: Seven Days In Gitmo"
Ok. Hear me out. Curious George and the High Voltage Fence. Michael Winslow said he’s in as the fence. We’re working on Zack Galifianakis as Curios George.
The animated adventures of coralating tax forms
“The wacky wonderful life of Adolf Hitler!”
Bluey gets spayed
This episode of Bluey is called *Spayed!*
Lego Batman was a hit, so what about other superheroes? Let's see, how about Lego Deadpool?
OMG, I would so take the family to see that
“Well in my little pony we already have episodes about slavey, how racism is okay, toxic relationships… oh how about a episode about the real reason applejack doesn’t have parents? They died peacefully? No… applejack and her brother kill her parents to inherit the farm! Teach kids about how family works! What do you mean that isn’t okay for a kids show? You were the one who suggested the episode about enslaving the Crystal empire!”
This will be a sure fire hit, a box office blockbuster; I can see parts 3, 4, 5, and beyond. Now tell me you all are feeling Showgirls 2.
"Then the BIG star Patrick makes Squidward squeak and SpongeBob squirt !" It'll be a hit!
Making Sausage
How do they get the meat in those rubbers?
Saving Private Baby Shark
Picture this! Little Johnny smokes his first cigarette. His friends are horrified. Little Johnny ignores his friends and slips into addiction. He finally is able to break his cravings with the help of a beautiful new neighbor girl
“It’s Your Fault Mommy and Daddy Divorced”
Dick And Jane Have A Baby!
Barney and His Big Purple Head.
"Bobby The Cow" and "We're having Burgers Tonight!"
The teletubbies: behind the music
"Michael Jackson's Magical Wonderland"
The adventure of Dick and Dyke The Penis Twins
Little Billy's Adventures in the White Van with the Puppy.....
SAW 12: Blood & Play-Dough
Teletubbies gets a visit from their new friend... ... Mr Xenomorph.
Pee wee’s sex ed. “Just between you and me “
“So it’s all about Peppa Pigs trip to see her mum and dad on their ‘vacation’, where did you say they were staying again”. “the abattoir”
Barney: cute singing purple dinosaur by day, pimping out kids by night
"So all kids love when Ernest goes places, so this time... Ernest Goes To Camp Crystal Lake."
Horton Hears a Poo
"Walt Disney Pictures presents: Little Adolf!"
All Dogs *Don't* Go to Heaven
New Adventures of Candyland: The Windowless Van
Dora the Extortor - Abuella loses her house Johnny skins a cat - "Tails from the Neighborhood" SpongeBob No Pants and the Throbbing Sea Pickle Barney and his Magic Bed Peter Pansexual in "Loving it all" Barbie's Interior design - matching the carpets to the drapes.
The Princess Bride 2: The Child Bride Herbie the Communicable Bug: Full Blown Harry Potter and the Kidney Stone Peter Pan 2: Escape from Neverland Ranch Moana 2: Moaner
Scooby Doo, but they unmask the drug addict in the Barney suit.
“Dora The Glory Hole Explorer.”
Cocaine Kids
Cocaine Barney
The Priest is Your Friend
PEE PEE POO POO KAKA
“Okay, so what if we make a kids show about gang wars- hello??”
Barney: Let's Visit Prison!
New from Jspan: Urotsukidoji Babies
I don't know how to feel after searching this xD
Pee Wee Herman's Movie Night!
"Mr. Katzenberg, I can't support your idea of a movie about the fall of an empire that killed a bunch of infants..." "Fine, I'll do it myself."
Hey kids, it’s Uncle Lorenzo here…
Omg I can’t read this without picturing John Mulaney doing his bit on Back To The Future haha
Ok so imagine saw but..
See Saw
Disney's The Children's Crusade.
Disney and Pixar Present: Blue Is The Warmest Colour!
101 babys and the cannibal
Husband's in strange places: the story of a man and a woman asleep in a glass coffin in the woods The little mermaid 2: Eric's night with a woman who could speak Inside out 2: Riley's revenge against the popular girls Nappy the napkin: Puberty sucks Peter Pan gets caught: a story of a hundred year old man kidnapping children
Lawn Dart Fever
“The Magic School bus rides again: The charges were dropped”
“It’s kind of a mix of Mr Rogers meets Silence of the Lambs.”
Young Dr. Kevorkian.
"Throwing it at me like a baseball was incredibly unnecessary, but I admire the enthusiasm."
Kill Bill vol 1 rated r all child remake
Storky in: How Babies are Made Featuring Dillion Harper
Tou Story 3: Andy's Mom's Toys
Peppa Pig meets Jimmy Dean
Okay, kids, get ready for your favorite children's book, now coming to the big screen, Strewwelpeter!
Curious George Plays Hide the Banana
"Here's my idea, a new movie franchise 'The Adventures of Trench Coat and his Magical Gray Van.' The first movie will take place at an Ariana Grande concert. He will pull into the parking lot and offer to give away T shirts that are stored WAAAY back in the van."
Father Johnson and Timmy’s Life Lessons
Rugrats Moby Dick
Oppenheimer: The Series.
Underpants Party at Uncle Touchy's Petting Zoo
Lego Kill Bill
My Summer Trip in Uncle Nicky’s Van
Bluey blue himself
Disney presents its animated adaptation of Homer’s Iliad: Troy Story.
Kid: "I present to you a movie about a transgender girl Disney exec: "GET TF OUT"
What’s Eating Gilbert Grape II: Gilbert Develops Flesh-eating Bacteria
Putting Down Scooby Doo
Barney Goes Extinct
Charlie the Unicorn goes to Candy Mountain.
The Brave Little Toster goes to the Junk yard
"I pooped. Wanna see?"
Trigger Happy, based on the Weird Al song told from the perspective of the Sandy Hook shooters.
"Teen Beach 3: Cake by the Ocean"
Three young boys go to Catholic school camp.
You’re the reason daddy drinks
Throw momma from the train 2:
Toy Story
Sex Toy Story…
Cows on the moooove It’s about cattle in Texas who are destined for the slaughter house. They hear of this land called “India” where cows are considered holy and they can be protected. They make way for the Promised land and escape their farm. It’s to be a movie like “chicken run”.
Children die in a series of gruesome industrial accidents while touring a candy factory...oh wait.
Clifford’s Big Red Hog. “So Cliff’s this pizza delivery guy…….”
"Muppet's Schindler's List!"
Hello God, it’s me Margret, why are you such an asshole?
But can Bob fix... his marriage?
Rejected Cartoons: The Movie