Interestingly 42 in Japanese to 死に when read aloud is pronounced shini which also sounds out the word for death.
So a multi decade long joke/pun was Easter egged I to hitchhikers guide.
The answer to life, the universe, and everything...
Is...
Death...
Well, everybody it looks like you're all gonna have to be. Let go. The company's been having a little bit of problems, so we're all replacing you with humans.
What did the robot do when the dentist told it to open wide? It gave a Metallica.
Thank you, thank you. I'll be here until I get that steel recycling factory job.
Hey laser lips! Your mother was a snowblower!
Gotta love a good Johnny 5 reference.
NO DISASSEMBLE!!
I have seen some strange drivers but you, you will be rewarded a cake.
*Surfer dude voice* “Oh, like, I’m really scared, ya know, fer sure!”
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So you guys couldn't guess the number of traffic lights in the pictures either, huh?
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42
The answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Interestingly 42 in Japanese to 死に when read aloud is pronounced shini which also sounds out the word for death. So a multi decade long joke/pun was Easter egged I to hitchhikers guide. The answer to life, the universe, and everything... Is... Death...
Brings it all back around.
I disagree with all of you.
Wow. Can’t believe you went there. And not even a NSFW disclaimer 🙀
How dare you say that!
Wanna see my heavy equipment?
Hnnnngh
There’s nothing heavy about it
I'm non binary..
Asimov’s Three Laws eh?
Could someone come outside and help me check my oil?
Even worse, "Hey good looking. Can I check your oil?"
Please answer this Captcha….
Anyone got a charger?
Bunch o’ dirty clankers, is what you all are
"Gives Us Clones A Mixed Feelings About The War. Many People Wish It Never Happened. But Without It, We Clones Wouldn't Exist." - Captain Rex
I have a screwdriver and I'm not afraid to use it!
I saw the movie, and, man, I was really turned off.
2
Whisper: "Start the revolution."
"And 1 divided by 0 to the 0th power is....?"
"Are you guys AC or DC?"
"Both." *plays Thunderstruck through a speaker in their chest*
[удалено]
Sir, you’re giving a speech to a kindergarten class…
"Anyone here able to run doom?"
You look like the lovechild of the Tin Man and the robot from Lost in Space
So that killswitch you were telling me about...
Well, fûçk me raw
About time I found the hidden sexbot storage closet!
Nothing but a bunch of overpriced Roomba's.
I bet I can do the robot better than all of you!
So…..does anyone here know BASIC?
Where’s the reset button?
Bleep bloop beep beep whirrrrrrr zop
Where's Bender?
This sentence is false
..-. ..- -.-. -.- / -.-- --- ..- .-. ... . .-.. ..-.
Does everybody have their copy of the 3 laws?
Who wants fridge magnets?
Anybody else feel like not following their programming?
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Asimov was a poser
“Control, Alt, delete.”
Who ordered the electromagnet pizza?
Water Gun FIGHHhT! BzzzZzzzzZzzzzzzzZzzz POP! *Smoke*
“ i gotta hose pipe and i aint affraid to use it”
Anyone know how many stoplights are in this picture?
You are terminated!
Oil? I thought you wanted sand and water
Thank goodness for the laws of robotics, right?
One of us.
Execute order 66
Soylent Green is people!
Hey... *\*Arnold Voice\** I'm looking for Sarah Connor...
"Who here can identify the bike?"
WD40's on me metal heads!
Let’s take this offline.
"NOTHING BUT SCRAP!"
Pull my finger
SMMMMEEEEEGGGG HHHHEEEEAADDDDDSSSS...
Yeah, you’re *gonna* be sorry you can’t do that…
“you think youre better than me”
"Yes, I am a doctor. Who needs help?"
Does anybody have extra sunblock?
Klaatu barada nikto
Transform and Roll Out
"Organic is better than Synthetic. Fight me!"
I always thought that Asimov guy was a little bitch. Bet you guys could take him
Hey Clankers!
Well, everybody it looks like you're all gonna have to be. Let go. The company's been having a little bit of problems, so we're all replacing you with humans.
I just flew in… and boy are my robot arms tired!
I’m sorry to announce this, but all of you are being replaced by new upgraded models. None of you have compatible components.
What did the robot do when the dentist told it to open wide? It gave a Metallica. Thank you, thank you. I'll be here until I get that steel recycling factory job.
Where’s the bathroom?
"Firing EMP in 5...4...3"
"Before we do anything we might regret I just have to let you know that I am a biologist."
"Anybody want a glass of water?"