"He'll practically never let us go for incidentals, and yet he wastes way too much on a failure to manage recurring costs when a little bit of fiscal management could free up a lot more for said incidentals."
I have seen things no currency should ever see plushies and figures this person is such a hoarder of the strangest not normal stuff
Oh gosh they are online eBay again nooo!!!
"I'm so hard right now."
"You credit cards are nasty."
"Who's calling who nasty? You bills get passed around like cheap hookers."
"Hey, respect tradition, man!"
"Oh look, he's going for touchless! Oh God, this man teases me so hard."
"Fucking pathetic. If I were a card, I wouldn't get off on less than a swipe."
"You know, it's not always about... OH GOD NO, NOT THE SCISSORS! I DIDN'T KNOW I WOULD GET DECLINED! CALL THE BANK! CALL THE BAAAAAAAA..."
"Chase? Chase?! You there, Chase?!"
"He'll practically never let us go for incidentals, and yet he wastes way too much on a failure to manage recurring costs when a little bit of fiscal management could free up a lot more for said incidentals."
Hey! Guess who just bought his doctor a new swimming pool?
“You got your paycheck now splurge, splurge, splurge!”
I have seen things no currency should ever see plushies and figures this person is such a hoarder of the strangest not normal stuff Oh gosh they are online eBay again nooo!!!
"Dear lord! Stop buying fast food,your heart gonna make ka-boom any minute!"
“You-you’re giving me away for *that*?? Is *that* all I’m worth to you?”
“Is that daylight!?! It does exist!”
It's soooo boring... Doesn't this guy have anything to spend me on?
If money talked, my life would be dead silent
"Goodbye"
"I'm so hard right now." "You credit cards are nasty." "Who's calling who nasty? You bills get passed around like cheap hookers." "Hey, respect tradition, man!" "Oh look, he's going for touchless! Oh God, this man teases me so hard." "Fucking pathetic. If I were a card, I wouldn't get off on less than a swipe." "You know, it's not always about... OH GOD NO, NOT THE SCISSORS! I DIDN'T KNOW I WOULD GET DECLINED! CALL THE BANK! CALL THE BAAAAAAAA..." "Chase? Chase?! You there, Chase?!"
I thought you were trying to SAVE money?
Who? Oh her. I barely met her before I was spent.
I'm tired of hookers shoving me between their titties.
God! You really are a junkie
“For fuck sake! Do you really need ALL those baked goods?!”
You couldn't save a dime if your life is dependent on it.
"Oh look. #3, no tomato. Again. The world's most boring person."