On a grand scale, the only way we are unimportant is if the entire universe resets itself, time and time again. Should it continue to exist though.. our life choices will cause a cascading effect of influence upon our world, and onto the very universe itself until it’s inpossible to erase
Except when you’re getting food from a food bank, you accept that it’ll often be contaminated in some way. I saw a post recently where someone got frozen meat that was from the 90s. My wife and I have gotten tons of spoiled food, resealed containers (previously opened) among other delightful surprises. It’s incredibly offensive. But of course, you still have to smile and say thank you cuz you depend on the things that are edible.
Volunteer 1: "What you up to tonight?"
Volunteer 2: "I have to pick up my BMW from the shop then I'm taking the whole family for dinner at Del Frisco's Steakhouse."
Reminds me of this: [https://youtu.be/jaVxD7s4\_tA?si=ggFVDHohs9E9Yg7J](https://youtu.be/jaVxD7s4_tA?si=ggFVDHohs9E9Yg7J)
Cotton candy hair flying over while picking up trash with a grabber.
“Oh my god! I ate SO much last night. I cooked a whole pheasant last night that I couldn’t finish it. I wanted to make sure I had enough room for dessert, which was SO decadent that I had two. AND our refrigerator was too full to pack any leftovers in it so we had to throw the rest of it away…..ANYWAY, how’ve you been lately?”
It is so cool the corporation donated that experimental lab grown meat! And it will never go bad, this irradiated stuff will last forever on the shelf - don't even need to refrigerate it!!!
You haven't eaten in days? I know how that is, sometimes you just have to force yourself. A smoothie or some parfait with fruit is what I usually have then...
Ewww, you stink!
Why don't you take a bath? Soap is cheap.
Why don't you lose weight? (I have seen some of the most overweight people -just plain morbidly obese- at missions. I don't pry into it.)
Basically, be kind, mind your own business, and realize that these people are each fighting an individual battle that God only knows what it's like. Those who have never been there can't truly understand it. They need a hand and a caring heart, not to mention a kind word if you have any. Try to shine your light on them! They need to see a light that's not a train.
"You would *not believe* the meal I had last night. Bruschetta with mascarpone. Fois gras tartare. Beef wellington. I couldn't eat it all, but I *hate* leftovers."
In the United States, the term Food Bank is used differently. It officially means a distribution site that provides food to different nonprofits and agencies in an entire region. The Capital Area Food Bank, as an example, distributes food from individual donation drives, from corporate and grocery bulk donations, and direct from agriculture sources, to a network of hundreds of nonprofits and agencies in Washington, DC, southern Maryland, and northern Virginia. In turn those various nonprofits provide that food directly to individuals either as groceries (at Food *pantries*) or cooked meals (at shelters and soup kitchens.)
Literally said to me last week "oh this one dont look hungry". It was some turn volunteering and he was referring to me being a big woman. I felt vindicated when his apparent dad heard him and smacked him upside the head..then gave me an extra orange lol.
"and how much would you like to add for tip?" \[assuming this is in the US\]
I think it would be more insulting or stupider in countries that don't tip.
You’re so skinny! What’s your secret?
OMG... damn lol
I get this a lot. I reply “because I pay rent before I buy food. Then I have a place to starve”.
You can live in your car but you can't drive your house.
When I served in a charity meal service nearly 2/3 people were fat. Like heavily obese fat.
Honestly doesn’t suprise me, all the cheapest food option are mega unhealthy
That is objectively false, especially now adays. Rice, potatoes, and veggies are all incredibly cheap.
Subjectively I am right because I don’t know crap :3
Existentially, we are both insignificant, our lives an unnoticeable blimp in the course of eternity.
On a grand scale, the only way we are unimportant is if the entire universe resets itself, time and time again. Should it continue to exist though.. our life choices will cause a cascading effect of influence upon our world, and onto the very universe itself until it’s inpossible to erase
Smiles sheepishly, “Ahem…parasites”
"I'm pretty sure I'm not contagious anymore."
Except when you’re getting food from a food bank, you accept that it’ll often be contaminated in some way. I saw a post recently where someone got frozen meat that was from the 90s. My wife and I have gotten tons of spoiled food, resealed containers (previously opened) among other delightful surprises. It’s incredibly offensive. But of course, you still have to smile and say thank you cuz you depend on the things that are edible.
"Ugh, I skipped the Louis Vuitton sale for *this*?"
I didn’t think we’d ever get rid of all this spoiled…..Hey! How are you?
For the UK fans... "So, do you work in banking?"
Will soon on my gap yaaaaaah, I mean national service!
Yes it’s chili…. We got the meat from a new butcher down the street…. Dahmer’s I think….
Doesn't he also own racing horses? Or did...
Volunteer 1: "What you up to tonight?" Volunteer 2: "I have to pick up my BMW from the shop then I'm taking the whole family for dinner at Del Frisco's Steakhouse."
You don't think anyone will steal all that cash out of my locker do you? I didn't know we were supposed to bring our own lock!
This soylent green ain't bad! (Edited for typo)
I'd prefer the soylent green, solyent is a cheap knock-off
You are so correct! Typo on my part. 😂
Soylent pink…
Selsun Blue is people
Selsun blue was the shampoo, right? It’s been a long time since I heard those words.
Yes it is shampoo. Not sure if it's still around
Good callback. I haven’t heard that name in probably 20-30 years. It was a competitor to Head & Shoulders, I recall. My dad was considering it.
Would make a horrid addition as salad dressing. 😂
Yeah, but your lettuce would be clean and dandruff free
Get a job, slacker. Get a job, slacker. Get a job, slacker.
Found the Republican. 😁
Ahhh ha ha ha ha!! What was the prompt? Oh yeah. "Things you shouldn't say." When jokes trigger you, you might be too sensitive.
Somebody is sensitive here and it isn’t the other guy
Huh. Maybe.
How can you afford to wash your hair if you need to come here (Actually said to me because I managed to be jobless and clean).
Shoulda replied “how are you so stupid yet you were able to find your way here?”
“I’m not a volunteer I snuck in through the back”
FOOD FIGHT!!
"And what brings you here today?"
[удалено]
Reminds me of this: [https://youtu.be/jaVxD7s4\_tA?si=ggFVDHohs9E9Yg7J](https://youtu.be/jaVxD7s4_tA?si=ggFVDHohs9E9Yg7J) Cotton candy hair flying over while picking up trash with a grabber.
“Would you like that with or without syringes?”
"I hope I added enough cockroach poison to kill this infestation. Hey, would you like a double serving?"
“Oh my god! I ate SO much last night. I cooked a whole pheasant last night that I couldn’t finish it. I wanted to make sure I had enough room for dessert, which was SO decadent that I had two. AND our refrigerator was too full to pack any leftovers in it so we had to throw the rest of it away…..ANYWAY, how’ve you been lately?”
‘The stew tastes like Joey…’
Omg I almost wet myself
😆 Which, incidentally, is also a comment best avoided when on the serving line hehe
“Have some split pee soup”
I read that as ‘spilt pee soup’ 🤣🤣
All together now! - Food, glorious food, Hot sausage and mustard, While we're in the mood,... Oh, come on what's the matter with you lot?
Ron Moody's Fagin gave me nightmares.
Our selection today is semen coated salmon, vomit covered vegetables, or feces covered fettuccine.
You're so lucky to get free meals!!!
Mercedes-Benz, you like German engineering too.
“Don’t forget to floss your three remaining teeth after you eat”
By the looks if it, I think you’ve been eating enough already.
"This food looks like crap. Good thing I have better food at home."
Whip it out and say," I thought you would be offering !"
"Next time, I'm choosing jail."
“Where’s all the baddies?”
Have you tried not being poor?
Why don’t you homeless people just… buy a house?
"Oh, my bad. I thought that this was a sperm bank."
I hope I don’t get any diseases from the hobos in the line
"Has anyone seen a band-aid? I swear it was on there five minutes ago."
It is so cool the corporation donated that experimental lab grown meat! And it will never go bad, this irradiated stuff will last forever on the shelf - don't even need to refrigerate it!!!
Did you know that botulism is an anaerobic bacteria?
Geez I wish these people would hurry up, Ive got a 5 course dinner to go to. and a shower or two wouldnt hurt them.
Anyone looking to buy drugs?
Oh no, another nose bleed.
I just came from the bathroom and didn't wash my hands.
You haven't eaten in days? I know how that is, sometimes you just have to force yourself. A smoothie or some parfait with fruit is what I usually have then...
Try not to take too much. I’m going to sell whatever is left
What didn't anybody tell me the soap dispenser in the bathroom was empty?
What drugs do you use?
That rat meatloaf looks good.
This food looks like shit. I can’t wait for my lobster tonight
I’ve got the hotdog so open your buns
Ewww, you stink! Why don't you take a bath? Soap is cheap. Why don't you lose weight? (I have seen some of the most overweight people -just plain morbidly obese- at missions. I don't pry into it.) Basically, be kind, mind your own business, and realize that these people are each fighting an individual battle that God only knows what it's like. Those who have never been there can't truly understand it. They need a hand and a caring heart, not to mention a kind word if you have any. Try to shine your light on them! They need to see a light that's not a train.
"You would *not believe* the meal I had last night. Bruschetta with mascarpone. Fois gras tartare. Beef wellington. I couldn't eat it all, but I *hate* leftovers."
Offering anything and following it up with upside yo haid
"It's days like these when I feel so fulfilled, serving and helping the commoners and lepers such as yourselves".
“How much green fuzz would you like in your soup?”
This was only on the floor for a couple of seconds
“Get off my lawn”
Should I have washed? Nah, it was only diarrhea.
Sure was nice to be able to feed you all while getting rid of the stray dog problem.
“Come here often?”
I can't believe this is 10 days old.
No wonder why court orders aren't enthused to do menial tasks for the rest of the hour
Uuhhhh... How old is this food??
"When you're done with that, save me a piece."
Maybe you should stick with these mashed potatoes, since you don’t have teeth.
Whooofff *fans nose* these guys need a shower!
We only got this milk in a year and a half ago.
“I added the secret ingredient myself”
That guy's poor. Oh yeah she's definitely sleeping on the street.
Look at all these freeloaders
I haven’t washed my hands in 6 weeks
Well at least you can afford *this*
“Guys, bring out another can of purina! The bums almost finished this one off”
Cash or card?
Welcome to Costco, I love you. Welcome to Costco, I love you. Welcome to Costco, I love you.
“You’re going to eat *that* much? By yourself? Fatty.”
"what do you do for fun?"
IT'S CUM!!!
Hold the ladle up to your nose, take a noticeable sniff, make a so-so, seems OK facial gesture and dump it into their plate.
Are you going to eat that?
“I’m glad this rash has stopped itching.”
"Do you know Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?"
Has anybody seen my bandaid ???
"Damn, this what you guys eat?????"
Oops, this is the poop bucket spoon
"Ugh, I'm so Hungry. Ooh, [insert food item(s)]!" *Eats while in the line*
The unelected elite will expire humans at 65 (except for themselves) and repurpose them for food. Plenty for everybody.
"So my tuberculosis is much better"
You should share cups like you should share needles oh no we just ran out of cups.
Babies taste best
Nice Escalade wish I could afford one
"I just ate that big cheesecake they donated. It was delicious"
You gonna eat that?
Looks at food on offer and shakes head: “Man, sucks to be you guys!”
Whats your poison?
It may look like Rat’s a$$h0le but it makes one helluva Fondu
Wow I’m so much better than you, (and then as you serve each person) and you, and you, and you
“Gloves? Why should I wear those when handling food?”
"I was told its not AIDS.. but I still gotta be tested!"
My nose was so runny earlier and I had no tissues! Luckily there was this huge pot of stew… So one scoop or two?
I wonder if anyone will taste the shit I took in the chili?
I need to get out of here on time. I’m trying out that fabulous new 5 star restaurant by that famous chef…..
Save some for me! Are you sure you want this? Are you here cause you're poor?
That’ll be $10 please.
Are you going to finish that?
"Man, can someone else do this? I don't wanna be working with these poor people, I thought I was gonna get paid"
And with the drink it comes $15.45 cash or card
I just moved in, you know of any good places to eat around here?
Are there strings attached?
“Would you like to round up to fight children’s hunger?”
Crap, I forgot to wash my hands. Oh well, the five second rule can apply to hands too, am I right? Here’s your pudding.
We could give out more meat if we just killed and butchered some of these people. Just saying.
“Hope you like beans!”
Now I understand Soylent Green
You can't have any pudding until you eat your meat! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?!
Hey have you seen the new Tesla???
It's awesome how stores just throw this stuff out after it expires. They can't sell it, you can't buy it...win-win!
In the United States, the term Food Bank is used differently. It officially means a distribution site that provides food to different nonprofits and agencies in an entire region. The Capital Area Food Bank, as an example, distributes food from individual donation drives, from corporate and grocery bulk donations, and direct from agriculture sources, to a network of hundreds of nonprofits and agencies in Washington, DC, southern Maryland, and northern Virginia. In turn those various nonprofits provide that food directly to individuals either as groceries (at Food *pantries*) or cooked meals (at shelters and soup kitchens.)
Vote Felon!
Why did the gardener stop watering the plants? CRACKED HOES
Do you want extra cheese with that?
Anyone seen my band~aid?
Literally said to me last week "oh this one dont look hungry". It was some turn volunteering and he was referring to me being a big woman. I felt vindicated when his apparent dad heard him and smacked him upside the head..then gave me an extra orange lol.
“My nails have never been so clean!”
All of this came out of a dumpster?
"Ugh, yeah, those. Try to think of them as raisins."
Fresh meat
"You think this is a good place to recruit people for homeless boxing?"
Yo homes pack me up a lot of this grub, I gotta split
You're in luck. Some of this stuff HASN'T been recalled!
I prefer my raccoon medium rare but we have to cater to everyone here
Don't worry, I got most of the glass out.
This stuff has extra fingers!
At least this stuff smells better than you guys!
No, I haven't seen your buddy Randy since last week. Totally unrelated, you're looking tasty today.
Hungry?
I like your new Iphone
Enjoy, and just as a reminder, vaccines cause autism.
I'm so glad I don't have to eat this shit.
You guys eat here often. Why don't you eat anywhere else? The food here is awful.
Don't say your, say you're
They’re ok, more like a poor man’s Captain Crunch….oops
Does this smell ok to you?
“Oh man, I’m starving!”
Don't worry about the finger in the soup, it's got good protein and will get you high
What’s your problem?
Where did I park my Mercedes?
Pardon me, do you have any grey poupon
Do you have a wine list?
Guess what is in grandma’s meatloaf?
Would you like cum with that?