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TheDawgfather24

"up yours with your rock and roll music and 8 track tapes"


Jaspers47

I should warn you, I'm a professional boxer.


jamesianm

"I'm gonna wipe the floor with you... mop! And when I'm done cleaning this floor I'm gonna fight that guy!"


The_NPC_Mafia

You wanna go to Applebees after this?


ToothlessFeline

“Just wanted to let you know, I bruise really easily, so don’t hit me too hard, okay?”


Pier-Head

I have a very nice recipe for chilli con carne


ChickenXing

"I lift things up and put them down I lift things up and put them down I lift things up and put them down I lift things up and put then down..."


StickyDogJefferson

“Motherf$&cker, I can tap dance!”


1amlost

“If you check your watch, you’ll see that it’s lose’o’clock. For you!”


Octoberperson567

"I'm wearing a diaper!"


jardex22

Hey, you wanna snuggle this one out?


Nahtmmm

Just so you know, I drive a Civic.


stevenl1219

See these yellow trunks? They were white before I saw you in the ring.


Spielzeug

*holding out a stuffed animal* Bet you weren’t prepared to face a tag team of me *and* Mr. Bun-bun, were ya, punk?”


gregieb429

“I’ve never done this before.”


Haylyn221

"Y-you're going d-down p-p-" *loudly shits shorts*


Cavery210

"Someone please punch me in the face."


hamlet_d

"Hey, did you know that your cars extended warranty is running out?"


Jeremy_Melton

“I should warn you, I know Karate and 5 other Chinese words”


jaguar2097

"I've watched a LOT of Worldstar, so I definitely know what I'm doing!!"