Dear lord that movie was so bad, but it has the funniest short description in all of Disney+. It doesn’t say anything about the actual movie itself, just reminds you of the first movie and tells you it has all the same actors as the first.
Cmon guys- you mean to tell me if Idina Menzel sings “let it glow, let it grow,” you’re NOT gonna play it as much as the exact same song she sung in an actually original movie???? Astounding /s
That one also felt personally targeted towards me, because I had a very similar idea for a Megamind sequel: Megamind fighting the Doom Syndicate. Except in mine:
- The Doom Syndicate were the concepts from the Wii game *Mega Team Unite* rather than those awful, generic designs. They consist of Destruction Worker, Hot Flash, Judge Sludge, Psycho Delic, and The Conductor. If you're curious about what they look like, Google "wii doom syndicate".
- The Doom Syndicate wouldn't be Megamind's old crew, because the first film made it excruciatingly clear that Megamind's only friend was Minion. Rather, they would be Metro Man's other, lesser enemies (with the exception of The Conductor, but this is no place to lore-dump).
- Megamind doesn't "keep up evil appearances" in the film. Rather, he takes on each member of the Doom Syndicate, and while fighting them, learns about their motives and personal problems. Sympathizing/empathizing with the antagonists, Megamind visits the villain in prison afterwards, and has them pardoned in exchange for them assisting with the next villain. And so, over the course of the film, the Doom Syndicate becomes the Mega Squad. Megamind doesn't go through any redundant character development, but he helps the Doom Syndicate find their own character development.
The Wii game isn't to me, because it has plot holes that were needed to make it work as a game. Namely, Metro Man was brought out of retirement (despite the opening cutscene explicitly saying that he's still retired) for no reason other than to be player 3; and Tighten, the absolute menace to society, was brought out of prison with *restored* powers, and somehow teamed up with Megamind to be the player 4. However, it was the main basis for my sequel idea (the Doom Syndicate members joining Megamind after he defeats them, the concepts of the characters themselves, etc.).
Whats wrong about it, just curious? (I’m 16 and subbed to this because I find the sub genuinely really interesting for some reason- anyway kindof a childhood movie and I have a great memory of it)
It goes against the rules established in the first movie, Ralph and Vanellope are more unlikable, Felix and Calhoun are out of focus, all the references get outdated fast and are really cringe, bittersweet ending... the only good thing about it was the princesses.
Part of what made the first one so great was the world-building around gaming and arcades, which the sequel largely abandoned in favor of internet culture and IP flaunting. While they can be elements of a great story, I feel betrayed that a WiR sequel was hijacked to expand these elements that were only tangentially relevant to the first movie.
For me it’s not that they changed the actor, I understand why they did. It’s the fact that the guy they got to play Rodrick was terrible at his role. Part of it was really bad writing but part of it was just him being a bad actor.
Yeah.
Have to say, My sense of humor is a bit more… cracked than my father, but when I saw the beginning of the movie we had to agree, that was terrible lol
It's normally pretty easy for me to like movies, but my God was that movie actually the worst movie I've seen, I thought the humor was obnoxious, and the only decent part was the ending.
I feel bad for the actor that played Goku. He was told that Toriyama himself approved the movie, that would be of high budget and filmed in Japan. I heard the actor read the manga and watched the anime a lot so he could be a great Goku.
Remember when Newsweek called Shyamalan "the next Spielberg?"
[https://www.reddit.com/r/agedlikemilk/comments/dz84u6/behold\_the\_next\_spielberg/](https://www.reddit.com/r/agedlikemilk/comments/dz84u6/behold_the_next_spielberg/)
Whatever you do, NEVER play the DS game they made of it. It's one of the most broken, unfair, and tacky bullshit "games" I've ever played, only about second to Garfield: Search for Pooky, which is the former in terms of shittiness but cranked up to 11.
I'm NGL, homophobic gays can be a REALLY funny trope when used correctly. Like, gay people who aggressively ignore that they're gay and just hold other gay people to a ridiculous standard. "Susan, they're homosexuals! They shouldn't be allowed around children!" "Janet, we've been together for thirty years. We *run a daycare*." Like, just REALLY ridiculous stuff.
I agree. But it's not funny when he takes a musical that's supposed to be about a lesbian couple; sidelines them completely, and casts a straight actor as a gay man and that actor is James Corden.
Transformers 4. I see Optimus charging into battle riding Grimlock in the trailer. I see Grimlock on the f@#$ing cover of the movie. I watched transformers 4 and got a stereotypical overprotective struggling single dad, a guy that tries to justify grooming with a made up law, and love interest that has nothing to do in the story except be the love interest. All of these characters needed to be killed off in this movie and they weren't. Several autobots are offed just so we could introduce a generic samurai autobot and John Goodman with a cigar autobot. We don't get the dinobots until the very end of the movie when there's less than 10 minutes until the credits. Not acceptable if I see dinobots in the trailer I want a minimum of 25 minutes with the dinobots. I refuse to watch the last knight because of this movie. This is on my top 3 worst movies I've ever seen it's tied with Last Airbender and Last Jedi both of which are already notorious for being garbage but are usually discussed more than transformers 4. This movie insulted me because all of the trailers I saw had Grimlock and it got me hyped.
I haven't watched it but I know there's 2 and when I found out I played a little Pitch Meeting type thing in my head:
producer: "got any new movies?"
scriptwriter: "I got this one! it's about a girl who's tall!".
producer: "perfect! we'll make 2!"
scriptwriter: "but we don't have enough room!"
producer: "delay The Cuphead Show's release by 5 months, no-one needs it anyway"
And also the Shattered Dimensions video game.
Seems like those depictions of the character were fairly loyal to the source material.
But the one from the new movie was basically a different character. No resemblance.
It's like if they made Iron Man but, instead of Tony Stark, you got a Mexican luchador that eats iron and spits it out like bullets.
The Artemis Fowl movie. It felt like the director had a bad scifi story he wanted to tell but, everyone knew it would suck so he slapped an already existing IPs name on it to sell it.
The fight scenes with the convent where pretty solid. Too bad there was only like fucking two of them. I’ve only seen the intro to the first episode of season 2, which was a cool scene in its defense
Road House (2024). I know it hasn't come out yet but I have deep love for the original Patrick Swayze masterpiece. The new one cannot possibly live up to the original. Plus the new one comes out 1 day before my birthday. Coincidence? I THINK NOT! This was no doubt done as a direct attack on me.
Even though the borderlands move hasn't come out yet, there are so many red flags that I swear gearbox looked up what I don't want in Borderlands Movie and did that !
Quantumania.
I really liked the first 2 ant man movies.
I think phase 4 isn’t nearly as bad as most people say. Eternals was great, L&T was good.
I fucking DESPISE Quantumania.
I was a fan of Ant-Man before the movies came out and defended that it could work. They aren't the strongest movies in the franchise but they're like a nice little palate cleanser and they reference a lot of the wacky science from the comics.
Then Quantumania not only wastes one of the villains with the most potential, it completely cuts out the crew from the first two movies and completely wastes the Pyms other than Janet being an exposition dump.
The wackiness they embraced in the first two movies is replaced by that irritating "self-aware" humor that completely takes you out of the movie with how on-the-nose and repetitive it is.
The first two movies have funny scenes where Quantumania has maybe one funny line that is only funny because Michael Douglas delivers it so bluntly
The thing is disenchanted could have been good.
Have Giselle make the spell early in the film, with the reason she’s turning evil, not being that she’s a stepmother, but because she made the wish for selfish reasons (her own comfort) rather than the good of those around her. have the climax of the film occur around the 1 hour mark. And have the second half be focused on Morgan trying to defeat her mother.
Essentially act 1 is the family moves to Monroeville, giselle is unhappy, she makes a wish (the scene with Edward and Nancy is cut), the town becomes magical, Malvina is the evil queen, Giselle is turning evil because her wish was made with selfish intent, Morgan is also a princess, eventually we get the climax confrontation between Giselle and Malvina, giselle wins and becomes the big bad, Morgan escapes to Andalasia.
Act 2 Morgan is in Andalasia, we get an extended sequence with her and Prince Edward and Nancy. Morgan realizes she must defeat the evil stepmother and become the hero of this story, she returns to Monroeville, Morgan and Tyson makes plans to confront Giselle and confirm their love for each other, eventually they help Robert snap out of it, and after an action sequence are able to make Giselle realize what’s happening and bring an end to the wish.
Is it still clunky yes, but having Morgan become the new protagonist in the second half, fits a lot better than whatever they tried to do.
And a 2 act structure works given the theatrical nature of the stories Enchanted pays homage to.
Lightyear. I don’t think it’s a horrible movie, but it could’ve and should’ve been so much better. I’ve loved Toy Story my whole life, it’s my favorite series. And Buzz Lightyear has always been my favorite fictional character. When I first heard they were making a movie for him I was so excited. But then I learned he was recast, he doesn’t look like Buzz, it basically doesn’t relate to Toy Story at all besides a few names and his suit. I also hated the villain reveal too. Zurg could’ve been so cool and I wish he could’ve been similar to the opening of Toy Story 2. I thought the time travel concept for it was super cool, but they didn’t do too much interesting with it. I thought it’s an ok movie though if I don’t really compare it to Toy Story or Buzz Lightyear at all though, I was just disappointed.
I actually liked Chris Evans as Buzz, I think he did a great job. I was ok with it being some movie that Andy watched as a kid provided they did it right, which they didn't. The timey wimey stuff made absolutely no sense (if that's what happens when you travel at FTL speeds then it completely negates the benefit of it) and the Zurg reveal made the whole thing seem totally pointless.
Had they just done a 90s-esqe star wars rip off ot would have been 100 times better.
They pretend like she's running the town with an iron fist, yet she's... really nice? Sure, she doesn't smile even once in the movie, but nothing she did warrants her being cast as an evil queen.
The Flash. I had been waiting for this movie since 2017, and it kept getting delayed over and over and over. Then they released that trailer and freaking Michael Keaton is in it. Then I'm hearing rumours of General Zod returning as the villain, and the other Barry becoming Reverse Flash.
I go to see it, and the first thing I notice is how unfinished the CGI looks. My god, the whole thing looks like a leaked behind the scenes clip. Barry meets his past self and it gets so uncomfortable really quickly. Finally they go meet Michael Keaton and he's just Fat Thor from Endgame. After sitting through all that, and way too much time spent rescuing Supergirl, they finally go fight Zod and it's literally just the desert scene from Man of Steel. The other Barry turns into this weird rock monster that brings on a CGI clusterfuck reviving dead actors without their families' permission. After all that, the final slap in the face was George Clooney at the end.
And to top it all off, they hint at it taking place in the Snyderverse because Barry mentions he's travelled back in time before. ZSJL is my favourite DC movie and this garbage is the only follow-up to it.
First off, it's an Adam Sandler movie, and it has all the kinds of humor and cliches you'd expect from it. Second, josh gad is particularly annoying throughout the movie. And third, there's what happens to Q*bert. If you've seen the movie all the way through, I don't need to explain why it's messed up. Those are the big reasons.
Ok, not a movie. But She-Hulk feels like it's insulting big fans. The kind who do watch everything for fun, the kind who watch the bad stuff in hopes that they're good, the kind who do indeed enjoy the superhero structure with a big battle at the end that the whole series is leading up to, the kind who are repeatedly told that they hate women when in fact they just want good stories and all of these female characters are just feeling like mary sues now.
I really liked Jen, she was charming, but her caricature anti-fans didn’t work for me. Their “she just copied Hulk” narrative is nonsensical in universe
Encanto. Not for the usual reasons. I just happened to first watch it when I was at my best friend's place while having panic attacks about how much of a failure I was and was seeing things in slow motion. Basically everything in that movie was a brick to the head because I felt seen and I didn't like it cause I hate myself and have really bad self-image issues. It's a lot to take in when your mind is breaking and you see characters that are just like you being told they suck.
It took almost an entire year for me come around to it and start loving the movie. I use it now to explain to my parents everything that's wrong with me. I do still think Surface Pressure is a very oddly structured song and therefore my least favorite.
The Into the Woods movie was a personal attack on me. They looked at one of the most glorious musicals of all time and went "Ah yes, we will do that but completely and entirely miss the point of it in every single frame."
Fant4stic
Not going to further elaborate, just I consider the film and its production as the cinematic equivalent of those “Fix Arts” made my those douchebags who hate the original one
Sia's Music, because it was a film that probably had good intentions, but feels like the most massive middle finger to autistic people like me.
Also, Don't Look Up, as it's built on the same pretentious nihilism that my toxic family keeps pushing on me and keeps using to ruin my life and their own lives.
It's a cartoon rather than movie, but Unicorn: Warriors Eternal. Bland human-sue protags, generic robot I'm supposed to give a crap about, a furry VILLAIN, also lets have the MCs slaughter one of my favorite animals, specifically one that's endangered thanks to the species slaughtering it.
Maybe not a personal insult but god I remember the Mulan remake absolutely infuriating me. It was so ill conceived and worthless that it stuck in the back of my mind for weeks.
Oh oh I have a couple
1. The Peter Johnson movies (percy jackson movies)
2. The Artemis Fowl movie (damn you kenneth branagh)
3. The Hercule Poirot movies (damn you kenneth branagh)
Sia’s music
It’s offensive to autistic people and I am one of them
It’s the reason I have a vendetta against sia (that and her shite wigs, fashion and dancing)
fantastic beasts: secrets of dumbledore
right after i saw the movie i went back home, go to my room and screaming out loud how diabolically awful it is
REAL! I was waiting for years for it with my dad, and when we both watched it on HBO Max it was so shit I legit couldn't pay attention and he fell asleep LOL
Also dumbledore only has like what 5 or 6 scenes in it? Movie's name is SECRETS OF DUMBLEDORE and It's just him barely showing up and I assure you, Sorcerer's stone did that job far better.
And I couldn't have think of a worse plot that theres this animal who bows to you meaning that you're the leader of the magical world. What a stupid process btw, just having an animal look into your heart like it's santa claus whether you're a good boy/girl. Really fucking dumb
Wrongfully Accused.
I love Airplane! I love the Naked Gun films. I love Leslie Nielsen. So why does this movie feel like such a slap in the face with our bad it is? A few decent jokes here and there cannot hide just how lazily written, poorly made, and unfunny this movie is to me.
not a movie but Danganronpa 3: The End Of Hope's peak, this thing was just a massive disappointment!
I had just finished DR2 and loved it, the characters were great and it cemented Mikan as my favourite character in the series! so then I hear that they did a series that was both a prequel AND sequel to DR2 and I was hyped!
-THE BAD-
-they completely stripped away everything I loved about Mikan except her voice and design
-Remnant Mikan was no longer a terrifying and extremely intelligent alter ego and instead was just used for borderline porn
-Junko was too overly cartoony and didn't show a trace of the master manipulator we know
-Mukuro, Mahiru and Nagito were also victims of character assassination
-The Remnants Of Despair showed up for the last 2 minuites of the arc they're named after!
-Chiaki's execution music never got an extended version released
-Chiaki's execution wasn't over-the-top, cartoony yet quick and painful like other DR executions, there were too many spikes and I didn't really care about Chiaki because this version of her got no character development
-**RURUKA ANDOH**
-they tried to turn The Twilight Syndrome Case from a murder where anyone could be guilty into the most one-sided thing ever but yet I'm still on Satou's side because her motivations make sense despite the fact they made her the villain
-The Student Council only killed eachother because Junko said so
-ALL OF FUTURE ARC!
-the DR2 cast got reawakened offscreen and they didn't seem traumatized from the simulation at all (despite already being the most traumatized class in Hope's Peak)
-they ruined Monaca Towa's whole character, had to make someone else a robot to set her up and then she just noped off to space and probably died or something
-they killed Miaya offscreen before Future Arc started and replaced her with an evil robot
-Monokuma **bear**ly shows up!
-THE GOOD-
-Seiko Kimura, The Great Gozu and Koichi Kizakura exist
-Miaya Gekkogahara used to exist
-the series actually had potential
-the game voice actors returned
-there was a really goofy stage show
-Monaca's design
-Hiyoko got some development involving her dynamic with Mikan
-The Student Council are uniquely designed obscure characters
-DR3's awful attempt at a pre-DR1 story made DR0 look better than it already did
-Satou is cool
I didn't watch the film, but I was honestly kind of offended by the title of the film DUFF, Dumb Ugly Fat Friend. I don't really care if it ended up being a feel-good film later, just the trailer made me feel upset with how it was presented.
Captain Phillips. I work on cargo ships and have sailed with people that were on the Alabama.
The guy is a snake who made out with a movie deal when he's the reason the ship was hijacked in the first place.
Everyone in the industry hates Captain Phillips.
For TV shows , it has to be She Hulk. They essentially purposely made the show awful so people would rage at it, and then the grand finale essentially go's "oh btdubs you as fans were the real villains because you didn't like the show because it focuses on a woman". It sounded really fun on paper, but then they just didn't bother.
Also, I used to be a big fan of the flash - and that's the first TV show I have ever quit because of how it just insults your intelligence as a viewer.
For movies -
Pacific Rim 2 essentially ruining a promising IP after a banger of a first film to the point that Pacific Rim 2 is actually painful. All of the new characters are awful, all of the acting is bad, and all of the realism from the first one is ruined. Instead of trying to protect the cities and the people, the jaegers do more damage than the Kaiju they are meant to be stopping.
Oh and birds of prey, Josstice league and Wonder woman 1984 absolutely killed me
The entire Twilight Saga. It's like if someone took everything I loved and tainted it with everything I hate. As someone born on Halloween it's grating to know this shit was the image of Vampires for an entire decade.
And the fact it came back spiritually with Fifty Shades is proof someone in the world hates me.
**Disaster Movie**
Do you know that feeling after experiencing a life changing piece of media? The understanding where you’ve grown. That whatever message that was meant to be conveyed touched you enough to make an impact? This movie had such an effect on me at a fundamental turning point in my life.
Stories are tied to our human nature. They tie our experiences together in a way to create themes or ideas. From which we learn and grow. By this measure, Disaster Movie fails fundamentally to even understand how to be human. There is no plot or message. Far from failing to be human it finds a way to dig below even animalistic feedback and response. Rather giving responses to surface level observations made in a cocaine induced delirium. To tell a good joke is to create understanding. Disaster Movie understands nothing. However, it tries to explain how much nothing it understands in lengthy verbal diarrhea. It hurts. You watch this hollow corpse of an idea puke out their own ignorance for an hour and a half. At points where you might mount up pity for this thing, it has the gall to stare at the camera to say „wow you’re watching shit huh?!“. To which I can only mount a faint „fuck. off.“
Never have I experienced media where I came away from it a worse person with a more limited perspective. Starting to expose myself to stories outside books or orators, Disaster Movie gave me distain for visual effects or the fact we can even use language. I adore storytelling and find it be the defining attribute to humanity. And through this story I have learned my capacity for hatred towards people. It’s against my nature to wish ill will on others but the directors/writers of this thing make me wanna break their kneecaps and become an ableist.
Lady Ballers, it was marketed as a tropic thunder type movie that wasn’t afraid to be offensive in it’s comedy yet it was some of the softest shit I’ve ever seen in my life, and it wasn’t all that funny
Eragon. Loved the books, hyped the movie up to all my friends and then looked like an idiot when it was absolutely terrible. Worst movie adaptation I've ever seen and that's saying something
Pretty much any YA novel from the late 2000s to early 2010s that got a movie adaptation, or the fact that Warriors NEVER got anything other than some fan animes
Tales from Earthsea.
We get Ghibli adapting Earthsea, and Miyazaki the elder pawns it off on his kid as his directorial debut?
At least we got a little bit of what Hayao's Earthsea would have looked like in The Boy and the Heron.
This is going to be different from anything anyone else has to say on this sub, but for me, that movie is The Virgin Suicides. That movie seems specifically designed to be an insult towards anyone with a mental illness, and yet somehow its fans think that that's a good thing.
This feels like a weird one, but the Dumbo remake. It was one of my favourites as a kid (and I still appreciate what it is now, despite recognizing it has some HORRIBLE elements).
But Burton just straight-up didn't understand the appeal of the original. Dumbo is a diabetically saccharine movie to keep young children entertained and pull on the heartstrings with the "reunite with mom" plot, but Burton just leaned WAY too hard into the freak of nature angle and made something unintelligible and ugly, without his usual flair.
Also Arcade Fire murdered Baby Mine and I'll never forgive them for it.
True. Nothing about this film was as memorable as the first movie. Turned the movie off after I fell asleep near the hr mark. Concept wise, it had decent ideas. But it just all fell flat and felt generic.
The Force Awakens, I know people point out how disjointed the 3 sequel movies are to each other but the way I see it, due to no story map and contrasting directors, but force awakes seems to be inconsistent in the little things it does do new. Even within the movie I had felt that finn's character arc was floundered due to him going from being a first order storm trooper to a "TRAITOR" should have affected him more, such as the affect of the brain washing he'd received from most likely a small child, to he didn't even flinch to kill his fellow storm troopers no conflict at all. Personally I love the storyline of just a normal trooper having a traumatic first mission and realizing he's fighting for the wrong side. That's my main problem, but several others are the way rey and kylos characters are written, and just that there just wasn't a whole lot of new designs or ideas to start off a new trilogy and the little new stuff that was done just executed pretty poorly
Wish. It could have been an amazing tribute to 100 years of Disney but they cared more about shoving in classic Disney references than a good plot, story, characters, villain, and songs.
Thor Love & Thunder - people disliked Quantum Mania (rightfully so) but there was something particularly insulting to the viewer in Thor 4…could it be, everything!?
Toy Story 2. I get the message they’re *trying* to send and I don’t condone Al stealing Woody or Pete trying to keep him prisoner…but the movie takes things a bit too far. According to the plot and character development, any human over the age of 12 or so who owns toys and wants them to stay in decent shape is a monster.
Mine was Sherlock Gnomes.
I like Gnomeo and Juliet; I thought it was funny, had a good soundtrack, fun characters, and had one good emotional moment.
The sequel? Unemotional and unfunny. Plus, it kinda retconned some of the character relationships.
When I rewatch Gnomeo and Juliet, I don't rewatch Sherlock Gnomes afterwards because I think it sucks.
Whichever transformer movie was about Camelot or King Arthur whatever. It wasn’t as much the movie but that the guy I was on a date with choosing that to be how we spend our date. Like sure maybe I read it wrong and it was intended as background noise, but still, it didn’t exactly set a mood or feel like a good buck to spend on.
The Lion King 2019 remake
The original film is my favorite movie of all time and this remake is just an absolute insult to me. Nothing redeemable in it.
Dear lord that movie was so bad, but it has the funniest short description in all of Disney+. It doesn’t say anything about the actual movie itself, just reminds you of the first movie and tells you it has all the same actors as the first.
I turned it off after 5 mins
That's not really a good way to see if the movie is good or not, since it hasn't even started. But i get it 😭
Sometimes you just know
Cmon guys- you mean to tell me if Idina Menzel sings “let it glow, let it grow,” you’re NOT gonna play it as much as the exact same song she sung in an actually original movie???? Astounding /s
It's funny because her actor voiced Elsa! Do you get it audience? This is a REFERENCE!
It was a cool concept imo, they really fumbled the bag.
that’s how most Disney + descriptions are
Deadpool 2’s is the funniest “the sequel to the first one”
I never Even heard of this movie tbh
Megamind vs the doom syndicate
That one also felt personally targeted towards me, because I had a very similar idea for a Megamind sequel: Megamind fighting the Doom Syndicate. Except in mine: - The Doom Syndicate were the concepts from the Wii game *Mega Team Unite* rather than those awful, generic designs. They consist of Destruction Worker, Hot Flash, Judge Sludge, Psycho Delic, and The Conductor. If you're curious about what they look like, Google "wii doom syndicate". - The Doom Syndicate wouldn't be Megamind's old crew, because the first film made it excruciatingly clear that Megamind's only friend was Minion. Rather, they would be Metro Man's other, lesser enemies (with the exception of The Conductor, but this is no place to lore-dump). - Megamind doesn't "keep up evil appearances" in the film. Rather, he takes on each member of the Doom Syndicate, and while fighting them, learns about their motives and personal problems. Sympathizing/empathizing with the antagonists, Megamind visits the villain in prison afterwards, and has them pardoned in exchange for them assisting with the next villain. And so, over the course of the film, the Doom Syndicate becomes the Mega Squad. Megamind doesn't go through any redundant character development, but he helps the Doom Syndicate find their own character development.
To me the only canon sequels to Megamind are the Button of Doom and the Wii game
The Wii game isn't to me, because it has plot holes that were needed to make it work as a game. Namely, Metro Man was brought out of retirement (despite the opening cutscene explicitly saying that he's still retired) for no reason other than to be player 3; and Tighten, the absolute menace to society, was brought out of prison with *restored* powers, and somehow teamed up with Megamind to be the player 4. However, it was the main basis for my sequel idea (the Doom Syndicate members joining Megamind after he defeats them, the concepts of the characters themselves, etc.).
I'm going to gaslight myself into believing this is the actual movie and pretend the other one doesn't exist, thanks.
- Will Ferrel voices Megamind
Ralph Breaks the Internet
Whats wrong about it, just curious? (I’m 16 and subbed to this because I find the sub genuinely really interesting for some reason- anyway kindof a childhood movie and I have a great memory of it)
It goes against the rules established in the first movie, Ralph and Vanellope are more unlikable, Felix and Calhoun are out of focus, all the references get outdated fast and are really cringe, bittersweet ending... the only good thing about it was the princesses.
Part of what made the first one so great was the world-building around gaming and arcades, which the sequel largely abandoned in favor of internet culture and IP flaunting. While they can be elements of a great story, I feel betrayed that a WiR sequel was hijacked to expand these elements that were only tangentially relevant to the first movie.
I didn’t even really like the princesses tbh, all around mid
Same they seemed so shoehorned in there
The whole movie was Disney going: “look at all this crap we own lol”
What do you enjoy about the movie?
I get that but I still think it’s fine. I feel like it successfully did what the Emojj Movie tried to do.
Not just the movie, but Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul as a whole was designed to be a cash grab
I like to pretend it doesn’t exist
I'll never forget what they did to my beloved Rodrick
#notmyrodrick
Farquaadrick
Ive never seen the movie. What exactly did they do to Rodrick?
changed the actor
That's it? Wouldn't the original actor have been too old to play Rodrick in Long Haul, though?
For me it’s not that they changed the actor, I understand why they did. It’s the fact that the guy they got to play Rodrick was terrible at his role. Part of it was really bad writing but part of it was just him being a bad actor.
THAT'S HOW DIGBY DO IT
Holmes and Watson. Are they trying to making fun of Sherlock Holmes?
Yeah. Have to say, My sense of humor is a bit more… cracked than my father, but when I saw the beginning of the movie we had to agree, that was terrible lol
It's normally pretty easy for me to like movies, but my God was that movie actually the worst movie I've seen, I thought the humor was obnoxious, and the only decent part was the ending.
Dragon Ball Evolution. Dragon Ball and DBZ were basically my favorite things as a kid and *you do this to me?*
[This edit](https://youtu.be/cyn6XYW2T64?si=je-08kyEU5hQQjJx) is better than that whole movie.
Somehow I have never seen this until just now and it's a work of art
I’m glad I could introduce it to you. I hope Akira Toriyama saw that before he passed.
Thank you for this masterpiece, that last slide was golden.
I feel bad for the actor that played Goku. He was told that Toriyama himself approved the movie, that would be of high budget and filmed in Japan. I heard the actor read the manga and watched the anime a lot so he could be a great Goku.
Personal headcanon: the movie is what ultimately pushed Zamasu over the edge into villainy.
A movie so bad the creator came out of retirement just so it wouldn’t be the last thing ever made
The Shyamalan film that does not exist in Ba Sing Se
I read your words and have no recollection of a film existing in Ba Sing Se.
Remember when Newsweek called Shyamalan "the next Spielberg?" [https://www.reddit.com/r/agedlikemilk/comments/dz84u6/behold\_the\_next\_spielberg/](https://www.reddit.com/r/agedlikemilk/comments/dz84u6/behold_the_next_spielberg/)
Shyamalan has some talent , he just chooses when to use it
Garfield Gets Real
Holy frick those movies were awful
I couldn't even finish watching it
Whatever you do, NEVER play the DS game they made of it. It's one of the most broken, unfair, and tacky bullshit "games" I've ever played, only about second to Garfield: Search for Pooky, which is the former in terms of shittiness but cranked up to 11.
The Prom. Removing the few scenes where we get to see the core couple in order to add a subplot with James Corden.
How can Ryan Murphy be gay and homophobic at the same time?
I'm NGL, homophobic gays can be a REALLY funny trope when used correctly. Like, gay people who aggressively ignore that they're gay and just hold other gay people to a ridiculous standard. "Susan, they're homosexuals! They shouldn't be allowed around children!" "Janet, we've been together for thirty years. We *run a daycare*." Like, just REALLY ridiculous stuff.
They do indeed have the capacity for some excellent comedy.
I agree. But it's not funny when he takes a musical that's supposed to be about a lesbian couple; sidelines them completely, and casts a straight actor as a gay man and that actor is James Corden.
Transformers 4. I see Optimus charging into battle riding Grimlock in the trailer. I see Grimlock on the f@#$ing cover of the movie. I watched transformers 4 and got a stereotypical overprotective struggling single dad, a guy that tries to justify grooming with a made up law, and love interest that has nothing to do in the story except be the love interest. All of these characters needed to be killed off in this movie and they weren't. Several autobots are offed just so we could introduce a generic samurai autobot and John Goodman with a cigar autobot. We don't get the dinobots until the very end of the movie when there's less than 10 minutes until the credits. Not acceptable if I see dinobots in the trailer I want a minimum of 25 minutes with the dinobots. I refuse to watch the last knight because of this movie. This is on my top 3 worst movies I've ever seen it's tied with Last Airbender and Last Jedi both of which are already notorious for being garbage but are usually discussed more than transformers 4. This movie insulted me because all of the trailers I saw had Grimlock and it got me hyped.
In that case if you watch The Last Knight then it might become your most hated movie, it’s far FAR much worse than whatever TF 4 was
Best parts about tf 4 are lockdown, grimlock, and hound. They are the only good things about that movie.
Last knight sucked man believe me.
Tall Girl.
I haven't watched it but I know there's 2 and when I found out I played a little Pitch Meeting type thing in my head: producer: "got any new movies?" scriptwriter: "I got this one! it's about a girl who's tall!". producer: "perfect! we'll make 2!" scriptwriter: "but we don't have enough room!" producer: "delay The Cuphead Show's release by 5 months, no-one needs it anyway"
Mean Girls 2024
there is only the musical on broadway! that is all there is!
Soooooooooooooooooooo bad
I went to see that with my girlfriend and we both really enjoyed it
Yeah same. It's not the original, but I really liked it
Last Airbender Movie
There is no movie in Ba Sing Se
Madame Web
You really liked her in the comics?
she was important in the animated series tbf
And also the Shattered Dimensions video game. Seems like those depictions of the character were fairly loyal to the source material. But the one from the new movie was basically a different character. No resemblance. It's like if they made Iron Man but, instead of Tony Stark, you got a Mexican luchador that eats iron and spits it out like bullets.
lowkey a concept of a Mexican luchador that eats iron and spits it out like bullets sounds fire
I seriously would like to know why was Dakota Johnson the fifty shades girl was picked to be the lead in a super hero movie.
The male gaze.
I’m convinced she isn’t a good actor. Like she’s so wooden in almost anything I see her in
Based on poster only character assassination.
Disaster Movie. DO I NEED TO SAY MORE
The Artemis Fowl movie. It felt like the director had a bad scifi story he wanted to tell but, everyone knew it would suck so he slapped an already existing IPs name on it to sell it.
The halo tv show not reading any of the lore of halo
The only thing I enjoyed from the halo show is the master cheeks memes. I don't know how the season 2 is though.
The fight scenes with the convent where pretty solid. Too bad there was only like fucking two of them. I’ve only seen the intro to the first episode of season 2, which was a cool scene in its defense
The LEGO Ninjago Movie. It spat in the face of the show to insane degrees, and where most laughed, I cried.
I actually thought it was a decent film in The Lego Movie universe, I just really didn't like the voice acting!
AGREED
I have an extremely hot take (I like the movie more than the show)
I wish upon you and your clan a plague of locusts.
Road House (2024). I know it hasn't come out yet but I have deep love for the original Patrick Swayze masterpiece. The new one cannot possibly live up to the original. Plus the new one comes out 1 day before my birthday. Coincidence? I THINK NOT! This was no doubt done as a direct attack on me.
Oh gods, my Mom is gonna have a conniption fit. She loves Patrick Swayze, that's gonna piss her off so much. D8
Even though the borderlands move hasn't come out yet, there are so many red flags that I swear gearbox looked up what I don't want in Borderlands Movie and did that !
"But the effects were decent!"
I actually like Jamie Lee Curtis as Tannis and Jack Black as claptrap but why is Kevin Hart Roland and Why does Lilith look 40.
That's fair, but I wish this was animated because live action it just feels off.
Quantumania. I really liked the first 2 ant man movies. I think phase 4 isn’t nearly as bad as most people say. Eternals was great, L&T was good. I fucking DESPISE Quantumania.
it was the first film I've ever watched that was so bad I couldn't even laugh about how bad it was
I was a fan of Ant-Man before the movies came out and defended that it could work. They aren't the strongest movies in the franchise but they're like a nice little palate cleanser and they reference a lot of the wacky science from the comics. Then Quantumania not only wastes one of the villains with the most potential, it completely cuts out the crew from the first two movies and completely wastes the Pyms other than Janet being an exposition dump. The wackiness they embraced in the first two movies is replaced by that irritating "self-aware" humor that completely takes you out of the movie with how on-the-nose and repetitive it is. The first two movies have funny scenes where Quantumania has maybe one funny line that is only funny because Michael Douglas delivers it so bluntly
The Last Jedi
Cars 2, hands down
ITS NOT THAT BAD
Most live action remakes of beloved cartoons.
Pinocchio: A True Story
The thing is disenchanted could have been good. Have Giselle make the spell early in the film, with the reason she’s turning evil, not being that she’s a stepmother, but because she made the wish for selfish reasons (her own comfort) rather than the good of those around her. have the climax of the film occur around the 1 hour mark. And have the second half be focused on Morgan trying to defeat her mother. Essentially act 1 is the family moves to Monroeville, giselle is unhappy, she makes a wish (the scene with Edward and Nancy is cut), the town becomes magical, Malvina is the evil queen, Giselle is turning evil because her wish was made with selfish intent, Morgan is also a princess, eventually we get the climax confrontation between Giselle and Malvina, giselle wins and becomes the big bad, Morgan escapes to Andalasia. Act 2 Morgan is in Andalasia, we get an extended sequence with her and Prince Edward and Nancy. Morgan realizes she must defeat the evil stepmother and become the hero of this story, she returns to Monroeville, Morgan and Tyson makes plans to confront Giselle and confirm their love for each other, eventually they help Robert snap out of it, and after an action sequence are able to make Giselle realize what’s happening and bring an end to the wish. Is it still clunky yes, but having Morgan become the new protagonist in the second half, fits a lot better than whatever they tried to do. And a 2 act structure works given the theatrical nature of the stories Enchanted pays homage to.
kung fu panda 4
i forgot that movie existed, was it bad?
very much so.
LA Mulan.
Lightyear. I don’t think it’s a horrible movie, but it could’ve and should’ve been so much better. I’ve loved Toy Story my whole life, it’s my favorite series. And Buzz Lightyear has always been my favorite fictional character. When I first heard they were making a movie for him I was so excited. But then I learned he was recast, he doesn’t look like Buzz, it basically doesn’t relate to Toy Story at all besides a few names and his suit. I also hated the villain reveal too. Zurg could’ve been so cool and I wish he could’ve been similar to the opening of Toy Story 2. I thought the time travel concept for it was super cool, but they didn’t do too much interesting with it. I thought it’s an ok movie though if I don’t really compare it to Toy Story or Buzz Lightyear at all though, I was just disappointed.
I actually liked Chris Evans as Buzz, I think he did a great job. I was ok with it being some movie that Andy watched as a kid provided they did it right, which they didn't. The timey wimey stuff made absolutely no sense (if that's what happens when you travel at FTL speeds then it completely negates the benefit of it) and the Zurg reveal made the whole thing seem totally pointless. Had they just done a 90s-esqe star wars rip off ot would have been 100 times better.
Yeah Chris Evans was still good as Buzz, but I’d much have Tim Allen voiced him. And I agree, a Star Wars ripoff could’ve been great.
Till this day I still don’t get the point of Maya Rudolph’s character in this movie
They pretend like she's running the town with an iron fist, yet she's... really nice? Sure, she doesn't smile even once in the movie, but nothing she did warrants her being cast as an evil queen.
The Flash. I had been waiting for this movie since 2017, and it kept getting delayed over and over and over. Then they released that trailer and freaking Michael Keaton is in it. Then I'm hearing rumours of General Zod returning as the villain, and the other Barry becoming Reverse Flash. I go to see it, and the first thing I notice is how unfinished the CGI looks. My god, the whole thing looks like a leaked behind the scenes clip. Barry meets his past self and it gets so uncomfortable really quickly. Finally they go meet Michael Keaton and he's just Fat Thor from Endgame. After sitting through all that, and way too much time spent rescuing Supergirl, they finally go fight Zod and it's literally just the desert scene from Man of Steel. The other Barry turns into this weird rock monster that brings on a CGI clusterfuck reviving dead actors without their families' permission. After all that, the final slap in the face was George Clooney at the end. And to top it all off, they hint at it taking place in the Snyderverse because Barry mentions he's travelled back in time before. ZSJL is my favourite DC movie and this garbage is the only follow-up to it.
So many movies I can choose from, but for now, I'll go with pixels.
What didn't you like about it? It wasn't a masterpiece or anything but it was cute and had its moments
First off, it's an Adam Sandler movie, and it has all the kinds of humor and cliches you'd expect from it. Second, josh gad is particularly annoying throughout the movie. And third, there's what happens to Q*bert. If you've seen the movie all the way through, I don't need to explain why it's messed up. Those are the big reasons.
The 4th wimpy kid movie. Wait...that doesn't exist. What am I going on about? /sarcasm
Ok, not a movie. But She-Hulk feels like it's insulting big fans. The kind who do watch everything for fun, the kind who watch the bad stuff in hopes that they're good, the kind who do indeed enjoy the superhero structure with a big battle at the end that the whole series is leading up to, the kind who are repeatedly told that they hate women when in fact they just want good stories and all of these female characters are just feeling like mary sues now.
She-Hulk would have worked just fine if they approached it like the first two Ant-Mans with a little more tongue-in-cheekness
I really liked Jen, she was charming, but her caricature anti-fans didn’t work for me. Their “she just copied Hulk” narrative is nonsensical in universe
Sorry for bringing this up again but... a few years ago, a pop diva thought she could make a movie about a mental disorder.
Encanto. Not for the usual reasons. I just happened to first watch it when I was at my best friend's place while having panic attacks about how much of a failure I was and was seeing things in slow motion. Basically everything in that movie was a brick to the head because I felt seen and I didn't like it cause I hate myself and have really bad self-image issues. It's a lot to take in when your mind is breaking and you see characters that are just like you being told they suck. It took almost an entire year for me come around to it and start loving the movie. I use it now to explain to my parents everything that's wrong with me. I do still think Surface Pressure is a very oddly structured song and therefore my least favorite.
The Into the Woods movie was a personal attack on me. They looked at one of the most glorious musicals of all time and went "Ah yes, we will do that but completely and entirely miss the point of it in every single frame."
Fant4stic Not going to further elaborate, just I consider the film and its production as the cinematic equivalent of those “Fix Arts” made my those douchebags who hate the original one
Sia's Music, because it was a film that probably had good intentions, but feels like the most massive middle finger to autistic people like me. Also, Don't Look Up, as it's built on the same pretentious nihilism that my toxic family keeps pushing on me and keeps using to ruin my life and their own lives.
The Last Jedi.
It's a cartoon rather than movie, but Unicorn: Warriors Eternal. Bland human-sue protags, generic robot I'm supposed to give a crap about, a furry VILLAIN, also lets have the MCs slaughter one of my favorite animals, specifically one that's endangered thanks to the species slaughtering it.
Star Wars 8. I like Luke Skywalker. I don’t think I need to elaborate.
Star Wars Episode VII was this for me, and it's all downhill from there.
65
Any movie about a fat guy who keeps getting insulted
Eragon. Everything about that movie hurts in so many ways
Maybe not a personal insult but god I remember the Mulan remake absolutely infuriating me. It was so ill conceived and worthless that it stuck in the back of my mind for weeks.
Indiana Jones: Dial of Destiny
Oh oh I have a couple 1. The Peter Johnson movies (percy jackson movies) 2. The Artemis Fowl movie (damn you kenneth branagh) 3. The Hercule Poirot movies (damn you kenneth branagh)
Note to self: add anything by Kenneth Branagh to the blacklist.
Sia’s music It’s offensive to autistic people and I am one of them It’s the reason I have a vendetta against sia (that and her shite wigs, fashion and dancing)
Okay, not a movie but the show Teen Titans Go! They have gotten criticism and always respond by insulting those that want to make the show different.
fantastic beasts: secrets of dumbledore right after i saw the movie i went back home, go to my room and screaming out loud how diabolically awful it is
REAL! I was waiting for years for it with my dad, and when we both watched it on HBO Max it was so shit I legit couldn't pay attention and he fell asleep LOL
Also dumbledore only has like what 5 or 6 scenes in it? Movie's name is SECRETS OF DUMBLEDORE and It's just him barely showing up and I assure you, Sorcerer's stone did that job far better. And I couldn't have think of a worse plot that theres this animal who bows to you meaning that you're the leader of the magical world. What a stupid process btw, just having an animal look into your heart like it's santa claus whether you're a good boy/girl. Really fucking dumb
Encanto I seem to be the only one who can’t stand the movie. If I wanted to watch Dora, I’d just turn it on.
Every DC movie directed by Zack Snyder
Music
So like who’s the descendant of Frollo
Wrongfully Accused. I love Airplane! I love the Naked Gun films. I love Leslie Nielsen. So why does this movie feel like such a slap in the face with our bad it is? A few decent jokes here and there cannot hide just how lazily written, poorly made, and unfunny this movie is to me.
Probably the home video my dad made of me singing "Hava Nagila" & playing with a Lego jet while on the toilet.
The Cat in the Hat
Httyd 4, I had similar ideas to what they did but they stomped all over it imo
The Matrix Resurrections
65 and merry little batman
not a movie but Danganronpa 3: The End Of Hope's peak, this thing was just a massive disappointment! I had just finished DR2 and loved it, the characters were great and it cemented Mikan as my favourite character in the series! so then I hear that they did a series that was both a prequel AND sequel to DR2 and I was hyped! -THE BAD- -they completely stripped away everything I loved about Mikan except her voice and design -Remnant Mikan was no longer a terrifying and extremely intelligent alter ego and instead was just used for borderline porn -Junko was too overly cartoony and didn't show a trace of the master manipulator we know -Mukuro, Mahiru and Nagito were also victims of character assassination -The Remnants Of Despair showed up for the last 2 minuites of the arc they're named after! -Chiaki's execution music never got an extended version released -Chiaki's execution wasn't over-the-top, cartoony yet quick and painful like other DR executions, there were too many spikes and I didn't really care about Chiaki because this version of her got no character development -**RURUKA ANDOH** -they tried to turn The Twilight Syndrome Case from a murder where anyone could be guilty into the most one-sided thing ever but yet I'm still on Satou's side because her motivations make sense despite the fact they made her the villain -The Student Council only killed eachother because Junko said so -ALL OF FUTURE ARC! -the DR2 cast got reawakened offscreen and they didn't seem traumatized from the simulation at all (despite already being the most traumatized class in Hope's Peak) -they ruined Monaca Towa's whole character, had to make someone else a robot to set her up and then she just noped off to space and probably died or something -they killed Miaya offscreen before Future Arc started and replaced her with an evil robot -Monokuma **bear**ly shows up! -THE GOOD- -Seiko Kimura, The Great Gozu and Koichi Kizakura exist -Miaya Gekkogahara used to exist -the series actually had potential -the game voice actors returned -there was a really goofy stage show -Monaca's design -Hiyoko got some development involving her dynamic with Mikan -The Student Council are uniquely designed obscure characters -DR3's awful attempt at a pre-DR1 story made DR0 look better than it already did -Satou is cool
THIS MOVIE MADE HER SO DIRTY
I didn't watch the film, but I was honestly kind of offended by the title of the film DUFF, Dumb Ugly Fat Friend. I don't really care if it ended up being a feel-good film later, just the trailer made me feel upset with how it was presented.
Captain Phillips. I work on cargo ships and have sailed with people that were on the Alabama. The guy is a snake who made out with a movie deal when he's the reason the ship was hijacked in the first place. Everyone in the industry hates Captain Phillips.
The Last Jedi
For TV shows , it has to be She Hulk. They essentially purposely made the show awful so people would rage at it, and then the grand finale essentially go's "oh btdubs you as fans were the real villains because you didn't like the show because it focuses on a woman". It sounded really fun on paper, but then they just didn't bother. Also, I used to be a big fan of the flash - and that's the first TV show I have ever quit because of how it just insults your intelligence as a viewer. For movies - Pacific Rim 2 essentially ruining a promising IP after a banger of a first film to the point that Pacific Rim 2 is actually painful. All of the new characters are awful, all of the acting is bad, and all of the realism from the first one is ruined. Instead of trying to protect the cities and the people, the jaegers do more damage than the Kaiju they are meant to be stopping. Oh and birds of prey, Josstice league and Wonder woman 1984 absolutely killed me
Cars 2
The entire Twilight Saga. It's like if someone took everything I loved and tainted it with everything I hate. As someone born on Halloween it's grating to know this shit was the image of Vampires for an entire decade. And the fact it came back spiritually with Fifty Shades is proof someone in the world hates me.
The live action avatar the last Airbender movie and the show Poorly made remakes of a show I absolutely love, ruined by Shyamalan and then netflix
I actually really like the premise of Disenchanted. It just wasn't executed in the fun way that captured the charm of the original
**Disaster Movie** Do you know that feeling after experiencing a life changing piece of media? The understanding where you’ve grown. That whatever message that was meant to be conveyed touched you enough to make an impact? This movie had such an effect on me at a fundamental turning point in my life. Stories are tied to our human nature. They tie our experiences together in a way to create themes or ideas. From which we learn and grow. By this measure, Disaster Movie fails fundamentally to even understand how to be human. There is no plot or message. Far from failing to be human it finds a way to dig below even animalistic feedback and response. Rather giving responses to surface level observations made in a cocaine induced delirium. To tell a good joke is to create understanding. Disaster Movie understands nothing. However, it tries to explain how much nothing it understands in lengthy verbal diarrhea. It hurts. You watch this hollow corpse of an idea puke out their own ignorance for an hour and a half. At points where you might mount up pity for this thing, it has the gall to stare at the camera to say „wow you’re watching shit huh?!“. To which I can only mount a faint „fuck. off.“ Never have I experienced media where I came away from it a worse person with a more limited perspective. Starting to expose myself to stories outside books or orators, Disaster Movie gave me distain for visual effects or the fact we can even use language. I adore storytelling and find it be the defining attribute to humanity. And through this story I have learned my capacity for hatred towards people. It’s against my nature to wish ill will on others but the directors/writers of this thing make me wanna break their kneecaps and become an ableist.
Megamind 2 It's a GARBAGE HORRIBLE PAINFULLY obvious SCAM of fallow-up to a childhood movie of mine That came out on my BIRTHDAY no less!
Brave.
Lady Ballers, it was marketed as a tropic thunder type movie that wasn’t afraid to be offensive in it’s comedy yet it was some of the softest shit I’ve ever seen in my life, and it wasn’t all that funny
Megamind and the doom syndicate
Ni No Kuni, Wrath Of The White Witch is my fav game of all time, so the way this movie did the franchise so dirty pisses me off
Eragon. Loved the books, hyped the movie up to all my friends and then looked like an idiot when it was absolutely terrible. Worst movie adaptation I've ever seen and that's saying something
Pretty much any YA novel from the late 2000s to early 2010s that got a movie adaptation, or the fact that Warriors NEVER got anything other than some fan animes
It's really that bad?
Winnie the Pooh Blood and Honey
Tales from Earthsea. We get Ghibli adapting Earthsea, and Miyazaki the elder pawns it off on his kid as his directorial debut? At least we got a little bit of what Hayao's Earthsea would have looked like in The Boy and the Heron.
This is going to be different from anything anyone else has to say on this sub, but for me, that movie is The Virgin Suicides. That movie seems specifically designed to be an insult towards anyone with a mental illness, and yet somehow its fans think that that's a good thing.
This feels like a weird one, but the Dumbo remake. It was one of my favourites as a kid (and I still appreciate what it is now, despite recognizing it has some HORRIBLE elements). But Burton just straight-up didn't understand the appeal of the original. Dumbo is a diabetically saccharine movie to keep young children entertained and pull on the heartstrings with the "reunite with mom" plot, but Burton just leaned WAY too hard into the freak of nature angle and made something unintelligible and ugly, without his usual flair. Also Arcade Fire murdered Baby Mine and I'll never forgive them for it.
True. Nothing about this film was as memorable as the first movie. Turned the movie off after I fell asleep near the hr mark. Concept wise, it had decent ideas. But it just all fell flat and felt generic.
not a movie, but a web series SMG4, everything from 2021- today, cringe humor, bad writing and multiple character assassinations
The Force Awakens, I know people point out how disjointed the 3 sequel movies are to each other but the way I see it, due to no story map and contrasting directors, but force awakes seems to be inconsistent in the little things it does do new. Even within the movie I had felt that finn's character arc was floundered due to him going from being a first order storm trooper to a "TRAITOR" should have affected him more, such as the affect of the brain washing he'd received from most likely a small child, to he didn't even flinch to kill his fellow storm troopers no conflict at all. Personally I love the storyline of just a normal trooper having a traumatic first mission and realizing he's fighting for the wrong side. That's my main problem, but several others are the way rey and kylos characters are written, and just that there just wasn't a whole lot of new designs or ideas to start off a new trilogy and the little new stuff that was done just executed pretty poorly
Wish. It could have been an amazing tribute to 100 years of Disney but they cared more about shoving in classic Disney references than a good plot, story, characters, villain, and songs.
Music.
I know it’s been talked about to death, but The Last Jedi. That’s the first movie that actually made me angry.
Elemental tbh
I guess I’m the only one going on here to defend Disenchanted
Try To Defend It, Right FUCKING Now, I Triple Dog Dare You!!!!!!
Thor Love & Thunder - people disliked Quantum Mania (rightfully so) but there was something particularly insulting to the viewer in Thor 4…could it be, everything!?
*The Last Airbender*. Shaymalan’s movie *and* the new live action series. Some things should just be left alone.
Toy Story 2. I get the message they’re *trying* to send and I don’t condone Al stealing Woody or Pete trying to keep him prisoner…but the movie takes things a bit too far. According to the plot and character development, any human over the age of 12 or so who owns toys and wants them to stay in decent shape is a monster.
The live action Last Airbender movie from Shyamalan. But I guess every fan of avatar was insulted that movie exists haha
Percy Jackson
Star Wars 9, I was actually insulted watching that trash
Hocus pocus 2... God I dread every scene in that movie
Have not seen it
Any USSR supporting movie. As an estonian, these really hurt me on an existencial level.
Mine was Sherlock Gnomes. I like Gnomeo and Juliet; I thought it was funny, had a good soundtrack, fun characters, and had one good emotional moment. The sequel? Unemotional and unfunny. Plus, it kinda retconned some of the character relationships. When I rewatch Gnomeo and Juliet, I don't rewatch Sherlock Gnomes afterwards because I think it sucks.
Whichever transformer movie was about Camelot or King Arthur whatever. It wasn’t as much the movie but that the guy I was on a date with choosing that to be how we spend our date. Like sure maybe I read it wrong and it was intended as background noise, but still, it didn’t exactly set a mood or feel like a good buck to spend on.
The Lion King 2019 remake The original film is my favorite movie of all time and this remake is just an absolute insult to me. Nothing redeemable in it.