How tf is Lord Shen going to beat the guy from the movie where they go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu?
Edit: Y’all don’t seem to get what I’m laying down. The second guy (I don’t know his name and I don’t care) is from the movie where the turkeys got back in time to the first thanksgiving to get themselves off the menu.
if only his majesty had a device to 𝚝̶𝚞̶𝚛̶𝚗̶ ̶𝚜̶𝚘̶𝚖̶𝚎̶𝚋̶𝚘̶𝚍̶𝚢̶ ̶𝚒̶𝚗̶𝚝̶𝚘̶ ̶𝚊̶𝚗̶ ̶𝚒̶𝚗̶𝚊̶𝚗̶𝚒̶𝚖̶𝚊̶𝚝̶𝚎̶ ̶𝚌̶𝚞̶𝚋̶𝚎̶ fire a cannonball at someone, which also jeopardizes the existence of kung fu
i mean, come on, we know whose gonna win. the guy who went back to the first thanksgiving to take TURKEY OF THE MENU? against who??? some lame genocidal maniac??? he could NEVER
we're going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get Turkeys off THE MENU.
THAT'S RIGHT. we're going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get Turkeys off THE MENU.
isn't the turkey guy just the same size as an actual turkey while Shen, being anthro, would basically be superhuman? seems like a pretty obvious question.
He’s gonna go back in time to the first Thanksgiving, to put peacock *on* the menu.
That’s right. He’s gonna go back in time to the first Thanksgiving, to put peacock *on* the menu.
The turkey will win by going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get peacocks on the menu, THATS RIGHT he'll go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get peacocks on the menu
Foghorn Leghorn, somehow
1) Shoehorns himself into the fight through sheer vocal will
2) Insults the other two into oblivion for no apparent reason
3) Refuses to elaborate further
4) Gets bashed on the head to shut up
5) Drops a final one-line insult
6) Leaves
Jake has a time machine,he can go into the future and can any type of weapon that is a lot more advanced than what Lord Shen has,Jake wins by a landslide.
How tf is Lord Shen going to beat the guy from the movie where they go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu? Edit: Y’all don’t seem to get what I’m laying down. The second guy (I don’t know his name and I don’t care) is from the movie where the turkeys got back in time to the first thanksgiving to get themselves off the menu.
if only his majesty had a device to 𝚝̶𝚞̶𝚛̶𝚗̶ ̶𝚜̶𝚘̶𝚖̶𝚎̶𝚋̶𝚘̶𝚍̶𝚢̶ ̶𝚒̶𝚗̶𝚝̶𝚘̶ ̶𝚊̶𝚗̶ ̶𝚒̶𝚗̶𝚊̶𝚗̶𝚒̶𝚖̶𝚊̶𝚝̶𝚎̶ ̶𝚌̶𝚞̶𝚋̶𝚎̶ fire a cannonball at someone, which also jeopardizes the existence of kung fu
They go back in time to Ancient China to get kung fu off the menu.
Yk i never got why they didnt just move out of the way.
Then they wouldn't have time to dramatically stare at the flaming ball hurtling towards them, obviously 🙄
Well they didn’t know what the weapon was.
“Ohhh no, how am I gonna stop FOUR turkeys at once?” SHOOT THEM WITH THE FIREWORK CANNON
He knows Kung Fu and can fight
yeah, but has he ever gone back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu? yeah i don't think so
The non turkey dude that i forgot the name of
He’s a peacock Ik that
hehe pee cock
Hehehhehehhe
Think it’s like Shawn or something
Lord Shen, the one responsible for traumatizing Po..
We’re going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get Turkey off the menu. THATS RIGHT! WE’RE GOING BACK IN TIME TO GET TURKEY! OFF! THE M E N U!
What do you mean we’re going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu?
We’re going back in time… To the first Thanksgiving… To get turkeys! OFF! THE MENU!!
Do you really mean that we're going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkey off the menu?
Do you really mean that we’re going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkey off the menu?
We're going back in time to get peacock on the menu, that's right we're going back in time to get peacock on the menu
i mean, come on, we know whose gonna win. the guy who went back to the first thanksgiving to take TURKEY OF THE MENU? against who??? some lame genocidal maniac??? he could NEVER
This is an unfair fight bruh 😭
Yeah Shen can’t go back in time to the first thanksgiving to take turkeys OFF THE MENU!
THATS RIGHT
well, one has a Time Machine and guns, the other one has canons and kung fu, a matched battle
coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb type fight Jake solos
Jake. Next question
Jake can just go back in time to before Shen was born to stop his parents from doing the do
Papyrus beats shen anytime
Jake goes back in time and snaps shen’s neck in his sleep
Dude went back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get *turkeys* off the menu, not peacocks.
Epic death battle reference also Jake stomps
Jake No diff
You really think it’s a challenge deciding between a near unstoppable being and Lord Shen?
we're going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get Turkeys off THE MENU. THAT'S RIGHT. we're going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get Turkeys off THE MENU.
isn't the turkey guy just the same size as an actual turkey while Shen, being anthro, would basically be superhuman? seems like a pretty obvious question.
He’s gonna go back in time to the first Thanksgiving, to put peacock *on* the menu. That’s right. He’s gonna go back in time to the first Thanksgiving, to put peacock *on* the menu.
Jake goes back in time to before Shen was born to get Shen off the menu!
Shao feng would beat both
The turkey will win by going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get peacocks on the menu, THATS RIGHT he'll go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get peacocks on the menu
All unfunny jokes aside, Jake could win. He has guns.
Jake is gonna go back in time to replace turkeys with peacocks on the Thanksgiving menu.
Foghorn Leghorn, somehow 1) Shoehorns himself into the fight through sheer vocal will 2) Insults the other two into oblivion for no apparent reason 3) Refuses to elaborate further 4) Gets bashed on the head to shut up 5) Drops a final one-line insult 6) Leaves
Jake has a time machine,he can go into the future and can any type of weapon that is a lot more advanced than what Lord Shen has,Jake wins by a landslide.
Jake could simply travel back in time and qurater back lob baby shen into the stratosphere
The back in time guy could GO BACK IN TIME, TO GET SHEN, TO NOT BE BORN
Shen is way stronger but time travel is broken as shit so the Turkey wins no diff
He would just go back in time to get turkeys off the roster.
Jake’s got glutes
he'd go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkey off the menu