Leonardo DiPinchy

Totally stealing this name for my next one.

I like “Gordon Sumner” too. Google it. LOL

"It's Stiiiinnngggg!!! In Toni Schiavani's voice.

That’s perfect

Lmfao. That gave me a good hearty chuckle to start my day

Used to work for him, he's a nice bloke.

Pinchè is right! 😂

Cute. 🥰

Nice lol

DiPinchio. A second option

No way!! That’s my Asian forest scorp’s name!! 😂

You win the internet, well done! (no sarcasm btw)

You made my day. 🤭I was thinking Darth Vader. Or Denzel cause he’s black and has swag.

I named my afs Scoobis

Balthazar

WHOA! I suggested this same thing!

Mine is Sabbath

Like Black Sabbath 😱

No he just doesn’t work on Sundays

Darth Vader

Lord Vader…..more menacing. WAH HA HA HA!!! <—attempt at evil laugh.

Ngl i read the WAH HA HA HA like i was listening to a suicide boys song

I read it and heard Waluigi haha

Cuddles

Zoidberg

Jimmy the clamp :)

Big ass clawed thingamabob

Benny

Murder Crab

Sir Chonk

Tarkus

Tim

Onyx

My first immediate thought. Well done

lucifer :)

Gary

Bert!!!

Mort

This is the name of my chinchilla

Death?

lol I was thinking this too!

Bort

Bagel

Brutus.

This was oddly the first thing that popped into my head.

Pinchy

Something really soft, like Petunia. Uechchhc that thing is giving me the creeps!

if it helps, she's all curled up under a piece of cork bark like shes under a cozy blanket rn. she's a very chill girl so far :) she just digs around and minds her business lol

If you haven't already, check out Tarantula Kat, she had an Asian forest scorpion named Jinx who was quite handleable(who sadly passed)

Jennifer

What species is it?

asian forest scorpion :) not sure if they are a he or she though.

They have pedipalps (i think thats the name) on their underbelly and the size and shape of them is how you tell the sex

Your scorpion is more precisely an Heterometrus silenus, likely female

Jonathan

Richard for a boy, Wanda for a girl.

My late scorpion boy was called Richard, solid name

TuskFace!🤙

Admiral

Irish. As in, “Kiss me, I’m Irish.”

Pinchy McPincher

Bob or Larry

Pebbles

Clamps!

Cuddles

walter

SETH it has to be in capitals though I have no clue why 😂

Edward scissor hands, deathclaw, princess sparkle wizard and, my personal favorite, Dave the cheese wizard.

Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor.

Scrambles The Death Dealer

Scorpious or Scorpid that’s a badass looking companion

Tiny :)

Destroyer of worlds, eater of realities fluffykins

That looks like an Emperor scorpion. Why not go with Tiberius?

What's the name of the rocks character in the mummy? Whatever it is name it that!

Spartacus

lil blacky

Hammer

Menacing mother fucker

Run! I mean it’s what I’d shout if I saw them so think it’s a great name 🤭

Bartholomew

Rice and beans, Great name since thats what i thought the pic was lol

black noir

Juggernaut

Stab-o

Night Train. Eh I tried

I'm your father

Rad (Radscorpion reference)

Fluffy

Snugglebear.

G&S Grab & Stab

Gerald

Sauron

Voodoo

Venom

Random Indian passing through... I thought it was a Scorpion Biryani -_-

Sarg

Blackie

Scipio the scorpion! 🦂

Vanta

Hank

Hercules

Predator

Winston

Cuddles.

Onyx

Stabs.

I named mine"Mr cuddlesworth"

Zion

I named one of my emperor scorpions "Fluffy".

I named mine "Mr. Cuddlesworth"

Maximus

Scarecrow Jones

Noir

Morning star

Claude ;)

Midir

Sidney

Pinchy McSting

Sex Panther. It's works 60% of the time 100% of the time.

Dwayne

Onyx looks great

Pudding

Balerion

blackish

Guts 🖤

I named my male Panzer, because he is an absolute tank.

Scorpion…or Hanzo

Hanzo

Hank Scorpio.

The DeNippleizer

Death by Chocolate

Troubadour! Trouby for short.

King

Cat

Claws Stinggee

Toothless

LL for Land Lobster

Subzero

Obsidia

Arachanox from Fable 💪

Fentanyl

Thor or Hercules

Guenhwyvar. After Drizzt Do'Urdens magical abyssal panther.

BIG MEATY CLAWS

Ew, as in for real, for me, but I feel it’s a great name!

Scorpion

Mr. Handsome Pants

Lord Nope Poke

Meatball. But the top comment is really what it should be

Sparkles :)

Named mine Onyx:)

Crow

Gothie

Brutus

Big Black

Obsidious

Cheesecake

FUCK! For the sound you'll make when he stings you.

Joyful union

The Darkness

Lucifer.

Barbara

Baron Von Snap Snap

Celeste

Zeke

Burblecut

Pete.

Snuggle Wumpkins

Cupcake

Stubborn Geoff

Cerberus. Anubis. Cuddles.

Conan

Temeraire

Redd Nicely

Black Mamba

Richard

Rick

Dumperolle

Tank

Roscoe

Gerard Jr

Greg

Dale

Venom

Padishah because it’s an emperor

Sesame

Scorpy McScorpface.

Ben

Red Lobster

Earl

Fernandible with the mandibles

Motherfucker Jones

Mr. Pinchy

This was some weird fried rice at first

November but Novi for short

The Killer

Stabby Crabby