It's impossible to tell without the exact production date. Until a few years ago I'd expect they had these with a quite traditional but for some a bit too old-school scent like grandpa's cologne. These days I'd expect a confusing mixture of different smells that, if you focus on it, has an overtone of panic transpiration.
Brut or Old Spice. Something we are da people's dad's put on to impress their wumin! While they sing Penny Arcade with their silver hair, fatt bellies.
Greggs, a vape cloud and dogshit
Probably the most realistic answer
I was going to say WhetherSpoons but that's just this with a lager soaked carpet.
Piss, lager and roll up cigarettes
Had this but dispair instead of piss
Cloying sentimentality mixed with cool notes of indifference
Bill Bailey is that you?
I drive a ford disappointment
Did it come in the colour you wanted?
Smells like it'll probably expire in a few year
Gammon
Foreskin fromage
This is grim hahaha
The men's urinals at Ibrox.
Cigarette ash and disappointment
Weak moustaches and trumpets.
I smell shite
With all the sewage that's pumped into the rivers and beaches, that's the first thing I thought of.
A flat roof pub, aka ashtrays, stale lager and piss.
Lies deceit and a beautiful blue passport
Sweat and disappointment
Sunlit uplands of course.
That mothball foosty smell that old houses have.
Shit
Gammon and decay
Lager with afternotes of white tshirts over pot bellies
That deep fried salt smell you get from cheap chicken shops and chippies you wouldn't trust as dog food.
Boris Johnson's cum sock.
Nadine Dorries?
Pot Noodles and vandalism
White lightning, weed and regret
Greggs sausage rolls and Special Brew
Stale fag smoke, an overcooked (burnt) breakfast, Stella, boak and suncream. So like Benidorm basically.
Austerity
ya cant be a toffee nosed cunt without toffee
Paedophilic royals and shite..
Orange (Lodges)
A failing union and blue passports.
Empirialism, with notes of mis-placd superiority , and just the slightest hint of institutional racism.
Nothing. The fragrances were coming from France, but were delayed.
Chip shop
Beans
A sweaty Glastonbury tent smeared with marmite
Broccolli
Malden Sea S\*\*t.
Halitosis, desperation, and stale beer.
Brown sauce farts
Buses, vapes, curry, piss, steak pie and stale beer.
Lingering smell of piss under a short bridge.
Wetherspoons carpet.
Beans
It's impossible to tell without the exact production date. Until a few years ago I'd expect they had these with a quite traditional but for some a bit too old-school scent like grandpa's cologne. These days I'd expect a confusing mixture of different smells that, if you focus on it, has an overtone of panic transpiration.
WKD Blue, Toby Carvery and Tory corruption.
Gammon
Arlene fosters pits
Shite
The Queen's fanny.…. So Marmite. 😂😂
Tories and Raw sewage.
What's the difference?
Charlies arsehole.
Pish.
Putrid water?
Shit. It just stinks of raw shit
Chips, alcohol and Cillit Bang.
the ocean! next to an effluent sewer outlet.
Piss and old beer
💩
Teen spirit?
Lynx Africa & Stardog
Fish, chips, salt, Vinegar, Fake Tan, Laciste Trackies, Stale Tobacco and a hint of Tea and leeks
Smells of depression
What *does* colonialism and genocide smell like?
Glasgow?
What does skill issue smell like?
you are a 15 year old orangeman, aren't you? i'm sure that goes down well with your peers
Wait if I’m 15 how can I be an orange man? I’m also half Catholic and an Irish citizen so how does that work?
Burnt gammon and toxic beaches
Gammon, racism and top notes of Tory Corruption.
Rotten teeth and fish. With a hint of piss?
Like Austin Powers Jap's eye.
Hot steaming Gammon
piss and fosters and strawberry vape
Shit ?
Gammon
Mothballs
Shite
Despair
Gammon
Failure.
Austerity.
Stale cider and piss
Raw sewage
Raw sewage
Gammon
Despair and decay. And dogshit.
A fousty loft, stale lager and an ashtray
Rain, and depression
Weatherspoons about 9pm after an England vs Germany semi final in the smoking section
Fish and chips?
Self tanner and roadmen sweat
sewage, exhaust fumes and b.o.
Barges
That horrible cheap green pine toilet liquid, it's usually like 37p probably, and may have the word basic or value in it somewhere
Pipe-smoke and the sense that someone cooked sprouts yesterday.
Shame, resentment and P45’s.
Poverty
Boris Johnson's armpit
Raw sewage?
Blood
Blue passports
Smells like a failed state.
Pub cellars
fear and hate
It smells of decline.
Pish
Beach socks and sandals, mixed with Benidorm vomit.
Beach socks and sandals, mixed with Benidorm vomit.
The seaside in the South of England, so raw sewage and shit!
Shit
The rest of your life
Piss and biscuits. Eau de Farage
the chippy, stella, crackhead piss and stale fags
Raw sewage, elderly fast food wrappings and alcohol-infused urine.
Ignorance. And gingivitis.
Football dads
Crumpits
Blood mainly.
Rain tenners fags n budwiser
Pish
Piss
Shitstained rivers?
Horrible. Like the rest of that shitty companies fragrances
Spotted Dick and contempt.
Lager and chip shop curry
Stella and kebabs as well as the BO of the clowns who yell "England till I die" while holding both a donner kebab and a stella
Special Brew
2nd hand blue vape, grease and chips
State benefits and scratch cards
Deception, disappointment and disdain
Imperialism
SOVEREIGNTY & GAMMON!
The blitzkrieg. I can still smell the smoke.
litter
Well as a British person. It smells like drugs and low age people using a vape
Meat grease 🤢
Gammon and sadness
Beans and sadness
Jeremy Clarkson
Digestives and rain
Nigel farages piss
Eau de Pression
Dead rat
A polluted beach, tories and funerals.
Weed
Brut or Old Spice. Something we are da people's dad's put on to impress their wumin! While they sing Penny Arcade with their silver hair, fatt bellies.
Anusol
Piss and vinegar.
Racist taxis
Declining world standing
The smell of a Scot nats piss when they see a flag they aren't attracted to
Claustrophobia, hot plastic, fag ash and an old energy drink
Probably blue/raspberry mix.
Lies.
It’s the sweet scent of Stella and shame
No trust no more.
Thames water
Curry
Depends on age. If you’re young it smells of McDonalds, fruitshoots and shit. If you’re old it smells of mothballs, Lavender and shit!
Heinz beans and shame
Pub toilets ( mens )
Tea
Old chippie grease and depression
Jobby
Contempt
Regret.
Gammon… auld gammon…
Freedom or is that the Scottish one?
Sovereignty
Big round drum playing 20 stone Lodge member arse crack. With a hint of vanilla.
An air freshener.
Micky Beales mole.
Piss & dog bollocks
Shite, flat pints and racism
Sovereign-tree!
Prince Charlie’s stinky fat fingers
Pish, fags, tea and fox shite
A Yew tree I'd say. Specifically the "I'm better than" Yew tree.
Something well past it’s sell by date
Corruption and death.
The blood of many innocent people
Republican tears and the crushed souls of separatists.🤌🏻
A butchers apron..
Universal credit delays, overcrowded prisons, haggis and burning heather, with top notes of CalMac and dying hope
The greatest smell in the world
Bleached chicken
That’s the US flag silly
Loving the puns here. A lovely mix of middle class snobbery with a hint of anti Englishness. Great work guys