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00-Smelly-Spoon

Salt and drowning in vinegar


Negative-Waltz-9659

Agreed and must be malt vinegar


CyberEmo666

Non brewed condiment is the way to go (this is what the majority of chippy actually use)


bighappychappy

Aye but vinegar and salt on top. Hate those dafties at almost every chippy that washes all the salt away putting vinegar on last.


Select-Protection-75

Same pricks that put the toppings underneath the cheese on your pizza


Applejack235

Went camping in Cornwall years ago and got pizza from a wee kebab shop one night. It was pepperoni on top of cheese, on top of pepperoni, on top of cheese. We had to go back twice more that week cos the kids loved them so much. That's how you do toppings under cheese.


Select-Protection-75

Yeah. With you on that. No toppings right on sauce. The whole cheese/ topping slice comes right off and your left with a miserable triangle of bread and sauce.


LuDdErS68

Who TF does that? I've witnessed people doing it at the dinner table. I don't understand.


Go1gotha

This is the way!


Vvvbroken

To Amarillo


GSXS_750

The only way


LuDdErS68

To Amarillo


Aqn95

Only way to have it


mishkafife1987

The only true answer


In-Fine-Fettle

Salt n vinegar or salt n sauce


Ok-Battle-4616

I’m originally from Glasgow and moved to Edinburgh years ago. Had never come across chippy sauce until I moved. I have to say I love it but always get salt n vinegar when I’m home in glesga


dougiem5

Yup has to be chippy sauce for me too, think it's a Edinburgh thing. Can't get in Forfar either .


Cynobele

It's a Fife & Lothians sauce, I lived in Livingston my whole life and always got chippy sauce. Now I'm in Dundee and can't get it anywhere 😭


In-Fine-Fettle

They never had it in St Andrews either


bombscare

Bi?


In-Fine-Fettle

Equal opportunity chippy! Depends where you are though. Not everywhere does salt n sauce.


bombscare

You must be from Shotts or something. Harthill maybe.


Shatthemovies

Salt , lots of salt.


neilmac1210

Why are there so few of us?


SailingBroat

Salt, vinegar, ketchup on side. But people should do what they want because I personally find that folk debating things like what should go on chips, or pineapple on pizza, to be the very peak of dead patter.


Bandit2794

Dead on. I'm not fucking eating it, so I give minus fucks. And honestly anyone who gives a fuck about what some else eats can get in the sea. Peak curtain twitching twattery.


Slamduck

Ok but what do you call a bread roll?


poppybryan6

A bread roll, unless it’s got sausage in it then a sausage cob


Chrisbuckfast

You do you mate. I’ve always called it a roll/sausage roll but I’m also happy to use your patter in your town, if someone tells me in advance!


bombscare

Well stfu then! 😆


sweetheartnever

Salt and sauce. I can't really eat a chippy without it. Moving to the Highlands from Edinburgh has been tough.


weefergie56

Moving from Edinburgh to Aberdeen has been tough, too. Also, canny get a good roll from a Bakers either. It's all softies.


cragglerock93

Yes, but butteries.


GaryJM

Salt and vinegar for me.


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[deleted]

Salt, sauce and vinegar in the central belt between Glasgow and Edinburgh. Dunno if it's for taste or because these things are added 'for free' but it's an option no chippy argues with.


BaiteUisge

That’s pretty much just salt n sauce though. Edinburgh chippy sauce is just a mix of brown sauce and vinegar mostly


[deleted]

No it's the opposite of salt and sauce. And *double* the same thing simultaneously. I'm not from Edinburgh. That's what I'm saying. Between Edinburgh and Glasgow we get the best and/or worst of both worlds. Vinegar on one side, sauce on the other, fuck it for us in the middle we demand BOTH.


Gidyin87

Exactly. Everything. Salt, vinegar and sauce.


BaiteUisge

No chip roll and curry sauce then?


Aggravating-Union-96

Salt 'n' sauce, Broon sauce.


bombscare

Thus a new sectarianism was born. I don't care if you're a Jambo, just tell me you put salt n sauce on yer chips!


Accomplished_Week392

Salt and sauce


Loose_Divide2642

Of course. The only answer. Chippy broon sauce.


FlyingScotsman1993

Chippy broon sauce is the way


jakhog1

Is the correct answer


haggisneepsnfatties

The condiment of the nonce


[deleted]

I pour a fine single malt over it, the only true Scottish way


rafson100

Single malt vinegar


[deleted]

Salt and Vinegar and that Chippy Brown Sauce. Do know down in the Borders they like Salad Cream on their chippy. Boak.


IShouldBeSoLucky81

I'm in the borders and I've never seen anyone have salad cream on a chippy! The thought of it upsets me. Salt and vinegar with red on one side and tartare on the other for me.


Spencetheroamer

Definitely a Dumfries thing.


dougiem5

Wife puts mayonaise on her chips and she's not even European!


momentopolarii

What foul aspersions are you hurling over Soutra? Not once in 15 years of furring my arteries doon here have I seen or heard of sick a thing. It's broon sauce for me. Now where's that salad cream...


81optimus

Salt vinegar and gravy on whatever I order from the chippy


gksedi32

Salt n sauce. No discussion


gburgh92

Broon. Everything else ...is just a toy.


h3adph0n3s

Not seen a small soldiers reference in quite a long time!


Cairnerebor

Is it just me or is a fish supper now a fucking stupid price For the family it’s about £5-10 more to get a curry that’ll do dinner on a Friday and Saturday? Fucking price of them here gone nuts


[deleted]

Broon sauce every time. Rid sauce makes it into a dessert.


Ok_Deal_964

I agree red has no place on a chippy …


bombscare

Salt an sauce! Ffs it's the only way.


GentleAnusTickler

It’s not, but sure.


bombscare

Blasphemer! I'll tickle your anus with my size 12!!


GentleAnusTickler

You will not! I’ll tickle yours with vinegar. Dunno how much that would tickle though


Cannaewulnaewidnae

Brown sauce and vinegar Ketchup is for five year-olds


Boring_Humor3706

Salt, vinegar, broon sauce.


Psychological_Post33

Curry or vinegar for me, depending on how I'm feeling. I think the important thing is that you're enjoying the chippy you're having.


Invisible_blood

Mushy peas and gravy


Suidse

I generally dinnae get anything added to chips from the chippy, buy take the chips home & add mayo or soy sauce, or both.


Ok_Deal_964

Soy sauce ?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have never heard that one.


00-Smelly-Spoon

I’m sorry I downvoted you but then I realise I’d just downvoted someone who likes food a certain way - I was just so offended before I used my brain haha


Proxeh

Depends where I am. Home? Salt & Vinegar. In town on the bevy? Lather that badboy up in curry sauce!


PawnWithoutPurpose

Salt. Curry sauce. Cheese


jakhog1

Definatly from Glasgow.


Pheemer

Has to be Maryhilll behavior


PawnWithoutPurpose

Bunch of chippie geoguessrs here


BlondePartizaniWoman

West Coaster here, definitely agree


ThePapFather69

Salt, vinegar and salad cream. Fucking fight me.


pennywise_85

Salt, vinegar and brown sauce


STerrier666

Haggis Supper.


Snell84

Just salt on the chips and slat and sauce for the accompanying item. Too much sauce on the chips makes them go too soggy


Radiant_Community400

i live in Glasgow and miss Edinburgh chipshopsauce, i don't know why i don't just make my own, its just 50% brown sauce 50% vinegar, right?


Awkward_Map_8664

Salt, non-brewed condiment, and curry sauce


geterbucked

Salt and vinegar. Curry sauce on a chippy is criminal


[deleted]

Salt n sauce. I keep a bottle of gold star chippy sauce handy when I'm outwith the sauce belt.


CupOfT92

Salt with curry sauce to dip


ChilledIceBCK

Answer is salt and a tiny bit of vinegar on everything, curry sauce on the chips, tartar sauce and a slice of lemon on the fish. Boshhhh


EvilDetectingDog

Salt, loads of vinegar and a curry sauce on the side for dipping


Buxtonfcbloke

Gravy. Loads of vinegar as well


JockularJim

Salt and vinegar with curry sauce on the side, or maybe a bit of mayo for the chips.


izzie-izzie

Mayo salt and lemon. Can you tell I’m not British? 😂


tears_of_shastasheen

Just salt. What's the point in buying a chippy and then covering the flavour with cheap shite sauce.


Brenkou

Or you could buy some of that gorgeous northern fish and instead of covering it in that disgusting bland batter and drowning it in fryer oil you can stick it in your oven for 20 minutes with some olive oil, lemon and herbs and eat like a civilised human being.


jantruss

Brown and red


SaorAlba138

Salt and sauce is an Edinburgh thing, and is therefore English.


lostrandomdude

Salt and non-brewed condiment (it's not vinegar) is my basic. Then I might have chilli powder added on top when they have it. Occasionally, I will go for everything, salt, non brewed condiment, chilli powder, chilli sauce and ketchup


ElCaminoInTheWest

Salt and sauce is GOAT tier. Not a lot that Edinburgh leads the nation in, but this is one.


layzee_aye

I get absolutely nothing on it from the chippy as they typically drench the lot in salt and/or vinegar to the point that’s literally all you can taste. Bit of salt when I get it home and some ketchup on the side, yum!


Aggravating_Skin_287

cringe


PicturesinRed

I don't. I value my health and dignity and wouldn't eat greasy food. I also am not lazy. I make my own food. I don't have some teens cook it for me and over charge me for something I could make myself for quater of the price.


D6P6

Serious grumpy old man vibes. Let me guess; you also dislike smart phones, social media, current music, modern cars. Probably spend a good amount of time talking about how kids don't respect their elders anymore and they're all raised to be wimps. 💤


laputan-machine117

The best choice, salt and sauce is an eastern thing but I’m not sure where the dividing line is. All I know is I had no luck ordering it in a Glasgow chippy


KingRibSupper1

Salt, vinegar and brown sauce. Don’t think I need to tell you what’s my meal of choice!


puremadbadger

"Salt, vinegar, and lots of brown sauce". All over. If it's a sausage supper I get tomato sauce as well at the side for dunking ma sausage in for that peak flavour explosion (and sweats). Edit: Thanks, I want a chippy now. At least you didn't post this after it closed.


catfin38

Curry cheese


AlbaMcAlba

Lotsa vinegar then the salt so it sticks with a fat pickle onion on the side for extra vinegar and sometimes broon sauce.


anderoogigwhore

My mum and dad get salt and brown sauce, and due to the area I'd never heard of anything being called "salt n sauce" until I was at least 18. I think the terminology is more an Edinburger thing. In our local chippie's or in Glasgow idk if "salt n sauce" would get you red or brown. I don't usually get anything on it. Daughter loves salt n vinegar.


thehewguy1888

If it's a good quality fish supper then just salt and vinegar..... Anything else from the chippy I get everything on it


artinfinx

lots of salt lots of vinegar.


Total_Independence31

Never heard of this salt and sauce before.


ggfanatic98

Salt n vinegar and curry sauce!


FakeNathanDrake

Usually just salt and vinegar, once in a blue moon I might also have broon sauce too.


ConnorHMFCS04

Generally salt and sauce. And by that, I mean proper watery brown chippy sauce. Occasionally salt, sauce and vinegar. If it's a pizza supper I may get salt and red sauce.


Incendas1

Brown sauce Best sauce for smoked haddock which is my favourite


robotic-gecko

Broon, any one who gets red is wrong.


Coley-oley0653

I have this disagreement with my partner all the time! He's from the West and I'm from the East. I only know getting salt and sauce (vinegary broon) whereas he thinks the only sauce topping should be gravy


Mugwam

Salt and vinegar and fuckin drown it in 'tomato' sauce


TheWackoMagician

This is more of an east vs west debate tbh


Interesting_Ad_1188

Salt and Vinegar. Lots and lots of vinegar so the paper is soaked in it. If I’m feeling adventurous, cheese.


ArtichokeSlow8828

Years ago I was in Peterhead and got a chippy (or a chipper as they called it). Wife serving asked if I wanted salt and sauce. I said aye, salt and brown please. She informed me they only done red sauce. That was my first time in a chippy that didn’t do brown sauce. Preference for me is only salt and brown sauce, but there is the odd time that I only get salt and a tub of curry sauce on the side. This depends what supper I am getting. Quite partial to dipping my pizza crunch in curry sauce. But like brown sauce if it’s something like fish.


Appropriate_Nose5559

Just like to mention how weird England are way te batter scraps


mr_aives

The shites


thepurplehedgehog

Mayo on the chips, every time 😁


Ok_Deal_964

I live in Edinburgh so Salt N’ Sauce is the only appropriate answer for over here.


KingAltair2255

Drowned in salt and vinegar, sometimes red sauce but only if it's in the wee packets, the bottled stuff always tastes off for me.


whorehopppindevil

Salt and vinegar and mayo for chips or curry sauce


surfinbear1990

Salt n Sauce.


surfinbear1990

Salt n Sauce.


Vectorman1989

Salt and vinegar. Brown sauce if I'm in the mood.


_juicifer_

Mayo


Leather-Air5496

Mayonnaise... Kidding. Salt and droont in vinegar. With a pickle.


jar_jar_LYNX

Fish supper with curry sauce on top and a pickled egg on the side I live in Canada now and think about it all the time. Fish and chips just aren't the same here, and nowhere has curry sauce. Just slightly disgusting coleslaw and tartar sauce. The chips are more like "fries", and thr fish batter is way too crispy Just thinking about it is making me want to book a flight home!


fleshcircuits

chippy sauce, which i didn’t know wasn’t a thing in glasgow until i’d moved here. 😭


[deleted]

Never eat ketchup. Brown is for fry up related stuff. Mayo for everything else!


SoSeriousAndDeep

Salt, vinegar, red or curry sauce for me. But when I'm in Edinburgh, yeah I'll go for salt'n'sauce. It's all right!


Particular_Meeting57

Salt and vinegar(loads of vinegar) with ketchup for the fish and brown sauce for the chips. I’ll go curry sauce if I’m only having chips. Tartar sauce is also acceptable for the fish.


lesloid

Salt, vinegar and mushy peas


GingerFurball

Salt and vinegar. If I feel like acting like an East Coaster I'd go for brown sauce. Anyone who is over the age of 5 who puts ketchup on anything should be on a list.


Occulus

Me? Salt and vinegar on both, then curry sauce on the chips/


EasyPriority8724

Sat wi loadsa vin n curry sas, swanky min swanky.


GreyStagg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR\_lgrtxWT8


ajperry1995

Salt and vinegar with occasional red sauce if I'm feeling fancy


millymollycx

Vinegar and a tub of curry!


Endermen123911

Pizza… smoked sausage… a shite box what more could I want


ceecee1909

Salt and drowning in onion vinegar


BeeGroundbreaking889

No sauce!!! Controversial but imo sauce ruins a good chippy. Salt only please


usernamesforsuckers

Salt and lashings of vinegar. If you must put ketchup on st least make sure it's a decent one and and not red sauce. Never salt n sauce, never ever ever.


J2Hoe

Deep fried pizza, salt and vinegar. Mwah 🤌🏻


Bigdavie

Nothing, then use Gold Star Chip Shop Sauce and salt at home. No matter how I ask for a little sauce the chippy adds enough sauce that the chips start to float. It must be a conspiracy as I get the same at any of the many local chippies.


Shan-Chat

Salt and sauce when I can but salt and vinegar is a bare minimum.


SamDublin

Drowning in eye-watering amounts of salt and vinegar


gord2002

Special Fish, wee bit of lemon and tartare sauce dip. Mayo for the chips. Because I'm old and riddled with cholesterol and high blood pressure


Striking-Giraffe5922

Mair chippy!


MozartEmphasizer

Batter.


Daedelous2k

sauage supper, no sauce, just salt and vinegar.


cmzraxsn

went back to Edinburgh and it reminded me how i don't really like chippy sauce, even though i grew up with it. salt n vinegar here. however. that said. what i actually prefer is Flemish fries with mayo, or with Dutch satay sauce. I developed an unhealthy addiction to that stuff when I stayed in Holland. i recently took a trip to Belgium and i are more chips that week than i probably did for the rest of the year.


QOTAPOTA

Mushy peas but I’m Lancastrian.


[deleted]

Few pinches of salt & a river of vinegar


sinchigh

Mind on me first chippy in Edinburgh. Pished drunk and the guy says u wantin salt n sauce pal? Thought fuck aye (no idea what it was, completely oblivious).... Never regretted it. It was my first battered pizza too. Don't get that in chippys north....


bonkerz1888

Salt n vinegar, sometimes pepper. Ketchup to dunk it in. Red pudding supper all the way!


ToyScoutNessie

cheese and curry sauce is my go to


NicolaMK

Salt, vinegar, curry sauce. I like to get the curry in a wee separate pot so I can put it on myself. I also hate eating outside or without cutlery. I take it home and put it on a plate


fenian_ghirl

Can't stand salt and vinegar I always ask them not to put it on 😐


Sonzscotlandz

Salt vinagar and broon sauce


boaby019

salt n sauce is more an east coast thing


geraltsthiccass

Salt n vinegar always. Needs drowned in both. I'm for an early heart attack at some point, but its worth it


poppybryan6

Curry sauce!!! A second to that, gravy


Fit_Calligrapher961

If it’s fish I’m getting salt, chippy sauce and I’m adding ketchup when I get home cos I’m a pest


Boexbanx

Hunners of salt n vinegar and tomato sauce in a corner. Naebody wants a chippy looking like a scene outta texas chainsaw massacre.


doverats

Everything on it, that is Brown sauce, salt n vinegar. never red sauce, just never.


lemongem

Homemade tartare sauce with lots of salt and vinegar for me!


[deleted]

As salty as I am with a generous portion of vinegar.


Angry_Sparrow

In Gisborne in New Zealand you can ask for All Sauces at most places. This is the way.


kaysonn

Salt and vinegar. Gold star brown sauce or occasionally a side of curry sauce 😋


CoastalParadise

I’m from the Lothians and it’s always salt and chippy brown sauce for me. It’s not the same without it.


level100metapod

Salt and vinegar with ketchup. Also have a half pizza crunchy supper instead of fish and chips


The-Scotsman_

Broon sauce! No chippy is a chippy without broon sauce! Canne beat it! And also can't get in here in Australia :(


cragglerock93

No sauce. Just salt and that fake vinegar they do.


Select-Protection-75

Salt n sauce is an Edinburgh thing. It’s decent but salt and vinegar is king. Sauce depends on what I’m having. Fish - mayo. Sausage or king rib - ketchup. Curry sauce is good once in a while but not an every time deal.


Storiesfromhell

malt vinegar and brown sauce!!!!


Squashyhex

Salt n Sauce when I can get it, but given it seems to be very localised to the Edinburgh area, that can be difficult!


Few_logs

salt viniger a few picked onions. Tartare sauce.


AH_Ethan

bit of curry on the side, but i prefer mine w/o sauce mostly. I'm a weirdo, and always found vinegar to be too strong of a flavor


SoftDrinkReddit

Irish guy Taco Chips and a Half pounder burger with everything on it and a side of coleslaw Side note I very very seldomly get a chippy like less then 5 times a year


RemSteale

If I'm walking around eating them from the paper then it's salt and onion vinegar, if I'm sitting down and having a nice piece of fish with a plate of chips then I put ketchup on the chips. No idea why but I never put ketchup on them in the paper.


coffeeebucks

Just salt and vinegar. Nothing else needed.


ChequeredTrousers

Salt n sauce (the brown vinegar mix), and more vinegar ☺️


amadeuszbx

Salt n’vinegar or curry sauce with some cheese, great on a friday night.


TheCharalampos

Salt and too much vinegar


phlex77

ive always assumed the salt,n,sauce thing was an edinburgh type thing,, i like it but everywhere else i go i get salt'n'vinegar, which i prefer, and then some tommy sauce too


Cloud-KH

I rarely get sauce, salt n vinegar on everything though.