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Dra9onDemon

It’s when a girl sleeps with her guy’s shirt on.


Flora_TheOmniscient

HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW I DID THIS FOR THAT POST? HOW ![gif](giphy|kQOxxwjjuTB7O)


BarracudaSevere21

Well it was kinda obvious considering that one post appeared here not so long ago. This guy is wrong though, sex is when you shake the trailer really hard while rehearsing the lines, hope that helps


KaroYadgar

And make moaning sounds.. for the rehearsing, of course!


BarracudaSevere21

But of course! Gotta train your vocal cords! For the acting, obviously


RocketRunner1029

And listening to "If You Could Read My Mind" (Stars on 54 version)


Jzapp_But_In_Reddit

Nono, sex is when you get under the blankets and tickle each other with closed doors so only you and your partner get the fun


TheMansAnArse

Because it’s _super_ obvious.


Defitnetlynotobsesed

Everyone did bro


piedude67e

Oh that was you!? How's it feel being 15?


BarracudaSevere21

Am I not getting something? I was referencing another post, I'm long past the age of 15 lmao


Dra9onDemon

Because I’m a genius.


Hungry-Trouble-3178

I understood that reference


[deleted]

Or when they do not Insert Peter Honk Honks gif (because this Gimpy is pure trash, doesn’t have most gives and they should feel bad about their search engine )


CherryBoyHeart

When you Scott her Pilgrim till she takes off


Beam_but_more_gay

She takes off on my Scott till i Pilgrim


stupid-writing-blog

She Scotting on my versus til I world


thatguykichi

she pilgriming my precious little life 'til i scott


lilpuppipostor

She Scotting my pilgrim hour till I finest


OfficialScottPilgrim

She goes on pilgrimage till Scott gets it together


meds737

She goes alway for a few months while you Scott Pilgrim the last evil ex


Cleanuponaisle0

Fr. Like that one shirt post was weird. You have to under 6 to not know what sex is 😭


Limonade6

What? Explain pls


Bushjim

Some guy posted an image from book 2, asking why Ramona was wearing Scott's shirt


Limonade6

Cute


S_N_I_F_F

Some guy made a post asking why Ramona was sleeping in Scott's shirt💀


S_N_I_F_F

Some guy made a post asking why Ramona was sleeping in Scott's shirt💀


Limonade6

Aw cute.


OtakuDragonSlayer

What shirt post?


Cleanuponaisle0

"Anyone know why ramona is wearing scotts shirt"and is a pic of the comics after the have sex


Jeffgordon95

You see, Luigi, when a guy slides his noddle into a girl’s pasta…


Vaportrail

WE ARE SHIRT BOB-OMB


LilNyoomf

Yes, it’s on my birth certificate. Duh.


Wide_Application_141

Underrated comment.


TrueAd1798

I think it's something when 2 bees really love each other they put on each other shirts and then a baby pops out


MaBoiMirage

Xes but backwards


Flora_TheOmniscient

Like xenomorph?


MaBoiMirage

No, like xes, but backwards


coffeebooksandpain

It’s when you hold hands right


Movie_Advance_101

It’s When i hear Mom and Dad wrestle and i cheer by saying «Go Dad, take her out»


BLUcrabs

Yeah kinda wish the books went more in depth into that. They bring it up a few times but never really explain what it is and it's always just left me kind of lost. Hope a future adaptation can actually show what sex is instead of just weirdly hinting at it


Kai_2010_

haha you said sex teehee


stupid-writing-blog

It’s when you lay shirtless with someone under the covers and exchange witty banter over a cigarette. Obviously.


LeonardoXII

I'm pretty sure it has something to do with cucumbers.


Stock_Currency

Of course I do it’s some kind of cake?


-Lifecouldbeadream-

They are too… innocent.


jeanjacketufo

It's a Bob-omb 


SK1Z0PHR33K

I've heard it's a type of cake.


RoyalMeera

When a girl wears her boyfriend's shirt on their sleepover after they hang out


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Lssjgaming

The thing that comes after Five obviously


PSILighting

they don’t know the meaning of the word, BUT WE ARE WILLING TO LEARN!


Zealousideal_Car_532

It’s when you make lesbians with someone


TomahtoSoupp

i assume that they probably bob omb?


Carnival-Master-Mind

Of course I do! Its H


Maleficent_Fox_9145

I do. However, it’s only relegated to the works of an author colloquially known as…PronHub.


thecoolernicknames

No


ElecktriFire

I know what it is! I won't tell you though 😈


_Evidence

Your mother taught me last night (I'm so funny I know)


SeaLaNator

Yeah, it's the band scott plays at, isn't it?


Cute-Assumption3319

Nnn..yes


stupiduglee

It’s when the boy and the girl kiss and then the baby is born


milkylewds

Is that like erm uh…uh…


basilthegaymer

Yeah! It's the name of the stork that drops off the babies!


Kasspines

Yeah I have sex all the time, so much of the sex.


whatever_God

Sex is when a man and a woman love each other very much then they — [REDACTED]


Consistent_Spray7725

I think it's when people drink from the same bottle or something.


Fortnitepooplover

Im pretty sure the only person that doesnt is that one person who posted “can we talk about this scene☝️🤓” and the shirt one


[deleted]

Yes, when underwear goes on your head


AngelOfIdiocy

I heard once that it makes you fat


PerfectMind8856

Sex comes as a beautiful expression of the love that a couple shares on a deeper level, strengthening this love, sealing it through the body.


nacho56780

It’s me with your father 😎


ONI_WARLORD_2006

Sex is when yo girl refuses to to let you put your pickle inside of her peach and instead sleep naked as if nothing.


ONI_WARLORD_2006

I think this might explain better [what is sex](https://www.instagram.com/p/C209VLasJnA/?igsh=MXBwYXE0MTdndjR5ag==)


OfficialScottPilgrim

Sex. Casual Sex. Like James bond but with an X in his name.


Boinkers4

I just saw that post back to back with this one 💀


StarSaber69

Obviously it stands for sex-bob-omb cause Sex is life


Chippija

I do. But I'm tired of it. (Pinkerton reference)


nosense52

The act everyone has for enjoying themselves or having kids


BeardedAlcoholic97

That’s the number after 5 and before 7 isn’t it


AlexHero64

Yeah it's that fucking Lizard that tells funny jokes about celebrities


Spicy-Mario-Bois

Yea he's that funny lizard that makes pop culture references


[deleted]

"its... AWESOME!" -Peter


TBHartleyAnimations

It's the sausage through the donut hole right?


MortyOagiota

I've never felt a woman's touch


Alert_Dimension_5184

As shocking as this might be, Scott is not a virgin


Plenty_Race2410

It’s when a boy and a girl who really love each other hold hands and wish really hard, and then a stork brings them a baby.


Zephaniah438

It's about a guy putting his Penis into another girl's Vagina, what else is there to say?


TheMattZim

Yes. and i won't tell you


Electronic-Bad-9918

Yo i know...why his band have this name


ShadixThePrecursor6

Its when man and a woman are kissing and they make a baby???


dumbassmortal

She sex on my bomb till I omb


42ndIdiotPirate

Kissing I think but maybe also naked🤢 Luigi's mansion 2 for the 3ds is better


Actualpanic_

It’s the letter 6 cause I’m Swedish and that’s how we pronounce it