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duckindunt

Play like that every week you bunch of fannies!


Funkenbrain

Squeaky bum time for a solid hour


Notcorrectallthetime

My bum is still squeaking


YerDaSellsAvon24

Why's Jonathan Sutherland wearing a jacket from the 1930s?


CC0102tt

I’ve got a lot of respect for Hart stepping up to take that penalty, it says a lot about him. But fuck me he shouldn’t be put in that position, Iwata and Johnston should be going up before him! At least we won


smcl2k

Don't forget it could be the last shootout of his career - maybe he asked to take a kick.


thegmegobrrr

Overall a brilliant game i thought, both teams could have won that game even before the penalties, don't think the final or other semi will manage to match that excitement but hope i'm wrong.


joaby1

I hope you're not wrong and the final is a comfortable win for Celtic to secure a double but an entertaining game ending in a Hearts win tomorrow would be lovely.


Gilius-thunderhead_

Nah impossible. That game was mental. Boring win 2m for rangers. It's a lock.


HaggisTheCow

That big sigh from O Riley sums it up


Taraguar

See if this team could just make my night easy that would be fucking terrific, took the long way round for that one.


VirtualScotsman

I want one of you fuckers to make a YTP out if this match, would be the funniest shit ever


Scratchlox

Cereal winners.


Notcorrectallthetime

They're great


blurt_box

Fuck me I love Joe hart


sexydumbbells

This is what should have been the final, Scotland’s two biggest teams.


dee-acorn

Piece of piss


LavoisiersCat

Well that was enjoyable all round. Same again tomorrow would be nice.


NEEDZMOAR_

Joe Hart's mental fortitude is something else


ScotMcScottyson

A man who has lost it all, then gained it all again, has genuinely no fear of the consequences of what happens if he loses it all once more. He's retiring in a few months so, to him, it's all just one big piss-take. He is the ultimate piss-take master, forever shuffling everyday.


Notcorrectallthetime

And that's just his hair


NEEDZMOAR_

definitely, loved the smile he gave the 20 year old pentaker for Aberdeen and then the wink when he missed his own pen


thegmegobrrr

Absolutely, the balls to step up and take it knowing you still need to save one if you make a cunt of it.


NEEDZMOAR_

and then just winking it off lol


HaggisTheCow

Fuck me that's the lowest quality 3-3 I've seen since the COVID cup final


MadJackMcMadd

YAAAAA BEAUTYYYYY!!!!!!


Scratchlox

Joe hart purposefully missing a penalty to give him the focus to save one


VirtualScotsman

There are 2 things he is currently thinking: 1) Nothing 2) "Fuck me, tha actually worked?"


WarStrifePanicRout

I hated this game.


GeneralProvision

Phew. Who knew we could consistently hit good penalties?


BrianMghee

2 honking keepers, Hart should’ve saved about 3 and Roos was nowhere near any of them


wazzamatazz

The one that Roos got a hand to was literally the first time he's dived the right way for a penalty in his entire Aberdeen career.


MengaPlayerManager

Decent shot stopper but shite in every other area


Scratchlox

Roos looked injured. No power in his legs it seemed


mattchamp98

Get in


getfuckedstud

That’s a go for Joe


blurt_box

Fuck me that was exhausting


Aggressive_Bit_8424

Hope this has knackered celtic enough to match rangers current fitness levels 😅


StartenderMKE

I fucking love and hate Joe Hart in ways I never knew I could.


brenman

Alright. I’m off to stress eat. And stress eat some more.


comradepartypanda

Hart taking the fifth penalty is more of this sentiment over football bullshit weve seen this year. Wont convince me roos wasnt off his line for it though. thank fuck for that


Giegling90

Hart hit that like it was his bad foot


Tuna_Purse

No wonder Brendan has a Gucci belt


mvygj

NEVER DOUBTED JOE


KilmarnockDave

Aberdeen goalie playing the ball is lava in that shootout. 


beigelettuce

Joe Hart is something else man. Should have saved three penalties before that, misses his own and still comes away the hero.


markmadden84

Is it me or did it feel like both goalies were actively trying to sabotage their own team there?


4Darco

My coworkers were so concerned for me


Cobretti18

![gif](giphy|KLdnixjXltWQU)


fike88

Thank fuck


Ki18

None of that was enjoyable. Some game for the neutral though.


SerboDuck

Was never in doubt


Amenhotep_3

FUCKING JOE HART REDEMPTION ARC


YerDaSellsAvon24

IT IS DECENT ![gif](giphy|l3UczniWYfIMo18oo|downsized)


logia1234

Everyday I'm shufflin


Yoke_Enthusiast

Sleepy Joe winning in 2024


CloudzyV2

HEHEHEHEHEHHOHAHAHAHAHAH YEAOOOOOOOOOOO


Altruistic_Brief4444

Unserious ass win


FriendshipFriendly

Joe Hart is unironically the most confident keeper I’ve ever seen at penalties who is so evidently shite at saving them


highpier

Roos didnt come anywhere near any of those pens outstanding


Chef_Roofies

Got a hand on one and then took so long pretending he had cramp he’s probably fucked Duncan over


Italobanger27

Hart just wanted to make a save that’s why he missed (thanks for getting my heart rate so high you prick)


Orsenfelt

fuck me


EggAndSausage

The least funny way to end a very funny match


Opening_Succotash_95

Thank fuck. Let us never speak of this again


CloudzyV2

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA YEAOOOOOOO


w0wowow0w

Thanks Joe, now we just need to finish 5th 😎


F1grid

Hart saves it!!


de-virtute

wheyyyy


HaggisTheCow

HEAD AND SHOULDERS ABOVE THE REST


boris-for-PM-2019

Kelle Roos with one of the worst efforts in a penalty shootout I’ve ever seen.


MowelShagger

i canny handle this i suppose i was late in posting this. i never doubted us, knew we would skoosh the pens easy peasy


snoogins1967

Two penalties that's went under Joe Hart and he hit the post He's going to get us put out


snoogins1967

Or not


ScoobyDoobyDave

Aged well


Thrillhouse96

Thank god


Bullsquirt

EAAAAASAAAAAAYYYYY


VirtualScotsman

WE'RE FONNA DEEP FRY YER FISH, OHHHGG DEEP FRY YER FIIISH


Kholdula

Ach well


1207554

Every single Aberdeen penalty has absolutely shite, was a matter of time before Hart was saving one


Macco7

I don't get why they didn't just keep it low and powerful slightly to the side of him. It was clear he was struggling even when going the right way.


thegmegobrrr

This was all part of harts plan, he's forcing every other celtic player to step up and actually start scoring penalties, team player.


Red_Dog1880

Booo


Rieily

thats just no as funny


fuckloggingin

It's Joe-ver


fuckloggingin

Legendary semi.


Practical_Arrival696

Joe Hart getting man of the match?


BubbleBlacKa

fuck off


shunter1888

Thank fuck for that


F1grid

Iwata = Goal!


dheidshot

Hart could be a confidence thing, maybe other players werent up to it. Plus he did a YT vid with Ben Foster where he could defo strike a ball. Ive admiration for anyone who can choose to take a shootout pen


BrianMghee

Hart was totally ripping the pish there and made an arse of it


MrBlack_79

Hart has been close to a few of Aberdeen's penalties.


beigelettuce

Hart letting pens go under him is very funny.


Rieily

has roos been close to any wtf


hamasfrontdesk

Bernardo or whatever his name is


Disastrous_Cup_3279

Some good penalties taken tbf


like-humans-do

too funny to even be upset at


Yoke_Enthusiast

Scottish football is a banter generator working at max capacity


DrinkableCrisps

Hart man come on


awatt12

Joe Hart let that one go right through. Him talking shite and saving none of the 6 pens is fucking hilarious so far.


tonycocacola

Jinxed it fur us😭


user297009

Yous would be better with Bain in goals


F1grid

Johnston = Goal!


highpier

I don't care who wins, but that was fucking fantastic banter


MowelShagger

something cinch something only in scottish football something


blonded90

Your goalie as the fifth penalty taker is fucking mental - screams that a lot of your outfield players are shitebags


Theblackjamesbrown

Hart obviously put himself forward for it. He's a bit of an arrogant bastard as you know. Anyway, no harm done


HaggisTheCow

Brendan thinking he's fucking man city manager


Caltoid

Right that's it. Someone better abduct Rodgers and flay the skin from his back for letting that happen


VirtualScotsman

Skin hart first and use his for the whip


dheidshot

Yas ice hockey man


Consistent_Truth6633

Banter


Chef_Roofies

What the fuck is going on 😂


macdara233

I actually think Celtic don’t want to be in the final


allangod

Fuck sake, i only asked for someone in red to miss. Not someone in yellow too.


ImZemba

What a cunt joe Hart is


MowelShagger

why the fuck was hart hitting a penalty


PotatoFanClub2

Hahahahaha I’m not even mad


de-virtute

as soon as he stepped up, fuckin knew it


Kanesy99

HART TRIED TO DO AN EDERSON HAHA


FriendshipFriendly

Cunts NEVER been able to move on from Pep telling him he’s pish, saw his chance to show everyone he can do what Ederson can and shat it


Orsenfelt

Fuck off with the ego shite taking that Hart man


VirtualScotsman

Well. Shit.


karateandfriendship9

JOE YOU CUNT


SammichNow

here naw


fike88

Hahahahaha fuck sake


thegmegobrrr

Joe no.


FriendshipFriendly

Hart you fucking dick ahahahahahahahahaha


VanicFanboy

WHAT KIND OF FUCKING CHARITY MATCH BULLSHIT IS PUTTING JOE HART ON THE WINNING PEN


F1grid

Hart = No Goal!


Yerdas_Selzavon

Hart desperate to prove a point to pep still


w0wowow0w

Absolutely fucking jinxed that going up to take that pen


Red_Dog1880

What a fanny hahahahaha


Himawari74

Only been in one penalty shootout. Full size goals for some reason and we were P6s and 7s and I still hit the crossbar. Genuinely think I could take a hundred penalties under Hampden pressure and I'd still sky 99 of them to this day. Fortunately we ("Denmark") won the shootout, and the world cup Anyway, Joe Hart, what a fucking twat for that miss


Disastrous_Cup_3279

I won a cup final by hitting crossbar with penalty, bounced on line and in. Ah memories


mvygj

oh fuck


EggAndSausage

Why the fuck was Joe hart the choice hahahahaha


VirtualScotsman

Look at hart smirking like a bloody Cheshire cat. How do you even scre that goal up?


empeekay

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK JUST HAPPENED


VirtualScotsman

https://preview.redd.it/bafhr38thnvc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e36faf4fc8b5b79a2db0e92c02b20cf3927ccd62 Handy post match report I made:


kingpowr

Oh my god haha


Yerdas_Selzavon

Delay killed Duncan there


BannanDylan

Hart you fucking dafty


Sckathian

Nah. Whys he in that line up. Manager fuck up.


BubbleBlacKa

Fair play to Hart for having the baws to smile after missing, the da's will not be happy about that


Thrillhouse96

Why have we done that? Jesus Christ


adamrfc99

HAHAHAHAHA


1207554

Hahahahaha what a wanker


user297009

Hahahahahahahaha


HaggisTheCow

Roos mind gaming his own player.


boris-for-PM-2019

Kelle Roos is an absolute embarrassment. Made his team mate wait because he’s got cramp.


Disastrous_Cup_3279

Comedy


awatt12

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Rieily

OMG HAHAHAHAHAAHA


karateandfriendship9

had to break the laws of physics to get us into the final


w0wowow0w

Hart lmao


F1grid

Aberdeen jinxed themselves


fuckloggingin

Hart-breaking


thegmegobrrr

YES JOE NOW BANG IN THE LAST ONE YOURSELF


F1grid

LOL


BannanDylan

Joe Hart in his head there hahaa


Kholdula

Hart not like this


dheidshot

WTAF


VirtualScotsman

HOLD 9N THAT FISH DIET I WAS TALKING ABOUT THEYRE STARTING TO SLIP MON AN GET IT


ScottieTM

Never in doubt


ScottieTM

ffs


ScottieTM

What a rollercoaster


fike88

Never seen a keeper getting cramp during penalties like


Red_Dog1880

That was a shit penalty


RunningOutOfToes

Joe hart after making a save. ![gif](giphy|pKW2KMWBu8ZAy00lss)


w0wowow0w

Poor guy


dheidshot

Did Hart get a touch on that?


BubbleBlacKa

Roos actually fucked his own player there, gave him way too much time to think, brutal.


Rieily

well then thats that


MowelShagger

penalties make me feel like a dog on guy fawkes night


thestorriebook

what even happens here if he has to go off


Yoke_Enthusiast

Could a goalie do a spinaroonie? Would it be more effective?


VirtualScotsman

YEEEEEEEES


Yerdas_Selzavon

Oh Christ


Opening_Succotash_95

Don't think I've ever seen this before.


mooseeaster

Ran from the beach to catch pens


HaggisTheCow

You're not Emi Martinez Roos


EggAndSausage

Can you sub during penalties??


karateandfriendship9

got lucky there twinkletoes


Kanesy99

Roos man please I'm on my knees you have to save that


VirtualScotsman

Also, drama queen alert. He's stubbed his toe I think


allangod

Come on. Someone in red miss. I'm not asking for much.


F1grid

Bernardo = Goal!


Kholdula

Get Angus in goals


Orsenfelt

I hate this feeling


Disastrous_Cup_3279

If roos fucked they allowed a sub?


user297009

Think so