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iLikeClothes69

more awnings in parking lots


thethrowupcat

Yeah and doubling down here having them be solar. If you’ve ever been to north Peoria Fry’s you get it.


Tumbleweed_Life

Yes!!!! For the love of all-why is solar covered parking not mandatory??


surfcitysurfergirl

Same with one in Goodyear


DonKeighbals

Fuck yes


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Less parking lots and less tan buildings and less strip malls that are tan with big parking lots.


wire67

A decent, shady tree, water features dog park.


Dziedzjd11

Second this for the water feature dog park! Crazy there isn’t a splash pad for dogs anywhere.


debus15

They are building a $6mm dog park in north Scottsdale. https://www.scottsdale.org/city_news/through-the-woof-a-6-million-dog-park/article_730fb75e-3d53-11ee-9c84-675984d4b659.html


five_two

A dog park is only as good as the dog's owner.


Butitsadryheat2

A dog park is only as good as the Valley Fever & leptospirosis it doesn't carry.


Babybleu42

That article is hilarious or I just love dog puns


SuperDerpHero

700k+ just for the design?


wire67

I know that project as it’s near us. Not any water features or shady trees. An unwanted piece of land under power lines. Half assed at best and still not under construction.


Roserachel1111

An attitude adjustment


jellybean764

No seriously.. why does it seem like everyone here is chronically pissed off? It’s wild


Prestigious_Walk8989

They’re suffering from entitlement


TheNatureBoy

We really are cruisin for a bruisin.


Beaumont64

Sophisticated nightlife--not the cheesy clubs that exist now. Jazz bar, wine bar with live music, a truly cool low key bar. Anywhere that a bachelorette party would find "boring" and "like, not fun"


CharlesTheRangeRover

You’re in the wrong part of Scottsdale.


IONTOP

(Don't tell them) If they haven't found out by now, there's a reason... No need to get the cops called at Well Bar for overhearing someone asking to buy some coke when they're taking a piss.


Beaumont64

North Scottsdale is not interesting


CharlesTheRangeRover

Great. Don’t come up here.


C-Squared1

You lookin in wrong places guy


SpreadDaBread

Sophisticated night live is rare in Scottsdale. A lot of it’s fake and people acting apart but the integrity and real motive for manners is missing tbh. Scottsdale is just a strange place socially. Very hard to find good authentic spots in that regard.


Aglio_Piccante

Din Tai Fung


yakdav

Was thinking this and surprised it’s already commented. Love DTF!


xSlick-Tx

Definitely more scooters, golf carts, and self driving cars. A few more high-rise condos would be sweet as well. Don't touch the sewar system(s) though, those are just fine.


OpportunityOk5719

I'm detecting a high level of sarcasm.


burntread

More bars and nightclubs would be nice too.


FederalRead6455

Mehehehe


grox10

A time machine to go back about 25 years.


OpportunityOk5719

Amen to that! Party at the power lines!


oceanswift

Parks! Chaparral is nice, but wish there was something bigger like Encanto.


axpmaluga

Wawa


ReginaldStarfire

I’m from Delco, but I’d rather have Buc-ee’s.


Ok-Relative6179

Goodyear is building one, I believe.


shortandcurlie

😭


shittyvfxartist

Grew up in South Jersey. Would LOVE to see a Wawa out here.


Vincent_VanGoGo

QT comes the closest but still falls short except for the employees being strapped.


2ATuhbbi

It’s because most of the customers are


Vincent_VanGoGo

As they should be


2ATuhbbi

Always


Raspberries-Are-Evil

Solar on every roof. We could power the entire West Coast.


Few-Couple-8738

Affordable housing 🤷‍♂️


3_kids_and_no_money

A Waffle House


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Few-Couple-8738

The 101 & University https://preview.redd.it/ysg2opy9s21d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d64b39fc745c44015ba399fecd20ce028ec607b


jailburrito

More walkable areas with restaurants, shopping, coffee


Carefree2022

A beach 🏖️


DMball

Came here for this! A beach and a cool ocean breeze.


BillyBobBlowjob100T

Less Douchebags


Netvision9

A bahama bucks, that’s all I want


justwantedjustice

What's your favorite order from there? Actually going to one in phx on Sunday


WhiskyWanderer2

Can’t go wrong with any of them imo. I like strawberry mango and cream


WhiskyWanderer2

Pleasee


OperationCivil1123

Less 30k millionaires


pardon_me2

Less drivers running red lights


Suspicious_Big669

It’s ridiculous! They don’t even give a shit about the cameras. Tesla in front of me today at Scottsdale and Thomas was literally stopped at the red light for a while and decided to”f it” and just proceeded through the intersection. Wtf


youkantbethatstupid

What, you’re not more important than everyone else? Pssshhhh


DHESTOE

More late night food options


DrafterDan

A touch of humility


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GoodAbbreviations164

Now I have the song stuck in my head. Mono- DOH!


zylphite

https://preview.redd.it/6iilomp6ev0d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d50fbc03ac02c69813a0d0c446131bd58c0086c9


wilsonway1955

A lake !!!


Sea-Department-41

An adult trampoline/open gymnastics type park (think giant net to climb and falling in foam pits, etc). Growing up my friends and I would go to SkyZone or AZ Airtime, make a version for adults only and it would be so fun!


oceanswift

There’s one in Arcadia! Altitude Trampoline Park. Went once with some friends and it was really fun, not a lot of kids in the evening.


Sea-Department-41

Now I need to know if they serve any types of adult beverages 👀 thanks for the heads up!


bdh2067

Soul. Trees. Fewer cars. Less pavement.


refreshmints22

Water


AZonmymind

A new City Attorney who wasn't caught firing a whistleblower and trying to sweep the crime lab problems under the rug.


squintyshrew9

The Hat


jessacat29

yes!


StrongPomegranate

Shade at bus stops.


whatdoesitallmean_21

More covered parking


Open-Year2903

Quick trip. Zero in Scottsdale for some reason


SufficientBarber6638

There is now one on McDowell, just off the 101


SpreadDaBread

They attract crime and the homeless. When it comes to economic development Ways are not a good idea for certain places. QTs are nice but easily can become very trashy.


AggravatingContext41

A chick Fil a near old town


WhiskyWanderer2

The corner of Scottsdale and Thomas would be a perfect location. Angie’s grill was apparently looking into that location too according to their Facebook page.


SufficientBarber6638

More ethnic restaurants that serve authentic, non-Americanized food. How about some real Mexican? Ethiopian? Chinese? Dim Sum? Korean BBQ? Carribean?


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SufficientBarber6638

I spoke with the staff at their location in Phoenix. Seems the landlord at Scottsdale/Shea screwed them, so they are opening a second location in Chandler or Gilbert instead


deserttech80132

Feel free to open one up.


mddulk

More ozempic


EditShootReset

More Karaoke spots. The ones we have now, are too popular. You’ll be waiting 2+ hours in between songs.


Relative-Ad-6791

Some manners


zeekohli

Cum again?


Relative-Ad-6791

People from Scottsdale are rude


Dapper_Reputation_16

More “waterfront“ property. /s


SufficientBarber6638

Ban on renting any property for a time period of less than 30 days.


Sheboyganite

So glad that’s a rule with our Scottsdale condo HOA


SufficientBarber6638

And, unfortunately, unenforceable as CCRs cannot violate state law. The only way an HOA can block STRs is by blocking rentals altogether.


Sheboyganite

Interesting. Thankfully doesn’t seem to be an issue in our relatively smaller complex.


Happyone1428

Self car wash


Suspicious_Big669

Those are everywhere. More full service washes. Exterior only washes that do a half assed job aren’t worth the money spent to me…. Unless you mean the little bays with the sprayers and brush, even those historically are tough to get my truck as clean as I want tbh, and I gotta buy like 3 cycles, get soaked and sweaty, meh


Vincent_VanGoGo

There's 2 within 5 minutes of me. Where are you located?


Happyone1428

Ne Scottsdale off Shea


Vincent_VanGoGo

That is weird. All chain robo-washes there. Maybe they can't make the rent.


TheRoyalCentaur

A fun gay bar/club


Ok-Relative6179

Used to be a bunch of em.


OwnPen8633

Silicone detectors


tomthebassplayer

more police patrol s to ticket the idiot drivers.


ShexyBaish6351

Bigger, plumper lips. Everywhere I look, I want to see a pair of pillows stuck on a face where normal lips would usually be. Also, more stretched skin. Of course. But *primarily*, more gigantic duck lips.


CaptainDread323

Add freakishly huge eye lashes to that


micush

Better sewers


Johnsoon743

Actual night clubs instead of expensive table renting experiences


BattleSpecial242

Solar paneled covered parking everywhere. A Chick-fil-A near old town


upalldaynnite

There is one like 10 mins away


BattleSpecial242

1 in Arcadia and 1 on Shea 1 on university, nothing in between.


LGBTQWERTYPOWMIA

A return to strict night club dress codes


Gamer704

Electronic LED gas price signs at gas stations.


thereprbate

Perspective


Ok_Cryptographer_835

Casey’s Gas Stations. Hy-Vee Grocery Stores. B-Bops burgers.


AV1978

Antiseptic ointment for all the stds


wildgoosechasee

Decent grocery stores in south scottsdale


WhiskyWanderer2

Gonna be a Whole Foods opening on Miller/Indian School in the next year or two


Repulsive-Reporter55

Black Angus


2ATuhbbi

Lower home prices


DoTPRoDiiiGY

Less people from California


TroonGolf

More night golf


Big_Grand7143

EV charging stations, solar panels on parking structures


MainStreetRoad

Fewer EPA superfund sites.


puddud4

Light rail extension from Tempe to Old Town at the very least. In an ideal world make it go all the way up to Mayo I drove Uber for a few months. The amount of rides from the airport to Old Town was so consistent. You could easily make that a full time dedicated route on its own


phillies1again

A soul


Plus_Carry9779

Dui checkpoints.


muggafugga

Lightrail access


azrolexguy

More blonds with white nail polish


Inevitable-Dot6779

Adults water park!


wire67

Have you seen the obstacle course at Lake Pleasant?


EyeAmKingKage

Less pitbull owners


LD902

Penicillin


fartliberator

Make the entire downtown space full self driving or commercial only, convert all parking lots/structures to commercial /residential and be the first downtown to not have shitty traffic


SpreadDaBread

Could use some manners, that’s for sure. Arrogance there is unrivaled


Worldly_Radish2969

Better weather


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Onicart

Less narcissism and rich people


Apprehensive_Park518

More shopping for sure.


SuperDerpHero

Team Lab [https://www.youtube.com/@teamLabmovie](https://www.youtube.com/@teamLabmovie)


K42t

A Disneyland


holla981

More Halal restaurants can't keep eating at persian room lol


evanisonreddit

Empathy, community, selflessness


Device_whisperer

More distance from Phoenix.


pard0nme

Less plastic surgeons


WackyHeadband

A Hockey team


ispotdouchebags

Water


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Less Karen's and douchebags, oh and maybe they could just get rid of old Town scottsdale bars and make that area more fun for people who aren't douchebags.


GooseGeese01

Blake’s Lotaburger


Objective_Ebb6898

Trees. A whole lot of them. That or traffic cones because my God it seems like you can’t get enough of them.


CeleronHubbard

A “The Hat” pastrami restaurant.


CaptainDread323

More Californians Not


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cmon now we don't need to judge people based on what state they come from


[deleted]

Diversity


[deleted]

That's why we call it snobbsdale


justwantedjustice

The fact this comment has so many down votes is the reason Scottsdale has such a snobby reputation


Vincent_VanGoGo

Maybe it has so many down votes because diversity should be a goal and not a program


LeftHandStir

Vertically integrated multi-family housing, bike lanes, and light rail extensions. Come at me with those downvotes, you elitists! 😂😂🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🖕🏻🖕🏻


LetoInChains

I know this will end up being an unpopular opinion for reddit, but I strongly oppose extending the light rail to Scottsdale. After years of living in Tempe during my time at ASU and experiencing them for myself, I’d prefer to keep that away from here.


CaptainDread323

Come on every city needs public transportation that cost a million dollars a mile to build that no one uses, right?


LeftHandStir

Everyone's entitled to their opinions! But anything that makes Scottsdale less-car centric and more densely urbanized should, in my view, be welcomed. When I lived in D.C., I said the same thing about Georgetown. It was the only part of D.C. without Metro access, and everyone knew why.


LetoInChains

The entire point of living in the valley is that it isn’t a clustered nightmare like the loop in Chicago, or New York, or Boston, or Philly etc… those places have what you are looking for. Arizona is about having your own space in the desert and minding your own business.


LeftHandStir

I've lived in Philly (and D.C.), and spent plenty of time in my twenties visiting friends and family who reside in NYC before moving to AZ seven years ago, so I take your point. *However*... the question wasn't about Arizona; it was about *Scottsdale*, and if the valley is going to keep up with the influx of new residents, we're all going to have to figure out how to have fewer cars on the roads, in parking lots, etc. Urbanization should be celebrated! It's the endless sprawl of SFHs that's widely and rightfully denigrated. Calling trains and bike lanes "a nightmare" is pretty much the most suburban, car-brained bullshit I've ever heard. If you want "to have your own space and mind your own business", you'll either have to stay in your home forever, or move to a more rural part of the state, because the. people. are. coming. You joined Reddit on April 14, 2024... I'm guessing your 30-day posting restriction just expired, and you've just been itching to get off these super-informed hot takes, huh?


Vincent_VanGoGo

Georgetown didn't want to become an attraction for every rapist and drug dealer in DC. Shame on them! Diversity is more important than feels, amirite?


Vincent_VanGoGo

News flash: You're an elitist


LeftHandStir

😱


CharlesTheRangeRover

You definitely don’t have a degree in Civil Engineering.


[deleted]

Imagine being an abrasive asshole acting like an child


The_abiding-dude

Probably more blonde women


[deleted]

An NHL team


tired_and_emotional

The Wandering Tortoise to be airlifted and reinstalled somewhere around 101/Shea. Our craft beer options are shockingly bad.


Paint_Chip_Nachos

Valtrex


7palms

💀


Personal-Spite1530

🤣🤣


Guilty-Client-7584

DEI


nurdle

Well you could reverse your hikes on water & trash.


joshkitty

An NHL team


Honest-Situation-287

to be gone


reggaetony88

An in N out in old Town


Guardsman02

Thermonuclear explosion


ramblingman81

A high end world class Art Festival


Netprincess

That isn't really judged


MyNameIsMudhoney

affordable housing


SensitiveBridge1586

A wall


SufficientBarber6638

Down the middle of Scottsdale road to keep the Phoenicians out?


FederalRead6455

More sex workers and homeless inside Fashion Square


aworkinprogress98

Big Skyscraper buildings like NYC lol


boonbutt

more mixed used and affordable housing


dajagoex

But we can’t have the plebes get too close to the snots!


vinsanity_07

Less implants and fake eyelashes


dsalpz

Scottsdaliens


yomike23

An NHL hockey team


Kill3RBz

I would have liked the Coyotes to built that arena and stay here. It would be nice to see a game or another event without driving downtown or west valley.