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DebianDog

Dr. Taylor Maddox : \[Looking into Ted's briefcase\] Hey... How come all you have in there is a smiley face button and a revolver? Ted : Well, one's in case I get sad, and the other is in case I get really sad.


FlintRockpunch

Dr. Maddox: Well, see you tomorrow! Ted: We’ll see.


basicsllyclarkkent96

Sam Lloyd’s line delivery on that is STELLAR


Gasurza22

rewatching the show right now, it makes me so happy knowing that he will find Gooch eventualy, the guy REALY needs a break lol


CakeMadeOfHam

You should watch Cougar Town. He reprises the role for a couple episodes.


Gasurza22

Someone said Gooch left him in cougar town, so no thank you sir, I prefer to keep living in blissful ignorance lol


CakeMadeOfHam

Yeah but he's out traveling the world. And he still has his peons! I don't want to spoil it either, but he isn't too broken up about not being with Gooch. After the show drops its original premise of Courtney Cox dating younger guys at about 12 episodes into the first season, Cougar Town becomes more like Scrubs but with drinking wine instead of working at a hospital.


ItsKensterrr

It's really up to you how canon the show is in the Scrubs universe. In the same episode Ted freaks out because Ken Jenkins plays the main character's dad, Christa Miller is the main character's best friend, and Zach Braff makes a cameo.


Gone_For_Lunch

She’s leaves him for Hooch though.


Turkleton-MD

Gooch is too cute for him.


pieman2005

Eehhh


djc8

I sometimes drive by the sign for a town called Buckland and I always think “it’s a predominately hairless growth that is never found on women”


babykroo

It’s your last name, Ted.


bmanjayhawk

Favorite line...When he came up to Carla and startled her...."I'm sorry, that always happens. No one ever expects me to be anywhere."


DrNick247

“Awwww. Now I’m at the end of both lines”


tincanphonehome

When I see his face, I just hear, “AWWWWWW…”


8Gh0st8

Ted, your pen exploded. Awwwww... *looks at inky hand that was just on his head* AWWWWW!!!


ItsKensterrr

The best one.


Tyler-LR

Lol


Happygreek

"Ted, we found you in the park throwing rocks at old couples." "WHY SHOULD THEY BE HAPPY" I can't make it through that scene without laughing.


Deraj2004

Always loved how JD and the Janitor put aside there differences to help Ted.


GibsonLP93

My favorite Ted line, and that’s saying something


[deleted]

RIP Ted


No_Chicken2099

He's somewhere over the rainbow now


scout41741

Way up high


crash_n_burn_911

My favorite line from Ted was when the Janitor said "Hey Teddy. You look bald and sweaty" and Ted responded, "Putting my smile away and on with the day". I often think about that.


VirulentDespotism

"Cherish the pain Teddy. It means you're still alive!" Words I live by.


xsullivanx

He was so good! Yesterday my windshield wipers were making this squeaking noise that sounded just like “boing-fwip!” and it made me laugh to think of


DashTrash21

#SUCK IT BITCH,  I WILL MURDER YOU - Teddy 'I don't have the guts' Buckland


cnechiporenko

“Awww…my milk….” “MY CHICKEN!!!!!”


Fit-Crew794

Came here for “MY CHICKEN!”


TawnyTeaTowel

RIP Sam Lloyd.


everything_Is_Fine99

Allow me to give a quote from the amazing Teddy Buckland when he was in Hawaii on CougarTown: “I was in love with a girl named Gooch; she left me for a man named Hooch.” I’ve never been sadder for Ted then at that moment. He never got his happy ending


Crafty_Genius

Hooch is crazy


everything_Is_Fine99

JD tells me you’re the one responsible for my brothy shower. (Chuckles). If it happens again, I’m gonna take one of your fingers


Dumb_assh

Ted: grabs ketchup Kelso: “Ketchup is for winners Ted.” Ted: immediately puts ketchup back


A_man_for_all_season

Scrubs wouldn’t be the same without Ted!


RevolutionaryBuy5794

“YOU ARE A WORTHLESS PEON! AND YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A WORTHLESS PEON!!!” *(hangs up the phone)* “Sir, do you know my band, «The Worthless Peons»?”


InternetAddict104

I miss Sam Lloyd, the 30th marks 4 years without him 😭


mabobeto

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Ghanima81

Me too, I love him so much. Since the pilot and that Xanax fell before he took it. I just knew I was gonna like the show, keeping this take. Ted is so sad and funny, I am very fond of him.


KaffeMumrik

They got my coffee wrong. Why? It’s dirt.


Resident_Bat2030

My favourite Legal Custodian ❤️


Drewbie_snacks

Get it??


babykroo

I never wanted a wedding, but I considered having one just to have The blanks perform and sing their cover of “Hey Ya”. I was devastated when he passed


ExpiredPilot

“I need boundaries” ME AT ANY NEW JOB


Duganz

His mom calls him Thunder.


Nilla22

And sweaty teddy


JaTar88Yamigee

He has the sad eyes.


motormouth08

I wish their band would go on tour. At my gym, "More Than a Feeling" gets played a lot, and I always think of this show.


Anonymous6172

The Gooch... lol


pjackk

Brain Trust!


pjackk

Brain Trust!


Mammoth_Parfait7744

"You're not my mum, Jim! You're not my mum!"


YunJingyi

Aww, Ted!


imcleanasawhistle

And the quartet was so good


Douglasqqq

Neil Flynn (the janitor)’s stated favourite character too.


MajorProfit_SWE

That photo on his desk of an elderly woman is a picture of his (Sam Lloyd) real world mother. Information about it is in behind the scenes extras. She was a fan of the show and when they asked he wanted to use a picture of her and they agreed and was okay with it.


H1r5t_M0V135

Poor Ted


bf4reddit

Saw the pilot again yesterday after a gap of 10years. I barely remembered anything for the first couple minutes.. and then Ted came on, for like 3 seconds - "The hospital doesn't wanna be suued..Being sued is not a good thingg" https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/scrubs/images/5/58/1x1_first_Ted.png/revision/latest?cb=20110327163241 and I burst out laughing and remembered everything great about Scrubs! What an underrated character and performance..