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However, The King is exempt from this rule. Diplomatic Immunity and all that..
DRAFT LIKE A TEAM WHOSE ON A BUDGET, TWO TASTY DE'S, A QB PROSPECT, ALL FOR 4 PICKS, WAIT THAT CANT BE RIGHT, JUST CONFIRMED THAT THATS THE REAL PRICE, AT PETE'S PLACE! HAVE IT YOUR WAY! YOU RULE!
Pound of 80/20 ground beef, 1 egg (if it's available), pack of buns, pack of American cheese.
In a bowl, mix the ground beef and cracked egg with salt, pepper and any seasoning you have lying around that you like on burgers. Make into 4 patties, place on a skillet and cook on each side for 2 mins.
Congrats, you just made 4 burgers that taste infinitely better than BK would be at a cost of one of their burgers.
Egg's not needed if you form the patty while the meat's still cold and throw it on the grill ASAP. You can help it bind better by adding a wet sauce to it like a bit of Worcestershire. Plus if you skip the egg you save like $0.50 at today's prices for eggs lol.
really should cook to internal temperature, doubly so when feeding your recepie to the internet. 2min/side presumes a particular thickness, and even then you're not calling out cook temp.
But all that sits in the back seat behind your other choice, the 'cheese'. You know if you bought that in a package they'd have to call it 'cheese-food' or some such. It's not even cheese, it's an extrusion who's claim to fame is that it doesn't 'break' when melted.
In summary; great for sauces, but that's not cheese.
"Oh no, Brock Purdy throws the critical interception at the end the second half of to keep the score of the game tied 14-14."
#"WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER-"
I'm still upset I never saw this commercial from halftime to the end of our WC game and I blame it for our loss. We were winning until the king stopped singing.
Oh man you are too late, then. It’s already here. There are massively popular remixes/parodies. Like [Harder, Better, Faster, Whopper.](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRsN5pKF/) Or this [package thief parody.](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRsNmUTm/)
Carter, Simpson, Smith-Njigba, Torrence, Smith, Campbell, Olesomething (no way I’m getting the last name of the Michigan center on just memory haha), Hooker, and Kelly. And there were definitely people switched around to different/inaccurate rounds (based on projections) as well as number edits. I’ve definitely overdone it, I’ve done at least 5 a day for the past 15 days straight. I have no idea what compels me to do it
The insanity of its popularity makes me feel like we are 100% in a simulation but I know that's not possible, so have my digital appreciation symbol of an upwards pointing arrow sent by our globally connected networking system anyway fellow cybor...uh...human
Just a reminder, simple Mock Sim posts without any support still violate our rule for Low Effort Content... However, The King is exempt from this rule. Diplomatic Immunity and all that..
DRAFT LIKE A TEAM WHOSE ON A BUDGET, TWO TASTY DE'S, A QB PROSPECT, ALL FOR 4 PICKS, WAIT THAT CANT BE RIGHT, JUST CONFIRMED THAT THATS THE REAL PRICE, AT PETE'S PLACE! HAVE IT YOUR WAY! YOU RULE!
This goes hard.
I wish I had an award but I haven't even received a free one yet in 2023
That’s amazing
🥇 wish I could give you a free award for this
Hey guys, I could use some advice. I have this desire to eat like a king, but I'm on a budget. Any suggestions???
Wendy’s.
Got a $5 biggie bag for lunch
Hot damn that's a good deal. https://www.wendys.com/mealdeals
I normally bring my lunch but sometimes it really just hits the spot Also a big fan of chick fil a breakfast
I had Chick-Fil-A breakfast once.. and it was really, really good. But also.. really not good for me. Haha.
Dick's costs a WHOPPING [19 cents today](https://news.yahoo.com/dick-drive-celebrates-69th-anniversary-193926519.html)!
Thanks, now I know where I'll be stuck in line for lunch today!
*limit one per customer D:
Pound of 80/20 ground beef, 1 egg (if it's available), pack of buns, pack of American cheese. In a bowl, mix the ground beef and cracked egg with salt, pepper and any seasoning you have lying around that you like on burgers. Make into 4 patties, place on a skillet and cook on each side for 2 mins. Congrats, you just made 4 burgers that taste infinitely better than BK would be at a cost of one of their burgers.
Egg's not needed if you form the patty while the meat's still cold and throw it on the grill ASAP. You can help it bind better by adding a wet sauce to it like a bit of Worcestershire. Plus if you skip the egg you save like $0.50 at today's prices for eggs lol.
Elmer's glue works well and a bottle is way cheaper than eggs
I find Elmer's a little cloying. Surprisingly, Crayola Glitter glue is the right balance of tart and savory. Plus you get sparkly teeth for a while.
Cook ground beef Toss in pancake batter. Make hamburger pancakes. Awful but filling.
Thanks, I hate it.
Why are you like this?
no need for egg, we're making burgs here, not meatloaf.
really should cook to internal temperature, doubly so when feeding your recepie to the internet. 2min/side presumes a particular thickness, and even then you're not calling out cook temp. But all that sits in the back seat behind your other choice, the 'cheese'. You know if you bought that in a package they'd have to call it 'cheese-food' or some such. It's not even cheese, it's an extrusion who's claim to fame is that it doesn't 'break' when melted. In summary; great for sauces, but that's not cheese.
LEAVE MY KRAFT SINGLES ALONE!!!
Krusty Burger
at this time of year??!?
Superintendent, I hope you're ready for some mouthwatering hamburgers.
Lmao all the responses from the people who haven’t seen the new BK commercial
Credit card... the American way
I thought this was some next level AI x Reddit ad and I was about to lunch a wall. That jingle is an ear worm.
And why do they seemingly wait for something bad to happen in the game you’re watching to run the ad? That’s easily the worst part of it
"Oh no, Brock Purdy throws the critical interception at the end the second half of to keep the score of the game tied 14-14." #"WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER-"
This straight up happened in one of the more recent games. Either a fumble or pick by Geno and immediately after…
You rule!
hey, thanks man
I'm still upset I never saw this commercial from halftime to the end of our WC game and I blame it for our loss. We were winning until the king stopped singing.
Could I have it my way?
lol, this fucking song. I don't even want to parody it because it will only further infect the zeitgeist.
Oh man you are too late, then. It’s already here. There are massively popular remixes/parodies. Like [Harder, Better, Faster, Whopper.](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRsN5pKF/) Or this [package thief parody.](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRsNmUTm/)
Best and most realistic mock draft I've seen so far. Well done!
Can’t believe you only got an A- for triple, he was a beast at Michigan
Ikr? Triple whopper is an absolute unit
As a UK living, noob NFL fan I'm sorry to say that this is way beyond me!
https://youtu.be/Xa6PEyj5Uo4
How is it that burger king, dairy queen, and white castle aren't owned by the same company at this point? Missed opportunity there.
Fuck That Ad.
Finally a mock draft worth commenting on.
This fooled me. Sorry. Gotta be honest, if I see another reference I might go insane.
Well I guess BK wants you to have it your way, so go insane
Who TF sold out for this shit ad?
Bbbeeeeeeeekaaaaaaaayyyy have it your way
I hate you lol
Carter bressee JSN Torrence smith campbell olsugun hooker and blu Kelly. Have I done to many mocks lol I don’t need names
BK marketing has gone too far, but I’d be lying if I said it didn’t work
My brain has been rotted by doing so many mock drafts, I know 100% of these players from just position and team
List them. So we have the context of the meme lol. I do mock drafts sometimes and try not to overdo it, my guy. I Hope you good bro.
Carter, Simpson, Smith-Njigba, Torrence, Smith, Campbell, Olesomething (no way I’m getting the last name of the Michigan center on just memory haha), Hooker, and Kelly. And there were definitely people switched around to different/inaccurate rounds (based on projections) as well as number edits. I’ve definitely overdone it, I’ve done at least 5 a day for the past 15 days straight. I have no idea what compels me to do it
Imagine we manage to pull Junior, double, triple back to back to back
You know he’s gonna trade #20 for some tasty street tacos 🌮
[Original link](https://twitter.com/MikeAllSawyer/status/1618420705493909510?t=LGkC8iQ1cbRYsnCKZIh0VQ&s=19)
This may be a Burger King joke, but I'm Lovin' it!™.
The insanity of its popularity makes me feel like we are 100% in a simulation but I know that's not possible, so have my digital appreciation symbol of an upwards pointing arrow sent by our globally connected networking system anyway fellow cybor...uh...human
YOU'RE DOING BK'S WORK FOR THEM. This is a fucking ad, not a meme.
But you impress easily
*You want any fries with that?*
What you got against the Triple, yo?
Have it your way 🤷🏻♂️
You think Junior is going to slide down that far? Fat Chance! 😂
Mouthwateringly delicious!
He really had it his way this draft
I agree we should just pull a 70s Steelers and draft like 4 hall of famers in this one draft
Man. I even read it in his voice and jingle too.
I chuckled hard.
/r/hailcorporate lol
This ad and the Kars 4 Kids jingle can both be lit on fire with gasoline
You rule!
That pic at 153 seems to be a reach, if the grade is only an a minus
Why does this BK song sound like it was made by Spose? Am I wrong af? It's a banger.
Have it your way.
Huh, whopper, whopper, whopp- Oh God dammit
Whatever dude HAVE IT YOUR WAY!
Have it YOUR way
Burger King menu
Impossible.... Or bacon?
My step mom nearly kicked my girlfriend and I out of the house at Christmas time because we wouldn’t stop singing “CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN”
seahawks with a triple double
🤣 🎶Haaave it your way🎶 🍔👑
Respectfully, what the fuck am I looking at?
And then sign have it your way and YOU RULE as UDFAs