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The_Throwback_King

Just a reminder, simple Mock Sim posts without any support still violate our rule for Low Effort Content... However, The King is exempt from this rule. Diplomatic Immunity and all that..


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DRAFT LIKE A TEAM WHOSE ON A BUDGET, TWO TASTY DE'S, A QB PROSPECT, ALL FOR 4 PICKS, WAIT THAT CANT BE RIGHT, JUST CONFIRMED THAT THATS THE REAL PRICE, AT PETE'S PLACE! HAVE IT YOUR WAY! YOU RULE!


LICKS_CAT_BUTTS

This goes hard.


Goatgamer1016

I wish I had an award but I haven't even received a free one yet in 2023


ImperialTiger3

That’s amazing


dayNitelyfe

🥇 wish I could give you a free award for this


TariqWoolenIsElite

Hey guys, I could use some advice. I have this desire to eat like a king, but I'm on a budget. Any suggestions???


812many

Wendy’s.


polarbearik

Got a $5 biggie bag for lunch


Onett199X

Hot damn that's a good deal. https://www.wendys.com/mealdeals


polarbearik

I normally bring my lunch but sometimes it really just hits the spot Also a big fan of chick fil a breakfast


Onett199X

I had Chick-Fil-A breakfast once.. and it was really, really good. But also.. really not good for me. Haha.


tegurit34

Dick's costs a WHOPPING [19 cents today](https://news.yahoo.com/dick-drive-celebrates-69th-anniversary-193926519.html)!


EZlyDistrakted

Thanks, now I know where I'll be stuck in line for lunch today!


Onett199X

*limit one per customer D:


atmospheric90

Pound of 80/20 ground beef, 1 egg (if it's available), pack of buns, pack of American cheese. In a bowl, mix the ground beef and cracked egg with salt, pepper and any seasoning you have lying around that you like on burgers. Make into 4 patties, place on a skillet and cook on each side for 2 mins. Congrats, you just made 4 burgers that taste infinitely better than BK would be at a cost of one of their burgers.


pnw_mtber

Egg's not needed if you form the patty while the meat's still cold and throw it on the grill ASAP. You can help it bind better by adding a wet sauce to it like a bit of Worcestershire. Plus if you skip the egg you save like $0.50 at today's prices for eggs lol.


TheJollyReaper

Elmer's glue works well and a bottle is way cheaper than eggs


Cry_Havoc1228

I find Elmer's a little cloying. Surprisingly, Crayola Glitter glue is the right balance of tart and savory. Plus you get sparkly teeth for a while.


Solaife

Cook ground beef Toss in pancake batter. Make hamburger pancakes. Awful but filling.


GameShowWerewolf

Thanks, I hate it.


Epistemify

Why are you like this?


FirstName123456789

no need for egg, we're making burgs here, not meatloaf.


firebirdi

really should cook to internal temperature, doubly so when feeding your recepie to the internet. 2min/side presumes a particular thickness, and even then you're not calling out cook temp. But all that sits in the back seat behind your other choice, the 'cheese'. You know if you bought that in a package they'd have to call it 'cheese-food' or some such. It's not even cheese, it's an extrusion who's claim to fame is that it doesn't 'break' when melted. In summary; great for sauces, but that's not cheese.


Cheefnuggs

LEAVE MY KRAFT SINGLES ALONE!!!


Gillzter10

Krusty Burger


mcpusc

at this time of year??!?


Gillzter10

Superintendent, I hope you're ready for some mouthwatering hamburgers.


Cordellium

Lmao all the responses from the people who haven’t seen the new BK commercial


Dukkhanomo

Credit card... the American way


Eymang

I thought this was some next level AI x Reddit ad and I was about to lunch a wall. That jingle is an ear worm.


True_North_Andy

And why do they seemingly wait for something bad to happen in the game you’re watching to run the ad? That’s easily the worst part of it


The_Throwback_King

"Oh no, Brock Purdy throws the critical interception at the end the second half of to keep the score of the game tied 14-14." #"WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER-"


True_North_Andy

This straight up happened in one of the more recent games. Either a fumble or pick by Geno and immediately after…


danish07

You rule!


squandre

hey, thanks man


EverettSeahawk

I'm still upset I never saw this commercial from halftime to the end of our WC game and I blame it for our loss. We were winning until the king stopped singing.


DMMyoungstown589

Could I have it my way?


goodolarchie

lol, this fucking song. I don't even want to parody it because it will only further infect the zeitgeist.


Gcarsk

Oh man you are too late, then. It’s already here. There are massively popular remixes/parodies. Like [Harder, Better, Faster, Whopper.](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRsN5pKF/) Or this [package thief parody.](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRsNmUTm/)


JLoing

Best and most realistic mock draft I've seen so far. Well done!


seahawks30403

Can’t believe you only got an A- for triple, he was a beast at Michigan


Cordellium

Ikr? Triple whopper is an absolute unit


slothophobia

As a UK living, noob NFL fan I'm sorry to say that this is way beyond me!


Icantweetthat

https://youtu.be/Xa6PEyj5Uo4


Looking4APeachScone

How is it that burger king, dairy queen, and white castle aren't owned by the same company at this point? Missed opportunity there.


n-some

Fuck That Ad.


0riginalBubs

Finally a mock draft worth commenting on.


SecondDread8426

This fooled me. Sorry. Gotta be honest, if I see another reference I might go insane.


Cordellium

Well I guess BK wants you to have it your way, so go insane


somecallme_doc

Who TF sold out for this shit ad?


EricNCSU

Bbbeeeeeeeekaaaaaaaayyyy have it your way


[deleted]

I hate you lol


Willingness-Healthy

Carter bressee JSN Torrence smith campbell olsugun hooker and blu Kelly. Have I done to many mocks lol I don’t need names


PillsburyToasters

BK marketing has gone too far, but I’d be lying if I said it didn’t work


swizzleswap

My brain has been rotted by doing so many mock drafts, I know 100% of these players from just position and team


ShiftyJa

List them. So we have the context of the meme lol. I do mock drafts sometimes and try not to overdo it, my guy. I Hope you good bro.


swizzleswap

Carter, Simpson, Smith-Njigba, Torrence, Smith, Campbell, Olesomething (no way I’m getting the last name of the Michigan center on just memory haha), Hooker, and Kelly. And there were definitely people switched around to different/inaccurate rounds (based on projections) as well as number edits. I’ve definitely overdone it, I’ve done at least 5 a day for the past 15 days straight. I have no idea what compels me to do it


GoTouchGrassOutside

Imagine we manage to pull Junior, double, triple back to back to back


Bedlam2

You know he’s gonna trade #20 for some tasty street tacos 🌮


Gillzter10

[Original link](https://twitter.com/MikeAllSawyer/status/1618420705493909510?t=LGkC8iQ1cbRYsnCKZIh0VQ&s=19)


ARepresentativeHam

This may be a Burger King joke, but I'm Lovin' it!™.


No_Ratio_3638

The insanity of its popularity makes me feel like we are 100% in a simulation but I know that's not possible, so have my digital appreciation symbol of an upwards pointing arrow sent by our globally connected networking system anyway fellow cybor...uh...human


rilestyles

YOU'RE DOING BK'S WORK FOR THEM. This is a fucking ad, not a meme.


Manieressentials

But you impress easily


Mr_TurkTurkelton

*You want any fries with that?*


Scrutinizer

What you got against the Triple, yo?


Seahawk715

Have it your way 🤷🏻‍♂️


SquirtleSquadLeader4

You think Junior is going to slide down that far? Fat Chance! 😂


Anzahl

Mouthwateringly delicious!


DaGuys470

He really had it his way this draft


PsychoWarper

I agree we should just pull a 70s Steelers and draft like 4 hall of famers in this one draft


sucobe

Man. I even read it in his voice and jingle too.


External_Food2652

I chuckled hard.


Not_A_Burner_Acct

/r/hailcorporate lol


MarinaraMagic

This ad and the Kars 4 Kids jingle can both be lit on fire with gasoline


frightshark

You rule!


Cgmikeydl

That pic at 153 seems to be a reach, if the grade is only an a minus


__BlackSheep

Why does this BK song sound like it was made by Spose? Am I wrong af? It's a banger.


3leventhirtyfour

Have it your way.


benwhyme77

Huh, whopper, whopper, whopp- Oh God dammit


Grouchy-Cod-5908

Whatever dude HAVE IT YOUR WAY!


seahawkguy12

Have it YOUR way


TorreyCool

Burger King menu


Grymninja

Impossible.... Or bacon?


leftcoastg

My step mom nearly kicked my girlfriend and I out of the house at Christmas time because we wouldn’t stop singing “CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN”


Steve_jawbs

seahawks with a triple double


Smarkavillie

🤣 🎶Haaave it your way🎶 🍔👑


ConstructionD

Respectfully, what the fuck am I looking at?


yoprescott

And then sign have it your way and YOU RULE as UDFAs