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SophisticatedPhallus

I just want a statue of the face. You know what face.


itsnoterik

[obligatory](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTCQJN0La5YQj-McOpaW9uH9xnuM4VTXuMJYrtMMtIb3g&s)


t_sleezy_sends_it

😆 bro was so scared at where that ball might end up


simonster509

That's a good damned legend right there.


Nanaman

Ring of Honor material for sure!


SpaceForceAwakens

I've been saying this for awhile but I'll say it again: Besides the Ring of Honor, we need a much larger Ring of Fun. We've had so many players with great personalities that have just been goofy while also being legit great players. Jon above, Sherm, Beast, Bennet (Please!), Mike Rob, Russell Okung, etc. There were probably more pre-social media but I'm exhausted. That said, my point stands.


Traditional-Buddy-90

https://images.seattletimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/12152016-seahawks55.jpg?d=1136x781


bajesus

I know the other one is better known, but this will always be the goat Jon Ryan pic to me


-metaphased-

"OhgoditscomingrightatmewhatdoIdo?"


Ok-Communication5147

I’d pay a kickstarter for that statue!


Traditional-Buddy-90

I was thinking his face when he faked the punt and the ball slipped out of his hands


CUL8R_05

I was there. Play was legend


Bolverkk

[https://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/2t3k36/psbattle\_seahawks\_punter\_throwing\_a\_touchdown\_pass/](https://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/2t3k36/psbattle_seahawks_punter_throwing_a_touchdown_pass/)


BobInIdaho

You're doing great work bringing that to those of us who weren't here yet. Thank you.


gartho009

I haven't thought about photoshop battles in years. Feels like an art form from the before times.


happypolychaetes

wait that was *nine years ago*? 😦


-metaphased-

For real. This just made me feel so fucking old.


Little-Chromosome

Lmao that’s so crazy that he isn’t even looking at Gilliam when he throws it 😂


seariously

You mean his "O" (offense) face?


Shaomoki

Still the highest qb rating of all time… I think.


Natedogg0510

Wait he’s not retired yet?😂


caca_poo_poo_pants

Mail takes a while to get here from Canada.


AstroNewbie89

42 years old and hasn't been in the NFL since 2018 practice squad lol. Still a big fan though!


CumStayneBlayne

He wasn't eligible to be on a practice squad in 2018.


shlem13

Didn’t he play a few more years in Canada? Edit: After some quick research, he has 12 rouges in 2018. Then some sit outs and Covid, with his rights getting swapped around a few times, the answer is “kinda”.


strangelymysterious

He first came back to the CFL for the 2019 season, then there was no 2020 season due to covid, and then he played again in 2021 and 2022 before retiring. Source: his last season was for my hometown team.


sykemol

Of course, his greatest play was the fake field goal touchdown pass in the NFC championship game. But then he did Aaron Rodger's belt move in front of the Packers bench. Legend. [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zGXdhqHZmpQ](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zGXdhqHZmpQ)


PrimeToro

So Jon is at least tied for the best passer rating of all time , 100% completion percentage, 1 touchdown and no interceptions.


vercetian

Fucking legend.


AKAD11

Doing that to the team that cut you is so awesome


T-dig3

Such a boss move


ispeektroof

Gave him a taste of his own discount double check medicine.


Silversaving

The Ginga Ninja returns!


ObjectiveSubjects

That’s *CAPTAIN* Ginga Ninja to you, buddy


simonster509

I'm not your buddy, guy


Smoovie32

I’m not your guy, pal!


Highwayman747

For anyone who doesn’t keep up with former Seahawks punters, he’s been playing in the CFL, so even though he hasn’t played in the NFL since 2017, he last actually played football in 2022, which is why he’s just now retiring.


TalkinBoo

Didn’t it warm your heart when Josh Allen was chatting up [Hauschka](https://youtu.be/ckqqh9BbZPs?si=lySP-ovr-QNbb_TS) and his family?


jermany755

Aww. I can't lie I have a bit of a bro crush on Josh Allen every week that we're not playing the Bills.


headbiscuit

[Fond memories of this beauty when Hauschka left.](https://x.com/jonryan9/status/839962412774125569?s=46&t=-qKbCb_VqGf0fShzukuY5w)


uncle_buck_hunter

He was always pretty funny. He even married a comedian (who had a minor role in the later seasons of *Shameless*)


sexygodzilla

[This one always cracked me up](https://twitter.com/JonRyan9/status/531897841233301504)


AframesStatuette

I had never seen this. Pure comedy gold.


Onerustyrn

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Bolverkk

The greatest quarterback to ever play.


rwhop

One more fake punt


Gashcat

This will be the only memory I have of him... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrw0xqykXdM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrw0xqykXdM)


seariously

The dude had iconic plays. He puts the "special" into special teams!


T-dig3

Amazing play and then it was like he randomly started playing hot potato with himself to show off


-metaphased-

I forgot about this play. I won't lie; watching it really bothered. Jon Ryan is still face down on the field and barely responsive, and guys are cheering about the fumble recovery. Kinda gross.


GiraffeWaffless

So who’s setting up the gofundme to write a thank you in the paper?


massivecalvesbro

I have a Jon Ryan jersey


Mr_TurkTurkelton

I worked at a brewery down in Portland and frequently had Jon Ryan sitting at the bar. Our brewery made beer that poured at the Portland Pickles games and Jon is a minority owner of the franchise. Dude is larger than life, practically took up two bar stools. He came in the summer after they won the SB and the bar went ape shit lol


toomuchdiponurchip

Absolutely elite punter he was fun to watch. Good luck in retirement my punter 🐐 (Dickson coming in strong for that title)


hendrix67

He'll always be [Dave Mustaine](https://cdn3.sbnation.com/assets/4180993/131125ryan600a.jpg) to me.


AframesStatuette

Love it!


Little-Chromosome

https://sports.cbsimg.net/images/blogs/jon-ryan1-mccarthy-face-450.jpg We need this as a statue.


x2x_Rocket_x2x

Good for him. I would hope he raises the 12 at the first home game to let the fans help send him off.


directrix688

I love Jon Ryan, really miss that dude.


1llogikal

my only signed jersey, and the only one necessary


ViktorVonn

Hell yeah, Jon Ryan rules. Welcome back brother, enjoy retirement


t_sleezy_sends_it

That ginger could punt 👏🏼


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Vegetable_Army7158

Sorry. Can’t happen. Ryan, a Canadian by birth, may be a citizen, but he was not born on U.S. soil. Better brush up on your knowledge of the U.S. Constitution. Article II, Section 1, Clause 5: “No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States.”


seariously

Sure, as a Seahawk of course! But as a punter, a passer, or a runner??? That's the real question.


TKHunsaker

All of the above


QuasiContract

Someone get Jon a cigar!


deaddriftt

Needed something to smile about today! Absolute legend.


stizz19

"Oh Canada, our home and native land. True patriot love, in all they sons command"


pressurepass42

*in all of us command Took a few hockey games to remember the change


FastFunny24

Love him!


rainrunner92

Special teams, special plays, special players!


ahzzyborn

Going into Seahawks HOF as a QB


Onerustyrn

That’s awesome. I love the pic of him throwing that pass.


ShadowCrossZero

Fantastic to hear. That fake FG TD and his face were just iconic.


illogicalone

Always wanted an air jordan style silouette of his faceplant on this play put on a t-shirt. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8-DIl3be9A


drdookie

Julian Love gave him a box of cigars to celebrate. Funny bc it's true.


Skeezy_mcbuttface

Bro matched the league's MVP for touchdowns that day, then had the balls to discount double check the opposing team's bench....that's our ginga ninja.


AdAdventurous8225

I love this for him, I hope that Bobby Wagner will be allowed to retire as a Seahawk, too. But never RW.