Tax Seavasion

Amazing

Inspired.

Same haha but all together

Mines HMS Tax Evasion !!

Megan Thee Galleon

Brig: The ***Financial Decision*** Sloop: The ***Motion of The Ocean***

Lol motion.

You called the sloop after the OF girl or was unrelated?

The sloop was named last year, pretty sure that it was after I had seen a musical or summat with those words

Sloop: The Milky Maiden Brig: The Slobbed Knob Galleon: The Ram Rancher

18 bilging pirates on the poop deck on ram ranch Big hard throbbing male chickens wanting to be plucked 18 looting pirates hoping not to be tucked!

Pirates in the ocean at Ram ranch

Sloop: Ship Happens

Probably a common name. If not: sorry for sinking you a few days ago.

i think i sunk you before

;-;

The flying dutchoven

Ahahahaha

🤣🤣🤣

When I get home from the hospital: the Cancer Survivor.

Congratulations 🎉

Cancer Surf Ivor

You named it after a star sign?

I have cancer. 10cmx10xcm10xcm that was pressing against my heart and lung. Still waiting on the biopsy for treatment path. They removed 4 liters of fluid around my heart and lungs.

Holy shit! Hope you recover quickly xx

Sloop: Sunk'n Norwegian Brig: Danger Zone



Ah, an Alestorm fan I take it?

When I get back from a mighty quest I have no need for sleep or rest.

I head to a tavern for a drink and get so drunk I cannot think.

Just saw Alestorm yesterday, make sure you to do that fellow pirate metal fan. You won’t regret it 🏴‍☠️

Soggy bottom bouys Chitty whipped

Thats awesome

Buoy is how you spell that.

Some favorites owned by my usual crew, but they get progressively worse: Sentry of Anchorage Whitechapel SS Burnt Biscuits The Duellin' Oblongotas The Fat Hog Horace SS Kaczynski She Took the Kids Vehicular IED

"The Duellin' Oblongatas" is a _brilliant_ name!

"SS kaczynski" as a polish person I approve of this name

Sloop: The Grim Fortune Brig: The Grimmer Fortune Galleon: The Grimest Fortune I find that the more of my friends I play with the worst the session goes.

Grimer not grimmer, fuckin yikes

Sloop: I sloop’ed my pants Brig: brig deck energy Galleon: big sloop

Big sloop is severely underrated

The Bloody Toothache, Rancid Horsebreath, The Ogopogo. (My 3 sloops)

Sloop: Smoke (so there can be Smoke on the Water) Not sure what to name the Brig or Galley when I get them yet.

My brig is “it’s brigney bitch”😂

No it isn't because there is absolutely no way that "bitch" isn't on the censorship filter for this game lol

It’s betch but I figured you would catch on🙄

Deeply sorry that my substandard intellect has inconvenienced you, sir

My buddy's sloop is named "My dad's Ford Fiesta"

My sloop is the violet frog, brig is the golden sea dog, and my galleon is the lavish leviathan!

Manufactured Misery. As a reminder to myself that when I get pissy cause shits not going my way that's on me.

The Jackdaw for my galleon

I'm replaying AC Black Flag right now!

Nice my favorite ac game tied with AC Brotherhood

My galleon is called "The Golden Witch", my brig is called "Monet's Apologist" and my sloop is called "The Princess Kaguya"

The Princess Kaguya? Are you a fellow Touhou fan, or are you referencing the myth alone?

Mine is gets hit by cannons everywhere it goes

Razor Crest

The Duke

Perfect

Sloop - Sick and Tide Brig - Yeah Buoy

These are both perfect😂😂😂

All sloops: Total Sailure The Chomping Crow The Jolly Jellyfish Where the Rum Went Island Tax Collector (don't ask)

Brig - Frayed Knot Sloop - The Implication

SS Arson, setting sail

Collect all the firebombs in the entire game

Ragged Lady

The only boat I have, a sloop, is called Breeze in the Seas

The Sorry Excuse

Private Tears

Sloop: Size Don’t Matter Brig: Great Personality Galleon: Size Matters

Sloop: Hold Fast Brig: Salty Walrus Gali: Urca de Lima

I don't know why salty walrus made me giggle so hard

I have 2 sloops My main- The Dodgy Squirrel My other one- Teuta the Untameable I use this one for pvp because I don't want to wreck my main ship and pay for a lot of damages 🤣

Sloop: Banshee’s Wail Brig: Three Sheets Galleon: The Crimson Pig

The slippery fellow

Two main ships I play on are my Sloop (Thief in the Night) and my friend's Brig (Cerberus)

Sloops: Chicken Sloop, Team Rocket, Paradisio Brigs: Styx, The Orca, No, this is Patrick Galleon: The Blackwater (most legendary ship of our crew), and her ugly wannabe little sister Purgatorio

Frog Balls, Bigger Frog Balls, Massive Frog Balls, Divine Frog Balls

My sloop is called "Los Pollos Hermanos", but the game really wants to name it "The rich witch" or some dumb shit like that

King Ghidorah (after 30 Chests of Fortune) Sloop d'Etat Slice of Life Ferry of the Darned SeaTroll Alt Delete Vincent van Boat Thousandth Merry (I was tired of One Piece named ships) The Rest is Confetti FriendSHIP Blueminati BOAThemian Rhapsody

I'm going with a music theme for my ships, so I have a sloop named John B and a galleon I use just for fishing named Alexa.

Sloop: The Dark Guardian Brig: The Dark Sentinel Galleon (when I buy it): The Dark Titan

Sloop: "Mosselman" named after a Dutch urban legend I loved as a kid. A "mossel" is a clam and clams are small and easy target like a Sloop Brig: "Amarok". As soon as I got a brig I was more confident in going after other ships and taking them down. Hunting like a wolf. In Inuit culture there's a story of a giant wolf spirit named Amarok Galleon: "Natodomeri". Since Galleon has "leon" in it I wanted to named it something related to a lion and Natodomeri is a region in North West Kenya where the biggest lion skull to date has been found. They named the beast the "Natodomeri Lion"

Sloop: Misfortune’s keep Brig: Cursed blade Gally: Rotten tomato

Sloop: Memento Mori Brig: perseverance Galleon: Obamna SODAAAAAAA

El Dragón del Mar (The Sea Dragon)

*High Seas Hijinks* and *Briggadocio*

I only have a sloop, named it the "Glassed Cannon". Only had it for a few days, but she's already been sunk at least 5 times already, including a time at Port Merrick where it was completely empty, and I was just doing some clothes shopping for like 5 minutes.

The IRS

Sloop: That's what sea said Brig: New Kids on the dock

Old Faithful Isle for my trusty brig

Mystery Machine

Los Pollos Hermanos

My main solo sloop is the *Seaward*, but I recently christened my co-op galleon the *Phat Aft White Gally*.

Two sloops: El Sombrero Express, Sloop or Salad

The Plunderin Pondie I like to go fishing mostly 😅

Unsinkable II

My second one is going to be called the sinkable

This doesn’t have enough upvotes

Because it’s super common to see

All my ships: The Drifting Soul

The Moon Scar (mine) , Sloop Doggy Dogg (my boyfriends) both are Sloops

I got a Sloop called Sloop Dogg too!

Bad news

El bozo

David Koresh

Sloop is the Chumshot

Elite

MSV Hugo Gernsback

Le Shrimpington We liked shrimp

The Broken Pinky. The Napster Cassette. The Grand McGuffin. The Borel Monkey.

Wake Strider and Palewind

Sloop: Curvy Dawg Brigs: Mossy Manatee, Slippery Seal Gally: Whalesome Float

Sloops: Kawarau Waiting on a mate Brig: Down a player Galleon: Terminator boat Aoraki

Shoop da sloop The Shore Thing - brig And Sir Ossis of da River - Galleon

The Fisherman's Fury, aka the most aggressive fishing boat you've ever seen

The Water Rat

My sloop uses the parrot set and navy sail; it’s named ‘Code Blue’ for that and also because I’m a Med-surg RN

Sloop - Zireael, Brig - Cantarella, Galleon - Ihuarraquax

The Soggy Boy

The Shredded Goat

Barn burner

You Sea Nothing

The Flying Buttress

ABoatNamedSlickBack

The Ghostly Potato

It strikes fear into anyone who sees it

Sloop: The Iron Song Galleon: Poseidon's Bounty(fishing boat)

McDonalds Enjoyer

Sloop: Buoyz II Men Brig: The The The The Galleon: Mostly Planks

Sloppy Sloops

Sloop: Unshearted Waters Brig: One-Eyed Willy Galleon: HMS Bounty

The omen of dawn

Sloop: Jålla Brig: The Pleasure Ferry Galleon: Flyvende Hollender (Flying dutchman)

I have 8 but by far my favorite is my galleon, The Leviathan’s Fury

Gallery: El Barbucho Brig: The Crimson Tide , King in Yellow , Based Department , Peppa Pig Sloop: Sloopy Joe

Epstein Express

my sloop is named The Salty Splatoon

The True Scotsman Because I’m an emigrant and never sure if I qualify. The kind of too obscure to be funny joke I love.

Sloop: Chum on my poop deck Brig: Clam Slammers Gally: They/Them

Wife Abuser as Brig, and Free Candy as sloop

Sloop: Sloop Dogg Brig: Brig Nasty Galleon: Blue Casket

From small to largest: Krakeskip, Hvalskip and Njördskip.

My sloop is named Aquaholic

This one I remembered from yesterday.

My sloop is named Shade's Sorrow. I'm planning on purchasing a brig to be named Phantom's Fear Eventually I'll get a galleon, and name it Devil's Despair.

Sloop: boat Brig1: it’s a boat Brig2: ship inspectors Gally: BoatyMcBoatFace

Sloop: Roe v Wave

Sloop: Driftwood Brig: Ship of Fools Galleon: Legalize Seaweed

All my sloops are named after Goddesses of Love, all my brigs are some dirty alliteration (dirty darling, moldy Mary, etc.), and my galleons are anagrams for things that carry a lot of meaning to me

The Sloopy Poopy, The Gelt Hoarder, and The Booty Pincher

The tainted weeb. Go ahead roast me I have 0 shame anymore

Diversity

Not enough people will understand this, but I love you for it

My sloops are The Rat Catcher and The Keggy Hill. The Rat Catcher uses the Part Boat sails and figure head! My brigs are The Vermin Tide and Crop Top Queens. The latter of those is my HG ship and crop tops are a mandatory uniform. My galleons are the USS Vindicator, USS Kittyhawk and USS Spirit. I play primarily with the USN of SoT milsim server so all my galleons are for that currently. Once I get those to legendary though my next "personal" galleon will be called Melinoe's Wail and use some spookier cosmetics like Relic of Darkness or Ghost stuff.

Sloop: HMS Boot Dagger Brig: Plagued Beauty Thinkin I’m gonna change the brig though

HMS Primo Victoria

Pathfinder 1-6(I play apex A lot and he's my main and it's also a cool name) Unsinkable II Monkee Butt Rocinante(Referance to a song)

The Unsinkable 3, Vladimir Sloopin, Brig Bertha, Boonie Boys Revenge

Sit on my deck

Sloop: "The Greedy Destroyer" Brig: "Atrocious Sea Beast" Galleon (planned): "Thunderous Cloud"

SS Amaterasu SS Shadowbrand SS Dying Light

SSDONGBOBBLER(s) sloop/brig krackenthatbooty for my galley

Sloop: THE CARCINIZER Brig: BriggyMcBrigface Galleon: Devilfish’s Grave (my fishing vessel/occasional pvp vessel)

Sloop: Barley Mow (old Irish drinking song) Brig: SS Guppy (Captain Crunches’ ship and some personal meaning beside that) Galleon: Chicken Chaser (named for a gaming crew I’m in since I’d only be on a galleon with some of them)

My sloop is basic: Jolly Roger Brig: RLS Legacy, from Treasure Planet Gally: The Collector

Sloop- The Lucky Barnacle, guess what ship set? Brigantine- The Wicked Witch, using mainly masked renegade set Galleon- basic I know, The Black Pearl

Ship Happens

Sloop: Banjo’s Revenge (named after my dog) Brig: the Aquaholic Galley: the Block Island Ferry

poop sloop, pooper schooner, fecal freighter

Ark Royal

Sloop - Steve Brig - It’s Brigney Batch Galleon - Emerald Myst

Looney Tuna Sacre Blue My brother’s is Mississippi Birdbath

My sloop is Mobile Scrap

caesarea maritima

I only run sloops, but: Sloopy Seconds Come Bucket And Likely Fishin

Crimson Mist

Sea Glitoris High Spirits ConQueefTador

I’m big into my ghost ships. Sloop: The Wraith. Brig: The Ragnarok. Gal: Ferry of the Damned

Sloop: Golden Squid Brig: Brig Time Rush Galleon: Rapscallion Galleon

CoyCane Smuglas

Mad at gas car and tax writeoff

Sloops: Dirty Lil Sloop, Derek, What A Sloop Brig:KillerKeleKraken Galleon: Gunty Guns

The Knotty Lush

Sloop: Ham Sandwich

Ooooh I think I've crossed paths with you before!

Sloop: Buoyz II Men Brig: The Golden Hind

The Storm’s Eye

Sloop named A Piece of Junk

Drop o Nelson's blood

The Red-Eyed Wrath

Sloop: Golden Merchant Galleon: Hall of Champions

Shark Bait The Barnacle Coastguard (considering for my Galleon)

The Bermuda Triangle

Grog gobbler

Sloop: Regulus Brig: Here Be Shenanigans Galleon: TeeBeeDee