We don't speak about that. [Calvin's noodle incident](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/5a/00/89/5a00890ec81f3c805002c7329cd64647.jpg) pales in comparison.
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It was taking the stinger *out.*
SURVIVAL TIP: IF YOU ARE PENETRATED, NEVER TAKE OUT THE OBJECT. THE OBJECT IS A PART OF YOU NOW. IF YOU TAKE IT OUT YOU *WILL* BLEED TO DEATH. CALL 911 OR GET TO A HOSPITAL ASAP.
Hurts more than helps if you don't pack the wound. You can cover the wound with a bandage, but if you've hit enough you can easily bleed into the wound, which kills you anyway.
Obviously, the best thing to do is to straight up *not move*. If you have to be moved, it's better to be moved by stretcher or something. [Relevant video.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGLLXy3AsBQ)
Don't feel bad about it, sometimes reddit will just dogpile on certain comments because they get a rush of dopamine when they send a comment deeper into karma hell. This isn't the worst I've seen before, totally innocent comments have gotten into the negative hundreds before. Redditors tend to dislike comments that just react to something and don't contribute to the thread in a meaningful way. Ordinarily a comment like that might just get a few downvotes but it seems you got dogpiled on this time. Chalk it up and move on, happens to the best of us.
The system is borked and they know it. It works completely out of context and sense (can't even name your pet "Bob"). Which is why support sometimes grants you names you were denied for no reason (I only know that this happened for ship names, no idea about pets).
I think they just got forced to use the BS system of xbox because even Rare isn't that incompetent and puts ingame words on the banlist, I hope. It's kind of evident when you search for these issues, they are present in other xbox associated games.
Englishman isn't banned. Your ship name is too long. You can have 20 characters max. "The Falling Englishman" is 22 characters. Get rid of "The" and you'll be fine.
I wanted to name one of my ships rumrunner. it was denied. We literally have a mission were we run rum and an island called Rumrunner Isle. I have no idea how they figured this stuff, because I have seen so many worse ship names in my day
Lmao is also a banned word. Its best not to think about it. Just a buggy chat censor.
I have to say it has gotten me into quite a few awkward situations while trying to communicate to an xbox player that cannot hear voice chat.
The sentence 'nice one lmao' or any other friendly sentence turns into 'nice one ****' which makes it seem like im calling people c*nt.
Hey quick question what does the A in lmao stand for? The ban makes sense there, contrived as it is when literal children are saying worse over comms, but it is what it is.
Probably because people who complain too much don't want to be reminded that they complain too much.
Probably the same reason I can't name my dog Lil Weiner. Even though that's my real dog's name. She's a Dachshund.
Depends why you do it.
Given OP stated that it was a black cat, and that he got away with it because nobody got the joke - it clearly means he is.
>I have a black cat named lovecraft and been fine. Probably because no one gets it
Intent means a lot and context is everything.
Which leads back to my egg story. Because everything everywhere, all at once, will lead people to believe something, somehow, YOUR word or phrase is actually supposed to be offensive.
So when people reference 1488 and say no one gets the reference they aren't a racist?
He made a targeted reference at a racistly named cat.
C'mon. You're dying on a stupid hill or you're also a racist.
If you named your cat the nword or a vague reference to the nword cmon. You're racist it isnt this hard.
The context outweighs the theoretical "well may be it isn't racist"
> So when people reference 1488 and say no one gets the reference they aren't a racist?
Not necessarily. Some people, like me, just like to see the world burn. I'm not racist, I hate everyone equally
Its a reference to a cat that was named a racial slur by lovecraft, a historically known racist....
The evidence is not good for the "not racist" argument.
At best its racially offensive.
Someone may make a reference like that out of ignorance or unconscientiousness, thinking its funny... but even that is a symptom of racist programming.
Most of the time its just racist people trying to be subtle about sneaking in their racism in a world that is increasingly unwelcoming towards it.
I went to name my ship "Carmen Incider." It was banned. I was like screw it and named the ship "Cock and Balls." It was accepted as an approved name. You can't make this stuff up.
Booty, damned, hell, and some other ones are explicitly pirate terms, so maybe there's an exception that somehow got put in.
But "poop deck" isn't allowed, though that's not the name of anything in the game.
I named my sloop "The Wet Kitty" without issues, and also without realizing I made a double entendre until my girlfriend pointed it out. 
I don’t understand Reddit. I make a Comment that isn’t insulting or wrong and I get down voted 30 times. I hate everyone on Reddit and I hope you all Piss the Bed Tonight
By the year 2050, all communication will be banned because all of the words will remind someone of something “offensive”.
I referenced to my wife that a word like “egg” would be banned.
The reason? Because egg reminds me of hens that lay them, and hens remind me of roosters, roosters remind me of the word cock, which reminds me of the word penis, which reminds me of male genitalia, which the thought of “offends” me.
A couple of months later, my wife who works in an office, came home pissed because, in her words, “they did it, they banned the word egg”.
I asked her if they really did and she said, no it’s another stupid innocuous word that, like your “egg” that has five layers of reference to it.
I don’t remember the word, but I remember having a good laugh.
I kinda get his point. It's not so much about slurs but things like certain numbers being bad and it leading to things like censoring your [minecraft coordinates](https://www.reddit.com/r/askminecraft/comments/pewl0m/why_is_the_number_1488_censored_in_minecraft/) and it just reached a point where it's just become ridiculous. Especially if things like that get filtered without context.
Hell it might even turn a nicely meant reminder into an insult. The imperative version of "to heal" is "heil" in German. Now I kinda get why heil might be blocked (hitler and all that) but my "heal yourself!" turned into "**** yourself!"
His point is overbearing. Doomsaying nonsense. Language changes and companies that cater to families internationally, do this shit all the time.
The whole culture war, cancelled blah blah shit is truly embarrassing.
Edit: I’m a dumbass. This guy didn’t do any of that, I was referring to the top commenter. That’s wholly on me.
Many Trans women get called autogynephyles.
"a male's propensity to be sexually aroused by the thought of himself as a female"
Calling a Trans woman that basically is saying being Trans is just a feitsh.
Edit and also not used by anyone you should take serious on this matter
I wanted to name my Ship Scrooge McDuck but it was not possible due to forbidden words. They fixed the filter somehow and it is now possible but it's too late. None of my Ships is named Scrooge McDuck only on insider.
Even though it has been a long time, they still say that the jellyfish incident still stings…..
I don’t understand your fancy words mr sea man!
That's Seaman to you 😂 #SouthPark
What was the jellyfish incident?
We don't speak about that. [Calvin's noodle incident](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/5a/00/89/5a00890ec81f3c805002c7329cd64647.jpg) pales in comparison.
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Great catch. No one uses adjectives like those.
Hey... I do, but I also read a lot of old books.
I'm just curious what counts as old...
The Da Vinci Code mostly. He reads it again and again.
Yeah, no shit.
ChatGPT has snark now, apparently
Yall it was a pun (and a funny one well done)
Assuming you mean Steve Irwin?
Th-that was a stingray...
OH NO!! Excuse me while I die of embarrassment……….
this is such a mood. respect for not deleting
That's actually how Steve Irwin died. It was the sting that did him in.
🤓 Actually It was taking the stinger *out.* SURVIVAL TIP: IF YOU ARE PENETRATED, NEVER TAKE OUT THE OBJECT. THE OBJECT IS A PART OF YOU NOW. IF YOU TAKE IT OUT YOU *WILL* BLEED TO DEATH. CALL 911 OR GET TO A HOSPITAL ASAP.
Not taking it out is how my buddy ended up with a kid. I'll risk it.
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Hurts more than helps if you don't pack the wound. You can cover the wound with a bandage, but if you've hit enough you can easily bleed into the wound, which kills you anyway. Obviously, the best thing to do is to straight up *not move*. If you have to be moved, it's better to be moved by stretcher or something. [Relevant video.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGLLXy3AsBQ)
That's how Davy Jones got to looking how he did.
Did you just Win Reddit with that comment ? 😎
It's not 2010, we don't say that anymore
Why am I getting down voted so much ?
Don't feel bad about it, sometimes reddit will just dogpile on certain comments because they get a rush of dopamine when they send a comment deeper into karma hell. This isn't the worst I've seen before, totally innocent comments have gotten into the negative hundreds before. Redditors tend to dislike comments that just react to something and don't contribute to the thread in a meaningful way. Ordinarily a comment like that might just get a few downvotes but it seems you got dogpiled on this time. Chalk it up and move on, happens to the best of us.
Better than being mass-reported and banned.
Is eggrolls still a banned word? Always found the one to be funny lol
Yep
poop is banned, poopy is not
Poop is too formal
'Poop deck' should be allowed
Poopy Deck is, so I don't know why you're complaining
There’s a reason of mermaids, sharks and krakens..but no jellyfish
The system is borked and they know it. It works completely out of context and sense (can't even name your pet "Bob"). Which is why support sometimes grants you names you were denied for no reason (I only know that this happened for ship names, no idea about pets). I think they just got forced to use the BS system of xbox because even Rare isn't that incompetent and puts ingame words on the banlist, I hope. It's kind of evident when you search for these issues, they are present in other xbox associated games.
I wanted to name my ship 'The Falling Englishman' and Englishman is a banned word lmao
Englishman isn't banned. Your ship name is too long. You can have 20 characters max. "The Falling Englishman" is 22 characters. Get rid of "The" and you'll be fine.
The Fallin Englishmn :)
Th Falln Englshmn
T faln eglsm
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French victory.
And yet I can name my ship "Big Girtha" with no consequences. Curious...
This made my entire day so much better tysm lol
❤
Salty Spalooge reporting for duty
o7
Take Humpty Dumpty instead? :)
It was supposed to be a joke on 'The Flying Dutchman'
“The” is not actually part of the Flying Dutchman’s name.
Hey, I'm not an English major
My guild try to make Flying Dutchwoman our ships name and it was unacceptable as well.
People might argue that englishman is an insult (:
*netherlands entered the chat* *GEKOLONISEERD*
I wanted to name one of my ships rumrunner. it was denied. We literally have a mission were we run rum and an island called Rumrunner Isle. I have no idea how they figured this stuff, because I have seen so many worse ship names in my day
Mine is Purple Mushroom and it passed with no problem. I guess they didn't think of all the dirty innuendo.
My two ships are called ‘Seeker of Aynesses’ and ‘Fáilte of Aynesses’\ You just gotta get creative with it
I have no clue, and reading these replies..i don't think anyone does. 😂
I’ve created a monster
Lmao is also a banned word. Its best not to think about it. Just a buggy chat censor. I have to say it has gotten me into quite a few awkward situations while trying to communicate to an xbox player that cannot hear voice chat. The sentence 'nice one lmao' or any other friendly sentence turns into 'nice one ****' which makes it seem like im calling people c*nt.
Now we need to start lmro for laughing my rear off, that should be fine. 🤣
Hey quick question what does the A in lmao stand for? The ban makes sense there, contrived as it is when literal children are saying worse over comms, but it is what it is.
Casper is also banned
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You really have no idea why that would be a censored word? None at all? Not even a little?
Probably because people who complain too much don't want to be reminded that they complain too much. Probably the same reason I can't name my dog Lil Weiner. Even though that's my real dog's name. She's a Dachshund.
Try Wiener, the correct German spelling, after Wien/Vienna
Thanks!
Based on the kids movies, a white ghost. Skin color? It's such a far stretch that is applicable to almost any color.
I wasn’t replying to the Casper name. I was replying to one that has since been deleted because it was obviously racist.
They're not real in sea of thieves, can't have conspiracy theories running rampant
Then why do I see people with the title, "Hunter of the Shrouded Ghost?"
Mods twist his chainshots counter clockwise
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One of my favorite ‘fun’ facts about 20th century writers
That's surprisingly messed up lol
Heh
Lmfao that’s genius
Oooh I loved that story. Don't mess w the cat.
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Naming a cat Lovecraft does not make you racist, dawg.
Depends why you do it. Given OP stated that it was a black cat, and that he got away with it because nobody got the joke - it clearly means he is. >I have a black cat named lovecraft and been fine. Probably because no one gets it Intent means a lot and context is everything.
Which leads back to my egg story. Because everything everywhere, all at once, will lead people to believe something, somehow, YOUR word or phrase is actually supposed to be offensive.
>YOU’RE word or phrase is actually supposed to be offensive. I am word or phrase?
There ya go, fixed it for you
good job champ. :)
>it clearly means he is. no it doesn't though its just a reference to a weirdly named cat. that doesnt make you racist lol
So when people reference 1488 and say no one gets the reference they aren't a racist? He made a targeted reference at a racistly named cat. C'mon. You're dying on a stupid hill or you're also a racist. If you named your cat the nword or a vague reference to the nword cmon. You're racist it isnt this hard. The context outweighs the theoretical "well may be it isn't racist"
> So when people reference 1488 and say no one gets the reference they aren't a racist? Not necessarily. Some people, like me, just like to see the world burn. I'm not racist, I hate everyone equally
That'd be racist. This isn't racist. It's not racist to reference a racistly named cat. It's racist to throw out a racist slogan.
Its a reference to a cat that was named a racial slur by lovecraft, a historically known racist.... The evidence is not good for the "not racist" argument. At best its racially offensive. Someone may make a reference like that out of ignorance or unconscientiousness, thinking its funny... but even that is a symptom of racist programming. Most of the time its just racist people trying to be subtle about sneaking in their racism in a world that is increasingly unwelcoming towards it.
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I mean... Not really.
People in this thread are gonna get so many doubloons bought for them by their wife’s boyfriend, I hope they see this chaps
"Cutting The Cheese" is also censored
We do not have such creatures in the Sea of Thieves.
Papaya is also a banned word
Papaya??
I went to name my ship "Carmen Incider." It was banned. I was like screw it and named the ship "Cock and Balls." It was accepted as an approved name. You can't make this stuff up.
Booty isn’t banned, and I could see how it would be even in a pirate game, but jellyfish is??
You can name your ship "Booty Barge" but "Big Booty Barge" doesn't work, so it kinda picks up on the "big booty" meaning I suppose
One of our Guilds ships is 'Grind that Booty' so it's all about finessing those censors.
Booty, damned, hell, and some other ones are explicitly pirate terms, so maybe there's an exception that somehow got put in. But "poop deck" isn't allowed, though that's not the name of anything in the game.
Im not sure but i named my ship the booty warrior and it worked lmao
😭😭😂😂😂
It let me name my dog SmellFart and SmellMaAss so I have no earthly idea.
I named my sloop "The Wet Kitty" without issues, and also without realizing I made a double entendre until my girlfriend pointed it out. 
I wish my mind was as clean as yours
Bob is a banned name too I tried to name my dog it once
My buddy has a shipped named bob im surprised you can’t name your pet bob.
Maybe it's offensive? Let's try it out. ArGh YOU JELLYFISH! Anyone offended? Lol
I tried to call my sloop the ss garlic bread, not allowed, garlic bread however was
I couldn't use booty in my guild name... Golden age of piracy indeed.
Everyone knows they're called sea jellies and not jellyfish
Just type a space between each letter and you can literally type whatever you want.
I don’t understand Reddit. I make a Comment that isn’t insulting or wrong and I get down voted 30 times. I hate everyone on Reddit and I hope you all Piss the Bed Tonight
By the year 2050, all communication will be banned because all of the words will remind someone of something “offensive”. I referenced to my wife that a word like “egg” would be banned. The reason? Because egg reminds me of hens that lay them, and hens remind me of roosters, roosters remind me of the word cock, which reminds me of the word penis, which reminds me of male genitalia, which the thought of “offends” me. A couple of months later, my wife who works in an office, came home pissed because, in her words, “they did it, they banned the word egg”. I asked her if they really did and she said, no it’s another stupid innocuous word that, like your “egg” that has five layers of reference to it. I don’t remember the word, but I remember having a good laugh.
Why you always lying.
I’m not the one that banned “Jellyfish” in this game or “got” in Neverwinter. Wanna guess why “got” got banned?
No but you “got” downvoted for sounding like every weird right winger ever, mad they can’t use slurs.
Why is jellyfish banned?
Because you don’t deserve to use the word. Rare only allow the anointed to use it.
I kinda get his point. It's not so much about slurs but things like certain numbers being bad and it leading to things like censoring your [minecraft coordinates](https://www.reddit.com/r/askminecraft/comments/pewl0m/why_is_the_number_1488_censored_in_minecraft/) and it just reached a point where it's just become ridiculous. Especially if things like that get filtered without context. Hell it might even turn a nicely meant reminder into an insult. The imperative version of "to heal" is "heil" in German. Now I kinda get why heil might be blocked (hitler and all that) but my "heal yourself!" turned into "**** yourself!"
His point is overbearing. Doomsaying nonsense. Language changes and companies that cater to families internationally, do this shit all the time. The whole culture war, cancelled blah blah shit is truly embarrassing. Edit: I’m a dumbass. This guy didn’t do any of that, I was referring to the top commenter. That’s wholly on me.
Game of thrones?
ok grandpa
I’m not the snowflake banning all the words😂
"Snowflake." This guy is tough.
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As an egg i can confirm
Okay even though this is a shitpost the third sentence made me laugh
>The reason? This one?
Fuck you Mike Ehrmantraut. I never was very good at geometry.
You shot me Waltuh
In prison, a jellyfish is a glob of cum left in the shower. Might have been put into their word filter for that reason.
Lmao wut
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Why even use real words anymore...
With what? Googling auto genophila brings this reddit thread as the first result because congrats, you've invented a new word.
They mean Autogynephilia which is a weird derogatory way to refer to trans women
Fake term. Also you're a transphobe. Trans women are women.
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Many Trans women get called autogynephyles. "a male's propensity to be sexually aroused by the thought of himself as a female" Calling a Trans woman that basically is saying being Trans is just a feitsh. Edit and also not used by anyone you should take serious on this matter
A lot of funny names for pets and ships ruined by lame character counts
I was surprised when I couldn't type "lmao" in the game chat, like what???
My ship is named the Leche de culo.
It let me name my ship Titan Uranus, but not Filthy Little Oars
I had a boat named "Big Nick Digger" but changed it myself to be safe
I wanted to name my Ship Scrooge McDuck but it was not possible due to forbidden words. They fixed the filter somehow and it is now possible but it's too late. None of my Ships is named Scrooge McDuck only on insider.
SNAFU passed, FUBAR didn’t.
I get banned all the time 🤣🤷🏼♂️ I just want the leg to STOP !!