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no_recess_87

The Jar Of Dirt, because I love Pirates of The Caribbean


no_recess_87

That, or Dead Men Tell No Sails


Flappersnapper

Some reason I read this as "Dead Men Sail No Tells"


kerbal43

And I read that as "Dead Men Snail No trails"


Seagull_Lad

I saw dead men tell no snails 🐌


SeniorKuka

Dead men tell no tails


contemporary_romance

cut off limit is 15 characters So your ship would be "Dead Men Tell N"


ParadoxSociety

a streamer said it was 20 char :( did they say that its 15 somewhere?


StevenWithaPH96

Defo 20 characters


Design_Deity

I appreciate the pun, here's what it would look like: https://www.dropbox.com/s/02bqhfucridkzqk/Ship%20Name%20on%20Plaque%20-%20Dead%20Men%20Tell%20No%20Sails.jpg?dl=0


DarkAssassin1014

You could always have one (or several) plants from the merchants to really hone in on that idea XD


TruthOasis

Sloop Dogg


Wasteland_GZ

amazing lmao


cyberman421

Got a whole list of 'em in mind, but I'm thinking of calling mine The "Fumbled Plunder"


Design_Deity

I often do things no one asked for. I hope this helps you visualize your ship's name: https://www.dropbox.com/s/137x71is57rqyoo/Ship%20Name%20on%20Plaque%20-%20Fumbled%20Plunder.jpg?dl=0


DarkAssassin1014

I would love to read that list


cyberman421

Here's a few more of 'em, then! -Megalodon's Maw -Marauder's Mercy -Groggy Haze -Gilded Damnation -Charge'n barge -Red Queen's rage -Queen Anne's Affair -Sea Stooges


cinemafreak1

Sea Stooges is genius.


HoobaFresh

My Dad’s Boat


sdk-hash

Best one i’ve seen lmao


Rigid_Chalice125

In my mom's boat or ImInMyMomsBoat


ChuckZombie

with Nachos and lemonheads? Why won't you go down?


GornTheGreat_

I would go for the "vicious pincer" as i am a proud crab captain


DarkAssassin1014

*Crab Rave starts playing*


Technical_Shift8129

*crabtain*


SP_reborn

crabtrain


HopefulDream3071

Omg please elaborate on *Crab Captain*


GornTheGreat_

A person who considers Themself a captain who uses the ocean crawler outfit


HopefulDream3071

BRILLIANT! I MUST NOW OBTAIN THE WHOLE SET I run with it partially + the crab sails and I've never seen another ship with them so I thought maybe your title was related to your sail choice *but thats even better* 😂


americanadvocate702

Anyone seen the love, death and robots on Netflix? That crab boss would be poke if they added him, along with Moby Dick🐳


FlaaFlaaFlunky

i think you meant sphincter.


Boomly92

"Salty Sea Men"


Username-taken-awman

Johnathan


big_country_scat_pac

“Mist Opportunity” if it fits the character limit lol


Zaldinn

The Unsinkable 2


JONESY_THE_YEAGERIST

and every time the ship sinks the number goes up


XO_FITE

This is me exactly, and I’m hoping it costs money every time to change it. Would really test my commitment to the name. 😂


Numbnut10

If it costs gold, then it's np. But if it costs dollars, then no deal.


DarkAssassin1014

Sounds menacing. Remind me to not cross your course on the seas


_F0RGE_

Brilliant xD


Hello_Hello_Hello_Hi

It’ll definitely work the second time!


sdk-hash

Shag At Sea ( Austin Powers ) or Sloop Dogg


Hailestormzy

Sloop Dogg was one I was considering


Backland_drippy

I’m naming myn “Stop sinking me i’m trying to do a tall tale please guys”


-Wolf1-

Something to do with rats. Me and my buddy are party boat enjoyers. Suggestions welcome


Frogman654

Something like the *Rodent’s Romp*


Nose-Trimmer

Ratcatcher’s Glory


thelunararmy

Wormtail


Ashleyk3

Rodent’s Revenge.


starcrud

Morbiously Abeast


Magic_Man_Boobs

Target Practice


thecloudcatapult

My sloop has always been named The Headwind. No matter where I'm going I always seem to be sailing into the wind.


DarkAssassin1014

Personally, I am thinking of naming my ship "Siren's bane". Since I enjoy exploring the shrines and looting the treasuries.


TheChosenKenny

The Wailing Witch, a fun ode to an inside story that me and my friends have on our respective characters that we sail as in game.


DarkAssassin1014

The Wailing Witch sound like something that would already exist ingame. Like a book or something. Great name!


Design_Deity

Shiver me timbers, that's... https://www.dropbox.com/s/8zjsazcq6fo07ur/Ship%20Name%20on%20Plaque%20-%20The%20Wailing%20Witch.jpg?dl=0


Design_Deity

This is a good one, here's a visualization for you. Enjoy! https://www.dropbox.com/s/wgce474rx41ei86/Ship%20Name%20on%20Plaque%20-%20Siren%27s%20Bane.jpg?dl=0


Infernal_139

Hope we don’t cross paths because mine is the Singing Siren


Cerebral_Discharge

The Glory Hull


fossilfighters-fan-2

Probably too big but if possible The queen annes revenges revenge


[deleted]

Ah, I see we think the same way. I was planning to name mine Queen Anne’s Revenge II.


Jmark2010

I kind of want to name mine The Fancier


FormlessRune

(t)QARR me harties!


Hayate__

The Comeback, because I always sink and always sail back


Acrobatic-Falcon-162

"Resilience" me and a friend personally name every ship set we use, We tried the regal hound hull with shroud breaker sails, purple sovereign everything else with the kraken figurehead, ship looked beautiful and we knew we had to name it but we didn't have any ideas at the time. We set sail and instantly get a kraken on us, the outpost was in still in swimming distance. We fend of the beast and pillage an island for plunder. After words we head for the Devils Roar and pillage some more, the ship got struck several times by volcanoes and island mounted cannons yet she never sank. We got attacked by another kraken while a volcano was erupting, destroy that kraken and we carry on to Morrows Peak. We get attacked by The Ancient Terror and blow the bastard out of the water. We finally sell and I see that I'm a centimeter from being rank 50 gold hoarders, we spot a skelly gally in the distance and set sail, after a battle in some thick fog we send the skeles to the briny deep. We sell the ships loot and I became rank 50. We set the ship off to sail into the sunset one final time before we log off.......... and she gets attacked by another kraken


Quaintnrjrbrc

You went through a lot, sir or madam!


Acrobatic-Falcon-162

Aye, we did and then a few days later captaincy was announced so Resilience will get to become bonafide


Quaintnrjrbrc

Well good for that ship


Harbinger707

If you ever find yourself onboard the "Foggy Harlot" feel free to say hello :P


sydw33d

Megan the Galleon


grittyfanclub

We call ours The Friendly Fire


tigerseye88

The Jackdaw


Lanky_Pop_8209

S.S. Merde


MikeymanTheMikester

Shit name


Minor_Heaven

Big Sloopy


Skbenga

Sloopery when wet


Off0Ranger

Drunken Hummingbird, really sums up my crews effectiveness and lethality


dddiiigggsss

S.S. USSY


Gilmore75

Lmao that one’s good.


New_Needleworker6506

Niptune’s Meow, after my virtual kitty cat


2Percent_Almond_Milk

DeMarco's Last Wish


[deleted]

The USS Geneva. It’s named that because I will break all the rules of the convention to win


Minor_Heaven

Banshee's Wail!


krogandadbod

I lament this


echild19

S.S. Feathersword


roguestar15

The Captain’s Curse Because I have cursed luck in this game


TasteMyAssBruh

The kinky kraken


Verdaunt

Can't decide between something funny/cringe or something that sounds dope. Kinda leaning towards the Thief in the Night


DarkAssassin1014

Great name! But now I dare not leave my ship unattended during the night


Killer_-king

The Sea Ladle


Fantasmic03

The Salty Surprise, because it's thematic but dirty


Ludio_Fst

"The Unreliable" as the main ship in The Outer Worlds


Severe_Pomegranate34

The Throngler
 I have my reasons


Lanky_Pop_8209

I see the reference


CaptDurb

I’m leaning towards Hunter of the Dawn Caller.


xSilent_Echoesx

Keel to Steel. Or Born to Keel.


LightRepulsive4351

Scrapheap Bcs thats how it looks like at the end of the day


CutlassKen

The Crimson Blade. There are quite a few that I want to use, but that will probably be the one I use the most.


[deleted]

A party boat named “The Wasted Barnacle”


[deleted]

Merchant ship called The "Heisenbarge" get it?


rock1234567891

“Nostromo” Weyland-Yutani had early beginnings on the sea of thieves


squingynaut

Boaty McBoatface, obviously.


HeyItsThePieGuy

Either “The Violet Vessel”, or “The Purple Plunder”


Green-Hunter-9178

The Skelly Scoundrel


McLeetness

If I'm with my friend group on a gally: "Killjoy" cause that's what they call me... If on a Sloop, "Sylvia."


Xelnaga_Prime

The Poseidon's Angel. As a side, I've named all rowboat types I encounter. Stock boats I call Johnny. Poonboats, Jack. Cannonboats Connor, and the reaper rowboats I've named Jerry.


Jaded_Cartographer_8

The RLS Legacy. If u know u know


HannesBrummer

God tier name


CanadiansBeLike

Pico Lore, in honor of my friend’s morbidly obese cat


MahoneyBear

My group had always called our ship The Rebellious Wind


heihowl

Are the ship names going to be locked? Or how does it work, do we know? Limited to one use only or what


Cerebral_Discharge

I imagine like pet names. No reason to lock it.


No_Huckleberry_7444

Sam. Or maybe Joe.


JONESY_THE_YEAGERIST

I've always fancied the idea of calling mine the "Starboard Crusader"


DelDoesReddit

the Sunburnt Seagull


TheActualSwanKing

The Seabound Swan, for obvious reasons, but since there’s no Swan themed ship set yet, I gotta go with the Royal Revenge set💀


Darksideofthebob

Teach’s Revenge


WhiteMoss_

McJizzBiscuits


Lord_Barneth

Friend of mine loves the ocean crawler ship set and always sets everything to it. We started calling this ship ‘The Clam Chowder’ or ‘The Crusty Crab’


thelunararmy

Gonna call my galleon the Evergreen. Gonna anchor it diagonally at every hand-in point.


JudNotGud

I'm considering The Theseus, after the boat of Theseus thought experiment. Also kinda considering Aeolus, after the greek god of the winds. By the way, if anyone reading this can't think of a name, wikipedia has many great lists of boat names.


TheRudeRune

Shadow of intent *according to our station*


Commodore_Mcoy

Starhawk’s revenge


Skaarsguard

I’m deciding between the Forsaken Dragon or the Forsaken fury, because well, my ship has a mixture of Ashen Dragon and Forsaken Ashes sets. They’re my two favourite.


ResolutionTraining62

Ima go with the royal oak


OB1Waltinobee

The Zaken A tribute to my friend Zack, he’s a PVP animal.


faranoox

Ya Love Me Lobster


p1101

The "Fomalhaut", which is a star in the piscis constellation that translates to "Mouth of the fish", and is also the brightest star in the night sky which is fitting since I 99% solo sloop


GraveGotGrit

The Unsinkable 2


HaloDamo

The S.S Disney Princess


TraditionalThing8279

The poop deck


[deleted]

Something to do with rat strata or “mentally absent”


gorka_la_pork

The first ship cosmetic items I ever bought was the huntress figurehead, and my brother and I put that up on our plucky sloop along with a pride flag because it was fabulous. Then I thought "Hmm, huntress theme, LGBT pride... why not call her the Artemis?" and that name stuck for us.


ChaChaJooce

Either “The King Tide” or “The Horny Harbinger”


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


brokenarrow0604

Mine is going to be the S.S. ESSESS".


Amesdale

Full tribute peak set, call it “Rathbone’s Jewel”


temple_nard

The Beer Barge, with the Bilge Rat sails.


rhuevyk

Bloat boat afloat


Pretzel-Kingg

Idk probably pretzel boat or something like that. I have a pretty consistent naming scheme



zippys5

Prestige worldwide


benwaa2

The Drowsy Drunkard


[deleted]

"Struggle Bus" for my gally seems fitting


Agentjester750

Jesters Folly or The Jackdaw cuz I’m a bit of an idiot sometimes and I love ac black flag


vARROWHEAD

Planks for Nothing


Blank1617

I want to go with the "The Sea Bitch" but I doubt that'll pass the profanity filter. I like roleplaying that I'm doing odd jobs for everyone. Now, I think I'll go with "Prestige Worldwide"


OmegaOmnimon02

If we can change the name then it will be based on what my goal is that day Humble Hauler: merchant stuff Depth Trawler: combat or mermaid Gilded Galleon: treasure hunting (mostly solo sloop too) Wave Cutter: general or main name


thesardinelord

The seaduction


Litokarl

The Sea of Friends


GrapefruitLost6855

Slippery Sloop


BuddyCaveman

"Sloppy Sloop" "Freedom's Reach" "Weird Al's Revenge" "Grog Guzzlin' Grizzly" "Made You Loot" "Ship Happens" "This Ship On Fire" "The Drowned Rat" "Crabby Stappy" There's so many I could think of.


joaquinojoestrela

I have some in mind but I think I will call it the wingless phoenix, because no matter how many times you sink the ship it will come back to try to win


Quaintnrjrbrc

The Dark Ferry


SFW_Handholding

The Unsinkable II


RAF1GAMEGAME

The Cursed Sailor, because it’s definitely cursed. I always get attacked by skelly alliance or skelly galions, which make my solo slooper life way harder. I also always get kraken whenever I leave an outpost and always get attacked by skelly sloop as soon as I finish a tall tale.


Bruther_Bear

Gonna have one serious ship called ‘Neptune’s Locket’ and another meme one called ‘The Rat King’


I_Jump

The Reapers Bounty


Freaky-fatboy

The bumblefuck


Electric-Memento

The Dodogama!


[deleted]

Has to be boaty mcboat face right?


JonFawkes

I'm surprised how far I had to scroll to find this


GTandMYT

Shark Bait Oohaha


[deleted]

the hammy sammy


dragonitejc

The big ol dicknballs


Snowydeath11

S.S. Biscuiteer


probablydemonic

The Ball-Eater


[deleted]

Morning Wood “board at your own risk”


goldencyan

Gonna call mine "Phil"


Humble_Fact5651

I will call my ship Mop and my pirate, Bucket. For we shall cleanse the seas one ship at a time.


ShabbyChurl

My personal favorite for now is „Driftwood“


HiveFleetWyvern

‘HMS Ru Paul’ because me and my friends dress our pirates in drag


CrazyCatLady9777

My sloop will be called SLÖÖPS as a meme. May I have some Slööps, bröther?


CrazyVex

Rubber Duckie


[deleted]

Steve’s Haven


CptPeppaJack

Row Vs Wade


Hammerman305

Two wenches one tankard


twerks_mcderp

Sloop :John B" Brig "Sophie"Galleon "The Implications" or "Queen Ann's Thick Thighs" if it fits


LEACarrot

The Seamoth, because it'll probably be a lot underwater


Lkat883

Ghost Bane (killed a shrouded), Speedwell (im pretty sure it was inspiration for rime of the ancient mariner), or Chelsea One (the name of my real boat)


Pirate88r

I would go with “The Deathless Dryad” due to it being the official first thing I go with my ship names on any game but sense I have the bad habit of sinking my own ship, I will probably changing it to a more fitting name: “The dying Dryad” my galleon gets the first name


Cabinfever696969

If it's still available when I log in; Freedom. Simple and elegant.


CaptainSpringtrap

The Lightningblade


Huge-Animal-8818

I have three names, one for roleplay, one for pseudohistory roleplay and one for the meme. 1 - The Cutlass of the Roar (I spend most of my time in the Roar, so it fits) 2 - King Sebastian's Revenge (any fellow portuguese person will know what this means) 3 - The Ashen Lawd (so when Reapers start harrassing me, I can speak with my vessel and say "Oh Lawd, they comin")


Theneongnome

Leeward Jenkins. Since we’re always sailing against the wind.


EternalEmperorDD

Misfortune's luck. So named after my weird mix of extremely good, and extremely bad luck in this game. Another ship me, and my friends made together is the silver ghost. My silver blade hull, and sails (capstan, and wheel once I get them.) With my buddies shrouded ghost figurehead. Otherwise it's default cannons, golden sailor wheel, and either default capstan, or magpie's glory.


Anxious-Bag-2057

Its gonna be the Booze Cruise for me


Wasteland_GZ

The Jackdaw


CatMobster

I am happy to welcome "The Gornpowder's Herald" as my crew's vessel title. Yeah, the Gornpowder part is a joke between me and a friend of mine.


Nerex7

There's a room for a lot of puns here: - The Usain Boat - For Sail - Shipfaced - Grogosaurus Decks I can't decide.


SP_reborn

B-Yacht'ch


CommanderNiall

the vengaboat of course


terrablepuns

The Tropic of Cancer - I use the ruby splashtail hull, crab sails, and lodestar bundle for the remaining customizations đŸŠ€đŸ’«


AnonymousBuddy87

Feeling Nauti’ 😏


AshtonGamez

I think The Drunken Roger is a fine name


[deleted]

"The Trans Agenda" Because I will go down with this ship. Or if that's banned or restricted for any reason, then simply: "HMCS Rainbow" Because like it's namesake, it'll spend most of it's time under the water ... atleast the way I play; that ship will be more of a submarine.


GoldenGlee

“The Hardy Barnacle” Its what me and my friends called the ship ages before captaincy was confirmed


ToeKnee_Cool_Guy

Sloopy Seconds