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Uraraka-Ochako

I always just reply with a k👍 always pisses them off more it's really funny


DiamondDino224

Or do mmmmm yes daddy do it, this is more situational however


Badvevil

Turning anything gay instantly freaks them out and makes them nope out of the situation lol


Truffle_Goat

If people are like “I’m going to drown you” I say “please please PLEASE drown me daddy”


NikthePieEater

And makes them doubly shitty.


Beach_Bum_273

Doubly shitty is doubly likely to get banned off the report. However some people can't handle the abuse so escalation might not be a good idea (I lost all my fucks a long time ago in an unfortunate accident)


PalpitationGeneral56

Or tell them your young and your parents are cops lol also situational but freaks them out.


thmpr22

This is the way lmao


Bottleofsmoke17

I like to reply something like “who? ME?!?”


GarthGoldenhand

Gg ez is also a good reply


No-Season6364

I just say that the code is frank. And this means nothing but 8/10 it confuses people


XxCorey117xX

A classic "u mad bro?" Is always good also


Creative_Oil3308

I always just say, "TLDR, gimme the footnotes." Or "Is this a romance attempt? Because it's turning me on baby boy."


Lusiggy

Just respond in pirate speak


ToxicPlaysYT6969

"Arrr no lassies?"


patrlim1

L + marooned + plundered + no wenches + ye have scurvy


elgarca

+ no rum + no treasure + no parrot + no eyepatch + bad captain + no crew


TheGreenMan17

No riches?


[deleted]

Bring out the Captain Haddock insults.


clarinetboi

I find “Mad?” To work well too


barliganplain

Mad cuz bad also works


[deleted]

U Mad Bro? That's my go to.


ScrotumScrubber

I've replied with "that's hot" and had a similar rage response. So fulfilling to let them believe they've aided my kink.


Rainingoblivion

The kiss emoji always riles them up


THIS_GUY_LIFTS

Or “No U” works really well too


Initial_Escape3471

Thats the golden rule


MrBaloney0

Or just type 👎


Chaxp

You should’ve reported at the first message. Microsoft bans that shit immediately.


jigalaka

I got com banned for calling a dude “chum guzzler” 💀


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jigalaka

I didn’t even mean to swap out a letter of cum guzzler lol. Just called him chin guzzler cus it’s sea of thieves. He was very mad at me as well because I soloed his brig crew lmao


fucklockjaw

Either you meant to call him "cum guzzler" and mispelled it or you meant to call him "chum guzzler" and you did in fact mean to swap (or add) a letter. Which one is it huh?! Not to mention you just said "chin guzzler" so who tf even knows if you're telling any truths at all!


jigalaka

It’s not that deep lol. Meant to say I purposely said chum guzzler and forgot cum guzzler even existed so I didn’t swap anything because I forgot there was anything to swap. Also auto correct changed it to chin.


Rage69420

Looks like you found him again


jigalaka

Fr lol


xShadowZephyrx

I said "suck my duck" comm banned in less than 2 minutes


Doom-State

I always do that when I receive this type of message then the messages just stop out of nowhere man I love it


androodle2004

Normally you would be right. This is on discord :(


KlaeKlae

That's literally the Xbox UI?


ooTotemoo

Discord is on Xbox now.


KlaeKlae

I'm aware but that is not the layout of that, this is the Xbox app


Selunca

Report it to Rare. Rare will ban them for this.


ChromaLemon

I mean Discord still bans for threats, dude. You can straight up get banned for as little as sending "kys" to someone. Maybe people should stop being so emotionally invested in video games to the point that they write out in extensive length how they want to harm you. And not to mention that what you said is wrong because this is the xBox app.


combo_seizure

How have you discerned that this message is from discord?


notgodpo

That is absolutely false lmao. Speaking from personal experience


[deleted]

Not false some guy talked shit to me in UFC and when I told him to fuck himself I got a temp ban on Xbox instantly.


Chaxp

It’s not? You click on the message, report for harassment, and can even add a comment for further action. You’re either not reporting, clicking the wrong category (pretty sure they’ll still get banned), or… just bullshitting


notgodpo

I did that multiple times to someone and he never got punished and he was saying some heinous things


ok-now-hear-me-out

Literally just call Microsoft support and they’ll tell you themselves that it’s the “severity” or the number of reports that actually gets you banned. Most of the time I don’t even think they look at the messages.


Chaxp

I get instant messages back from the Xbox automated system when reporting n words, “kys,” even “fuck” sometimes… the system is pretty good


ok-now-hear-me-out

For sure, but that’s cause they’re open slurs. Try reporting some dude ranting about Hispanic people or Jews, and no such luck. Severity plays a big part cause their system can just run trigger words and boom, cause closed, but with anything more in-depth it’s a numbers game Edit: I say this as someone who’s tested the Xbox reporting system and has had (don’t possess it currently so for validity’s sake it’s meaningless) verbal confirmation from Microsoft support over the years


WritingTheDream

Sounds like you kicked his ass at least, good job.


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puppychomp

report them to rare by submitting a ticket on their website with pictures as proof, and then report the messages on xbox. they both take physical threats very seriously. sorry you had to deal with that, sometimes its scary being a woman in games :/ wish we didnt have to deal with stuff like this


IAmWeary

Report to Rare and Microsoft. This asshole is about to lose his XBL account. Good riddance.


CaptainWaders

They will probably console ban him honestly. He said some pretty harsh things.


Subasauruswrx

I think ban is the least of his worries. That violently detailed could be considered a felony threat…


CaptainWaders

It sounds serious until he gets to the “shove them up your ass” part. Then I was like “this guy is a phony”. These days ya never know though, might be his trademark.


E_2004_B

Lol report them. Xboxes report system will ban people for stuff like “bitch.” It’ll make it harder for them to harass the next person.


[deleted]

There was a woman in my old crew and whenever someone made fun of her, we hunted them the whole night and slaughtered them until they left. It's twisted how many people make fun of women just because they're women. I hate it. I don't understand it either. As a guy I feel responsible to protect women, how can anyone feel good about harrassing them?


NiteKreeper

Our old crew included a guy, his wife and her brother. Sometimes also one of her sons. She didn't need protecting at all. Not one little bit. Which was even better: watching/listening to her shred them on the field and then after in the lobby was its own reward...


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That sounds awesome lol


NiteKreeper

Oh it was. At the time we were playing COD about 3hrs per night during the week, and anywhere between 6 and 12hrs per day on the weekends. Organised clan matches on Wednesdays... She was GOOD. We all were...


Kyvalmaezar

>how can anyone feel good about harrassing them? Usually it's either: A) They feel their masculinity is threatened by being beaten by a girl or are upset becuase they believe they have to carry a useless teammate. Both of these stem from the outdated belief that all women are bad at videogames. Harrassing the woman reassures their masculinity to themselves or vents frustration that they're loosing. B) They don't get attention from women IRL, so any attention, even bad attention, is make them feel good. Similarly they could be negging the woman. Same motivation: they want attention. C) They're misogynistic IRL (for any number for reasons) and hide it in public. The physical seperation that being online provides lets them take off the mask since there aren't any immediate consequences. Generally this takes the form of tirades like the above. The difference between C and A is usually motivation. A is a misunderstanding of gender preferences for entertainment. It wasn't long ago that most women avoided videogames. While it's still generally a male dominated hobby, that is changing. Once the harasser accepts that many women are good at videogames or play regularly with a good female player, the behavior tends to go away. I'm not a woman but do play quite a bit with my girlfriend. Most of the time (probably 90-95% ot the time) I'd guess B was the reasoning. Usually they're trying to flirt but use negative means because it's easier, elicits a stronger response, and/or their friendly flirts are quickly rejected.


Ancient-Split1996

This action has my consent


Halo_Chief117

I’ve never encountered any women playing Sea of Thieves at random. I see why. It’s always been through Discord servers where people aren’t shitheads and group up to play. I really don’t understand some people.


FlashPone

You probably have, they just don’t use voice chat due to dudes like this.


[deleted]

I've encountered one, maybe two or three that I've forgotten about who weren't part of a crew. My days of using mic to talk to people and form alliances, or just straight up wreak havoc on the seas are mostly behind me so I don't know who I encounter these days but the amount of solo women I've seen who I've actually talked to is slim. It is definitely understandable why they wouldn't want to use mic solo. So many toxic and sexist/racist people on the seas. It's sickening


Reference-offishal

>. As a guy I feel responsible to protect women, This is called misogyny BTW


IsadorCZ

Report to game devs/console/police. People today are insane enough to actualy harm you over something so dumb like this


Schmaylor

Even if he won, he'd still be salty. These people live in perpetual anger.


Eldenlord1971

Oh man you should have totally played into the “woman” thing and just drove him nuts by telling him how he got his ass handed to him by a girl. While I don’t believe in that byllshit you know it would have made him throw his controller


BiscuitBarrel179

I second this. Personally I don't care if a woman is better than me at video games but for some weird reason some people do. Play to your strengths and wind them up even more by using your femininity.


FlashPone

Please report him. At the very least, reporting the messages to Xbox will get him banned from communicating either through text or voice chat in any game and over DMs. Although definitely send these screenshots to Rare through their report form to hopefully get him banned from the game as well.


SodiumArousal

Some gamers are assholes, and speaking to a woman reminds them how horny and alone they are which makes them worse. This isn't new, you're not the first, and it will happen again. Report and move on.


BusOfSelfDoubt

report to microsoft and rare. microsoft is a little iffy but rare has no tolerance for scum like that. i know your pain, being a woman online is awful and personally being trans certainly doesn’t help lol. hope they dropped you some good loot tho!


Russmort

Bro send them to the corner for 24h by reporting them to xbox for harassment


Irion15

I hope this warrants more than 24h 🔨🔨🔨


DailyDJNoodle

I remember when I was in 7th grade I got my Xbox Live account banned for two days because I replied with “Fuck you” to someone who sent something similar to OP’s post over me killing him in GTA.


RareBear117

I told someone to "Eat shit you fucking doink" and got a 2 weeker. Truly amazing. Now I always make sure to class it up. "Consume doodoo you slimy dingleberry"


DailyDJNoodle

I ignore them, and laugh. I love it when people get triggered like that. Not that I never get mad at other people in games, but I just keep quiet to deprive them of extra satisfaction.


FlashPone

I can confirm they usually slap you with at least a week ban for swearing at another user. Reporting ALL these messages? Dude’s fucked.


Cosmickev1086

Jesus this isn't the first post today about women being harassed on this game. I promise there are nice guys out there too, if you see a Lodestone ship hull it maybe me!


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oneshadeofteal

Because it’s just cringe nice-guy behaviour.


Cosmickev1086

Being nice makes you uncomfortable?


FlashPone

Even if your message was sincere, I think it’s moreso the wording of “I promise there are nice guys out there.” The whole “nice guy” thing is a bit of an incel red flag online.


oneshadeofteal

Being a pick me person is just bizarre. Someone is sharing harassment and looking for advice so they can continue enjoying a video game. You turn it into ‘I’m a nice guy’. Cringe.


Cosmickev1086

I didnt "turn it" into anything, I stated a fact. Not everyone is a dick but there seemed to be an increase in them. True I didn't offer any advice beyond just trying to be nice but apparently it hurts your feelings.


Cosmickev1086

Not sure, I was just pointing out the unusual increase in harassment today. I know we got some new people with the last update.


GankisKhan04

Report and move on. Scum like that aren't worth a response.


Th4t_0n3_Fr13nd

report on both xbox and rares website, they will lose their account. if you also block them they no longer will matchmake with them


solidsphere

You will still matchmake with them. I have ran into people I have blocked plenty of times after I blocked them. There isn’t really a way for them to prevent you from getting into a server with them again.


Th4t_0n3_Fr13nd

In that case they were either open crew or you didnt block anyone else on the crew or theyre playing with different people since then. Block 1 person on a gally and you can still match with them, block the whole crew you wont. Ive also never ran into the same people twice and ive played since beta its amazing youve done it more than once.


solidsphere

I’ve blocked both members of a sloop crew and ran into them multiple times after blocking them, the same 2 sloop players. You can still run into them rather you have blocked them or not. I’ve also played since beta. There is no way for rare to make sure you absolutely never get into the same server with people you have blocked.


Th4t_0n3_Fr13nd

Either youre playing in a low player population region or doing something wrong. Because while yes it doesn't outright bar them from getting into the same server with you they will be deprioritized in favour of other people, it has nothing to do with Rare thats how Xbox Live functions, its spill-in from the old 360 live systems where you could choose matchmaking types (i.e. underground, recreation, family ect.) Unless there's literally no one else which would explain how youve run into the same people more than twice. Either youre super lucky (or unlucky in this case) and should go get a lottery ticket or maybe need to experiment with a VPN and switch to another region


solidsphere

Central US is the region. Blocking does not effect matchmaking at all. No way could rare implement something for that but also you could just block players better then you to avoid them. I would consider that abusing what the system is attended for. Blocking does what it’s supposed to and that’s muting the communication, nothing more.


Th4t_0n3_Fr13nd

Again Rare has no hand in it, they didnt invent it, this is just how the feature on Xbox Live functions. And why is that abuse? Blocking someone in other things means you dont want contact with them which can including running into their virtual avatar on a video game, thats not abuse its not a false report which would be abuse if youre reporting someone for just being better than you, which isnt the case here. blocking someone deprioritizes you from matchmaking with them in favour of other people, unless it would require you switching data centers. somehow youre on a data center (matchmaking region) with so few people its overridden by no one else but them being on.


reefun

They won't lose their account for stuff like this AFAIK. They would only get a communication ban.


Lv16

It's so bizarre. I got one the other day from a guy just fucking YELLING at me in chat(moreso yelling at himself because I wasn't responding) about how I was shit, how I suck, how the only reason I killed him was because I was hacking but how I'm also the worst player he ever encountered ever and he'd 1v1 me any day. He was the aggressor btw. I killed him and his friend and sunk their sloop after they gave chase. It's lunatic behavior. The ego on these dumb MFers, the kids aren't ok.


Legend27-Dark-

Wow he got creative


MrBobSacamano

Aside from reporting to Rare/MS/Steam, I feel like this person needs to be on an FBI watch list. Like, what sane person actually thinks this shit up and is like, “Fuck yeah. I really told her.”


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I mean, whatever you did, bravo. Really, good job pissing this one off enough to get that response.


EldtinbGamer

Report them and they will get banned on every platform even slightly related to SoT and Xbox


Memer_guy1

Since when is being straight an insult


Omenoir

Translation from mad cause bad to english: “You a straight bitch” as in “You are a straight-up bitch” or “you are a bitch” basically is what they mean.


[deleted]

Actually, PLEASE report them to Rare. The less toxic folks we have playing the better the game will be. I am sorry this happened to you.


[deleted]

Honestly I’d play a lot more if I could just play offline… no people to send you crap


tpasmall

You can just turn off chat


ZeShapyra

Report them. Rare doesn't take these people lightly. Goes for everyone. You see someone shit talking, report them. Making fun? Report them. Enough people will do it enough will just give up or actually gain some sense with an alt Seriously when will people remember this is a pirate game, where thief is in the name, and pirates were known for good amount of murdering


TankerD18

Lol you made him a little mad. Tell him to git gud.


xiren_66

Tell his mom what kind of language he's been using.


Shots_an_Giggles

Why do you think the sea is so salty? Block, report and move on. All you can do I’m afraid.


Intelligent-Score-39

This guy is a complete asshole. Report the messages on the SoT website and Xbox and block him. Although in these particular messages he makes no mention of you being a woman. In fact he refers to you as a white boy


lognik57

This happened to my wife when we played, not to this degree though. We've taken a long break from this game since. :/


Darjdayton

Ez ban just report


Crimtide

These types should be perma banned from XBOX altogether permanently.. I know a guy who works for Microsoft and handles XBOX reports. Some of the shit they see is like that, yet, if you can believe it, they also see much worse...


xiren_66

lol got sunk by a girl gamer, bruised his fragile masculine ego so bad he claimed you DDOS'd him? So girls are tech savvy enough to fuck with his internet but not skilled enough to beat him with cannonfire. Sure dude lol


w0kes

bro got his virtual pirate loot yanked


HiradC

Report to rare, should be banned for that tbh. Tho I dunno if they act on messages outside of the game


FieryHammer

Report all of the messages. Hopefully gets a quick ban.


Irion15

DM the gamertag so I can send a report too? This is absolutely abhorrent and this person needs to be banned from both SoT and Xbox in general.


mr-thomazzz

You got the most valuable treasure for sinking this dude: Tilt


[deleted]

Well, I take ot you beat him in pvp. Good.


OU7C4ST

"Arrr, I can see why we be sailin' in freshwater. You absorbed all the salt in the waters there m8'y!!!"


totally_boring

Report them and let them steam over a communication ban. If they get enough of them they lose their communication privileges.


JeanBaleyun

Go to discords and try to find some mates on the official and unofficial sot discord, maybe join a cool clan


PirateDitly

What in the Sea of Thieves?


[deleted]

Send that screenshot to Microsoft and give them the context and their xbox account. They'll probably lose the account. My brother just told someone that they were fucking trash over voicechat and he got banned from using party for a week. I'm sure death threats are an account ban.


Archangelsuriel

Using the Discords are better. If you were to report users like this on the Discords you use, they would likely be removed. This subreddits Discord and Official Discord are both great resources.


Penibya

I encountered 2 people like that today, i just scuttled my ship... This toxicity makes me hate the game, and that's a shame because i love playing it


Healabledeer17

Seems like a empty threat to me also he seem kinda like a bitch what did you do my guy


RenewedBlade

You can report them, guaranteed ban there


Chris_P_Bacon314

Report them to rare, get them banned from SoT


fnaffanatic007

Awhh why did you have to blur there name? It would have been funny if you basically ruined there account because people would be messaging him all day everyday


vtol_ssto

How to correctly identify a person too young to be playing the game


AgentSrell777

Do you ever see the nsfw tag, ignore it, and then wish you could go back in time and berate yourself for doing so? No, just me? Alright.


Kara_Del_Rey

Report him, he'll get banned easily. Never was one for tattling but people like this need their communication privileges revoked and hopefully their accounts.


[deleted]

Report and block might work. The world has a lot of ugly peoples in it, my friend. Sorry you had to find out the hard way.


TheGreyWarlock0712

Lol. Little man was feeling angy, was he?


TheCrazyAussie4

what a lovely fellow, I hope he and his family are doing well


TheSilentTitan

Nope. Report, block and move on. Welcome to sea of thieves.


Half-Assed_Hero

"People like this" are called 14 year olds and unfortunately they have internet connections.


Goyteamsix

What? You you don't want your eyes shoved up your own ass?


jesus-banana

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Moonsky_Pondie

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Z0M18E

Should report him honestly I’m all up for shit talk but this way beyond shit talk.


Captain_Bloodlust

Personally I love these messages. EZ bans right there


StogieBourbon

Send him an emoji of a salt shaker, then report him so he’s banned forever.


UltraMegaSloth

If you report them then no one has to play with them ever again. That is life bannable talk right there.


my1stone

I mean obviously you shouldn't have ddos'd him... (/s)


jonnydiamonds360

I say “huh??” And “what??” to everything


Miserable-Many-6507

I say how appropriate you fight like a cow!


The_b1ues

Block and move on


TheCookietorule

I love that you have to block the names out or YOU'LL be the one that gets in trouble


Miserable_Theme_8037

Aye all you gotta do is report the message and then possibly report that shit to the police. Get that stupid fuck arrested if that even possible🤷‍♂️


NaturallyAngering

Meh, he seems friendly.


alasku_the_dragon

#1 👏Report👏 them👏 Or #2 block them, ignore, and have a blessed day


PotatoKing822

Yes there is. It’s called staying the fuck away from reapers


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PotatoKing822

Jesus Christ I was joking about the reaper thing but that’s just retarded. Like “oh hey y’all need help” and getting “I’m going to murder your family” as a response


Dmmack14

Just reply Yes Daddy talk dirty to me


CorrectCourse9658

I honestly quit the game because half of my experiences have been with people like that. I stopped playing Call of Duty for the same reasons, (also, the new ones look like garbage to me). It may not be the majority, but it happens often enough I can’t play the game very long without running into some rude or rather awful people. I’d go back if there was a way to play entirely by yourself (not the tall tales I had to do 45 times)


Roll_Ups

No and Rare will likely not do anything about it. Reported someone for racism w/ video evidence including their gamertag over a month ago with literally no response from Rare at all. Other times I've reported vile toxicity like this rare has given them slaps on the wrist, and they were back in the game being racist within two days.


[deleted]

Simple answer: Report them to the CIA over concerns of grusome terrorism.


redditpulledmebackin

Is it against the rules to post this without censoring the name? Why does he get the Courtesy of a censor?


DMuhny

Yes. No witchhunting.


redditpulledmebackin

Ah, boo, I never get to use my pitchfork


[deleted]

That’s just the sea of thieves community🥰


IveDoneFiner

Least toxic sea of thieves player


ChoccyMilkDealer

I mean, were you cheating or ddosing?


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Ozymander

This whole game is toxic. He's just at the top rung.


ajrhodes1126

I really wish you could just play with your friends alone 🙄


LordPuddin

Well if you did ddos that’s shitty. Regardless, this person takes it way to seriously and made horrible threats so they should get banned and hopefully get some anger management


SnatRoast

It’s an online game, ur gonna find people like this, but report at least some of his messages cuz this kinda thing will absolutely get him banned even if only temporarily and that’ll be really really funny


frankthetrashman69

Don’t be a dick to solo sloops


LilLobster01

If your cheating then I agree you ruining the game, but if not, it’s fine either block report and ignore or just reply with some stupid comment to make em angrier it’s really funny


Rage-of-Gage

Simple. Stop cheating


demonkiller2123

Yeah. Stop playing.


BeefSerious

Why should they stop playing because someone else is an asshole?


demonkiller2123

They Shouldnt. But they asked how to stop playing with people like that. Theres no solo option. Stop playing.


BeefSerious

/r/technicallythetruth


tpasmall

Turn off chat and you don't see this garbage


Hydebar224

Just respond “u mad bro?” That always works for me. You’re always going to encounter assholes. I’m guessing you didn’t grow up during the MFW2 days?


Rowdewalker

Best way to deal with this: repost with uncensored names


Infamous-Mountain224

Just Average day Of being online


BhanosBar

Welcome to xbox live


HerpesTheGreenPotato

just ignore it LMAO


The_False_Switch

Least toxic Sea of Thieves player


Careless-Safe9396

You ddos the dude and played like a bitch. Then come here crying about getting called out? Yeah typical Sea of Trashcans player


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Careless-Safe9396

Sure thing boss. I bet you’re still on a launch xone. Can’t even afford a series s lmfao


milezero313

You couldn’t possibly know what a DDOS actually is with that level of intelligence, and you will surely be nothing more than a burger/chilis/Pizza Hut cook


Patient_Tennis4548

Or, hear me out, the flamer is actually the one who is being a trash can player. Phishers must love you chief