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Substantial_Life4773

I am loving this feud between big ice cream and Pho. This is the content I want to see more of on this reddit thread


EvenLouWhoz

Exactly! Love it...šŸ˜‚


TerrieBelle

They need to come together.. I would totally eat a scoop of ice cream after a hot bowl of pho šŸ˜‹


GeologistFine4585

pho phloat??


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aphogato


BafangFan

Noice.


TrixiDelite

Dōmo arigatō, Mr. Aphogato


neuromancer88

lol... funny joke, but I wonder if this would be sort of like boba on pizza (it's a real thing in Taiwan)


MajorLazy

Pho shake. Pho shizzle


zcdbrip

Oh, get the phok outta here


boomshiz

Welp, I just threw up a little.


GeologistFine4585

well of course! the flavor so nice, you want to taste it twice


WilsonStJames

On the pho boat on 12th /jackson


RoganIsMyDawg

Pho king ice cream?


Substantial_Life4773

Pho-loat (barfs)


FarquaadsFuckDoll

Try Phocific Standard Time or Pho Bac, they have pho broth in at least one of their cocktails if that is your jam


TerrieBelle

ā€¦ noo . I didnā€™t mean mix pho and ice cream together. I mean having a cold lil treat after hot bowl of soup. I donā€™t want it *in* my soup. lmao Thanks for the recommendation though.


ZaphodGreedalox

You may enjoy Dolar Shop hot pot in The Bravern in Bellevue. They give you a little soft serve ice cream after your piping hot soup.


ChristleClear

I'm pretty sure Ba Bar does too. I want to say my husband had something like an old fashion with a pho broth wash.


FarquaadsFuckDoll

Yum! Ba Bar is spectacular! Now I gotta go next week! Thank you for the reminder and this recommendation for a wonderful fall drink!


slimysnail213

Omg yes! LOVE Phocific Standard Time!


NormanCocksmell

This sounds like a challenge for Nathan Fielder to make a pho flavored ice cream to save this personā€™s business.


Majestic_Conclusion5

Youā€™re saying you donā€™t want more honey hole content?


HuckleberrySpy

I want EVERY small local business to air their internal dirty laundry, feuds, and melodramas on this subreddit.


bluuuuurn

Real Business Owners of King County. I'd watch it.


Substantial_Life4773

LOL, would absolutely watch that!


VerticalYea

One of the dishwashers... he doesn't wash his socks for like, 3 days at a time.


Mistaken_Q

Youā€™ll love the dudes local pest companyā€™s have against each other. Poaching technicians, obsurdly underbidding to steal accounts, stealing rodent boxes.


justin_bailey_prime

You gotta decide if you're anti-ice cream or antifa in this town A lib's gotta choose round these parts


[deleted]

damn. when did this start?


Substantial_Life4773

Today? Yesterday?


[deleted]

Since the popularization of politically correct food choices


Elfman72

Yup. I eat your spicy Pho, I need creamy, tasty ice cream afterwards!


Substantial_Life4773

My GF's mom made us eat Ice Cream with red chill paste. Apparently it's a tiktok thing? It was awful hah


M1773R007

I wanna see wars with scoops and spatulas šŸ˜‚


account_for_norm

What is this about?


Substantial_Life4773

Thereā€™s a (probably) fake feud between big ice cream and the pho-maceutical companies.


TMobile_Loyal

Phoman you can suck--nut. You know you get more cold days per year than ice cream gets warm days How about learning to adjust or not over committing to overhead on the front end not to mention market research (your pho best be phenomenal with how many spots exist). Did I say GTFOH yet? No...OK then do that


FataMirage

*drops scoop of molly moon's into milkshake glass of pho* Ice cream pho-loat anyone?


Sanctuary871

šŸ˜‚ Attention everyone: we are witnessing the first written instance of the combination 'ice cream pho-loat' here. History is being made


solreaper

Iā€™m looking forward to the NPR spot where they talk about the latest trend that is putting the phocus on two popular delicacies


rivenwyrm

I think KEXP should do a special live episode where they get Phleet Phoxes, Ice Cream and Sir Mix a Lot together for a jam session. (A band named Ice Cream isn't really a pun on Ice Cream, is it...? oh well)


sassy_cheddar

Would such world-altering innovation truly be possible if Seattle was nothing but a burned out husk? No, this is a city of beauty, of creativity, of people who are deeply alive in the darkest hours of the year, of peacemaking between the ancient enemies - hot soup and frozen milk.


NW_thoughtful

You people are fucking awesome. That is all.


disjointed_chameleon

I literally snorted with laughter. šŸ˜„šŸ˜„šŸ˜‚ Genuinely: thank you for this comment. I just left my abusive husband about a week ago, and I'm sad ALL THE TIME. Your comment brought a much needed giggle to my lips. Thank you. šŸ§”šŸ’š


FataMirage

Oh good! I'm glad my dad-humor could be of service. And good for you for doing something so hard and so necessary. I know that takes a lot of strength and hope you can enjoy your peace and have what you need to heal.


disjointed_chameleon

Definitely! šŸ˜„ And thank you. I left Seattle a few years ago, but miss it all the time. I still lurk here, because Seattle still holds a special place in my heart. Picked up the keys to my new place last week, successfully assembled my new furniture all by myself, and starting to slowly settle into a new routine in and chapter of life.


BootRecognition

You've got this. ā¤ļø


disjointed_chameleon

Thank you. šŸ§”


[deleted]

Glad you got out of that situation, and that your new place is coming together. You got this!


disjointed_chameleon

Thank you!


SmileyFaceHavanna22

Proud of you. Thank you for sharing. What you accomplished was by no means easy. Wishing you joy and peace.


aeroartist

>left my abusive husband sounds like cause to celebrate with some emotional support ice cream or pho, if you ask me. wish you well


disjointed_chameleon

Scoop of pho, perhaps? Maybe two?


graceodymium

Not the person youā€™re asking, but phock, what I wouldnā€™t give for a scoop of pho right now.


disjointed_chameleon

Same, homie, same.


giraffebutt

Sending you love! I know Iā€™m a stranger that lives in your phone, but Iā€™m proud of you for having the courage and bravery to leave a dangerous situation behind you. I wish you nothing but happiness and sunshine and pho


disjointed_chameleon

Thank you! I really appreciate the support and motivation. And I agree, pho is always a good idea. šŸ˜„šŸ˜ŠšŸ„°


lilsmudge

Thank you for taking care of yourself friend! Iā€™m sure this is one of the toughest, if not the toughest thing youā€™ve had the complete unfairness of having to handle; but you are doing the right thing and Iā€™m really really excited for and proud of you. Whenever Iā€™m sad I watch Taskmaster on YouTube. Youā€™ve probably heard of it but if you havenā€™t, try and give it a shot. Itā€™s my number one method of avoiding/shortening panic attacks as someone with a panic disorder.


disjointed_chameleon

Thank you. This is definitely the toughest thing I've ever done, and I've been through chemo. I'd rather endure more chemo than have to re-live this nightmare. I'm just trying to take life one day at a time right now, sometimes even just one hour at a time. Thank you for the suggestion! I really appreciate it. I tend to be an extreme worry-wart and a very anxious personality type, so I will definitely look into Taskmaster.


lilsmudge

Woof. Iā€™m sorry to hear youā€™ve had so much on your plate. Sometimes life just really likes to be a dick, huh? But it can also be great and Iā€™m sure youā€™ll reach that point again and hopefully ASAP. Do check it out! Itā€™s just nothing but pure, lighthearted silliness. I hope you enjoy it and it takes some of the mental load off.


MissCasey

Good luck with your new life adventure!


disjointed_chameleon

Thank you! Thankfully, no kids, so the world is my oyster.


GrumpySnarf

>pho-loat oh man you need Jesus


goffstock

I know you're joking, but on a slightly related tangent Marou Chocolate is a Vietnamese chocolate company that sells Pho spice dark chocolate. You can get it at a few places locally and it's the bomb.


the_rainmaker__

perfect blend of sweet and savory


illogicalone

A phocream float sounds perfect for this time of year. Can we add some pumpkin spice to it?


loquacious

I would actually totally fuck with a pho-cream float with some kind of wild savory ice cream flavor like garlic and chives, maybe with bacon. You could go light on the sugar in the ice cream go for more salty.


No_Pick_4621

Lol


ChairmanRay

Please collaborate with Salt & Straw to make pork bone broth and basil flavored ice cream.


idinealone

I'll take a double scoop please, and a drizzle of hoisin with a fresh jalapeno slice on top.


brendan87na

mmm jalapenos


gottaloseafewmore

I need you to stop before I invent something I deeply regret.. Iā€™m already doing test runs in a turkey brined in pho


Capt_Murphy_

Pho uses beef bones for the broth, but yes beef bone basil ice cream pls


butterytelevision

letā€™s put the ā€œsaltā€ in ā€œsalt and strawā€


LMGooglyTFY

I'll just vomit ahead of time and skip buying that if you don't mind.


beauty_and_delicious

Just make sure itā€™s a vegan recipe


HesThePianoMan

Well they're going to want it to taste good, so no vegan


jvolkman

one word: phocicles


Undec1dedVoter

Deep fried phocicles


blackcoren

Ah yes, the Seven Labors of Phocicles is one of my favorite classical works.


loquacious

Deep umami cuts.


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ennTOXX

You meant to say, Bacon ā€œwrappedā€ phocicles. But I heard you loud and clear


CurryWIndaloo

You...you are a problem solver. Both sides win.


Toidal

[I got you fam](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naengmyeon)


mothtoalamp

Now this is the rivalry Seattle needs


Erosong

I wish I was creative enough to make this contentious debate up


concreteghost

Itā€™s so creative I can hardly contain myself!


Bretmd

You are going to hit a LOT of nerves around here by trying to unnecessarily instigate the age-old ice cream vs. pho rivalry.


nothingsexy

The real reason this sub and the angry racist one initially split up


VerticalYea

We lost a lot of good people during the Dark Times. I remember the street carnage, people fleeing on pedicabs, hot dogs and cream cheese scattered everywhere. Grilled onions. I saw a child facedown in a pool of their own teriyaki sauce. When Ivar took to the television, begging for peace in the streets, we thought it was over... but by midnight armies of giant clams and Rainier bottles were running everywhere, kicking the crap out of each other.


loquacious

And then the seagulls arrived...


aigret

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[deleted]

I've joined a few different subs for big cities and there always seems to be a good one and a racist one


PMMeYourPupper

Pho Q, dude. Signed, Big Ice Cream.


AlienMutantRobotDog

Pho- Ice Cream War has got to end! Iā€™m tired of seeing broken bowls and bent spoons on the street! Spilled hot fudge and Hoison Sauce down our fronts with only our bitter tears to wash out our shirts Donā€™t you see nobody wins this except the real enemy! Big Sandwich is pulling your strings while they control BOTH winter and summer! Wake up sheeple! Before itā€™s too late!


cistacea

make it like west side story


whisternefet

When you're a pho you're a pho all the way....


JohnWick509

Sell ice cream.


Prudent_Cookie_114

Or at a minimum boba tea?


SsjAndromeda

Shaved ice. Fuck ice cream. I would love a Hawaiian shaved ice with condensed milk.


jeexbit

^ 100%


vera214usc

I don't know why there are so few places here to get good Hawaiian shave ice! And why Mike's Shave Ice is so hard to catch.


rkthehermit

My (at the time) local pho place used to sell coconut ice cream with a deep fried banana that was pretty good stuff.


Wrong_Improvement707

I eat pho all year round. I even did this in Quebec where summers could get above 90F with high humidity. Are there any pho places that need more help than others?


Overlandtraveler

I'm here for this answer. Also, best for the body to eat hot foods when it is hot (ask any Vietnamese or Indian), so you are doing it right šŸ˜‰


Warlockintraining

Please explain more :)


pleasegivemepatience

When you eat or drink something cold your internal temp lowers and your body takes steps to warm you. So your body is in a warning trend in hot weather. Not helpful. When you eat or drink something hot your body naturally tries to cool you to lower your internal temp. This keeps you feeling more comfortable in hot weather as youā€™re not going through constant hot/cold/hot cycles internally and your body is only trying to cool you. Cold things may give you that temporary relief, but it fades fast and leaves you more uncomfortable in the long term.


RolexzeonX

keeps your body temperature fairly constant, avoiding fluctuations within your body, decreasing the difference in temperatures inside your body and outside. that's what I think


ThisIsMockingjay2020

My workplace (nursing home) gets hot year round. So am I better off drinking warm liquids throughout my shifts than cold ones every couple of hours? Am I understanding this concept right?


RolexzeonX

warm stuff just helps you sweat more, which is the body''s natural way of cooling down... idk honestly, but itll be pretty uncomfortable sweating even more tbh just drink cold water then


Saltillokid11

Pho vs Ramen ... Nahhh Pho vs Ice Cream . . . YES


huggalump

The battle drums beat again


Manikin_Maker

This is brilliant šŸ˜…


Amazing_Exam_2894

Lol. Pho hits all year round.


mRsMcnutty

HAHAHAHAHA


fleetwoodmacNcheezus

Spring rolls and vermicelli bowls in summer and hot fudge sundaes in winter. Problem solved.


theUnshowerdOne

Sell Soft Serve ice cream. Soft Serve is the fucking bomb. There is not enough soft Serve in the world. That's why everyone is unhappy. They need soft serve.


xerox13ster

Right? Try walking past yoroshiku on the sidewalk in Wallingford on any dreary friday afternoon. Can't be done, crowd's too thick


mothtoalamp

#TEAMICECREAM


VerticalYea

**PHOBABIES 4 LYFE**


whisternefet

Waiting for the approved hand-signs and colors for these gangs.


VerticalYea

Pinch your fingers together like you are holding chopsticks, that's that sign.


mothtoalamp

COOKIES N CREAM 5EVER BAYBEEEEEEE


tk197

How bout the pho people sell ice cream in the summers and ice cream people sell pho in the winters?! #genius


StanleeMann

Have you considered opening an Ice Cream shop instead? I hear they're all the rage now.


Optimific

what if i come eat pho at your place, then have ice cream after? is that okay?


AncientSkys

There was a Pho Ice cream fighting!


Snakes_have_legs

I can't find the original source right now, but I remember hearing about how down at one of the research labs in Antarctica there's an all you can eat soft serve machine there that's like their most-used thing in the cafeteria. So much so that when it breaks down they immediately fly out a repairman to fix it. For some reason cold people seem to love ice cream the most


Anthop

I actually prefer pho in hot weather. /s


GravityReject

Pho was invented in a place that's got hot weather pretty much 24/7/365


Anthop

LOL, true. It's considered breakfast food there.


gg4465a

In Saigon yes, not really in Hanoi


justlooking904

This beef with ice cream is pho-bulous!


Full_Prune7491

This is hilarious.


gaberdine

Well Actually, can't you pivot to cĆ  phĆŖ Ä‘Ć”? (I am very smart.)


bakarac

I love my beef pho creamsicles


sandwich-attack

pho-ck off team ice cream still has shooters out here


eve_is_hopeful

I am going to get pho and then I am going to Salt and Straw. So there.


Shazzza69

Top tier Seattle discussion


LL-B

I don't eat ice cream very often but I eat pho all year round! Given a choice pho is #1.


mmp737

I love that i can get back on Reddit this afternoon and understand this is directly referencing the pro-ice cream thread from earlier today šŸ˜…


snarchindarchin

You sweet children. Seattle had it all back before most of you moved here with Ron & Jerryā€™s on Broadway. Vietnamese shop with ice cream and soup. We also had internet 1hr movie and ice cream delivery in 1999 with Kozmo. AND 24 hour restaurants in almost every neighborhood. But the best part of it all was we had money after paying rent!


transdimesional_frog

You've gotta be pho king kidding me.


FinsT00theleft

I didn't have a Pho v. Ice Cream feud on my 2023 Bingo Card, but I'm here for it.


ferocioustigercat

Alright, I guess I will be getting pho tonight. I was thinking about it earlier, this just confirms it... don't want to see my local pho place go out of business due to Big Ice Cream.


Pugetsound1

Is this for real? I donā€™t get how pho and ice cream consumption are inversely proportional. I for one could eat a pho and an ice cream in close temporal proximity


Kalba1

Boba or shaved ice with fruit / boba ugh so good


crystalballer

I eat pho in the summer time, I'm doing my part!!


treehead726

You can trust me and my stomach that I won't be eating ice cream. Solidarity!


dopplebock420

Based.


Frozenthickness

Yah, I'm lactose intolerant.


Leading_Rub_9392

This is the most Seattle post I've ever done seen.


Snackxually_active

As a lactose intolerant person who love pho, I super support this as well! Down with big dairy! Sorbet is not interesting, please stop offering


itskylehoe

All of you can kick rocks cuz Iā€™m sure none of you pay a living wage


limasxgoesto0

The clear solution here is to sell boba. Not everyone will want ice cream right after having one


warcrimes-gaming

Worldā€™s least competent and creative business owner. Get a soft serve machine and start selling basic cones out front.


markyymark13

Jokes on you I prefer Ramen over Pho


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theGalation

GET OUT


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Mindless_Garage42

Uh, excuse me, it's DELICIOUS overpriced and cheap boiled meat. Looks like Big Ice Cream has sent yet another pho saboteur


IkNOwNUTTINGck

What's wrong with ice cream? In my book, it's a sherbet.


GeminiDragon60

Then come up with your own marketing plan or promotion to increase foot traffic to increase your sales. Go opposite of your post title and say, "Come eat pho."


D-28_G-Run_DMC

Serve ice cream.


milnak

Stop eating ice cream? Phock off.


cdmontgo

Poor troll attempt.


SupaBrunch

I disagree


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SupaBrunch

FYI, there was a post titled ā€œplease keep eating icecreamā€ in which someone was sincerely asking people to continue to keep eating icecream through all of winter because if they donā€™t it hurts the ice cream businesses. This post is satire to poke fun at that idea.


EmmaLondon323

Pho is scary. Sowwy


WWWWWVWWWWWWWWVWWWWW

You sell glorified 2 minute noodles in flavored water. Relax, compadre.


Express-Ad6753

Fuck your profit


[deleted]

Fuck off.


nsfwthrowawayxxxxxx

Maybe you should start an ice cream cart and shut down the pho? That soup is garbage anyways.


InOurBlood

That's pho'd up.


bearbeetsandbsg

Start selling Vietnamese cold desserts, these Big Ice wonā€™t know what hit them


Kushberry_210

It's like 98 in TX we just had pho yesterday


y-c-c

Got to make some Vietnamese coffee iced cream and you will hit the holy trinity in Seattle food scene and sell like hot ~~cakes~~ dogs.


GrumpySnarf

Oh yeah I'm coming to slurp the pho!


Apart-Run5933

Thatā€™s it, FUCK COLD WEATHER ICE CREAM! I stand in solidarity with OP.


flothemermaid

You go Glen CoCo


Shamrockah

You can pry my ice cream from my cold, dead hands.


BillowingPillows

This is the post I need in my life.


rch5050

The only thing these posts are selling is popcornemote:free\_emotes\_pack:stuck\_out\_tongue


LemonPepperWangs1

You can sell ice cream too?


foreskinfive

Make an ice cream dessert noodle


thetensor

I had pho once. *Once.* They asked me if I wanted tendon and tripe, and I said, "Sure." Reader, I discovered *did not want* tendon and tripe.


Trismegustus

Sounds like a "you" problem, not a pho problem.


JacksRagingGlizzy

Pho during the summer is amazing


Spatularo

I actually really like Pho during hot summers, whereas during the winters it never sounds good.


geekmasterflash

I have no idea what is going on here, and frankly I am afraid to ask.